Title: WWE to book Love Triangle?
Description: Like it was a surprise...
Scrooge McSuck - May 14, 2005 04:46 PM (GMT)
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It seems as the whole Lita/Edge/Matt Hardy love triangle, may make a turn to an actual on air storyline. With Edge and Kane (Lita's on air husband) in the main event on Monday's edition of Raw, it seems as Lita may get involved with Edge in an on air relationship. Lita is reportedly uneased about this, but really has no say as to what Creative asks her to do.
There are also some reports that Vince McMahon may be interested in bringing Matt Hardy back, to make this an on air storyline. The chants in arena after arena are reportedly getting to him, and he is starting to realize that he made a mistake. However, there has been no contact made between Hardy and the WWE. Hardy is signed to do a ROH show July 16th, in Woodbridge, Conn, as his 90-Day no compete clause ends on July 11th. He has also talked to TNA for future work.
Lita is not in a relationship with either Matt or Edge, but is still on speaking terms with both of them. Edge, who originally saw all this has heel heat, has now changed his feelings on this, and now is very regretful about what has happened. Matt is still not talking to Edge, which is totally understandable, however if their job depended on it, both men would work a program with one another.
Credit: PW Torch Newsletter |
If it gets Matt Hardy back.... it's still a stupid idea to bring personal issues into the ring, even if the crowd was smart. Why not listen to the crowd chanting the largest "Boring" chant at that Masters guy last month and fire the piece of crap?
dynamite kido - May 14, 2005 08:08 PM (GMT)
The Torch is reporting this.......take it with a grain of salt.
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:05 AM (GMT)
I'd be up for another love triangle storyline, as long as it has a proper blow-off (unlike the Angle/HHH/Steph fiasco).
Besides, in kayfabe terms wouldn't we a four-way situation? I mean, wouldn't Edge/Lita piss off both Kane and Matt Hardy? They could have a triple threat match to determine who gets to keep slamming her on a regular basis.
Scrooge McSuck - May 15, 2005 12:07 AM (GMT)
"Crab Cream On A Pole Match"
I smell ratings....
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:09 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:07 PM) |
"Crab Cream On A Pole Match"
I smell ratings.... |
I can see it now. Edge, Hardy, and Kane all contract some ultra rare STD from Lita. She has the antidote for two people: herself and one of her suitors. The winner of the match gets the antidote while the others must live a life of constant itching.
Scrooge McSuck - May 15, 2005 12:11 AM (GMT)
Kane: Feel my pain!!!!!!!! (itches)
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:16 AM (GMT)
The only shame is that the STD won't be so rare after Lita spreads it across the country. Then antidots will be much more common.
Scrooge McSuck - May 15, 2005 12:19 AM (GMT)
Don't be so mean... we should already know that the entire country of Mexico is infected with 2 things...
1. Lazyness
2. Lita's snatch
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:20 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:19 PM) |
Don't be so mean... we should already know that the entire country of Mexico is infected with 2 things...
1. Lazyness
2. Lita's snatch |
Not to mention the poor souls of OMEGA.
Scrooge McSuck - May 15, 2005 12:21 AM (GMT)
Shannon Moore, The Hardys, Gregory/Shane/Hurricane Helms... and dozens more!
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:25 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:21 PM) |
| Shannon Moore, The Hardys, Gregory/Shane/Hurricane Helms... and dozens more! |
Considering Lita has already had sex with just about all of his friends and his brother at some point, I don't know why Matt is so mad about the Edge situation :P I guess it's different since all the others happened before they were together.
Scrooge McSuck - May 15, 2005 12:27 AM (GMT)
I can just imagine what Matt Hardy said to her at the beginning of their relationship...
1. Never under estimate the other guys greed.
2. Don't get high on your own supply
Wait... I think I got my movies confused.
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:29 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:27 PM) |
I can just imagine what Matt Hardy said to her at the beginning of their relationship...
1. Never under estimate the other guys greed.
2. Don't get high on your own supply
Wait... I think I got my movies confused. |
I bet it went like "it's cool that you've already fucked my brother, fucked most of my best friends, and got peed on a couple of times in ECW... just don't do it anymore."
Scrooge McSuck - May 15, 2005 12:30 AM (GMT)
Lita (voice dubbed over by James Earl Jones): Matt... I fucked your brother.
[Yes, I know Vader never said "Luke" in the line.]
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:32 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:30 PM) |
Lita (voice dubbed over by James Earl Jones): Matt... I fucked your brother.
[Yes, I know Vader never said "Luke" in the line.] |
And Matt's response: "Duh, I was there taping it."
Scrooge McSuck - May 15, 2005 12:34 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ May 14 2005, 08:32 PM) |
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:30 PM) | Lita (voice dubbed over by James Earl Jones): Matt... I fucked your brother.
[Yes, I know Vader never said "Luke" in the line.] |
And Matt's response: "Duh, I was there taping it."
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Well that certainly gave me a good chuckle. :lol:
Edge and Matt should reconcile and form a tag team called "The Can-Am Gang Bangers."
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:46 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:34 PM) |
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ May 14 2005, 08:32 PM) | | QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:30 PM) | Lita (voice dubbed over by James Earl Jones): Matt... I fucked your brother.
[Yes, I know Vader never said "Luke" in the line.] |
And Matt's response: "Duh, I was there taping it."
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Well that certainly gave me a good chuckle. :lol:
Edge and Matt should reconcile and form a tag team called "The Can-Am Gang Bangers."
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I don't see why they shouldn't reconcile. If Lita and Edge had fucked before she had ever dated Matt, than there wouldn't be any hard feelings.
Scrooge McSuck - May 15, 2005 12:48 AM (GMT)
Except for inside Litas mouth, ass and vagina.
SamoaRowe - May 15, 2005 12:49 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 14 2005, 06:48 PM) |
| Except for inside Litas mouth, ass and vagina. |
:lol:
This thread is dirty.
Big F'N Swigg - May 15, 2005 01:31 AM (GMT)
Quick Note: Hardy's scheduled to do ROH in Dayton on 8/12
prof_plague - May 15, 2005 06:03 PM (GMT)
I know this sounds stupid, but I want this to be true. This is a really good storyline, especially if they do this right. No more mark and smark bitching and moaning, they'll be on the page and for the same reason. This could help things in the WWE right now.
And who knows, if this is successful, may be the WWE will start booking by what the fans want. (Dreams, but wishes it was true.)
prof_plague - May 15, 2005 06:05 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TheBigSwigg @ May 14 2005, 07:31 PM) |
| Quick Note: Hardy's scheduled to do ROH in Dayton on 8/12 |
Actually, Hardy is debuting and Daniels will be returning on 7/16 in Woodbridge, CT.