Sorry for the lateness of this but they only had three matches announced before fucking Smackdown. How stupid is that?

WWE Title Match:
John Cena © vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

Kurt Angle vs. Booker T

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

United States Title Match:
Orlando Jordan © vs. John Hossenfeffer

Tag Team Title Match:
MNM © vs. Haas and Holly

Tiebreakers:

1. How many thrown together matches will there be?
2. Which match will open the PPV?
3. How many matches will end cleanly?
4. Will Hossenfeffer rape Michael Cole if he wins the U.S. Title?
5. Which match will go the longest?

WWE Title Match:
John Cena © vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

Kurt Angle vs. Booker T

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

United States Title Match:
Orlando Jordan © vs. John Hossenfeffer

Tag Team Title Match:
MNM © vs. Haas and Holly

Tiebreakers:

1. How many thrown together matches will there be? 1

2. Which match will open the PPV? Jordan/Heidenreich

3. How many matches will end cleanly? 3

4. Will Hossenfeffer rape Michael Cole if he wins the U.S. Title? No

5. Which match will go the longest? Cena v. JBL

WWE Title Match:
John Cena © vs. John Bradshaw Layfield
Cena

Kurt Angle vs. Booker T
Angle

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio
Eddie by DQ
(Probably no luck here, but I'll appeal to the committee regardless. I meant Eddie gets DQ. Giving Rey the win. Honestly, I can't even think how Rey would get himself DQed. Anyway...I WANT MY POINT!............looks like Scrooge whooped everyone's ass anyway thanks to the call on Booker.)

United States Title Match:
Orlando Jordan © vs. John Hossenfeffer
OJ

Tag Team Title Match:
MNM © vs. Haas and Holly
MNM

Tiebreakers:

1. How many thrown together matches will there be? 2
2. Which match will open the PPV? MNM v Haas/Holly
3. How many matches will end cleanly? 2
4. Will Hossenfeffer rape Michael Cole if he wins the U.S. Title? I hope so, but no.
5. Which match will go the longest? JBL/Cena

WWE Title Match:
John Cena © vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

Kurt Angle vs. Booker T

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

United States Title Match:
Orlando Jordan © vs. John Hossenfeffer

Tag Team Title Match:
MNM © vs. Haas and Holly

Tiebreakers:

1. How many thrown together matches will there be? 1
2. Which match will open the PPV? Tag team title match
3. How many matches will end cleanly? 3
4. Will Hossenfeffer rape Michael Cole if he wins the U.S. Title? No
5. Which match will go the longest? Angle / T

WWE Title Match:
John Cena © vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

Kurt Angle vs. Booker T

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

United States Title Match:
Orlando Jordan © vs. John Hossenfeffer

Tag Team Title Match:
MNM © vs. Haas and Holly

Tiebreakers:

1. How many thrown together matches will there be? 2
2. Which match will open the PPV? tag title match
3. How many matches will end cleanly? 2
4. Will Hossenfeffer rape Michael Cole if he wins the U.S. Title? no
5. Which match will go the longest? Cena/JBL

WWE Title Match:
John Cena © vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

Kurt Angle vs. Booker T

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

United States Title Match:
Orlando Jordan © vs. John Hossenfeffer

Tag Team Title Match:
MNM © vs. Haas and Holly

Tiebreakers:
Not unless there is a heel turn. So no.
1. How many thrown together matches will there be? 2
2. Which match will open the PPV? One of the thrown together matches.
3. How many matches will end cleanly? 3
4. Will Hossenfeffer rape Michael Cole if he wins the U.S. Title?
5. Which match will go the longest? Eddie/Rey

Another good question might be "how many matches will get BORING chants?"

Another good question is "Which is the only one with a hope in hell of breaking the "***" barrier?"

Eddie/Rey definitly will. Booker/Angle has a good chance of it. MNM/Haas & Holly might if Haas does most of the work and if Holly has his working boots on. If London/Chavo is added, I'm sure that one could too.

And, of course, if JBL/Cena is booked correctly, it has a shot.

How said is Smackdown? Sad enough that not one of us noticed (cared) that a match is missing. It just hit me, cause I just read a smackdown recap and headed over here. Big Show/Carlito?

Oh yeah... we suck. Big Show vs. Carlito was announced this past Smackdown. Too late now to pick it though.

London/Chavo was confirmed on Velocity tonight too.

I'm beginning to hate the WWE...especially in regards to Smackdown. You get 2 hours a week, every week, to build proper feuds and make people at least know about (if not CARE about) the matches. But no, they have to play John Cena's video...or have segments like the Viscera thing on Monday that felt like 20 minutes. Just stupid. At least WCW usually (I think) would give a match, no matter how stupid or what jobbers were in, proper build on their shows.

WWE Title Match:
John Cena © vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

Kurt Angle vs. Booker T

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

United States Title Match:
Orlando Jordan © vs. John Hossenfeffer

Tag Team Title Match:
MNM © vs. Haas and Holly

Tiebreakers:

1. How many thrown together matches will there be? 2
2. Which match will open the PPV? MNM vs. Haas and Holly
3. How many matches will end cleanly? 3
4. Will Hossenfeffer rape Michael Cole if he wins the U.S. Title? no.
5. Which match will go the longest? Kurt Angle vs. Booker T

WCW was even worse than WWE. I'm still wondering why Great American Bas '99 ad Mikey Whipwreck vs. Van Fuckin Hammer, or Ernest Miller vs. Horace Hogan, or about 6 other matches that made no sense.

I'm apparantly the only one going for Rey in Rey vs. Eddie. I'm thinking may be a win by DQ or something like that. EIther way, not a clean ending.

My post second from top...

You lose, get off my property!

Also, does London/Chavo count as "thrown together", since it was only announced last night on Velocity, a show that barely gets 0.5 Neilson ratings.

I just skimmed yours. I must've missed it since it wasn't in bold like your others. Well, it was sort of in bold because it had the tags.

Are you thinking a clean finish to the match?

...I would. Plus it wasn't on the list of matches to guess from. Including Carlito vs. Big Show.

No... Carlito v. Show was actually announced on Smackdown, which is how Mad Dog got the other matches not announced (like Heidenreich/Jordan). It's not our fault he goofed.

Yeah, I think I'm just pissy.

Oh. It was announced that same night?

Yes... if my mind isn't on a vacation, MD got the "final card" together going by the Smackdown Spoilers, where he accidentally over-looked Show/Carlito being confirmed.

Wooo! Looks like I've won, since me and Plague tied with 4 for 5, and there was only 1 thrown together match (we better not count Show/Carlito, which WAS announced on the SD taping and was over-looked).

Essentially.....

I won't count Carlito/Show but everything else will be considered thrown together. So Scrooge wins by the way. So PM me if you want your prize or not.

Hmm... how many matches can I choose?

PM 5 to me and I'll see where you're at after that.