Show the world how ugly you really are. I'll go first, just understand this picture is 6 years old. I wear glasses now but I still look like I'm 16.

WMD finally revealed. That's me in Memphis a few months ago.

That's me trying to sneak out of the country last summer. I wasn't too pleased when I was caught.

I swear I rode something just like that in Memphis about 2 years ago

I see WMD and I share similar fashion tastes... I almost am always wearing a t-shirt and jean shorts... regardless of the season.

This is me in Tennessee last November. The only difference is that I shave, and my hair is longer

Why am I not surprised everyone here is a little chubby or fucking creepy looking (I'm looking WMD, you weirdo)? (Id show a picture of myself if I had one available for scanning)

Swiggy just looks like a weird Canadian. :lol:

If anyone just needs a visual, imagine someone with a big head, black hair, wears sunglasses and hawaiian shirts all the time, and random workout shorts... and a stupid grin with random facial hair styles of the week (currently growing goatee)

I don't know, Swigg doesn't look creepy and WMD is wearing sunglasses so that shouldn't count.

Mad Dog doesn't look all that mad though...

He looks like the bully who stole lunch money from 7 year olds.

Why is WMD Low Ki?

Nah, I was the guy who beat up the bullies.

Noones's ever told me that before ( well, none of my friends would no Low Ki), but I can see the resemblance.

Jeez...That's not good.

Swigg looks like a pro-boxer.

Here's a picture of me in a club a couple of years ago. It's not real clear, but it's the only other picture of me I found online.

Eat a hamburger or something... you look like a fucking twig.

WMD looks something like Michael Stipe in that second picture.

Or Moby.

Or the guy from Vertical Horizon.

In fact, I'm pretty sure they are all the same guy.

Quality is a little suspect, but that's because of my scanner. I'm on the right, with that hat

You're quite possibly the most Irish looking guy I've ever seen.

I've heard those before...unfortunately. Good thing my wife has no taste.

Funny, cause I'm actually eating a burger as we speak. So how 'bout you pretty boy? Show a pic, so we can all see what a real handsome man looks like.

How old are you Dave?

I get yelled at for not smiling for pictures all the time. I just look like a big retard when I do though so I avoid it.

I decline, but I will say one thing: My hair is much better than yours. :wub:

I think the good part about posting at TSM is that you feel better knowing you aren't Bob Baron levels of ugly.

WMD is a .0004 on the Bob Barron Scale. :)

That was low.

I get confused on these Muta scale variations. So, a 1.0 would be Barron himself - a .0004 should be pretty good (relative to Barron of course).

Is that right?

Yes... I think the ugliest you can get is 0.5 compared to Barron. Anything that comes close to 1.0 has to be on the level of Quasimodo ugly, and even he was better looking.

Funny thing is, I've seen Bob in person before.....and he looks like an ugly 11 year old with acne.

How tall is Bob, from his pictures I picture him as 5'3''.

Did you do one of the following...

A. Laugh until you cried
B. Cried until you laughed
C. Stared at his ugly face until you thought you were watching a horror movie.

Yeah, Bob's definately like 5'5 or something. Not very tall at all.

Oh and Scrooge......I laughed and then decided it was time to go meet Ricky Steamboat. It was at ROH's At Out Best show.....

Good thing they aren't using the "At Our Best" title lately. :P ... and lucky bastard. :angry: Steamboat rules.

What were you doing, chasing the SNL cast around the streets of NY?

22 In a month

How Irish are you Dave?

No actually he was at ROH's At Out Best at the rexplex in NJ. I'm sure he was upset about missing the SNL taping that night. Or they just didn't tape it.....

He must have mistaken Samoa Joe for Haratio Sans.

I wish. Maybe Joe would have Ole kicked him in the face.....

I'll post a pic of me as soon as I figure out how to work my scanner again. It's my school picture from my junior year and I'm stoned off my ass.

Edited for Honesty.

That too.

Either Moby or a young Dan Castellaneta.