Title: Jason takes PWG
Description: I love these goddamned things.....
Description: I love these goddamned things.....
dynamite kido - May 12, 2005 10:53 PM (GMT)
'Jason Takes PWG'' in Two Days in Hollywood, CA!
By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
Sleepy Valley, CA - In less than 48 hours, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's (http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) next huge live event will be taking place in Hollywood, CA, and you, the responsible wrestling fan, should have already made plans to attend. However, if you have not made plans already, it could be that you're superstitious, and fearful of leaving the house on Friday the 13th. However, think of all the calamity that could befall you if you stay at home, such as a brutal axe murdering, or the microwave popcorn bag exploding and scalding your face, causing you to step backwards, slipping on an unfortunately placed banana peal, causing you to hit your head on the marble slab counter top, killing you instantly, then leaving your body to decompose for days until your landlord finds your corpse on the kitchen floor, your final attire being that ugly green bathrobe, the Hanes with the torn waistband, and your Donald Duck slippers. Contrast that with what could happen if you attended "Jason Takes PWG" on Friday night: You could witness the single greatest night of wrestling ever in the history of ever. I don't know about you, but I'll be in Hollywood on Friday night, to see:
The most convoluted stipulation for a match ever, as the Aerial Express, Ballard Bro., Los Luchas, and Hook Bomberry & Top Gun Talwar meet to determine the number one contender for the PWG Tag Team Titles. But not in a simple Elimination Match, that would be too easy. No, the match is Elimination, but in two falls! The winners of the first fall move on to the Number 1 Contenders match next month, and the losers of the first fall are eliminated. Then the same rules apply for the second fall, and the winners of the two falls will meet next month in the ULTIMATE Number 1 Contenders match. Sound confusing? It is! But someone within PWG thought it'd be a good idea!
Also scheduled for "Jason Takes PWG" is:
• El Generico vs. Human Tornado
• Submission Match: Puma vs. Ricky Reyes
• "Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen vs. Sexxxy Eddy
• PWG Tag Team Title Match: Arrogance (Chris Bosh & Scott Lost) vs. SBS (Disco Machine & Excalibur)
• PWG Championship vs. TNA X-Division Title: AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels
By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
Sleepy Valley, CA - In less than 48 hours, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's (http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) next huge live event will be taking place in Hollywood, CA, and you, the responsible wrestling fan, should have already made plans to attend. However, if you have not made plans already, it could be that you're superstitious, and fearful of leaving the house on Friday the 13th. However, think of all the calamity that could befall you if you stay at home, such as a brutal axe murdering, or the microwave popcorn bag exploding and scalding your face, causing you to step backwards, slipping on an unfortunately placed banana peal, causing you to hit your head on the marble slab counter top, killing you instantly, then leaving your body to decompose for days until your landlord finds your corpse on the kitchen floor, your final attire being that ugly green bathrobe, the Hanes with the torn waistband, and your Donald Duck slippers. Contrast that with what could happen if you attended "Jason Takes PWG" on Friday night: You could witness the single greatest night of wrestling ever in the history of ever. I don't know about you, but I'll be in Hollywood on Friday night, to see:
The most convoluted stipulation for a match ever, as the Aerial Express, Ballard Bro., Los Luchas, and Hook Bomberry & Top Gun Talwar meet to determine the number one contender for the PWG Tag Team Titles. But not in a simple Elimination Match, that would be too easy. No, the match is Elimination, but in two falls! The winners of the first fall move on to the Number 1 Contenders match next month, and the losers of the first fall are eliminated. Then the same rules apply for the second fall, and the winners of the two falls will meet next month in the ULTIMATE Number 1 Contenders match. Sound confusing? It is! But someone within PWG thought it'd be a good idea!
Also scheduled for "Jason Takes PWG" is:
• El Generico vs. Human Tornado
• Submission Match: Puma vs. Ricky Reyes
• "Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen vs. Sexxxy Eddy
• PWG Tag Team Title Match: Arrogance (Chris Bosh & Scott Lost) vs. SBS (Disco Machine & Excalibur)
• PWG Championship vs. TNA X-Division Title: AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels
Scrooge McSuck - May 12, 2005 11:10 PM (GMT)
I didn't know Jason Vorhees had the internet in that shitty shack he calls a house. :P
dynamite kido - May 13, 2005 01:28 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 12 2005, 05:10 PM) |
| I didn't know Jason Vorhees had the internet in that shitty shack he calls a house. :P |
"My friend Bill here hooked me up with a super DSL connection".
Scrooge McSuck - May 13, 2005 01:31 AM (GMT)
I thought his name was "John" (or "John Carl" as Ft13th Part VII credits him as) :P
Woo! 1,000th post in this folder!
Woo! 1,000th post in this folder!
Mad Dog - May 13, 2005 01:41 AM (GMT)
Nothing on that card really excites me.
Scrooge McSuck - May 13, 2005 01:50 AM (GMT)
Styles vs. Daniels could be awesome... the rest I couldn't care less about, mainly because the only name on the card I've seen other than them was Puma, and he didn't excite me much.
dynamite kido - May 13, 2005 01:51 AM (GMT)
Steen/Sexxxy Eddy could be decent. I just love the way the present their shows......
dynamite kido - May 14, 2005 08:46 PM (GMT)
results
Courtesy of wrestlinfan4eva at the CZW board
El Generico def. Human Tornado via the BRAINBUSTAAAH
Ricky Reyes def. NOSAWA by chokeout submission
Aerial Express def. Ballard Bros. and Hook Bomberry/TopGun Talwar
EXCALIBUR revealed he was the mastermind behind the fake Super Dragon runins, which lead to...
Excalibur def. Super Dragon in a Guerrilla Warfare match- spots included Dragon jumping off the wall for a kick to Ex, Super Dragon curbstomping Ex ON A LADDER, and a toprope doublestomp with Ex's head on a chair. Kevin Steen revealed himself as the the fake Super Dragon doing Ex's dirty work, and gave him the package piledriver, allowing Excalibur to hit the Tiger Driver through the table to win.
Kevin Steen def. Sexxxy Eddy via the Steenalizer
AJ Styles retained the PWG championship against Chrstopher Daniels due to a 60-MINUTE DRAW!
Courtesy of wrestlinfan4eva at the CZW board
El Generico def. Human Tornado via the BRAINBUSTAAAH
Ricky Reyes def. NOSAWA by chokeout submission
Aerial Express def. Ballard Bros. and Hook Bomberry/TopGun Talwar
EXCALIBUR revealed he was the mastermind behind the fake Super Dragon runins, which lead to...
Excalibur def. Super Dragon in a Guerrilla Warfare match- spots included Dragon jumping off the wall for a kick to Ex, Super Dragon curbstomping Ex ON A LADDER, and a toprope doublestomp with Ex's head on a chair. Kevin Steen revealed himself as the the fake Super Dragon doing Ex's dirty work, and gave him the package piledriver, allowing Excalibur to hit the Tiger Driver through the table to win.
Kevin Steen def. Sexxxy Eddy via the Steenalizer
AJ Styles retained the PWG championship against Chrstopher Daniels due to a 60-MINUTE DRAW!