In discussing if we should buy 3PW, we decided all matches will be decided by poll. So, here is our, possible, first Main Event.

Refer to here:

http://s7.invisionfree.com/Da_Wrestling_Bo...topic=719&st=30

We wouldn't want an outsider holding our belt! Lord knows I'm the only person who'd ever considering jobbing to Swiggy or someone down the line.

Low Ki would beat your punk ass LFV, and then steal your shoes.

I'm insulted that I wasn't chosen for the Main Event.

I think LFV should be jumped by a mystery masked man who is later revealed to be Vince Russo.

Low Ki would kick my head into the thirteenth row, but I'd manage to tell a lame joke that paralyzed him enough for my decaptiated body to fall on top of him for a 3 count.

Curtain jerkers don't main event.

Now tell me how bad I owned you....

I chose other.

I want Low Ki to get DQ'd after Kawada comes down and both of them work over LFV with kicks.

Do you really want to put Low Ki over?

Only if it's at the expense of LFV getting Low-Ki and Kawada's kicks.

How come everyone (by that I mean the majority) is picking interference (most likely by me)!? :Grr:

I say let Paul London kick LFV in the back of the head for 10 minutes, too.

What if we had Hacksaw Jim Duggan interfere with his dildo blender?

I don't know... let's ask someone familiar with the topic.

Paging Big Swigg... paging Big Swigg...

:huh: What did I ever do to you?

So, looks like it'll be a:

Draw by Interference when Scroog McSuck comes down to the ring in the middle of the match with the mic and begins to demand why he wasn't given the Main Event match for the first Main Event of 3PW as owned and booked by DWB. He then calls a "mystery surprise" to the ring. The Christmas Creature comes down and destroys everyone; including Scrooge.

Im booking the Wrestlecrap Federation, not you!

...But then Christmas Creature pulls off the green part of the costume to reveal he was actually the Kane that was pushed and had a mask!

Listen, my friend. If you want someone familiar with blenders, I'm your man. If you want someone familiar with dildo's I'd ask your mom since she gave birth to one

And to think, it only took you 5 days to come up with a response to that.

Actually, it took me all of thirty seconds. It took me five days to find the thread

:lol: I was only kidding either way... and you're as cold as ice. :angry:

Swiggy might be cold as ice...but he's still hotter than your original metaphors.