AMC (post-any credible movies at all) just aired Jaws: The Revenge for about the 1,000,000th time this year. I can go on and on about how pathetically bad this movie is, but I'll try and keep it short.

- First, and most important, sharks don't hold grudges. How the hell does a shark know another shark was killed because of someone? At least Deep Blue Sea tried to cover up the stupidity of "Killer shark attacks people for no reason."

- Ellen Brody flashbacks about Sean being killed... SHE WASN'T EVEN THERE! How the hell does she know what was happening? Same can be said for the end when she imagines her husband from the 1st one... SHE WAS'NT THERE EITHER!

- The Shark looked ultra-bad, and you can see in about half the scenes the mechanism dragging the shark along the ocean floor! Thats what they get for filming in waters so clean and crystal clear.

- Michael Caine being the only "real" talent, and he's quite ibviously phoning it in. Considering the fact he openly bashed the movie in his autobography proves how much he enjoyed it.

- The movie producers or whoever must've been retards, because there's about 60939 versions of the last 4 minutes. In some versions we see clips of the original Jaws during the Sharks death, in others the guy who plays Jake dies, in others Jake is shown being dragged under the water but survives by losing 6 gallons of blood, other versions the original death is shown but Jake dies, in others the Jaws 1 splicing is shown and Jake lives. PICK A FUCKING ENDING!

I'll stop at that. Post more bad movies.

Just finished watching Babes In Toyland the other day... God Damn what a horrible movie. I spent 95% of the film crying over how bad it was, and how annoying the stupid Cincinnati song is.

Also Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Mahattan was pretty bad, with very few bright moments like Jason knocking the boxer dudes head off into a dumpster... and what the fuck was up with the little Jason? Why did he suddenly have a full head of hair in some scenes, and really bald in others?

Matrix Reloaded : Worst...sequel...ever. I hated that movie. If only I hadn't seen it or Revolutions (not bad but still disappointing) I could have lived a happy life as a fan of the Matrix.

That Dodgeball movie with Ben Stiller was pretty awful.

At least the TV series of Extreme Dodgeball is good. :D

Pay It Forward.

My girlfriend's sister made a comment about loving the movie and then I went on and made fun of it (without ever seeing it, just reading plenty of descriptive reviews). Then she got mad at me for trashing it and made it a point to get it for Christmas and make me watch it.

So we watched it (me, her, and my girlfriend) and I'll admit I did not hate it while watching it. It had a few funny parts and I like Kevin Spacy, so I was cool with it. But then in the weeks afterwards I kept thinking back to the movie... and the more I thought about it the more I realized how pathetic the movie actually is. Everything about the film is just designed to make you think you've just seen something inspirational when in fact you've just seen a melodramatic piece of cheesy garbage that manipulates the feelings of the viewers.

That and the ending was totaly cheap and made me sick to my stomach (but not in the way the film wanted me to).