Title: It's a Dynamite Birthday
eStragand - September 16, 2007 06:47 PM (GMT)
In honor, I performed a diving headbutt on a random horror DVD.
SamoaRowe - September 16, 2007 07:08 PM (GMT)
And I had a fetus bagel sandwhich for breakfast.
The Last Free Voice - September 16, 2007 07:24 PM (GMT)
I didn't do anything goofy, but happy birthday none the less.
Big F'N Swigg - September 16, 2007 07:34 PM (GMT)
I shot a the sheriff... zombie.
But I did not shoot the deputy... zombie.
HAPPY BIRTDAY!!!!
SamoaRowe - September 16, 2007 07:47 PM (GMT)
DK's birthday is the same as my sister (except she's turning 22).
dynamite kido - September 16, 2007 08:01 PM (GMT)
Thanks everyone. I'll be sure to wear a Nazi outfit and kill a hooker today in honor of this place!
Oh and E, that actually brought a tear to my eye. Thank you sir. Thank you.
Big F'N Swigg - September 16, 2007 08:50 PM (GMT)
Rowe, maybe DK is your sister!!!
BUM-BUM-BUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
The Last Free Voice - September 16, 2007 09:42 PM (GMT)
Russo is booking DWB now? Yikes.
When does Scrooge go over Swiggy by hitting him over the head with a midget?
Real F'n Show - September 17, 2007 04:03 AM (GMT)
Scrooge is still MIA, but he's bound to show up in a hummer one of these days and run one of us over.
Oh, and happy birthday and shit, DK. You old motherfucker.
Big F'N Swigg - September 17, 2007 06:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Real F'n Show @ Sep 17 2007, 12:03 AM) |
| Scrooge is still MIA, but he's bound to show up giving a hummer in a hummer one of these days and run one of us over. |
EFA
dynamite kido - September 17, 2007 08:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Real F'n Show @ Sep 16 2007, 10:03 PM) |
| Oh, and happy birthday and shit, DK. You old motherfucker. |
Thanks.
Respect your elders. Because we'll respect your girlfriends ass.
whitemilesdavis - September 18, 2007 12:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Sep 17 2007, 03:22 PM) |
| QUOTE (Real F'n Show @ Sep 16 2007, 10:03 PM) | | Oh, and happy birthday and shit, DK. You old motherfucker. |
Thanks.
Resect your elders. Because we'll respect your girlfriends ass.
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This man speaks truth.
prof_plague - September 18, 2007 05:59 PM (GMT)
Real F'n Show - September 18, 2007 09:37 PM (GMT)
Everyone should respect my girlfriend's ass, dirty old men included. So you and WMD have nothing to worry about, even if I could break your hips by bumping into you on accident.
My girl's ass isn't quite
The Ass™ but it IS
respect-worthy.(dead cat is what you sick fucks who actually think I'd post a picture of my girlfriend's ass on an internet message board get)
dynamite kido - September 18, 2007 10:19 PM (GMT)
By respecting your girlfriends ass I was implying that we'll plow her when you aren't looking.
You'll find this as your experience level raises with age.
I wasn't expecting a pic of your girlfriends ass, but I hate cats so I found it amusing.
Also, if I was currently dating anyone specifically I would totally post ass pics here.
Real F'n Show - September 18, 2007 10:58 PM (GMT)
Oh I got that you wanted to fuck my girl's ass. Granted you don't know her, so jokingly I gave you guys the 'ok' signal. But really that can only lead to bad things. Like a DWB Gangbang. And no one wants that.
But Scrooge, and he's dead again.
But back on topic, random picture's of your mom's ass will suffice, DK.
dynamite kido - September 19, 2007 12:23 AM (GMT)
Please, you'd be mortified to see my mom's ass.
That's part of the deal of getting older. You realize that the only ass you'd want to tap is YOUNGER ass.
whitemilesdavis - September 19, 2007 12:40 AM (GMT)
Ahhh, young DK. There's a whole nother level of old you've yet to reach. In this level of old, you realize that old or young doesn't matter. You'll just take anything that you don't presently have.
Big F'N Swigg - September 19, 2007 01:09 AM (GMT)
I'm happy as long as it's female.
whitemilesdavis - September 19, 2007 01:27 AM (GMT)
Well, that's cause you're married. That add's 8 years to your natural age. Wait til you have kids.
Big F'N Swigg - September 19, 2007 01:36 AM (GMT)
If only other people understood that...