Title: It's Coming.......
Mad Dog - April 12, 2005 12:24 AM (GMT)
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/divasearch/howtoapply.jspI wonder how many wrestlers will lose their jobs to pay for the next group of talentless whores?
Scrooge McSuck - April 12, 2005 12:44 AM (GMT)
Excuse me for this horrible post...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.A.V.E. - April 12, 2005 12:46 AM (GMT)
To be brutally honest, I'd hardly call Christy useless, and Maria is reasonably talented in what she's doing.
But yeah, the thing will stink and likely take away from a potential Rob Conway push.
And I'm just hoping they have a funnier, self referential themesong than "Walk Idiot, Walk". this time
Mad Dog - April 12, 2005 12:47 AM (GMT)
I've got my list of who's going to get fired to pay the new Divas:
the Hurricane
Shannon Moore
Tajiri
Val Venis
Molly Holly
Victoria
Charlie Haas
Rob Conway
D.A.V.E. - April 12, 2005 12:51 AM (GMT)
Also, don't forget, we could have someone call someone a "cum guzzling slut" again on live TV.
BUT, if they are going to do it, I demand they book them in a segment with Snitsky. I'll even stay up til 4 in the morning to watch it live.
Mad Dog - April 12, 2005 12:51 AM (GMT)
They should be forced to shave George "the Animal" Steele's back.
Scrooge McSuck - April 12, 2005 12:52 AM (GMT)
this is my list...
The Hurricane
Rosey
Sylvain Grenier
Rob Conway
Val Venis
Akio
Shannon Moore
Dawn Marie (at least 1 woman)
Some doubles, but very reasonable picks.
S.T. Strickler - April 12, 2005 12:55 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Apr 11 2005, 08:51 PM) |
| They should be forced to shave George "the Animal" Steele's back. |
Screw that! Bring back A-Train for one night. Now THAT'S a back worth shaving.
Scrooge McSuck - April 12, 2005 12:58 AM (GMT)
Starting next saturday night, I give up on RAW and Smackdown and am sticking to just Velocity (and MAYBE Heat). I'm tired of all the shit put on every week, have more than enough good shows to watch instead from the past, and just lost my "wrestling passion."
Why next week... it's WWE in MSG... I've GOTS to see those.
Mad Dog - April 12, 2005 12:59 AM (GMT)
Albert's back hair is nothing compared to the might of the Animal's.
prof_plague - April 12, 2005 02:23 AM (GMT)
WrestleCrap two years in a row!
We already know the top contender for the Gooker!
SamoaRowe - April 12, 2005 02:33 AM (GMT)
How could WWE resist bringing back the Diva Search? I mean, it was such a huge hit the first time and all. Crowds chanted "boring" during the segments and every wrestler involved in one looked embarassed as hell to be involved with it. That, and it has provided so many fresh faces on WWE tv! Only two of them have walked out and the others are filling much needed roles. Most of them stand around and do nothing, good thing they are paid to fly from city to city to appear in a backstage segment for 15 seconds or so!
Seriously, WWE would have been stupid not to bring it back and spend yet another 250,000!
I guess this also confirms that Tough Enough will return this fall.
Mad Dog - April 12, 2005 07:27 PM (GMT)
From PWI:
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| I also talked to a few workers who are pretty ticked off that WWE is doing another $250,000 Diva search. While Christy Hemme gets along very well with people backstage and is said to be very respectful of the workers, she is still making a lot more money than many of them, and hasn't paid any dues to earn it. It doesn't sit well with many workers that at a time when money is down for them that another person will walk in off of the street, with no experience, and be given such a big contract. |
dynamite kido - April 12, 2005 08:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Apr 12 2005, 01:27 PM) |
From PWI:
| QUOTE | | I also talked to a few workers who are pretty ticked off that WWE is doing another $250,000 Diva search. While Christy Hemme gets along very well with people backstage and is said to be very respectful of the workers, she is still making a lot more money than many of them, and hasn't paid any dues to earn it. It doesn't sit well with many workers that at a time when money is down for them that another person will walk in off of the street, with no experience, and be given such a big contract. |
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Lets not forget. It's the persons fault who is making all this money....NOT the people paying them that should have heat on them.
Gotta love the wrestling business.
Real F'n Show - April 12, 2005 09:41 PM (GMT)
God damn. Just when Raw's been on a role lately, they bring this shit back. How many useless divas do they have hanging around already? Like 30? Why more? If I want hot women, I can look at porn on the internet, WWE. Your'e a wrestling company, so give me goddamn wrestling.
dynamite kido - April 12, 2005 10:02 PM (GMT)
I'm just waiting for WWE Porn. You know fucking for the first 10 minutes followed up by a sick ****+ match, then back to the fuckin.
prof_plague - April 12, 2005 11:14 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Apr 12 2005, 04:02 PM) |
| I'm just waiting for WWE Porn. You know fucking for the first 10 minutes followed up by a sick ****+ match, then back to the fuckin. |
Why not? XPW did. May be McMahon is looking for some heat like that. ;)
SamoaRowe - April 13, 2005 07:30 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ Apr 12 2005, 05:14 PM) |
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Apr 12 2005, 04:02 PM) | | I'm just waiting for WWE Porn. You know fucking for the first 10 minutes followed up by a sick ****+ match, then back to the fuckin. |
Why not? XPW did. May be McMahon is looking for some heat like that. ;)
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Good luck finding a **** match in XPW B)
Scrooge McSuck - April 13, 2005 07:31 PM (GMT)
Good luck finding a * match in XPW. :lol:
Big F'N Swigg - April 14, 2005 01:55 AM (GMT)
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 03:47 AM (GMT)
Haha! There isn't anymore XPW!
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 03:02 PM (GMT)
SamoaRowe - April 14, 2005 04:53 PM (GMT)
That's not fair, I would've loved to purchase XPW and make Supreme job to me at every show.
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 05:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 14 2005, 09:02 AM) |
| No shit, Sherlock. |
Oh...no...Scrooge just slammed me. Oh no, what am I ever going to do. My poor ego.
Of course there isn't anymore XPW, jerkface!
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 05:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Apr 14 2005, 10:53 AM) |
| That's not fair, I would've loved to purchase XPW and make Supreme job to me at every show. |
I would've prefered to have bought XPW over 3PW.
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 05:55 PM (GMT)
Sherlock Scrooge should be my new name. :lol:
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 05:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 14 2005, 11:55 AM) |
| Sherlock Scrooge should be my new name. :lol: |
How many times do you want to change your name on this board?
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 07:02 PM (GMT)
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 08:10 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 14 2005, 01:02 PM) |
| 1,950,409,402 times |
Sounds accurate.
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 08:14 PM (GMT)
I'm the DWB version of Banky... except smarter.
Real F'n Show - April 14, 2005 09:42 PM (GMT)
You should change your name to I Can't Stay on Topic
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 09:51 PM (GMT)
Who WANTS to stay on topic about the Diva Search?
SamoaRowe - April 14, 2005 10:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 14 2005, 03:51 PM) |
| Who WANTS to stay on topic about the Diva Search? |
Apparently Mad Dog, since he started the thread and all.
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 10:16 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Apr 14 2005, 04:01 PM) |
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 14 2005, 03:51 PM) | | Who WANTS to stay on topic about the Diva Search? |
Apparently Mad Dog, since he started the thread and all.
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He LOVES that Diva Search
Scrooge McSuck - April 14, 2005 10:19 PM (GMT)
I never thought I would be AGAINST a bunch of dumb, hot chicks wearing bikinis.
prof_plague - April 14, 2005 10:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 14 2005, 04:19 PM) |
| I never thought I would be AGAINST a bunch of dumb, hot chicks wearing bikinis. |
:lol: ...None of us did.
SamoaRowe - April 14, 2005 10:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ Apr 14 2005, 04:22 PM) |
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 14 2005, 04:19 PM) | | I never thought I would be AGAINST a bunch of dumb, hot chicks wearing bikinis. |
:lol: ...None of us did.
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Just another argument to the theory that watching wrestling makes men gay when they'd rather see sweaty men in tights in close physical contact than spend 30 minutes watching 12 hot women in bikinis trying to "out-class" the others.
Mad Dog - April 14, 2005 10:42 PM (GMT)
Yeah it's a sad day when someone finds a way to make hot women in bikinis boring.
dynamite kido - April 14, 2005 10:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Apr 14 2005, 04:41 PM) |
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ Apr 14 2005, 04:22 PM) | | QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Apr 14 2005, 04:19 PM) | | I never thought I would be AGAINST a bunch of dumb, hot chicks wearing bikinis. |
:lol: ...None of us did.
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Just another argument to the theory that watching wrestling makes men gay when they'd rather see sweaty men in tights in close physical contact than spend 30 minutes watching 12 hot women in bikinis trying to "out-class" the others.
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Actually I would shut that down in a minute. I would just say why watch chicks in bikini's when I can watch porn? Kind of like why would you watch a made for TV movie when you have a copy of The Godfather on DVD?