The Power Of Destrucity Still Reigns Supreme (Da Wrestling Board)

Title: The Power Of Destrucity Still Reigns Supreme
Description: I'm guessing Orlando Jordan does the job

Infinite Devil Machine - April 20, 2008 08:27 AM (GMT)

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Former WWE Champion Ultimate Warrior will be wrestling in his first match in nearly ten years when he takes on Orlando Jordan on Wednesday, June 25 in Barcelona, Spain.

The following press release was issued from his agent to WarriorCentral.net, among other websites:

The Ultimate Warrior Announces His Return To Pro Wrestling

Staggering news resounded in the NWE Arena during the Madrid show on April 19th. More than 15,000 fans had the chance to see the award presentation which celebrated the career of professional wrestling icon, The Ultimate Warrior; who was in attendance to accept his award. However, controversy erupted during the presentation when NWE Champion Orlando Jordan mocked a young fan of Warrior's at the event. Warrior was quick to come to the defense of this fan which led to a heated conflict between Warrior and Jordan.

On June 25th 2008 in Barcelona, after a 12 year absence from the ring, The Ultimate Warrior will officially make his wrestling comeback in a match against Jordan. The news was confirmed this morning by Warrior's agent, Bernie Gernay in a statement.

"For over 10 years this is what the entire wrestling world has been waiting for, the return of the Warrior. We are excited to bring back the greatest character and energy to ever get into the ring. Ultimate Warrior is an incredible marketing machine and has kept a tremendous value to his name which is why the NWE has stepped up with a substantial deal that worked very well for both sides. There is no disputing that Warrior left a mark on professional wrestling that no other talent did and the reason why still today he is often imitated, but never duplicated."

Over the next few days the NWE will inform fans of the preparations for one of the biggest and most important wrestling events ever to be held in Europe. As the news progresses it is sure to be the headlines of wrestling news and forums throughout the internet and will most certainly have all in the wrestling industry and fans alike in great anticipation to see what the Warrior will deliver on June 25th, and perhaps beyond.

Bernie J. Gernay
Agent for The Ultimate Warrior

No, its not April Fool's nineteen days too late.

The Ultimate Warrior is, in fact wrestling Orlando Jordan in Europe.

Who wants to go?

SamoaRowe - April 20, 2008 03:21 PM (GMT)

I wonder if anyone has told Warrior that Jordan is bisexual.

"Queering don't make the world go round!"

Cause that could make the match a tad more interesting, seeing if Warrior gets all homophobic half-way through it.

Erick Von Erich - April 20, 2008 04:23 PM (GMT)

Well, technically, Warrior would be okay with Jordan, since he's bisexual. Thus, Jordan could "make the world work", since he could possibly reproduce.

Dude...I'm THERE for Warrior's return. Let's hop in the truck and ...aww frick, it's in Spain.

Oh, and I though he made up "Destrucity" as a word to describe all the negative stuff which could bring someone down. So by living "your life in the ways of the Warrior" you could ovecome the entrails of "Destrucity".

SamoaRowe - April 20, 2008 04:49 PM (GMT)

Yeah, I really hope it surfaces on youtube. It would make for a great random match review, and it would more than likely provide a cheap laugh.

dynamite kido - April 20, 2008 05:05 PM (GMT)

So what are the chances of this NOT happening?

All signs are pointing to "very good".

Erick Von Erich - April 20, 2008 08:47 PM (GMT)

Increasing in multitudes are the number of those who would not believe, nor the ability to currently believe or accept the belief that the consumation of the Warrior's depature from the squared ring shall in fact not be concluded in the upcoming contest.

SamoaRowe - April 20, 2008 10:16 PM (GMT)

I'm not going to bother posting them, but 411 has footage of Warrior entering the ring (in a suit) and then laying out a couple of Orlando Jordan's goons.

What's more surprising to me is how big this promotion actually appears to be. They seem to have a good sized crowd in an arena, and they have a tron and everything.

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