I'm partially (maybe less than 5%) fond of forwarded joke emails. Some suck.. but every now and then I'll get one that'll make me giggle, or else it makes snot bubble out of my nose, unexpectedly.

So use this thread for all your wacky jokes, silly pics and other goofy forwarded email shit. I had a similar thread on my old board and JimBob would usually find some good stuff.

--Of course if anyone posts something like: "eh...I saw that six months ago", then you're a numbtard. That's not the purpose of this thread.

--However, if anyone posts Chuck Norris jokes, we'll have to get his balls.




Anyways...here's the first entry. The caption was: "ever wonder where the term dickhead comes from"?

This was forwarded to me some time ago. It's for all of you that work in a call centre.

http://www.weakendproductions.co.uk/movs/jebsjobs.html

You'll want to pick Jeb's first job. Funny shit.

Latest "Foreign Currency Money Scam"

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Tuesday, September, 23, 2008 4:38 PM
letter from Paulsen
Dear American:

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a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has
had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800
billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be
most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement
in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the
funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in
the names of our close friends because we are constantly under
surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a
reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account
numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect
the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
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This is allegedly from a little kid who wanted to be like his/her mommy....who sold snow shovels at Home Depot. But it works on a different level.

I c&p'ed this from your old board cuz this one is my favorite band joke of all time:

This couple go on a safari thru the rain forest and their guide is showing them the sights and stuff.....
and the whole time, off in the background, there is the low rumble of bongo drums, keeping a steady beat
The guy and his wife start to wonder about this after a while and ask their guide:
"What's the deal with the drums?"
The guide goes:
"Drums beat: Good."
"Drums stop: Bad."
and he starts off again
They look at each other with a confused look, but shrug their shoulders and follow him
They camp out for the night, get up the next day, and start up again
Halfway thru the day, he askes the guide again:
"Dude, what's the deal with the drums?"
Again, the guide replies:
"Drums beat: Good."
"Drums stop: Bad."
and he starts off again......
They still don't get it, but follow him anyway.
The next day, which is their last day of the safari, it's mid-afternoon again
and the drums are still beating
the guy can't take it anymore
He stops the guide, and says: "Listen here, we HAVE to know why those drums go on and on!"
The guide sighs, and his shoulders drop, and he sez:
"Drums beat: Good."
"Drums stop:..................
bass solo."