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Erick Von Erich - May 30, 2008 08:58 PM (GMT)
They might be doing this in your neck of the woods... but today I bought an Arby's sammich combo and found out I can redeem my receipt for a "free" concert ticket.

Strangely enough, the regular combo was 5.29...but the "free" concert combo was 5.99. Same thing, but 70 cents more for a "free" ticket.

Anyways, 70 cents ain't so bad. Most of these are radio-promoted events. I can supposedly pick from the following:

Concerts For Kids Benefit with John Legend and Jewel
Whoa...Jewel?! Mrrrow. Oh wait.. it's not a good idea to pleasure myself in public. I'll pass.

KOOL KONCERT 2008: Chicago & The Doobie Brothers with Nicola Congiu
Doobies would be okay, but the Lords of Elevator Music, Chicago? Naw. I'll pass.

Stevie Wonder
My first pick. I'm heavily considering this one. He'd be fun to see and probably a short set. I could tell the story of: "yeah, I saw Stevie Wonder-- FREE with an Arby's sammich!" I would totally pwn Stevie and he would never live that down!

Journey, Heart and Cheap Trick
Wow, they're still alive? Heart and Cheap Trick might be worth seeing. Have serious reservations about Journey. Chicks dig Journey...so too bad most of the crowd will be in their 40's, fat and married. I'll pass.

106.7 KBPI'S BIRTHDAY BASH: Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival: Slipknot & Disturbed
Five years ago, this would've been my pick. A distant second, right now.

Kool Koncert II: Jack Bruce of Cream, Eric Burdon & The Animals, The Turtles featuring Flo & Eddie with Melanie, Badfinger, Jonathan Edwards
Pretty sure I went to this same concert 20 years ago, also for free. With the exact same acts! I remember The Turtles: they made jokes about the Ninja Turtles and played a little bit of "Sweet Child O' Mine" (which made the crowd go apeshit).

Channel 93.3s Big Gig featuring The Offspring, Paramore, Dropkick Murphys with The Spill Canvas, Dropping Daylight
I'm not 16. I'll pass. have I done my Offspring Impression for you? Oh no? Here it is: AAAAAAAAAHHH. MMMAAAAA!! YAHYAHAHAYAYAAAAAAAA!"

Crüe Fest featuring Mötley Crüe, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Sixx:A.M. & Trapt
Crue trying to prove they're relevant by touring with Current Shitty Bands. Crue would be okay... but I want to see a concert where I can show up on time and not have to wait through FOUR Current Shitty Bands. Buckcherry and Papa Roach are incredibly shitty, with the way they've blatantly ripped off old Iron Maiden and KISS riffs (see: "Last Resort" and "All Lit Up"). Fuck these guys.

KYGO’s My Country Concert featuring Martina McBride with Jack Ingram, Chris Young
My Stay at Home Night!

Projekt Revolution Tour featuring Linkin Park, Chris Cornell, The Bravery, Ashes Divide
Oh c'mon... if you think I'd even consider a show with those assclowns Backstreet...errrr, Linkin Park...
Darn you, Chris Cornell: tour with somebody decent!!

Tony Hawk's Boom Boom HuckJam presented by T-Mobile Sidekick
NOT a concert. Just guys skateboard and shit. Okay, then. Pass.

Rock The Bells with A Tribe Called Quest, Nas, Mos Def, The Pharcyde, Method Man, Redman, Raekwon, Ghostface, Immortal Technique, Dead Prez, Murs, Spank Rock, Kid Sister, Cool Kids, Wale, Jay Electronica, B.O.B., Kidz in the Hall Hosted by Supernatural and Scratch
I take it "Kidz in the Hall" are not Bruce McCullough, Dave Foley, et al. If it IS them...well, that'd be frickin' hilarious. I look at this and think: "whoa, 15 bands! How they gonna' pull that off?". But they're all hip-hop, meaning each set would last 15 minutes. Oh wait...aren't all those guys IN a Tribe Called Quest? I'll pass.

Santana with Salvador Santana Band
Chico has a band?! I might be there, dude! A distant third pick for me.

Metrodome - May 31, 2008 06:44 PM (GMT)
It's difficult for me to pleasure myself to Jewel...I can never see her face behind that gigantic nose of hers...plus when she sings she sounds like Kermit the Frog.

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Rock The Bells with A Tribe Called Quest, Nas, Mos Def, The Pharcyde, Method Man, Redman, Raekwon, Ghostface, Immortal Technique, Dead Prez, Murs, Spank Rock, Kid Sister, Cool Kids, Wale, Jay Electronica, B.O.B., Kidz in the Hall Hosted by Supernatural and Scratch

I could enjoy that.

The Last Free Voice - June 4, 2008 01:36 PM (GMT)
Seriously, man, Nas, Mos Def, Red and Meth, Immortal Technique and Wale? That's pretty sick.

dynamite kido - June 4, 2008 01:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Erick Von Erich @ May 30 2008, 02:58 PM)
106.7 KBPI'S BIRTHDAY BASH: Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival: Slipknot & Disturbed
Five years ago, this would've been my pick. A distant second, right now.

Oh yeah? Read this....

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This summer, Des Moines, Iowa's own Slipknot — along with Disturbed, Mastodon, DragonForce, Machine Head, the Red Chord, Suicide Silence and a handful of others — will be taking part in the inaugural run of Warped Tour mastermind Kevin Lyman's Rockstar Energy Mayhem festival (otherwise known as the tour that effectively immobilized Sharon Osbourne's long-running Ozzfest).

But Slipknot percussionist Shawn "Clown" Crahan doesn't care what you call Lyman's latest brainchild, so long as you understand that it's not a festival at all — it's a Slipknot tour, plain and simple.

"It's a bunch of bands opening for Slipknot," Crahan told Metal File last week, during a brief break from the studio, where the band is working on its fourth, still-untitled LP, which should arrive in stores by summer's end. "We're headlining, as it should be. Sorry — it's a Slipknot show, kids. We've been gone for two years, and you've all had the chance to do what you're going to do. But now we're back; step in line. That's what's up. We're the DNA that keeps whatever cell this is moving. Period.

"With me, I've been out with a lot of bands, and I don't care," he continued. "We're back, and it just happens to be this thing called the Rockstar Energy Mayhem festival. That's cool. But we didn't want them, they wanted us. Everyone wants our f---ing money and our kids. We're playing a show, and a bunch of great bands are playing too. But we're back, so get out of our way. Call it what you will, but we're headlining. It's our show, and we're here to kill you."

And he's not kidding. Crahan said he's keyed up for Slipknot's return to the stage, following two years of hibernation, and promises that this summer, the boys will preview some of the new material they've been working on since early February.

"We're going to cast some magical spells, and you're going to get more than you can choke on," he said. "Slipknot is a philosophy, a way of life. We're a great band, and if you don't know that, I don't know what you know. We've been doing it longer than most bands can, and no one has done it harder than us."

According to Crahan, Slipknot brought an abundance of songs into the studio and is nearing the completion of the effort, under the direction of producer Dave Fortman (Mudvayne, Superjoint Ritual). And while he wouldn't go into detail about the LP (frontman Corey Taylor said in a recent interview with Billboard that the album would "rip your face off"), he scoffed at the suggestion that it's the band's heaviest offering to date.

"I'm not that guy who's going to tell you it's harder," he said. "Harder, to me, doesn't mean anything. I could give a sh-- about hard. Hard means nothing to the Clown. Slipknot is a phenomenon, it's an enigma, and the enigma weighs on your emotions. And the emotions aren't just heavy, they're cerebral, they're surreal and they're on a whole other level. I just know that this album is different than anything we've done."

When asked to elaborate, Clown refused, saying that the music, once it's released, would speak for itself. "Listen, we are the hardest ever," he said. "We blow all bands away. I don't give a f--- who your band is. I've probably played with your band, and you don't show me sh--. So, it's like, is this band heavy? Oh, yeah, we're the heaviest. We're heavy thinkers, heavy hitters, heavy writers and heavy people, but it's emotionally heavy. There's a lot of emotion on this record, and we're all on the same page with our own emotions, so you're finally seeing the kings of all the courts bringing their kingdom's jewels in for one gigantic war."

But Clown did admit that the record sounds more mature than anything they've done previously, because, well, they're all grown up.

"It's a record made by a bunch of f---ing adults, and that's why it's different. Every record should be different," Crahan said. "Our self-titled came out in '98, and the second record, people were thinking maybe we'd give 'em more commerciality, and give in like everybody else does. But instead, we go completely against that, and we made the anti-sophomore record, and we get all the respect for that.

"The third record, we start moving in directions we always wanted to. Basically, on the second record, it was like, 'We're the drug penetrating the vein, and we're on our way to your brain and your heart,' " he continued. "The third record was, 'Now, I'm in your brain. Check out this other sh--. No other band can handle this. No one can fathom what we do. This fourth record was done by a bunch of crazy guys in their 30s. That doesn't mean we're slowing down or not as intense — our brains are different, so we're bringing different emotions, different feelings and different anxieties to the table now. This record is another diagnosis of our insanity.

"No one has done what we have done," he added. "This is a war, man. The sh-- that we do, nine guys trying to f---ing write together, and keep this insanity going? Does anybody take the time to realize that? For me, this is like going to Vietnam, serving your tour and then the government asking you to do another tour because you're a badass. We've got 10 purple hearts, and we're f---ing killers. This isn't your rock and roll; this is our rock and roll."

For Crahan, making the record hasn't been a picnic. The music has taken an emotional toll on him ("This sh--'s real, it hurts, and I've cut myself open and given everything to this record," he said), but he's cool with that — so long as Slipknot's allegiant fans, the Maggots, aren't disappointed with it.

"The reason the fans love us is because they sense and feel something they've never gotten from anybody else — it's loyalty, it's respect and more importantly, they've finally found someone who feels like they feel," he said. "We're not your normal band. We represent something to kids they never gotten from school, or their parents, or other bands. We supply a feeling only Slipknot can supply. We have our own culture, because, we've done this 10 years for you, and 12 years for ourselves.

"We have nine guys, and all nine are different," Crahan went on. "But we're still doing this, so I'm amazed. That's how f---ing badass we are. Some stupid band with three members or four members wants to bellyache to me? Come on, man — this is the 'Knot. This is nine guys, an assault on the senses, a physical war through music, and it's going to be force-fed down your throat, and it will turn your insides out. It's been designed to destroy you."


Slipknot sucks my ass.


Erick Von Erich - June 4, 2008 04:51 PM (GMT)
So, dropped by the box office on Monday and the list of available shows was substantially SMALLER.

Only shows eligible for the freebie promotion were:

-Concerts For Kids Benefit with John Legend and Jewel

-KOOL KONCERT 2008: Chicago & The Doobie Brothers with Nicola Congiu

-106.7 KBPI'S BIRTHDAY BASH: Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival: Slipknot & Disturbed

-Kool Koncert II: Jack Bruce of Cream, Eric Burdon & The Animals, The Turtles featuring Flo & Eddie with Melanie, Badfinger, Jonathan Edwards

-Channel 93.3s Big Gig featuring The Offspring, Paramore, Dropkick Murphys with The Spill Canvas, Dropping Daylight

-Crüe Fest featuring Mötley Crüe, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Sixx:A.M. & Trapt

-KYGO’s My Country Concert featuring Martina McBride with Jack Ingram, Chris Young

Just the radio-sponsored shows--- the kind where you can show up at a 7-11 a few weeks before the show, walk up to the radio booth and get free tickets (and probably a frisbee or bumper sticker, too). Like: "Mad Man Nutsack is gonna' be hanging out at the 7-11 in BFE! He'll hook ya' up with FREE tickets to our crappy show!"

I was pissed that Stevie Wonder and Santana weren't part of the promotion. The Main Chickie wanted to see the Journey show as her #2 pick, but that also wasn't available.

I thought about Motley Crue... but I'll be in San Diego on that day. So... dammit...I settled for the Slipknot/Disturbed show. High probability that I'll eBay or Craigslist the tickets. If that doesn't work, I might go if I'm bored that day, since the venue's within easy biking distance from my home.

Yeah, Slipknot's not my favorite. But I like some of their crap. For a guy who makes a living banging on a keg, that Clown guy's a frickin' idiot. "No one has done what we have"? Oh come the fuck on!

I don't follow the band at all, but in most of their interviews they seem like pricks. I think a lot of it's "kayfabe", though.

These Are All Gay! - June 5, 2008 02:01 PM (GMT)
Slipknot: The Ultimate Warrior of Metal

Jillie - June 5, 2008 07:39 PM (GMT)
The only one of those that looks remotely interesting is the Chris Cornell one, and I'd go just to see Chris Cornell (although, the Bravery has that one good song...I haven't heard much else of theirs but they might be good).

The rest of the line-ups sound like your typical free concert fare...acts that either haven't done anything of not recently or are trying to get back into the lime light. That excludes the rap and country entrants, as I don't listen to either genre of music unless forced to by the jerks that have no taste in music and request such garbage whilst I am DJing.

Erick Von Erich - July 22, 2008 06:54 PM (GMT)
To close this off...I went to the Slipknot show on Sunday night. Forgot to list the tickets through eBay or Craigslist. Completely forgot about it until Sunday night, around 8:30. Was driving home and a Slipknot song came up on my iPod. I thought: "hey! Don't I have tickets to see these dorks? When is that? Tonight?! Whoa..."

So I got there around 10, about 5 minutes before Slipknot started. Sweet McGillifuck they were terrible. I couldn't believe how packed the place was....guess they gave away a lot of free tickets!

They played for maybe an hour. For a supposedly "headlining" band, that's terrible. At one point, the singer got the crowd to chant the release date of their new album. Fuck, that was cheesy......but a lot of folks were chanting along like good mindless sheep. I was reminded of Maynard (from TOOL) who jokingly got the audience to "baahhhh" like sheep. Only, Maynard was being funny....the Slipknot guy was serious. As a front man, he stunk, too. Saying goofy stuff like: "fuckin' make some fuckin' noise, fuckin' Denver!" That's like a 10 year old who has suddenly discovered the "freedom" of saying "FUCK" in public. Laaaaame.

The music really sucked, too. They have 9 guys in the band...but I'll be damned if I know what 4 of them do. That clown moron would walk around and bang a keg with a baseball bat, out of synch with the music. Every now and then, he and the Pinnochio-masked dolt would get on their elevating/spinning keg kit and ride it. Heck, that looked like fun...I wanna' ride a flying keg....but not sure what the hell it had to do with the music.

For a band that takes themselves way too seriously, I had to laugh that I saw them for FREE, as a throw-in from an Arby's combo meal. Walking out, I laughed again, when I realized that every Slipknot song in my library was obtained for free, too. I found a nickel in the parking lot, so I was suddenly ahead by 5 cents.

These Are All Gay! - July 22, 2008 06:57 PM (GMT)
"I want everyone her to chant along: MAY 19!!!"


Metrodome - July 22, 2008 07:16 PM (GMT)
I saw them like 5 years ago because they were with Slayer and I was in my "metal is so cool" phase that I've thankfully grown out of. They were terrible then, when they were still somewhat popular, I can't imagine how bad your experience must have been...




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