Happy freakin' Birthday, you emo bastard!

Yes, Happy Birthday! I'll blast some Blaqk Audio and Nine Inch Nails in your honor, while I finish my fetus sandwhich left-overs from DK's birthday.

Wow, this morning I had AFI in my head on my way to class. Interesting.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Are you gonna get drunk????

My friends from work are throwing me a birthday party, so yes. Redonkulously so.

And thanks, guys.

"TELL ME...you didn't just say that."

Happy B-Day, tool.

CM Punk is very ashamed of you.

An emo birthday poem:

As my years advance,
so too does my sorrow.

This things I have seen,
they have aged my soul.

And now as I blow across this cake, I think:
all we are, dude, is like dust in the wind.

Great, now I'm crying.

:lol:

::Starts a "post of the year" chant::

::Sniffle:: That's the... ::tear;: that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard... I think I'm going to get it tattooed across my back... ::sob::

Excuse me, I need to go write a livejournal entry about how touched I am.

Happy B-Day!

Don't forget to drink way too much and bone a fat broad!

Drink way too much I did. But there was no boning of a fat broad. Or any broad. I passed out before that happened.

Wow. Sounds like fun!

It was a blast. And I didn't even get a hangover. I'm young and bulletproof!

See, you target the fat chick before you start drinking. Sure, you're disgusted at first, but after a few drinks, WAHLAH! You're in love.

...and the very next day, you get a base hit and break out of your slump. Ask Mark Grace.

All these baseball references are kind of confusing me.

Plus this party was mostly people I work with, so any hittin' it would have made things kinda awkward at work, which I try to avoid.

That's really gonna hurt your OPS, man.

OPS?

opportunities.

You still work at that BBQ joint? Gotta be some hot fatties there.