Some more news updates...things are certainly getting busy in the world of Warrior. Warrior recently took part in a recorded shoot interview, which is currently in the packaging stage and will be available to buy soon. So be sure to get your copy of what promises to be one of the most frank and indepth shoot videos of them all. Note this will not be available through RF Video.

Credit: The Moron Himself

Apparently, it's a limited supply thing, but damn... how many seconds of this interview will be truthful and coherent? 2?

The peristence of patience has returned just rewards for those faithful who are enshrined within the interior ramparts of the Warrior pantheon. In many have the multitudes numbered, the so-called offers of financial restitution for one to partake in the production of that which normals call a "Warrior shoot video". For only this impending enterprises shall truly convey all that which can be attributed to the ways of the Warrior.

... I swear, if you had long hair, were on the 'roids, an wore face point, you could be a good Warrior rip-off, because I have no idea what the hell that paragraph means.