Title: CHRISTIAN!
Description: I believe in Santa Claus
Stuttsy - May 2, 2005 05:33 AM (GMT)
So tonight at the pay per view, Christian cuts this fantastic promo that goes something like this:
| QUOTE |
| On RAW you've got Batista with muscle to spare...but he's got charisma like Tomko's got hair...you got Triple H and Ric Flair, their legend still grows...26 titles between them and the world's biggest nose...and have you heard the one about JBL, the rich guy on SmackDown, well I hear his taxes are still soaring, but he's no wrestling god, just the god of boring. Hey Cena, you think I'm jealous of your fortune and fame...well you talk like Snoop Dogg...but you look like Corey Haim. After the Draft, whether it's RAW or SmackDown, JR or Michael Cole, I will come out on top because that's how I roll. |
Which to me sounds like LOADS of fun, but to me also foreshadows what Meltzer is hinting at as well: Christian is heading to Smackdown to challenge Cena.
And yes, I believe it: Christian will be your next WWE Champion.
It is so perfect, I could not figure out why he did not have a match on this pay per view. but after reading that, I believe in the impossible. It makes no sense to job the guy who is next in line for the other side's championship (considering really there is only one side, after all) and it makes no sense to put him over on one of your top guys, so just have him further his storyline and leave it at that. I am very excited by this prospect, because I seriously think the impossible is going to happen. I am excited about Smackdown. I hope they don't make me sad again.
Scrooge McSuck - May 2, 2005 05:34 AM (GMT)
Christian has become my new favorite wrestler. Yes, even moreso than Kane and Hogan, which is amazing.
prof_plague - May 2, 2005 05:36 AM (GMT)
I don't know about being champion. But it will be interesting to see him going for the title.
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 2, 2005 05:36 AM (GMT)
Clearly, he needs Jay-Z to ghostwrite for him, but it's still funny as hell
Mad Dog - May 2, 2005 12:25 PM (GMT)
I've enjoyed his character but he's still too boring in the ring.
prof_plague - May 2, 2005 06:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mad Dog @ May 2 2005, 06:25 AM) |
| I've enjoyed his character but he's still too boring in the ring. |
Then he's a perfect match for Cena! :D
dynamite kido - May 2, 2005 06:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ May 2 2005, 12:01 PM) |
| QUOTE (Mad Dog @ May 2 2005, 06:25 AM) | | I've enjoyed his character but he's still too boring in the ring. |
Then he's a perfect match for Cena! :D
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He's not THAT boring....
Mad Dog - May 8, 2005 09:49 PM (GMT)
They ruined John Cena. It almost seems like they went out of their way to make sure he got lazy in the ring before pushing him. The year of nothing but 2 minute squashes didn't help the guy either.
Remember how awesome he seemed when he was the vanilla rookie?