Title: I have food poisoning
Description: And it sucks
D.A.V.E. - March 1, 2005 11:42 AM (GMT)
Big F'N Swigg - March 1, 2005 02:51 PM (GMT)
Not the food poisoning, I hope.
prof_plague - March 1, 2005 04:26 PM (GMT)
How's Batista supposed to win the WM Main Event with an upset stomach?
D.A.V.E. - March 1, 2005 09:35 PM (GMT)
Not even a nuclear bomb will stop Batista winning the title at WM
Big F'N Swigg - March 1, 2005 09:41 PM (GMT)
But HHH is more powerful than an atomic bomb!!!!
Scrooge McSuck - March 2, 2005 04:35 AM (GMT)
God > Atomic Bomb... sadly.
whitemilesdavis - March 2, 2005 04:48 PM (GMT)
I thought I had food poisoning yesterday, but now I think it is a stomach virus. I threw up all over my house. Made the wife clean it up. Cool.
Big F'N Swigg - March 3, 2005 11:06 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Mar 2 2005, 10:48 AM) |
| I thought I had food poisoning yesterday, but now I think it is a stomach virus. I threw up all over my house. Made the wife clean it up. Cool. |
All over the outside or the inside? Because I think the outside would be cooler.
dynamite kido - March 3, 2005 11:20 PM (GMT)
I think the question that everyone wants answered is did you throw up on your wife too?
Big F'N Swigg - March 4, 2005 12:52 AM (GMT)
Oh yeah, that's definitely better than my question. Answer that first.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 02:10 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Mar 3 2005, 05:20 PM) |
| I think the question that everyone wants answered is did you throw up on your wife too? |
Hhahahaahha. I'm just trying to picture that now.
Scrooge McSuck - March 4, 2005 02:51 AM (GMT)
I could come up with a more disgusting question... (passes out laughing just thinking about it)
Big F'N Swigg - March 4, 2005 03:54 AM (GMT)
Here's hoping someone throws up on Polo.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 04:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Johnny Polo Ate It @ Mar 3 2005, 08:51 PM) |
| I could come up with a more disgusting question... (passes out laughing just thinking about it) |
...Sad thing is...I probbably just thought of that once you said that, or possibly something just as, if not even worse.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 04:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (BigSwiggy @ Mar 3 2005, 09:54 PM) |
| Here's hoping someone throws up on Polo. |
You mean, someone hasn't? I mean, other than himself?
Scrooge McSuck - March 4, 2005 04:15 AM (GMT)
You probably thought of something worse... you DO have that Nick Mondo guy in your sig, and he's not all there.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 04:31 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Johnny Polo Ate It @ Mar 3 2005, 10:15 PM) |
| You probably thought of something worse... you DO have that Nick Mondo guy in your sig, and he's not all there. |
Hahahah. I'm about to change my sig too. May be I'll go back to Mondo a little later.
dynamite kido - March 4, 2005 05:27 AM (GMT)
Mondo + Bloody Chick = Classy.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 06:52 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Mar 3 2005, 11:27 PM) |
| Mondo + Bloody Chick = Classy. |
Funny thing. I'm not even a big fan of Hardcore matches that are overly-bloody.
whitemilesdavis - March 4, 2005 04:42 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Mar 3 2005, 05:20 PM) |
| I think the question that everyone wants answered is did you throw up on your wife too? |
I caught her foot pretty strong. I actually felt bad about that. Then I felt like a wuss for feeling bad about it. Then I threw up all over the living room, hall, and bathroom. Walls, floor, everything. Projectile styleee. Totally uncontrollable.****1/2
dynamite kido - March 4, 2005 06:12 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Mar 4 2005, 10:42 AM) |
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Mar 3 2005, 05:20 PM) | | I think the question that everyone wants answered is did you throw up on your wife too? |
I caught her foot pretty strong. I actually felt bad about that. Then I felt like a wuss for feeling bad about it. Then I threw up all over the living room, hall, and bathroom. Walls, floor, everything. Projectile styleee. Totally uncontrollable.****1/2
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Damn that one botched vomit. Nice transitions too.
whitemilesdavis - March 4, 2005 06:24 PM (GMT)
Yeah, the puke on the bathroom rug spot was way too contrived. Other than that, a good, stiff effort.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 07:10 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Mar 3 2005, 11:27 PM) |
| Mondo + Bloody Chick = Classy. |
And I'll have you know, that's not just any Bloody Chick. That's Dark Angel Sara Stock. :wub:
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 07:13 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Mar 4 2005, 10:42 AM) |
| Projectile styleee. Totally uncontrollable.****1/2 |
Sounds like a good finisher. And then Something Jim Ross would say.
JR: Oh my God, King! Here it comes - Projectile Style! Projectile Style! He is down! Totally uncontrollable. A cover, a count, and a victory for WMD in his debut match against Steven Richards here tonight on Raw.
dynamite kido - March 4, 2005 07:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ Mar 4 2005, 01:13 PM) |
| A cover, a count, and a victory for WMD in his debut match against Steven Richards here tonight on Raw. |
I think in a round about way he just called you a green hoss.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 07:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Mar 4 2005, 01:35 PM) |
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ Mar 4 2005, 01:13 PM) | | A cover, a count, and a victory for WMD in his debut match against Steven Richards here tonight on Raw. |
I think in a round about way he just called you a green hoss.
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I made myself sad when I wrote that. ...I like Steven Richards, too. But I knew it would be true if this were the WWE. :(
whitemilesdavis - March 4, 2005 07:42 PM (GMT)
You'll never see Chris Masters put on a ****1/2 puke-fest.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 07:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Mar 4 2005, 01:42 PM) |
| You'll never see Chris Masters put on a ****1/2 puke-fest. |
Hahahahah. This is true. But we're not talking Masters, we're talking about WMD.
whitemilesdavis - March 4, 2005 08:28 PM (GMT)
True. And if I were Chris Masters I'd use sort of a Mandible Claw type move for my finisher, but I'd hook the side of the mouth with my fingers like a fish hook. The name of the finisher... The Masters Baiter.
prof_plague - March 4, 2005 08:57 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Mar 4 2005, 02:28 PM) |
| True. And if I were Chris Masters I'd use sort of a Mandible Claw type move for my finisher, but I'd hook the side of the mouth with my fingers like a fish hook. The name of the finisher... The Masters Baiter. |
Hahhahahah!!! God, I won't be surprised if that comes up in a promo sometime.
SamoaRowe - March 10, 2005 08:20 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Mar 4 2005, 02:28 PM) |
| True. And if I were Chris Masters I'd use sort of a Mandible Claw type move for my finisher, but I'd hook the side of the mouth with my fingers like a fish hook. The name of the finisher... The Masters Baiter. |
Gee, I'm surprised you haven't recieved a call from WWE creative, requesting you join their staff, just for posting that :P
prof_plague - March 11, 2005 04:29 AM (GMT)
:ring::ring:
Oh, there you go.
Wait, what's that? They're going to over pay you for to come up with crappy gimmick and predictable storylines that everyone will love?
Wait. What? They can't hire you now because they're going to hire a hoss instead of needing help on the creative team? OK. Got ya'. I understand.
:click: