Let's see... either I don't get to see Kane for a few months because of his shot knees, or I get to see him suffer through a feud with Mark Henry.

So I'm guessing that they are trying to make it more obvious that Khali is going over at Mania?

As if that were a huge mystery. You know when 'Taker isn't putting you over, the guy that closely resembles him the most will.

So Kane jobs to Henry at Backlash and takes time off. Then two months later, Henry trips over a mat and needs another ten months off himself. Sounds about right.

:lol:

That's usually how it works.

You forgot to add in the part where during the month that Henry is healthy he goes over one of the champions clean, cripples a main eventer, THEN he gets hurt and is out for another 10 months.

Kane should just retire. Honestly, he should. He's not gonna get the title anytime soon(or at all). He got stuck in a feud with MVP, now feuding with Khali. And he's going to feud with Henry. I'm sure Kane saved up enough money to live off. I mean with the Isaac Yankem gimmick and the Kane gimmick for 10 years now, he has money saved up.

He spent it all on reconstructive surgery, for his burn wounds and vocal chords.

...and his new teeth after the Issac Yankem gimmick.

STOP IT! Kane will be Champ again! HE WILL! (Cries)

I'd make a joke about Kane being a champion again.... in TNA, but I don't think they'd even let him have the belt :D

FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!

They'll let him have it.





















































And then drop it the next night to Samoa Joe.

As long as it's someone with talent.

Yeah, Samoa Joe.

Yes, like I said, as long as it's someone with talent! That wasn't a knock. I only bashed Joe to piss off the fanboys who claimed every match he had was the best match ever or a 5-star classic.

Sure you did ;)

It's true! When was the last time I made a REAL negative comment about Joe... from his current stuff. Last year?

I highly doubt it was that long ago.

Prove me wrong! :P

I'm too lazy for that shit. So for arguments sake, lets just agree that I'm right. OK?

Fine.

Token Joe insult: He's fat and doesn't know how to work.

There, now it's true.

Token Kane insult:

He's a hoss and he's never been good.

There, now we're even.

You... good wrestling watching... guy! GAH!

Let our bias bring us closer together.....
























as wrestling fans.

And have a Samoa Joe vs. Kane match.

Who here thinks that Vince should get physically brutalized for keeping Mark Henry under contract, or even re-signing him to a new fucking 10 year deal?

A new ten year deal? When did this happen?

It was a 2-year extension for FAR less money. Please don't spout off false information as fact.

I don't give a shit. He shouldn't even be employed.


Fuck Vince.

Henry's better than a lot of guys. Seriously.

He wasn't terrible in his last run, was he?

He had a couple good matches with Mysterio and a couple decent showings with Angle.

I seem to remember the Henry/Mysterio matches being rather good, but the ones with Angle were hit or miss. Their Rumble match was simply awful, but I seem to remember liking their Judgment Day bout.