Opening Bout: Victoria defeated Tito Ortiz: *1/2

Paul Heyman def Paul London: -*

Deranged def Sonjay Dutt, and Ryan Wing: ***3/4 (hardcore match)

Hulk Hogan bashes the Rock, 94%

Tom Carter defeats The Rock: DUD (interference by Hulk Hogan)

Val Venis defeats Rey Mysterio: *1/2

Precious Lucy defeats Gail Kim, Rhyno, and Bubba Ray Dudley to become the new IWA:MS Champion: ***

Tommy Dreamer defeated WWE Champion Christopher Daniels by DQ: **1/2

Brock Lesnar won a 20 Man Battle Royal: **

John Cena won a Royal Rumble: **3/4

Air Paris won a Royal Rumble: ***

That's what I get for having SamoaRowe over. ...He's never coming over and going near my ewr game again. ;)

I thought Rowe got his hands on something else, but I guess that's a more private issue between you two young lovebirds. :wub:

And damn, this is quite funny.

Ah yes, my proudest moment! Too bad I didn't have enough patience with your keyboard to do another episode ;)

And Dreamer got screwed!

And now Samoa Joe refuses to resign his contract...right after I gave him a good push and was going to lead him to the main event.

Hey, I treated him well! I'm fairly sure he was in at least one of those Royal Rumbles, can't blame that one on me B)

...You suspended him for a year for not showing up to an autograph signing.

He's a heel anyhow, it'd work for kayfabe.

... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh yeah, I forgot about that :)

I would've suspended him for two years had it been an option.

Bah!

Did you remove the suspension? I've never seen a suspension actually hurt a wrestler's morale if it is taken away fast enough.

Yeah, I removed it right afterwards. It brought his morale down to 0% and then it didn't go up. I had to use him on SmackDown, put him over every time, and put him on Heat twice a show, put him over each time. So his morale is up higher, but he still refuses to resign.

That's okay, your WWE will do just fine without Samoa Joe.

He's still my World Champ in my All-Star Wrestling game.

I even got his stats up a little more:

Brawl: 91
Speed: 29
Technical: 73
Charisma: 66

That's right, it happened again...


Heat: Being Butchered by Rowe
(Well, not entirely because I had to hype a couple feuds on the show.)

Paul Heyman def. Honky Tonk Man: -**

Stephanie McMahon is backstage, and announces that she is making the NWA World title vacant, effective immediately.

Jay Briscoe, Abyss, and Val Venis def. John Cena, Mark Jindrak, and Luther Reigns: ***

Simply Luscious def. April Hunter in a Bra and Panties Match: -*

Gail Kim wins a 10 Man Battle Royal for the Women's title: 3/4*
The battle royal included: Gail Kim (champion), Kumiko Indohara, Erica Porter, Sherry Bop, Frannie Dangerson, Precious Lucy, Simply Luscious, April Hunter, Ivory, and Victoria

Nick Dinsmore (champion) vs. Samoa Joe for the IC title: **1/2

Paul London wins a 10 Man Battle Royal to win the NWA title: 1/2*
The battle royal included: Paul London, Rob Van Dam, Charlie Haas, Aidan Nathans, Chris Benoit, Rhyno, Sean O'Haire, Kurt Angle, Jimmy Rave, and Shocker

Billy Kidman def. Blind Rage in a Last Man Standing Bout: ****1/2

Raven and Sick Nick Mondo (champions) def. Second City Saints (CM Punk and Colt Cabana) in a Ladder Match for the WWE Tag Team titles: *****

New Kai En Tai (Funaki and Tajiri)(champions) def. F-Bomb (Brock Lesnar and Bubba Ray Dudley) for the WWE (SmackDown) Tag Team titles: ****

Christopher Daniels (champion) def. Precious Lucy for the WWE title: ****

That show sucked on a "Intentionally Sucked" scale. You can book far far FAR worse than that.

I didn't even know you could get negative two stars in the game.

I got -*** when I booked Giant Gonzalez v. Ludvig Borga in a Ironman Match right after having a **** match with Bret Hart and Mr. Perfect. Oh, this is in a 1993 Diary I did.

That just sounds too perfect.

Ernie's Raw

Simon Diamond def. Austin Lee: almost ****, ***3/4.

C and B Connection (Steve Bradley and Garrison Cade) def. Lash LeRoux and Tito Ortiz: ****

Low Ki def. in a Four Corners Match with Hydro vs. Black Dragon vs. Psychosis vs. Low Ki: Low Ki: ****

Second City Saints def. Air Rave (Air Paris and Jimmy Rave):almost *****, ****3/4

John Cena is backstage. He was laying a verbal Smackdown on Precious Lucy.

US Title: John Cena def. Precious Lucy (champion) via DQ:**3/4

Chad Collyer is backstage. He wanted to rip into Chris Chetti.

Charlie Haas def. Chris Chetti in a Four Corners Match with Chad Collyer vs. Chavo Guerrero v.s Chris Chetti vs. Charlie Haas: ***

Kurt Angle is backstage hyping his match with Trent Acid.

WWE Heavyweight Title: Trent Acid (champion) def. Samoa Joe in a triangle match with Trent Acid vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle: ***

Ernie Abuses Smackdown!

Roadkill def. Sean O'Haire: **1/4

Four Corners Match: Angel Dust vs. Billy Reil vs. Cade Sydal vs. Funaki
Billy Reil def. Funaki: ****

Blind Rage def. Billy Kidman: ****1\2

Chris Hamrick is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Paul Heyman.

Chris Hamrick def. Paul Heyman: DUD.

Victoria, Gail Kim, and Rey Mysterio def. Ivory, Simply Luscious, and Rob Conway: **1/4.

WWE World Title: Christopher Daniels def. Abyss via DQ by interference by Hulk Hogan: ***1\4

Handicap Match: Tajiri, Aidan Nathans, and Rhyno def. F-Bomb (Brock Lesnar and Bubba Ray Dudley: ***

Four Corners Match: Ace Steel vs. Cash Flo vs. Paul London vs. Rob Van Dam
Rob Van Dam def. Cash Flo: **3/4

Eddie Guerrero def. Shark Boy: **

WWE Heavyweight title: Triangle Match: Trent Acid vs Val Venis vs Air Paris
Trent Acid def. Air Paris: ***1\2

Heyman's best match so far.

For you, Scrooge: The Christopher Daniels vs. Abyss match in full.

Christopher Daniels vs Abyss.

Match Background: This match is for the WWE World title. Christopher Daniels has been WWE World champion since 28 March 2005.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels misses a clothesline. Daniels gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Abyss whips Daniels into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Brutal spinning powerbomb on Daniels! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Abyss charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Daniels hits a dropkick on Abyss and gets right back up. SUPER frankensteiner on Abyss, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Christopher Daniels and Abyss is out! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Daniels goes for a splash but Abyss puts the knees up. Massive backbreaker on Daniels. Pin, but Daniels is out just before the three count. Daniels blocks a kick from Abyss. Abyss is in trouble. Last Rites! Hulk Hogan quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Christopher Daniels turns around. Hulk Hogan floors Daniels. Hulk Hogan signals - Legdrop Of Doom! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Hogan! Hulk Hogan obviously hasn't finished his attack yet! Christopher Daniels stands up. Hulk Hogan floors Daniels. Hulk Hogan signals - Legdrop Of Doom! Hulk Hogan eventually leaves, having caused enough damage.

Ernie Books Another Smackdown

WWE Heavyweight title: Trent Acid def. Sick Nick Mondo: ***3/4

Paul Heyman def. Rey Mysterio via interference from Victoria: DUD.

Team Firestorm def. Team Michaels: ***1\4 rating
Team Firestorm consists of Adam Firestorm, Adam Kash, Aki Mann, Brandon Robinson, and Carlton Kaz. Team Michaels consists of Chris Michaels, Chris Stylez, CW Anderson, Danny Maff, and Doc Dean.

TLC Match: Pepper Parks and Ryan Wing def. Christian York and Johnny Jeter, and Jason Lee and Luther Reigns: ****1\4

Iron Man Match: Blind Rage def. Chad Collyer: almost ****, ***3/4.

Four Corner Match: Ace Steel vs Angel Dust vs BJ Whitmer vs EZ Money.
Ace Steel def. BJ Whitmer: ****

Rhyno draws Jimmy Rave via time limit: *1/4

Eddie Guerrero, Izzy, and Shannon Moore def. Roadkill, Shark Boy, and Johnny Kashmere: **1/4

Iron Man Match: Nick Dinsmore def. Chris Hamrick: **

WWE SD Tag Titles: Revolution (Chris Benoit and Rob Van Dam) (champions) def. F-Bomb (Brock Lesnar and Bubba Ray Dudley): almost ***, **3/4

WWE World Title: Triangle Match: Christopher Daniels (champion) vs. Paul London vs. Val Venis
Christopher Daniels def. Paul London: ****1/4.

Looks like Heyman is on a roll.

I would just like to note that this match was actually **1/2. ...SamoaRowe wanted to make it look better. ;)

Rowe and I might consider doing a Dusty-style TNA booking, i.e. all cage matches; but not necessarily a show with all cage matches, but what kind of gimmick match?

All "pink slip on a pole" matches.

Dammit I hated that era.

Hahahah. Yeah, I think we all did. Well, except for Scrooge.

What about a gimmick match on the ewr game? Any in particular?

2000 was an awesome era, queer fuckers. That was the year that made Vince McMahon a billionaire, so he did something right. Then he lost it because of the XFL.