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torturedsoulv1	Posted: Jul 27 2011, 01:54 PM
dWb Superstar Group: Members Posts: 945 Member No.: 1,949 Joined: 17-April 10	Seems like the free agent frenzy has started Santonio Holmes signed a 5 year deal to remain with the Jets. $24 million guaranteed, almost $50 million total I am a Jets fan, so this is good from my perspective Let's see if the keep Cromartie (they should) and Braylon Edwards (not sure they will have the money for him too) If they don't re-sign Edwards, they should re-sign Brad Smith

torturedsoulv1	Posted: Jul 27 2011, 01:58 PM
dWb Superstar Group: Members Posts: 945 Member No.: 1,949 Joined: 17-April 10	As far as other teams Charles Johnson, Panthers DE re-signed for 6 years and $72 million $32 million guaranteed I know he is very good, but not sure if he is worth that much Santana Moss re-signed with the Redskins, 3 years for $15million, $6million guaranteed That sounds reasonable, he is not what he once was, but is still pretty good

Erick Von Erich	Posted: Jul 27 2011, 02:45 PM
I'm Big E and I tell it like it is Group: Admin Posts: 8,030 Member No.: 54 Joined: 13-May 05	Hmm. Donkies trade WR Jabar Gaffney to the Redskins for DE Jeremy Jarmon. Sounds like another case of "Donkies bring in ANOTHER random D-lineman in hopes that he'll sprout". Something they've done annually since the 2002 season. Only one that sorta' worked out for them was Gerard Warren, who had a decent year in 2005. -------------------- Hit Paydirt with K-Dirt

Erick Von Erich	Posted: Jul 27 2011, 02:51 PM
I'm Big E and I tell it like it is Group: Admin Posts: 8,030 Member No.: 54 Joined: 13-May 05	Not noteworthy at all, but the Donkies also signed a crop of undrafted free-agents rookies. Including an LB named Derek Domino. Whose parents were apparently huge Eric Clapton fans. (not a unique joke at all, but one I'm sure is being used all over the frickin' place) -------------------- Hit Paydirt with K-Dirt

Erick Von Erich	Posted: Aug 9 2011, 04:15 PM
I'm Big E and I tell it like it is Group: Admin Posts: 8,030 Member No.: 54 Joined: 13-May 05	Donkey fans are idiots, but this clown has John Elway almost tattooed on his dong: Dumbass with an Elway Thigh Tattoo -------------------- Hit Paydirt with K-Dirt

Scrooge McSuck

Posted: Aug 9 2011, 04:29 PM

I'll get you next time, toilet!

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I honestly don't see the appeal of getting someones face tattoo'ed on you to begin with, let alone a fucking retired football player. Could this guy have honestly picked a worse place? Do you think his dong hands to the left... and I just crossed the line with that question. Sorry.

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Jorge Posada, who for so long was the catcher of the New York Yankees, got to catch again. He was, as he put it repeatedly, "the emergency catcher." But on this night [9/10/11], he was also a fine catcher, catching for the New York Yankees.

Erick Von Erich	Posted: Aug 16 2011, 08:17 AM
I'm Big E and I tell it like it is Group: Admin Posts: 8,030 Member No.: 54 Joined: 13-May 05	I'm pleased to announce that for the first time since... 1988 (?)...I had no idea a Donkey game was on last Thursday and I made no effort to watch it! Getting rid of my Donkeys and Batman obsessions. I feel like Steve Carrell in the 40 Year Old Virgin finally selling his Aquaman doll. -------------------- Hit Paydirt with K-Dirt

Scrooge McSuck

Posted: Aug 16 2011, 11:09 AM

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Cross-over that needs to happen... Aquaman vs. the shark from JAWS. Sorry to take it off topic, but it had to be said.

I didn't realize Ochocinco was a Pat now... shows how much I pay attention.

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Erick Von Erich	Posted: Aug 16 2011, 11:25 AM
I'm Big E and I tell it like it is Group: Admin Posts: 8,030 Member No.: 54 Joined: 13-May 05	Yeah... Ochocinco is with the Pats? And I thought he changed his name back to "Chad Johnson"? Aquaman would win the fight against the Jaws shark. He mind-controls sharks all the time. Sheesh! -------------------- Hit Paydirt with K-Dirt

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Posted: Aug 16 2011, 11:27 AM

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Even the shark from Jaws the Revenge that has telekinetic powers, can swim at speeds far greater than a jet, and the tracking abilities of a Rambo?

Edit: I thought he was changing his name to another foreign language version of "8 5" (not 85).

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Erick Von Erich	Posted: Aug 16 2011, 11:31 AM
I'm Big E and I tell it like it is Group: Admin Posts: 8,030 Member No.: 54 Joined: 13-May 05	Or the giant monster shark from Jaws 3D?! C'mon...you gotta' give it to Aquaman. He's the "Talks to Fish Guy" who gets shit on all the time. He's supposed to be Top Dog under the waves. Give the man some credit! Cu'z where else can you say "Aquaman would kick his ass"? Everybody else would wipe the floor with Aquaman. But Jaws? That's Aquaman's moment to shine. -------------------- Hit Paydirt with K-Dirt

Scrooge McSuck

Posted: Aug 16 2011, 11:35 AM

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Touche. Aquaman wins Fantasy Warfare against Jaws Sharks... but how about the ugly troll from Ernest Scared Stupid? No, I don't mean Eartha Kitt, either. Okay, now I'm done.

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Erick Von Erich	Posted: Aug 17 2011, 10:48 AM
I'm Big E and I tell it like it is Group: Admin Posts: 8,030 Member No.: 54 Joined: 13-May 05	Holy crap...I missed this from about two weeks ago, but Bubba Smith died: Bubba Smith passes away at 66 RIP, Hightower. -------------------- Hit Paydirt with K-Dirt

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Posted: Aug 17 2011, 10:56 AM

I'll get you next time, toilet!

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You got to love an intimidating figure like Bubba Smith being casted as the intimidating figure in a comedy, and his character was once a florist, and they have him in drag to bust a purse snatcher. That wasn't meant to be sarcasm, I found Hightower to be one of the better/more enjoyable characters from the PA series.

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torturedsoulv1	Posted: Sep 12 2011, 01:08 PM
dWb Superstar Group: Members Posts: 945 Member No.: 1,949 Joined: 17-April 10	Figured the Jets would destroy the Cowboys. Iconsider Romo to be highly overrated and considering they were home, have more talent and the extra oomph from 9/11figured they would win by at least 17 points Great comeback for the Jets. Cromartie was very shaky and even Revis didnot play his usual great game And while they did win, they never tried to really establish the running game

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