This is your chance to make up a wrestling gimmick. It can be anything you want and stupidty is more than encouraged.

Be warned though that if your gimmick is a rip off that Bobcat will be moving in with you.

I would create a gimmick, I think it'd be very popular with marks on wrestling boards:

A post-whore with over 1,000 posts in a short amount of time. Is a lot like Raven...but carries a golf club to trip people. This gimmick would be have a valet who escorts him to a ring wearing a short school girl skirt and sucks on lollipops and wiggles her bottom, and is probably more over than the actual wrestler with a gimmick.

...All I need is a name. Any ideas?