Inspired by the Backlash thread, use this thread to write the next outrageous angle for Kane.

Anything goes. I mean the dude has porked a corpse, a whor(s)e, suffered psychological damage, and burned his house down.

I say he jumps to Smackdown where Big Show chokeslams him onto the concrete. This leaves Kane confused, so he believes that he's Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. He steals Kurt's gold medals and sells them at a pawn shop for a blow up doll named Madision who he believes is the daughter that Snitsky punted. This reminds him of who he really is which causes him to jump out of a plane into the Atlantic Ocean, where he nearly drowns, but resurfaces a year later as "The boogeyman." Lita attempts to bring him back, but his amnesia seems permanent so she sleeps with HHH, which causes a Stephanie McMahon-Kane feud which Kane loses.

You love tormenting me, don't you? DON'T YOU!!?

I say he goes blind when Lita spits in his eyes. All the cum build up in her lungs must be poisonous now.

Kind of a silly thread, but I really would like to see a kind of Natural Born Killers take on Lita-Kane, probably with them turning heel, although I'm not sure about that. Just have them both be totally fucked in the head.

Oh god! Oh god! Ew! Ew!

Left with whether to close this, or move it to fantasy booking, I'll hope this generates better conversation than it has so far and move it.


I like the natural born killer idea. I also at one point just wanted him to drop the whole gimmick, grow some hair, take to wearing suits, and kind of play the cocky heel. It would have to be tounge in cheek though, something like heel Cactus Jack in ECW.

Yes, this is a silly thread and it was meant to be so. It's more of a "what's the next outrageous idea that WWE will come up with and force Kane through."

Which is why I like Lita spitting in Kane's eye.