Happy birfday to The Samoan (Writing) Submission Machine from Samoa, Samoa Rowe!

May you have a birthday cake. May a shirtless Bryan Danielson (with acne) jump out of it and give you a man-hug.

Happy Birthday!!!

Where do you want the strippers?

The strippers can fit into the cake with Danielson, he's a small guy, there'll be room.


Thank you, gentlemen!

Happy Birthday, Samoan Giant!

May Danielson jump out of a cake with a bunch of strippers and then put them in the Cattle Mutilation to the applause of your fiancee.