Title: Wrestlecrap Championshit Wrestling:
Description: WCW Returns!
Description: WCW Returns!
Scrooge McSuck - April 12, 2005 03:01 AM (GMT)
Starting soon, I'll be fantasy booking a Wrestlecrap Federation, starting off with this roster...
Wrestlecrap Roster:
1. Adam Bomb w/ Johnny Polo/Harvey Wippleman
2. "Adorable" Adrian Adonis w/ Jimmy Hart
3. Akeem w/ Slick
4. Aldo Montoya
5. Ted Arcidi
6. Battle Kat
7. Beaver Cleavage/Chaz
8. The Berzerker w/ Mr. Fuji
9. Bastion Booger/Friar Ferguson
10. Ludvig Borga
11. Big Bully Busick w/ Harvey Wippleman
12. Damien Demento
13. Dean Douglas
14. Double J w/ The Roadie
15. The Dragon
16. Duke Droese
17. El Matador
18. Faarooq Asad
19. Makin' A Difference Fatu
20. Freddy Joe Floyd
21. The Genius
22. Giant Gonzalez w/ Harvey Wippleman
23. The Gobbeldy Gooker
24. The Goon
25. Irwin R. Schyster (IRS) w/ Jimmy Hart
26. Jean-Pierre Lafitte
27. Dusty Rhodes (WWF)
28. Jimmy Jack Funk w/ Jimmy Hart
29. Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw w/ Uncle Zebekiah
30. Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz
31. Kwang The Ninja w/ Harvey Wippleman
32. Mantaur w/ Jim Cornette
33. Max Moon
34. Meat w/ PMS
35. The Model
36. Mr. Run-In a.k.a The Mariner
37. Nailz
38. Naked Mideon
39. The Narcissist
40. The Natural Butch Reed w/ Slick
41. Outback Jack
42. Papa Shango
43. Phantasio
44. Sparky Plugg
45. The Real Double J
46. The Real Mans Man
47. "Rebel" Dick Slater
48. Repo Man
49. The Ringmaster w/ Ted Dibiase
50. Rockabilly
51. Rocky Miavia
52. The Red Rooster
53. Saba Simba
54. Salvatore Sincere
55. Skinner
56. The Stalker
57. The Sultan w/ Iron Sheik & Bob Backlund
58. T.L. Hopper
59. Tugboat
60. The Warlord
61. Who
62. Xanta Klaus
63. Isaac Yankem DDS
64. Zeus
Wrestlecrap Tag Team Roster:
1. The Blu Twins (Jacob & Eli Blu) w/ Uncle Zebekiah
2. The Body Donnas (Skip & Zip) w/ Cloudy
3. "Diesel" & "Razor Ramon"
4. The Godwinns (Henry & Phineas Godwinn) w/ Hillbilly Jim
5. The Jynx Brothers (Wildo & Ingus Jynx)
6. Lo Down (D'lo Brown & Chaz) w/ Tiger Ali Singh
7. The Machines (Big, Super, Giant Machine)
8. Men On A Mission (Mabel & Mo) w/ Oscar
9. The New Midnight Express (Bombastic Bob & Bodacious Bart) w/ Jim Cornette
10. The New Rockers (Marty Jannetty & Leif Cassidy)
11. The Oddities (Kurrgan, Golga, Giant Silva)
12. Rhythm & Blues (Honky Tonk Man & Greg Valentine) w/ Jimmy Hart
13. T & A (Test & Albert) w/ Trish Stratus
14. Well Dunn (Timothy Well & Steven Dunn) w/ Harvey Wippleman
Championship Belts:
WCW World Championshit Belt
WCW United States Championshit Belt
WCW Television Championshit Belt
WCW World Tag Team Championshit Belts
WCW United States Championshit Belts
Television Shows:
WCW Monday Night Crap
WCW Runsdown
WCW Shotgun Saturday Night
WCW Sunday Night Laxitive
FAN INTERACTIVE SECTION:
Everyone can choose one singles wrestler and 1 tag team to compete in the World Championshit Tournaments. If not enough are picked, I will just fill the remaining 8 spots myself.
Wrestlecrap Roster:
1. Adam Bomb w/ Johnny Polo/Harvey Wippleman
2. "Adorable" Adrian Adonis w/ Jimmy Hart
3. Akeem w/ Slick
4. Aldo Montoya
5. Ted Arcidi
6. Battle Kat
7. Beaver Cleavage/Chaz
8. The Berzerker w/ Mr. Fuji
9. Bastion Booger/Friar Ferguson
10. Ludvig Borga
11. Big Bully Busick w/ Harvey Wippleman
12. Damien Demento
13. Dean Douglas
14. Double J w/ The Roadie
15. The Dragon
16. Duke Droese
17. El Matador
18. Faarooq Asad
19. Makin' A Difference Fatu
20. Freddy Joe Floyd
21. The Genius
22. Giant Gonzalez w/ Harvey Wippleman
23. The Gobbeldy Gooker
24. The Goon
25. Irwin R. Schyster (IRS) w/ Jimmy Hart
26. Jean-Pierre Lafitte
27. Dusty Rhodes (WWF)
28. Jimmy Jack Funk w/ Jimmy Hart
29. Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw w/ Uncle Zebekiah
30. Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz
31. Kwang The Ninja w/ Harvey Wippleman
32. Mantaur w/ Jim Cornette
33. Max Moon
34. Meat w/ PMS
35. The Model
36. Mr. Run-In a.k.a The Mariner
37. Nailz
38. Naked Mideon
39. The Narcissist
40. The Natural Butch Reed w/ Slick
41. Outback Jack
42. Papa Shango
43. Phantasio
44. Sparky Plugg
45. The Real Double J
46. The Real Mans Man
47. "Rebel" Dick Slater
48. Repo Man
49. The Ringmaster w/ Ted Dibiase
50. Rockabilly
51. Rocky Miavia
52. The Red Rooster
53. Saba Simba
54. Salvatore Sincere
55. Skinner
56. The Stalker
57. The Sultan w/ Iron Sheik & Bob Backlund
58. T.L. Hopper
59. Tugboat
60. The Warlord
61. Who
62. Xanta Klaus
63. Isaac Yankem DDS
64. Zeus
Wrestlecrap Tag Team Roster:
1. The Blu Twins (Jacob & Eli Blu) w/ Uncle Zebekiah
2. The Body Donnas (Skip & Zip) w/ Cloudy
3. "Diesel" & "Razor Ramon"
4. The Godwinns (Henry & Phineas Godwinn) w/ Hillbilly Jim
5. The Jynx Brothers (Wildo & Ingus Jynx)
6. Lo Down (D'lo Brown & Chaz) w/ Tiger Ali Singh
7. The Machines (Big, Super, Giant Machine)
8. Men On A Mission (Mabel & Mo) w/ Oscar
9. The New Midnight Express (Bombastic Bob & Bodacious Bart) w/ Jim Cornette
10. The New Rockers (Marty Jannetty & Leif Cassidy)
11. The Oddities (Kurrgan, Golga, Giant Silva)
12. Rhythm & Blues (Honky Tonk Man & Greg Valentine) w/ Jimmy Hart
13. T & A (Test & Albert) w/ Trish Stratus
14. Well Dunn (Timothy Well & Steven Dunn) w/ Harvey Wippleman
Championship Belts:
WCW World Championshit Belt
WCW United States Championshit Belt
WCW Television Championshit Belt
WCW World Tag Team Championshit Belts
WCW United States Championshit Belts
Television Shows:
WCW Monday Night Crap
WCW Runsdown
WCW Shotgun Saturday Night
WCW Sunday Night Laxitive
FAN INTERACTIVE SECTION:
Everyone can choose one singles wrestler and 1 tag team to compete in the World Championshit Tournaments. If not enough are picked, I will just fill the remaining 8 spots myself.
prof_plague - April 12, 2005 08:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 11 2005, 09:01 PM) |
| Everyone can choose one singles wrestler and 1 tag team to compete in the World Championshit Tournaments. If not enough are picked, I will just fill the remaining 8 spots myself. |
Oooo...all the choices! :)
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 03:24 PM (GMT)
The WCW Commitee will be doing a draft every day until enough contenders have been selected. The first contender selected in the World Championshit Draft is...
Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz (He declares he's on a strike... so his placement is...)
Nailz (he tries choking out the Vice President during the announcement)
And the first contenders for the World Tag Team Championshit is...
Men on a Mission (Road Warrior Hawk interrupts the ceromony, talking about no selling Jerry Lawlers piledriver in 1986)
Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz (He declares he's on a strike... so his placement is...)
Nailz (he tries choking out the Vice President during the announcement)
And the first contenders for the World Tag Team Championshit is...
Men on a Mission (Road Warrior Hawk interrupts the ceromony, talking about no selling Jerry Lawlers piledriver in 1986)
Mad Dog - April 14, 2005 03:35 PM (GMT)
Is this an EWR or just you goofing off?
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 04:32 PM (GMT)
Goofing off obviously. Last time I did EWR Wrestlecrap, I got nothing but *** matches out of people I was trying to sabotage.
Mad Dog - April 14, 2005 04:39 PM (GMT)
I demand the Berzerker get the World Championship.
HUSS
HUSS
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 04:41 PM (GMT)
Fine...
World Title Contenders:
1. Nailz
2. The Berzerker
3. Beaver Cleavage
4. Dean Douglas
5. Irwin R. Schyster
6. Duke "The Dumpster" Droese
7. Max Moon
8. Repo Man
World Tag Team Contenders:
1. Men On A Mission
2. Well Dunn
3. Lo Down
4. "Diesel" & "Razor Ramon"
5. T & A
6. The New Rockers
7. Jynx Brothers
8. ?-?-?
World Title Contenders:
1. Nailz
2. The Berzerker
3. Beaver Cleavage
4. Dean Douglas
5. Irwin R. Schyster
6. Duke "The Dumpster" Droese
7. Max Moon
8. Repo Man
World Tag Team Contenders:
1. Men On A Mission
2. Well Dunn
3. Lo Down
4. "Diesel" & "Razor Ramon"
5. T & A
6. The New Rockers
7. Jynx Brothers
8. ?-?-?
SamoaRowe - April 14, 2005 05:20 PM (GMT)
I nominate Faarooq Asad, Dean Douglas, and Meat.
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 05:22 PM (GMT)
You can only choose one singles wrestler... and choose a tag team~!
D.A.V.E. - April 14, 2005 06:27 PM (GMT)
Beaver Cleavage
And as for a tag team........... Well Dunn
And as for a tag team........... Well Dunn
Mad Dog - April 14, 2005 06:34 PM (GMT)
I second Well Dunn.
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 07:06 PM (GMT)
Beaver Cleavage and Meat is such a nartural team... I don' know why, but maybe because in a BC vignette, his "mother" was stroking his penis, while Meat is a guy who wrestles with a boner.
SamoaRowe - April 14, 2005 10:03 PM (GMT)
Okay, I change mine to Dean Douglas and Lo Down.
How many times has Chaz been inducted into Wrestlecrap?
How many times has Chaz been inducted into Wrestlecrap?
prof_plague - April 15, 2005 01:34 AM (GMT)
I'm debating IRS or Repo Man. OK...
IRS and "Diesel" and "Razor Ramon"
IRS and "Diesel" and "Razor Ramon"
Scrooge McSuck - April 15, 2005 01:39 AM (GMT)
Edited the list to go with your wishes. :)
Big F'N Swigg - April 15, 2005 01:50 AM (GMT)
Duke "The Dumpster"
and T & A
and T & A
Scrooge McSuck - April 17, 2005 11:20 PM (GMT)
The next World Title Contender for the WCW, will be...
Max Moon! (Moon throws out "Ribbed for her Pleasure" condoms as he accepts the honor)
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And the next selection for the Tag Team Championshit Tournament...
Marty Jannetty...
and Leif Cassidy, the New Rockers! (Crickets Chirp)
Max Moon! (Moon throws out "Ribbed for her Pleasure" condoms as he accepts the honor)
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And the next selection for the Tag Team Championshit Tournament...
Marty Jannetty...
and Leif Cassidy, the New Rockers! (Crickets Chirp)
Scrooge McSuck - April 18, 2005 01:02 AM (GMT)
I think I'll add an element of surprise and, potentially, horrible booking...
Whenever RD Reynolds Inducts, or reposts a previous induction, that person (or persons) gets automatic title shots of said week. Maybe we'll see DINK THE CLOWN win the World Championshit Title! :P
Whenever RD Reynolds Inducts, or reposts a previous induction, that person (or persons) gets automatic title shots of said week. Maybe we'll see DINK THE CLOWN win the World Championshit Title! :P
Scrooge McSuck - April 18, 2005 10:24 PM (GMT)
The final contender for the World Championshit Belt at Championshit Road™...
The Repo Man! (he reposesses the podium, which can be seen in the photo)
Uh... and the Tag guys are the Power Ranger Villian Rejects.
The Repo Man! (he reposesses the podium, which can be seen in the photo)
Uh... and the Tag guys are the Power Ranger Villian Rejects.
Scrooge McSuck - April 19, 2005 12:16 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| WCW Championshit Road 2005: WCW World Championshit Quarter-Final Matches: Max Moon vs. Nailz Duke "The Dumpster" Droese vs. The Repo Man Irwin R. Schyster vs. Dean Douglas The Berzerker vs. Beaver Cleavage WCW World Tag Team Championshit Quarterl Final Matches: Men On A Mission vs. The New Rockers The Jynx Brothers vs. Lo Down "Diesel" & "Razor Ramon" vs. Well Dunn T & A vs. ::Mystery Opponents:: |
Let the predictions begin! The person with the best record with the picks can book the next PPV. :)
prof_plague - April 19, 2005 03:37 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 18 2005, 06:16 PM) |
| T & A vs. ::Mystery Opponents:: |
WCW World Championshit Quarter-Final Matches:
Nailz def. Max Moon
Repo Man def. Duke "The Dumpster" Droese via Count-Out when Repo Man steals Droese's trash can and hides in the audience and Droese goes looking for it.
IRS def. Dean Douglas with the Write-Off.
Beaver Cleavage def. The Berzerker
WCW World Tag Team Championshit Quarterl Final Matches:
New Rockers def. MoM when Mabel falls on Leif Cassidy and scores the pin (like he did with one of the Quebecers), but the ref realizes it was a mistake, and orders the match to go on. Jannetty rolls over Mabel and scrapes up Cassidy to pin Mabel.
Lo Down time draws The Jynx Brothers when both teams are incapacited when they attempt having a TLC match.
"Diesel" & "Razor Ramon" def. Well Dunn when the Evil Jim Ross interferes.
T&A & ::Mystery Opponents:: ...:shrugs: We'll see.
...They both advance because neither Lo Down nor Jynx Brothers won.
Scrooge McSuck - April 19, 2005 03:39 AM (GMT)
Dammit, now I have to rethink the finish for Repo/Droese.
Scrooge McSuck - April 20, 2005 04:16 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Weird World of Wrestling Takes Over Sunday Night Laxative: Starting February 2nd, 2005, Sunday Night Laxative™ becomes a WWoW Exclusive™, featuring their own Exclusive™ talent, as well as participation on PPV Pre-Shows™. The Weird World of Wrestling® Roster™ will be released soon to the public. |
prof_plague - April 20, 2005 06:16 AM (GMT)
You just wanted to use that TM symbol more than you could get away with.
Scrooge McSuck - April 20, 2005 01:53 PM (GMT)
It's a joke on several WWE press releases, (to name one: the Hogan on RAW), where they used "™" about 1,000 times.
prof_plague - April 20, 2005 03:16 PM (GMT)
Hahahah. Yeah, it really is. What's also fun, is among all of the TM symbols, there'll also be a random restricted R symbol.
Scrooge McSuck - April 20, 2005 03:18 PM (GMT)
I think WWE only has ®'s for big PPV's like Wrestlemania, and gimmicks like The Undertaker.
Scrooge McSuck - April 20, 2005 05:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Weird World of Wrestling (WWOW) Roster: 1. Outback Jack 2. Flash Funk 3. Key 4. The Wolfman 5. Max Moon 6. The Widowmaker (Barry Windham) 7. The Executioner #1 (Buddy Rose) 8. The Executioner #2 (Terry Gordy) 9. Mr. J.L. (Jerry Lynn) 10. Charlie Brown (Jerry Valiant) 11. Lazor-Tron 12. Cobra 13. Baron Ruber 14. J.T. Southern 15. Bill Kazmaier 16. Bongo The Caveman 17. Se7en 18. "Rock N' Roll" Buck Zumhoff 19. Col. DeBeers 20. The Trooper (Del Wilkes) 21. Jackhammer 22. Cowabunga 23. Doomsday 24. The Dragon Master 25. Harley Davidson 26. The Christmas Creature 27. The Cyberpunks (Fire & Ice; a.k.a PG-13's J.C. Ice & Wolfie D) 28. Dr. Death 29. The Gravedigger 30. P.Y. Chu-Hi 31. Francis "Crybaby" Buxton 32. The Handsome Stranger (Marcus Bagwell) 33. Boo Bradley 34. Will O' The Wisp 35. Chicken Neck 36. Curly Moe 37. Battman 38. Moose Cholak 39. Exotic Adrian Street 40. The Johnsons (Dick & Rod) 41. Borne Again 42. The Blade Runners 43. Eli The Eliminator 44. The Monster 45. Ken The Box 46. Jason The Terrible 47. Nightmare Freddy 48. Humongous 49. The Tasmaniacs (Noga & Mako) |
Scrooge McSuck - April 20, 2005 10:09 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| WCW Monday Night Crap - January 3rd, 2005: - The Broadcast Team for MNC consists of Todd Pettingill and Rob Bartlett. Someone should mute the Television with this combination of stupid. 1. Ingus Jynx (w/ Waldo Jynx) vs. "Diesel" (w/ "Razor Ramon" & Jim Ross): At the upcoming "Championshit Road" PPV, the Jynx Brothers go up against Lo Down, and "Diesel" and "Razor Ramon" face off against Well Dunn. Quick squash match as "Diesel" destroys Ingus. Ingus attempted a comeback, but Jim Ross smacked him over the head with a bottle of BBQ sauce, setting him up for a "Diesel" "Powerbomb". After the match, Waldo Jynx attacked "Diesel" with a Ladder, but he no sold, resulting in a 2-on-1 beating, which finished with Jim Ross kicking him in the balls. Winner: "Diesel" via pinfall (3:47) 1/2* - Training Segment #1: The Repo Man tows away Sparky Pluggs Racecar from the parking lot, then crashes it 2 blocks away in a Frogurt stand. - Abe Schwartz Interview: He refuses to say anything before heading to the ring for his upcoming match against Shawn "Meat" Stasiak. Whoops, I shouldn't have revealed his real name. I won't make that mistake twice. 2. Meat (w/ PMS) vs. Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz: A quick close up from the camera shows Meat has a bulge in his pants (note to self: fire the camerman). Before the match, Schwartz held up a sign that read "I'm on Strike", then walked away. Since the match must go on, Adrian Adonis will be his replacement. The match barely goes a minute since Meat is winded, allowing Adonis to apply the Good Night Irene. After the match, Adonis put a dress on Meat and marked his face with lipstick. Winner: "Adorable" Adrian Adonis via Submission (1:13) DUD - Damien Demento's Demented Corner: He reads us Green Eggs & Ham while describing the events using deformed puppets. I never knew the guy ass raped Sam with the fork when he ate them in the house with a mouse... - Training Segment #2: Max Moon stretches his legs apart against a brick wall. Hopefully the rubber doesn't break, or he'll be in trouble. 3. Saba Simba & Outback Jack vs. "The Natural" Butch Reed & The Warlord (w/ Slick): IT'S TONY ATLAS! Not too much of a competitive match... Outback Jack hit the Boomerang on the Warlord 10 seconds into the match, but had no effect on him. Atlas gets KO'ed with his own spear thanks to Butch Reed, and the Warlord makes Outback submit to the Full Nelson. Post-match, Akeem ran in to beatdown on Tony Atlas.... I mean Saba Simba, triggering an African Native War. Winners: Butch Reed & The Warlord when the Warlord made Outback Jack submit (4:05) 1/4* - Jim Ross, "Diesel", and "Razor Ramon" Interview: They issue a challenge against the Jynx Brothers. The three of them against the Jynx's this coming Saturday Night in a No Disqualification Match. If Jim Ross gets the pin, the Jynx Brothers must tie their hands behind their backs and be shackled for 15 minutes in the ring with Diesel and Ramon. - Training Segment #3: Nailz practice the choke hold on a chicken. - Training Segment #4: The Berzerker wonders around the backstage area kidnapping people and stealing food for an alleged party that he is throwing after the show. 4. Mo (w/ Oscar & Mabel) vs. Timothy Well (w/ Steven Dunn & Harvey Wippleman): The Colossal Rumbling Among Pussies, a.k.a CRAP. Mabel interferes late in the match by splashing Well outside of the ring, which then turns into a brawl that finishes when Oscar rips Wipplemans pants off and does a incoherent rap about it. Back in the ring, Steven Dunn switches with his partner (despite looking nothing like him) and cradles Mo for the tainted victory. Winner: "Timothy Well" by pinfall (6:27) 1/2* - WCW Slam of the Night: 56 replays of "Diesel" powerbombing Ingus Jynx and Jim Ross kicking Waldo Jynx in the nutsack - Special Podium Interview with Charlie Minn with special guests Men On A Mission. Minn talks incredibly fast to the point of being incoherrent, and we get more of the same, except in an Ahmed Johnson style from the M.O.M. This ends with the New Rockers coming out for a rap contest, then smashing a boom box over Oscars head. 5. The Main Event: Team #1: Max Moon, Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, Dean Douglas, Beaver Cleavage vs. Team #2: Nailz, Repo Man, The Berzerker, Irwin R. Schyster: Before the match, Repo Man "reposessed" a cane from an old man (PLANT!), Nailz choked out a camera man (PLANT!), I.R.S. told everyone to pay their taxes, the Berzerker attempted to murder Jameson (YAY!), Droese sniffed a jock strap from the trash, Beaver Cleavage has his mother wipe spilt soda off his crotch, and Max Moon tripped when trying to rocket launch up the steps. Pier-Eight brawl for the entire match as nothing of note happend until Dean Douglas turned on his team and throw Droese in the garbage. The heels then started fighting each other, which resulted in Repo Man choking Nailz with his tow rope, and I.R.S. beating up the Berzerker with his briefcase. Also, Dean Douglas smacks Max Moon with the Board od Education in the Uranus. The referee had enough, and throws the match out in the crap pile. Winners: No Contest (8:35) *1/4 |
Scrooge McSuck - April 21, 2005 01:33 AM (GMT)
Fan Interactive Voting:
What gimmick match should be used for the Akeem vs. Saba Simba blowoff a the February 2005 PPV (name TBA)?
What gimmick match should be used for the Akeem vs. Saba Simba blowoff a the February 2005 PPV (name TBA)?
prof_plague - April 21, 2005 06:07 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 20 2005, 07:33 PM) |
| Fan Interactive Voting: What gimmick match should be used for the Akeem vs. Saba Simba blowoff a the February 2005 PPV (name TBA)? |
Harlem Chain Match
Scrooge McSuck - April 21, 2005 01:38 PM (GMT)
Since you're the only person posting... what exactly is a Harlem Chain Match, or should I come up with that on my own?
SamoaRowe - April 21, 2005 02:22 PM (GMT)
How about a concrete crypt match :P
Scrooge McSuck - April 21, 2005 02:29 PM (GMT)
Hmm...
African Jungle, Concrete Crypt, Harlem Chain on a Pole Match! Over booking like it's Vince Russo in WCW!
African Jungle, Concrete Crypt, Harlem Chain on a Pole Match! Over booking like it's Vince Russo in WCW!
Scrooge McSuck - April 21, 2005 05:09 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| WCW Runsdown - January 6th, 2005: 1. Mabel (w/ Oscar & Mo) vs. Marty Jannetty (w/ Leif Cassidy): Blech... this match is a result from a beatdown the New Rockers gave Men on a Mission and Oscar on the previous episode of MNC. These two teams are also scheduled for a horrible match at Championshit Road, if this match is any indication. The New Rockers cheat like crazy and eventually outsmart MOM (like that's hard to do) by luring him outside the ring with a leg of lamb, giving Jannetty the count-out victory. Winner: Marty Jannetty via Count-Out (5:46) -* - Backstage interview with the New Rockers, who gloat about being smarter than Men On A Mission, then say it should be cake walk at Championshit Road. Oscar attacks from behind, knocking Leif Cassidy out with the lost rhyme book of Tupac. - The Snake Pit, hosted by Jake "The Snake" Roberts. He rambles incoherently about blackjack before introducing his guest... Who. Who is who. This leads to 5:00 of Roberts doing horrible jokes about "Who", ranging from baseball to tiddlywinks. This was so bad, it was just bad. I wonder who Who is... 2. Max Moon vs. The Berzerker (w/ Mr. Fuji): Both men compete in the World Championshit Tournament at Championshit Road, but in different brackets of the Torunament. The Berzerker dominates the match, but foolishly keeps ignonring covering his opponent while screaming "Huss! Huss!" around the ring. Max Moon then puts on his jet pack, but it fails, causing him to fall across the top rope. The Berzerker then rolls back into the ring and dumps Moon over the top rope like he's throwing away a used condom, picking up the count-out (another lame finish?). Winner: The Berzerker via Count-Out (9:01) 1/2* 3. The Dragon & Battle Kat vs. Giant Gonzalez & Ludvig Borga (w/ Harvey Wippleman): I wonder who the Dragon is... and God Damn, this has to be the worst Tag Team pairing this side of the Kongs. Who thought having the Dragon and Battle Kat as a team was a good idea? The match is thankfully short as the heels move too slow to keep up with the young uip and coming Dragon, who finishes the match by giving Borga the cross body press while he blocks the Kats Cradle, giving D&K the victory. After the match, Gonzalez goes after Borga, but Phantasio runs in from behind and removes Gonzalez's underwear in a not so pretty visual. Winners: The Dragon & Battle Kat when Battle Kat pinned Borga (5:13) 1/4* - Backstage interview with Naked Mideon... and that's as far as we can go on thist station. So, in the place of this two minutes... just imagine something cool, like Trish Stratus watching television naked. 4. Saba Simba vs. The Warlord (w/ Slick & Akeem): Stemming off the previous episode of MNC when the Warlord and Butch Reed defeated the team of Saba Simba and Outback Jack, which followed with an Akeem beatdown. The match barely gets underway before Saba Simba goes to the outside and hammers away on Akeem, knocking him out his steel sheild, then doing a funky native dance to the delight of no one. The Warlord sneaks up from behind though, and Full Nelson slams Atlas...er, Simba, into the ring post, then rolls him into the ring for the thee count. Afterwards, Akeem is revived and gives Saba Simba several Air-Africa Splashes, resulting in him being stretcherd out. Winner: The Walord via Pinfall (1:59) DUD - Hype video for this coming Saturday Night, when the Jynx Brothers square off against "Diesel", "Razor Ramon", and Jim Ross in a No Disqualification Match. If the Jynx Brothers win, they win, and if they lose to J.R., they get their assed kicked by their opponents while shakled. 5. The Main Event: (Board of Education on a Pole Match): Duke "The Dumpster" Droese vs. Dean Douglas: Flashback from the previous episode of MNC, where Douglas double crossed his team and tossed Duke Droese into the garbage. Douglas' paddle, dubbed the "Board of Education", hangs on a pole on top of one of the ring posts. The first person to retrieve the paddle can use it legally on his opponent. Match goes about five minutes before Douglas low blows Droese and goes for the paddle... but the Mariner runs in and headbutts Douglas into next sunday! Droese recovers, climbs up to grab the paddle, but falls on his head. Douglas revives, grabs the paddle, and breaks it over Droeses head before covering him for the victory. After the match, The Repo Man came to ringside and reposessed the Dumpsters prized garbage can! Winner: Dean Douglas via Pinfall (7:38) 3/4* |
prof_plague - April 21, 2005 11:56 PM (GMT)
You mean like....
"Ernie Rowe! The Hardcore Legend! This is the man who beat Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Nick Mondo, and Abdullah The Butcher in the very first, TLC First Blood Elimination Chamber Hell in Cell!"?
"Ernie Rowe! The Hardcore Legend! This is the man who beat Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Nick Mondo, and Abdullah The Butcher in the very first, TLC First Blood Elimination Chamber Hell in Cell!"?
prof_plague - April 21, 2005 11:58 PM (GMT)
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| Hmm... African Jungle, Concrete Crypt, Harlem Chain on a Pole Match! Over booking like it's Vince Russo in WCW! |
Yes! That's what we need!
Or like the: Raven vs. CM Punk Clockwork Orange Cage of Fun match?
Scrooge McSuck - April 22, 2005 12:01 AM (GMT)
Don't worry... over-booking is a specialty of mine. With my wrestling figures, I created an entire Supercard with "barbed wire" Cage matches.
Scrooge McSuck - April 22, 2005 01:05 AM (GMT)
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| Shotgun Saturday Night: 1. Freddy Joe Floyd vs. The Genius: Before the match, the Genius reads a poem about Freddy Joe Floyd being a stupid, redneck, hillbilly. Floyd dances around like he's the lost brother of Tatanka, wrapping himself in a confederate flag. The Genius stalls for a good amount of time before Floyd sneaks up from behind him and rolls him up for the surprise three count. After the match, the Repo Man ran to the ring, choked out Floyd with his tow rope, and reposessed his flag. Winner: Freddy Joe Floyd via Pinfall. (3:41) DUD 2. "El Matador" Tito Santana vs. "The Narcissist" Lex Luger: Lugers entrance takes quite a long time to get through (goes to get a haircut) OK, and we're back with Luger still posing in the mirror. Santana plays games with Luger like his name was Silky Johnson, prancing around with his fruity pink cape acting like the Lexissist Narc is a bull. He didn't take too kindly of that, and promptly KO's Santana with the loaded forearm of doom, forcing the match to be canceled. Luger then continues posing for another four minutes since there's extra time to kill. Winner: No Contest (0:00) NR 3. No Disqualification Match; 3-on-2 Handicap Match: The Jynx Brothers vs. "Diesel", "Razor Ramon", Jim Ross: The Jynx Brothers are booked in a corner here. They must win, but if Jim Ross pins either of them, they will be shackled (ankles chained) and handcuffed for 15 minutes in the ring, with security blocking all entrances and exits, and "Diesel" and "Razor Ramon" posessing baseball bats. The match is a wild, but sloppy brawl that turns (unintentionally) into a TLC Match. Ingus Jynx attempted to Senton Bomb "Diesel" through a table, but missed, allowing Jim Ross to cover him for the three count! After the match, the Jynx Brothers get 'cuffed and shackled in the middle of the ring (RATINGS BOOST!). The evil duo set up tables in the ring, where "Diesel" powerbombs Waldo Jynx through one, and "Razor Ramon" Cruxifix Slam's Ingus Jynx through another. The two then bash the Jynx Brothers across the back and knees with baseball bats for a few minutes, then hang them in the top rope, allowing Jim Ross to kick them in the balls 20 times each. With the remaining 4 minutes left, D&RR unmask the Jynx Brothers, then prance around the ring wearing the masks themselves. With only 1 minute left, "Ramon" and "Diesel" pillmanizes both Jynx Brothers wrists. EMT's come to the ring and stretcher the two out, but before they could leave, "Diesel" carjacks the Ambulance, drives into the parking lot, where the entire roster of the Oklahoma Sooners do a stampede across the unconcious bodies of Waldo & Ingus. "Diesel" then Powerbombs Ingus on top of the ambulance, crashing through, while "Ramon" throws Waldo through the wind sheild as the show comes to an end. Winners: "Diesel", "Razor Ramon", Jim Ross via Pinfall (JR pinned Ingus) (10:23) The Match: *1/2 Post-Match: ********************* |
Scrooge McSuck - April 22, 2005 06:33 PM (GMT)
Fan Interactive Poll:
With the injuries of the Jynx Brothers, this leaves an open slot for the Tag Team Tournament match at C.R. against Lo Down. What team not already scheduled for the Tournament should replace them?
With the injuries of the Jynx Brothers, this leaves an open slot for the Tag Team Tournament match at C.R. against Lo Down. What team not already scheduled for the Tournament should replace them?