What's going on. For those of you wanting to know, I got sent here by your very own PSR. We're e-fed friends and such. Talk about wrestling, crack to him about how his reviews are comparable to Rolling Stone reviews, yadda yadda yadda.

Anyways, i've been a WWF/WWE fan since I was 3. Took a break around 95-97, but been back into it ever since the Attitude Era and haven't looked back since. Also into the indies, like PSR...that's about it. Hell with TNA I say. :lol:

So yeah...there's my intro post.

Well hey....welcome.


PSR told you about the monthly membership fee, right? RIGHT?!!

Oh shit, I KNEW I forgot something...

Here's the deal home slice... you canm pay 1 of 4 ways.


1.) $20 to every one of the dirty dozen
2.) Accept Kane as your lord and savior
3.) Let me give it to you in the butt... while watching Chokeslam Mountain.
4.) Admit to playing with WWF figures and keeping score of the matches.

I'd accept this one, though Scrooge really prefers option 3 if you're under 18

... Those accusations were never proven!

YET

I'm like O.J. Simpson... innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

or guilty, yet you somehow still walk free

Yes.!!!

Scrooge is back, y'all!

::Sigh:: If only I had wrestling figures as a kid. What Scrooge did sounds less pathetic than what I did with X-Men figures (kept notes on their story and continuity... it was fun, dammit).

I actually do that. :lol:

So, there you go.

I'm back and better than ever. I'm the Bionic Scrooge.

Excellent, you'll fit in great here.


I only ever did that with my N64 wrestling games, never with toys.

LIAR!

You don't think I did that with video games or you don't think I didn't do it with action figures?

The action figures one. Everyone has AT LEAST once in their life, no matter how non-pathetic their lives turned out.

In my case, I proudly flaunt it on THE INTERNET, so you know how successful I am in the work place and pussy department.

:lol:

I swear, it was my brother's fault. He's the one who always bought them. We have a crate that's probably filled to the brim with wrestling figures. We prob. have at least a thousand dollars worth in there.

I toldja' ONCE about my M.U.S.C.L.E Wrestling Federation...and I will not do it again.

But at least I kept it among MUSCLE figures. For instance, I never booked Mer-Man vs. AT-AT Driver or Major Bludd vs. Papa Smurf.


Okay...so that FIRST one I never booked.

I had a Droz and a New Jack figure.

At least I confess to playing with my X-Men figures and keeping track of their adventures and continuity in a notebook.

I have a Shane McMahon figure. I bought a two pack just for that.

I also have a classic WCW Flyin' Brian Pillman figure, with the paint rubbed off on the butt from so many dropkicks and legdrops

I'm sure that's what it's from...

Hey now, this isn't Scrooge's Brian Pillman figure

My Sting and Sid were the same way. You're talking about those old WCW ones that were completely unposable, right?

I have a Billy Kidman figure because I bought a two pack with the first ever Paul London figure that I saw in stores. Since then I've seen better London figures by himself, but oh well, I usually just pretend the Kidman figure is Chad Collyer.

Oh yeah. The ones where the wrestler is frozen in a pose that allows you to do nothing that looks like an actual wrestling move. Pillman looks like he's making jazz hands

Barry Windham was the only good WCW figure, because he had one arm up in a nasty lariat, and the other kind of down where you could knock out a bulldog or DDT.

And a wicked awesome ponytail.

Ron Simmons had an arm in the "DDT position," but the other was flexing his bicep. Good for vertical suplexes if nothing else

Well to be fair, the Sid is flexing (and wearing a singlet?!) so it's possible to do the powerbomb.

Are you sure that it's Sid?

I've got that Sid, but I'm not sure mine has a singlet. Oh well. I'd have to drive 6 hours to find out

Oh I totally remember doing powerbombs out the ass with Sid.

Pillman was strictly crossbody blocks.

Mer-Man vs. The At-At driver could've been feud of the year, E.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I always thought that there was an Arn Anderson figure too that was mighty skilled at the spinebuster.

I actually had an all G.I. Joe wrestling federation as a kid.

Cobra Commander was the evil commissioner who made all the other Joes and his minions fight for his amusment.

Lemme tell 'ya, Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes crossed sides and became an unbeaten team, Duke and Seargeant Slaughter had a major blood feud, hell, even Zartan pulled some amazing shit out as Cruiserweight champion.

Good times.......

Yeah, I'm a dork.

Yeah, Arn had mad spinebuster skills with his two arms kind of down at his side in the front, perfect for picking people up. He also had a huge propensity for developing a huge bald spot on the top of his head (SO LIFELIKE!) as the paint wore off.

I do recall Ric Flair doing pretty much nothing, as he was standing in quite a casual posed position. Pretty sure I bent the shit out of Windham's leg trying to put the Figure Four on.

Screw you guys!

For I....I am KING nerd!




<---sobs in pillow and ponders useless life.

Your figures look like they're doing an ad for Banana Republic.