So...you're here. Tell us a bit about yerself.

Quick research says you're not a spam bot... but if you are, post your one spam message and we'll call it a day.

Spammity Spam Spam.

Nah, I'm just a regular joe that stumbled onto DaWrestlingSite.com during a search, and decided to peer into the forums.

Nothing to exciting.

Just wait until Scrooge returns. He'll bring some excitement.



Or wait until I'm on school break.

Cool. You're the type of person that we want to find us. Hope you can hang out around the boards, shoot the shit, crack some jokes, etc.

Da' Site is mostly reviews and what not, but there's usually alot of "live" content on Da' Board.

Welcome home.

Because that's exactly what you want someone on the internet to say

...Just making him feel comfortable before we all gang-rape his ass.











...as in like verbally gang-rape him with our insults...you sick fucks.

Something tells me we'll never hear from this guy again.

Way to go, eS.

So I take it Real F'n Show is like the JBL around these parts huh?

*tries not to drop the soap*

Actually, that's really accurate. You're fairly observant, new guy

So that's how you guys feel?

CLOTHESLINES FOR ALL

Swiggy's my Michael Cole.

In all honesty though, I'm fairly good shit, new guy. If you're into doing reviews, man, feel free to send them in for the site. If not, just chill here and talk with us fine folk.

I get a new clothesline?

...and here I always thought you were the Randy Orton of this place.

Then who was it who took a dump in my luggage?!

My instincts tell me Scrooge...but he hasn't been around for awhile...is it old poo or fairly recent?

I'm your Michael Cole? Is that supposed to be some kind of dirty sex talk?

Is SamoaRowe your Heidenreich?

Swiggy loves my poetry.

As long as you're the only one who loves little Ernie, I'll accept that.

He's the only one who can love you.

Wait, I'm the Randy Orton of this board?


:RKOs eStragand and shits in his luggage.:

27 minute headlock would have been appropriate as well.

You know, that's the same kind of thing that started mine and LFV's unique bond.

Okay, so who am I?

(Please don't say Randy Orton.....)

Would I be the Hacksaw Jim Duggan of this place? The old guy who wears his drawers too high, puts everyone over and occasionally tag-teams with retards?

I was thinking more Paul Heyman. A mad genius with a grand vision that burns out when you decide to put the belt on freakin' Aldo Montoya.

I'm your Aldo Montoya, Es.

Not Heyman, E's more of a Bischoff-type.

At least no one's called him a "Vince Russo", yet.

YET!

"I love you!! Right there...THAT guy knows what's going on! Thank you!"

Now I'm retiring to my skybox to make out with Elizabeth and hurl insults at Jay Leno.




(of course, these are all 1998 Bischoff references. Too bad I can't cite anything more current)

I actually kinda liked that feud at the time.

I'm the Sean Micheals of this place.

The pornstar?

Wow....I learn something new everyday.

Kinda' funny to think that some lil' kids might have Googled "Sean Michaels" accidentally one day, while searching for the wrestler.

Is there a "Jon Cena", "Dave Bautista", "Mat Hardie" or "Bobbi Lashley" too? Actually, "Bobbi Lashley" sounds like it'd be a good kinky name for a female porn star.

Charley Hoss?

I'm assuming there's a pornstar named Sean Micheals? I meant more that I'm an old balding guy who only shows up on special occasions, but umm...pornstar...yeah, OK.

Maybe you should learn to spell Shawn Michaels?

And yes, there is a pornstar named Sean Michaels.

Maybe you should lay off the porn a bit, then every misspelling of a common name wouldn't send your gym-shorts 2 inches closer to the ceiling.

That's a little harsh.

And "Sean" isn't really a misspselling, neccesarily.

I thought it was pretty good.

I did think we were in Flame Wars for some reason, though. So, sorry I guess. But hey, you mess with HBK, you feel the sweet chin music. Take that however you like if you are a porn fan.