Title: MNM is coming for your money
Stuttsy - April 13, 2005 07:34 PM (GMT)
Apparently they've renamed Joey Matthews as Joey Mercury, but that don't bother me at all. As a huge mark for the classic tag teams of yesterday, I am very excited by this pending debut. Hopefully these guys get the ball and deliver the goods. I am more excited by this debut than any of the recent WWE debuts in a long time.
Scrooge McSuck - April 13, 2005 07:36 PM (GMT)
The way WWE has been the last 10 months... I honestly couldn't care less. Give Kane the God Damn TITLE~!
whitemilesdavis - April 13, 2005 07:39 PM (GMT)
Matthews and Nitro could be a great tag-team. I'm excited about them too. I'm afraid they'll be too small to get far in WWE though.
SamoaRowe - April 13, 2005 07:44 PM (GMT)
I'll be annoyed if they go and win the tag titles right away (in similar fashion to Carlito just showing up and becoming U.S. champ). I'd like to see MNM make a powerful debut, set their sights on the tag belts, and have a nice long chase. I know Eddie or Rey will likely betray the other one and MNM will probably win the titles before Judgment Day... but I can hope.
Stuttsy - April 13, 2005 07:47 PM (GMT)
In a real wrestling promotion I'd agree with you. But with the incredibly short attention span of WWE writers and audience, I can't say I blame them for trying to strike while the iron's hot.
whitemilesdavis - April 13, 2005 07:51 PM (GMT)
The real chore will be trying to revive the tag-division. Those belts haven't meant anything in a long, long time. If MNM can breathe new life into it, I'm all for 'em.
Mad Dog - April 13, 2005 08:05 PM (GMT)
I want to get excited about these guys but it's hard when they'll get a push for a month and then being jobbing to the Hoss of the month for the rest of their career.
Real F'n Show - April 13, 2005 08:06 PM (GMT)
They should be fun, but since there's hardly any other teams for them to work with, their push will probably end fairly quickly.
But damn, I can't wait to see the infamous Melina splits into the ring.
Scrooge McSuck - April 13, 2005 08:14 PM (GMT)
Whats that about splits? (gets right hand warmed up)
whitemilesdavis - April 13, 2005 08:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 13 2005, 02:14 PM) |
| Whats that about splits? (gets right hand warmed up) |
Could someone remind me why we keep Scrooge around?
Mad Dog - April 13, 2005 08:20 PM (GMT)
He's our punching bag and he brings the content on the occassions he wants to.
whitemilesdavis - April 13, 2005 08:24 PM (GMT)
I was just joking. His last post was actually hilarious.
Scrooge McSuck - April 13, 2005 08:24 PM (GMT)
Just call me the Shawn Michaels of DWB. A Lazy motherfucker when it doesn't count, but will occasionally bring teh awesome... and I screwed Bret. :P
prof_plague - April 13, 2005 08:26 PM (GMT)
Yay! Joey Matthews! And soon...Alexis Laree!
The Last Free Voice - April 13, 2005 08:31 PM (GMT)
Not gonna happen. With the DSII coming up Alexis will be canned to make way for some blonde bimbo.
Stuttsy - April 13, 2005 08:33 PM (GMT)
Cornette, my lord and savior, as (intentionally) created a phenomonal tag team division in OVW that HOPEFULLY we can translate over to the big stage.
There is a thread on the DVD board about this, but basically Corny has created a new MX, new RNRX and new Freebirds.
MNM as the ultra-cool, slick heel act with their mama's boy manager replaced by a super hot slutty looking chick (a perfect metaphor for 21st century wrestling compared to late 20th century wrestling), Thrillseekers as the babyface counterpart who have been kinda programed to play off that vibe with one guy (Capponetti) who is a tremendous babyface seller and Heartbreakers as the crazy over "entertainment over substance" fun team.
prof_plague - April 13, 2005 08:37 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (The Last Free Voice @ Apr 13 2005, 02:31 PM) |
| Not gonna happen. With the DSII coming up Alexis will be canned to make way for some blonde bimbo. |
I know. :( But I can dream.
whitemilesdavis - April 13, 2005 08:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ Apr 13 2005, 02:37 PM) |
| QUOTE (The Last Free Voice @ Apr 13 2005, 02:31 PM) | | Not gonna happen. With the DSII coming up Alexis will be canned to make way for some blonde bimbo. |
I know. :( But I can dream.
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Do you need to borrow Scrooge's right hand?
Scrooge McSuck - April 13, 2005 08:48 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Apr 13 2005, 04:47 PM) |
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ Apr 13 2005, 02:37 PM) | | QUOTE (The Last Free Voice @ Apr 13 2005, 02:31 PM) | | Not gonna happen. With the DSII coming up Alexis will be canned to make way for some blonde bimbo. |
I know. :( But I can dream.
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Do you need to borrow Scrooge's right hand?
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My right hand isn't for public use... just use Statmark. :D (just kidding...)
whitemilesdavis - April 13, 2005 08:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 13 2005, 02:48 PM) |
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Apr 13 2005, 04:47 PM) | | QUOTE (prof_plague @ Apr 13 2005, 02:37 PM) | | QUOTE (The Last Free Voice @ Apr 13 2005, 02:31 PM) | | Not gonna happen. With the DSII coming up Alexis will be canned to make way for some blonde bimbo. |
I know. :( But I can dream.
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Do you need to borrow Scrooge's right hand?
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My right hand isn't for public use... just use Statmark. :D (just kidding...)
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Why, because he's the gay guy?
Scrooge McSuck - April 13, 2005 09:18 PM (GMT)
... HE'S GAY!?!?! :o
OK.... SamoaRowes left hand. ;)
Stuttsy - April 13, 2005 09:34 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
... HE'S GAY!?!?! ohmy.gif
OK.... SamoaRowes left hand. wink.gif
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LMAO :D
Good stuff....
SamoaRowe - April 13, 2005 11:20 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 13 2005, 03:18 PM) |
... HE'S GAY!?!?! :o
OK.... SamoaRowes left hand. ;) |
I would lie and declare myself gay if it meant I didn't have to let you use my left hand.
Until then, I'm sending my ninjas after you.
:ph43r: x 88
Mad Dog - April 13, 2005 11:25 PM (GMT)
Please leave Scrooge's girlfriend, better known as his left hand, out of the conversation and at least pretend to keep this on topic. As long as it's somehow WWF related go for it.
SamoaRowe - April 13, 2005 11:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Apr 13 2005, 05:25 PM) |
| Please leave Scrooge's girlfriend, better known as his left hand, out of the conversation and at least pretend to keep this on topic. As long as it's somehow WWF related go for it. |
Scrooge's left hand is having an affair with Lita.
Scrooge McSuck - April 13, 2005 11:29 PM (GMT)
RIGHT HAND STUPID!
And... uh... MNM Rocks?
Mad Dog - April 13, 2005 11:31 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Apr 13 2005, 07:27 PM) |
| QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Apr 13 2005, 05:25 PM) | | Please leave Scrooge's girlfriend, better known as his left hand, out of the conversation and at least pretend to keep this on topic. As long as it's somehow WWF related go for it. |
Scrooge's left hand is having an affair with Lita.
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So his hand has herpes, gonnorea, the clap, crabs and genital warts now?
SamoaRowe - April 13, 2005 11:34 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Apr 13 2005, 05:31 PM) |
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Apr 13 2005, 07:27 PM) | | QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Apr 13 2005, 05:25 PM) | | Please leave Scrooge's girlfriend, better known as his left hand, out of the conversation and at least pretend to keep this on topic. As long as it's somehow WWF related go for it. |
Scrooge's left hand is having an affair with Lita.
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So his hand has herpes, gonnorea, the clap, crabs and genital warts now?
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Well, his hand had all that before... but now he has HIV too.
Mad Dog - April 13, 2005 11:35 PM (GMT)
Remind me not to shake his hand then.
Scrooge McSuck - April 13, 2005 11:37 PM (GMT)
Who shakes with their left hand... besides me? :lol:
Stuttsy - April 14, 2005 12:01 AM (GMT)
The French?
And for the record, Stat's not really gay. At least not to my knowledge.
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 12:24 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 13 2005, 05:37 PM) |
| Who shakes with their left hand... besides me? :lol: |
Depends what you're shaking.
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 12:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Apr 13 2005, 05:27 PM) |
| QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Apr 13 2005, 05:25 PM) | | Please leave Scrooge's girlfriend, better known as his left hand, out of the conversation and at least pretend to keep this on topic. As long as it's somehow WWF related go for it. |
Scrooge's left hand is having an affair with Lita.
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And his right hand doesn't know about it. But when it does...it'll be released by the WWE.
Stuttsy - April 14, 2005 01:40 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| And his right hand doesn't know about it. But when it does...it'll be released by the WWE. |
So cold, so wrong, yet so funny. :D
Btw, been meaning to ask, who is that in your sig?
EDIT: Nevermind, that wasn't that hard to find, lol. She's pretty cute for a chick with gig marks.
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 01:44 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stuttsy @ Apr 13 2005, 07:40 PM) |
| QUOTE | | And his right hand doesn't know about it. But when it does...it'll be released by the WWE. |
So cold, so wrong, yet so funny. :D
Btw, been meaning to ask, who is that in your sig?
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The sweet, amazing...Sarah Stock, of course. :wub: The girl I will one day marry. (Just don't tell my girlfriend that. :P)
Big F'N Swigg - April 14, 2005 01:59 AM (GMT)
KNowing WWE, they'll bring in all the OVW tag teams as singles stars and all the singles stars as tag teams.
You know, like they did with the Bashams
Stuttsy - April 14, 2005 07:32 PM (GMT)
But the Bashams WERE a tag team with Victoria as the Revolution, they had split up and been doing singles for a while.
Big F'N Swigg - April 15, 2005 01:03 AM (GMT)
Yes, but they were each highly successful singles stars.
prof_plague - April 15, 2005 01:30 AM (GMT)
I think MNM is going to look good. You know...push them, let them win the tag titles, and all of a sudden stop using them and let them get squashed on Velocity.
dynamite kido - April 15, 2005 03:24 AM (GMT)
I saw them for the first time tonight and apparently it seems as if they are already going to put the SD Tag Titles on them. They don't seem bad, but with the lack of tag teams on SD......I honestly don't if they can keep interest in them.