Velocity:

1) Bashams vs. Scotty 2 Hotty and Shannon Moore
2) Akio/Kidman vs. Nunzio/Funaki
3) Orlando Jordan vs. Charlie Haas

Smackdown:

1) Kurt Angle invitational
2) Paul London vs. Chavo Guerrero
3) MNM vs. Eddie/Rey
4) Matt Morgan vs. Mikey Whiplash (not Whipwreck, mind you)
5) John Cena vs. Rene Dupree
6) JBL vs. Angle vs. Big Show vs. Booker T (elimination match for #1 contendership)

Doesn't sound too bad. Me likey!

Although I wish that was Whipwreck, although I have heard of Whiplash.