This will be my only post of the day, so I figured it should be memorable.

Be social, polite and stuff yourself until the food is coming out of your ears.

I would personally go with a choice that you didn't list. PICK UP ON THE BRIDESMAIDS!!!!(unless they're family)

......or just get drunk.

Yeah, you usually have at least one complete slut for a bridesmaid.

Get drunk and make a scene while putting all the appetizers into a bag and hugging everyone and crying, then saying something that humiliates them.

Or you could do all that, stop, then scream out "What the fuck were you thinking" to the groom" while the bride is in hearing distance, shrug your shoulders, then resume the previous.

For once, I agree with Bobcat.

Also, go up and hug the bride when she's not near the groom. Then step back and say loudly 'NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU! BACK OFF ALREADY!"

If the above doesn't get Ernie (or someone who actually does it) on someones shit list, I don't know what will that doesn't include indecent exposure.

Scream "Stop, I love you!". Then get a copy of the video. Then post it here. I'll pay you.

Now-now. The drunkness will be for Shaun's wedding. And anyway to ruin it. In this case, just be social and rude to everyone. Yes, I do realize I'm posting this the day after the wedding, but I didn't get to post yesterday.

Side note: You should also get me a garbage bag full of food, including the top of the wedding cake.

Second side note: I just typing it as "weeding cake", which I also like, but I think I'll stick with wedding cake in this case, as it is less appropriate for those two.

Hehe, unfortunately I didn't have the nerve during the actual ceremony :P I would have felt bad about screwing up her wedding too, but I think Plague has a good point about waiting for another upcoming wedding (assuming it ever takes place).

I have made a solemn vow that I am going to get drunk beyond all dignity at this person's wedding.

Ernie, your actions at the wedding has let down everyone at DWB. I motion that your name be changed to "Wedding Bitch" for the remainder of the week......

DK, you're an admin. Just change it.

Even I have the balls to do something at a wedding thats wrong. For shame, Ernie. You're a disgrace to all Ernies of the world, especially on Sesame Street.

Yeah. Go for it. He deserves it this time.

2nd.

Done and Done.

Bah, so that's how it happened.

Hahahah. I thought you were just going to change his tag name, like where it says "Paul Heyman". But that's even better! :lol: Hah!

I went to go look at updates where TheManErnieRowe started the thread, and I suddenly saw DaWeddingBitch.

Priceless.

...Or Worthless.

...Either way.

Someone else got drunk at a wedding, and look where he is today!

:lol:

That's great.