I figured this would be a great way to help us talk about something other than Benoit. Just a thread full of great quotes that have come from wrestling shows. Funny or serious, it doesn't matter

Bret Hart: (paraphrased) I should be the champion, I know, the fans know it, everyone in the back knows it!

Sid: I don't know shit!

"The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children" -- Gorilla Monsoon

"I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral." -- Jim Cornette

"And thats why I kicked your leg out of your....leg" The Late Owen Hart - Rumble '94

"Hulk Hogan, we comin' after you, nigga!" - Booker T

Sid: "I have half the brain you do!!!"

Chris Jericho: "Y'know, Stephanie, with you it seems like ECW stands for ... Every ... Customer ... Welcome!"

Stephanie: "Hmph ... everyone but you, Jericho."

Hulk Hogan: "You tell Eric Bischoff, I'm going to EAT HIS ASS ALIVE!"

Triple H: "At No Way Out, Hell in a Cell, I will end your 15-year career! I will END ... YOUR ... CAREER! And ... it will be over."

Austin: "Bret you keep saying that you've been screwed by Vince McMahon, you've been screwed by the fans --- well you ain't been screwed until you been screwed by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!"

Michael Cole: "Hell in a Cell is so dangerous, you could get a finger caught in there."

Michael Cole- "THE POOP, THE POOP, THE POOP, DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! THE POOP."

Coach: "What a nice (video) package on Maven"

Ernest Miller: "You people bettah shut up and be quiet when I'm speakin' or I'm gonna go out to my car, get my gi and whup all yo' asses!"

Ernest Miller: "Hey, fat boy! Yeah, you, fat boy! How 'bout you stop eatin' all those nachos and come down to this here ring so I can whoop yo' ass so bad I'll knock the fat off ya!"

Ernest Miller: "Boy, you so ugly... yo Mama's ugly. I'm gunna whip yo fat ass, boy!"

Yamaguchi-san, "We got a big surprise for you, Val Venis. We choppy-choppy your pee-pee"

Jim Ross: Oh my God! The Rock just stuck Billy Gunn's face in that large woman's ass!

That last post is full of some serious comedy gold.

One thing, though... What poop is Cole talking about?

Triple H: "There's a lot of Bi things I am but Bi-lingual isn't one of them. Wait....did I just say that?"

Lance Storm- "No one loves a party more than me"



Meng: "GOLDBERG! YOU MUST DIE! so that i may live."



Booker T: I'm a 5 time WCW champion, sucka!
RVD: Wow! You lost the WCW title 5 times?



(After trish wins women's title)
JR: well, she came in the back door, and i bet you'd like that woudn't you, Paul?



Owen: Mark's a smooth guy. I bet he'll take her home, dim the lights, and put on some Marvin Gay.
King: Did you just say that Mark Henry was gay?



Bret Hart: "Terry Funk, you're stupid. And old. And nobody likes you 'cause you're stupid and old."



Bubba Ray: You should know by now, we are the D-d-d-d..
Rock: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-it doesnt matter!!!!!




Scott Steiner: "When you walked down that aisle last week Ric Flair, the people at home, all they did was grab their remote, change the channel to the WWF and watch Stone Cold, a person you and your old friends got fired from here...BECAUSE YOUR A JEALOUS OLD BASTARD! In life, YOU RIC FLAIR, are the biggest ass kissing, back stabbing bastard, and you belong where you are at in WCW, 'cos WCW SUCKS!"




Undertaker: "Kurt Angle, when you were just a kid, making out in the back seat with Mary Jane RottenCrotch, I was winning world titles."




Cole: Rock how do you feel....
Rock: Woah, woah, woah, stop right there before you say anything go suck on a monkey nipple
Cole: (Stands there looking stupid)
Rock: What are you waiting for jabroni GO FIND A MONKEY!!!



JR: Watch Dark Angel. It's the episode where Lita broke her neck in three places!



Styles: Up next...the battle for the beer! It's the Sandman going one on one with Balls Mahoney!
Rick Rude!: That's right! Will the Sandman win the match...or will he lick balls?!!

It was the poop match from a 1999 edition of Smackdown :).

I don't believe I know what you're talking about

The Rock: How dare you little Jabroni come on the Rock's show and not even have the class to introduce yourself. What is your name?

Jericho: I told you...

Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS. The Rock says you come out here and talk about your Y2J plan? Well, see, the Rock has a little plan of his own and it's called the K Y Jelly plan. You see, the Rock is going to lube his size 13 boot real good, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!

The Rock: Michael Cole, this microphone stinks. What is on your hand?

Rock (to HHH): If you are the Game, then quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board because your Game absolutely sucks.

Mankind (to Steph): Well, I know Santa walks around saying "Ho Ho Ho," but I'm not exactly sure you're the type of 'Ho' he had in mind.

Mankind: Wait...did I just get my ass kicked by the Mean Street Posse? That's embarrassing.

King: Maybe Moolah ought to try going without a bra... it might pull some of the wrinkles out of her face.

JR: Kane - almost seven feet tall, just a little over 300 pounds. Huge size and strength advantage over X-Pac.
King: Well, not everywhere - huge size and strength.
JR: Will you get away from all these penis innuendo's.
King: What? JR, you said 'penis'. Good grief.

Jericho: Hey, if you’re looking for something to kiss, here’s an idea, why don’t you pucker up those lips and kiss my ass. I mean, I don’t know if it was more painful beating Kane in the Last Man Standing match last Sunday or watching Lita get hit on by a past his prime nerd with the sex appeal of Urkel. So, Dean Malurkel, it’s go time!

Christian: Tag Team Testicle Table match? Are they implying we don’t have any testicles?
Edge: Worse than that, are they saying they want to put our testicles through a table? Oh, man!

Mick Foley: One, two. Two pricks. (Edge & Christian walk in) Edgester, Christian. Hey, I was just talking about you guys.

Foley (about Al Snow): I like a white Christmas but I really hate ‘snow’ on Thanksgiving.

Edge: You know Lilian, if you wanna sample our nuts later on we'll be cheering The Conquistadors onto victory over The Hardy Boyz.
Christian: Dude, you've got big nuts! Hard nuts rule all!

HHH (To Angle):You come out here every week and you like to play the ignorant jackass. Hey, don’t get me wrong, you do a great job. You’re the best ignorant jackass we’ve got here.