Welcome, Mr. Rules. Introduce yourself to the board.

Furthermore, how come Strickler is always on here, but never posts.

Strickler, are you fingerless?

Strickler posts sometimes, though not as often as he should, his contributions tend to be rather good.


And Brian Pillman Rules, eh? Hopefully he sticks around for a bit.

Mr. Rules! (don't forget the exclamation mark) is the first non-SPAM registration I've seen in the past three months or so. We had a bunch of "MelanieXXX" and various "amrk45678" registrations that I tracked as spammers.

As the first new member of 2007, he is automatically entered to win a FREE Hillbilly Jim compilation tape, courtesy of eS/McSuck Productions. Or a frisbee.

Or, I'll mail him a hot dog.

Don't forget to add proper toppings first.

I wish Tempest would post more too.

Yeah, and what happened to that Timmy guy?

Oh, I see Tempest is posting in the Fantasy Booking folder. That would be why I don't see him around.

He seemingly fell off the face of the planet, didn't he? He was contributing too :(

Where has Choate been?

He's a busy dude. He's in the middle of an internship and should be graduating from college in a couple of months.

You guys scared him away before I could!

But that Hillbilly Jim tape sounds mighty tempting. Free copies to whoever wants! :D

Mail order hot dog, with relish?

I'll also offer the grand prize of me not killing you.

Be happy you have your life.

Dang, DK's feeling generous today.

It IS Friday after all.

So, what are Brian Pillman's rules?

Rule #1 : Keep your jerri-curl long after Micheal Jackson made it popular.

Rule #2 : Respect thy Bookerman.

Rule #3: Wear tighty Bengal-striped speedos when wrestling Jushin Liger

Rule #4 : Always talk like your throat is made of sandpaper.

Rule #5: Scare the bejesus out of Bobby Heenan during a live telecast.

Rule #6 : Piss off New Jack with a racial slur, and live to tell about it.

Rule #7: Die Young?

Rule #8 : Carry guns on RAW.

Don't worry, I post there and there whenever the need arises.

Rule #9:Smaaaaaaaaaart Maaaaaaaaaaaarks!


Anyways, I just got done watching the RAW episode from October 20th, 1997 from PWTorrents, and burned it onto DVD, just to re-live the 1997 Hart Foundation, in all their legendary Hall of Fame Glory. :D

Gah!...

Wait, PWTorrents?!

(goes to watch better wrestling than on YouTube)

Yay! Pillman RULES is now my Most Favoritest Poster for having an 11KB signature.

Lookitcha'.. ya' did good, soon.

UPDATE!


I just downloaded January & Febuary 1996 episodes of WCW Monday Nitro from PWTorrents. All the episodes of Nitro from those 2 months. All that, just to see the REAL 1996 Four Horsemen in all their underrated glory. :D

Waitaminute!?!?!?! Where's MY Hillbilly Jim compilation?

This place sux.

You raise a good point. I demand that Scrooge get set to work on one right away.

We sold out of "Don't Pull the Drawers: The Hillbilly Jim Story" and there are no plans for additional pressings, at this time.

Instead, we're working on "14,981 Headbutts: Samoans Running Wild", featuring Afa and Sika. If this production is successful, we plan to follow it up with a Barbarian compilation.

Dude, weird thing is, I'd love to see a Samoan comp and a Barbarian comp.

DAMMIT, JIM!!!!!!!


This place really does suck.



How the hell am I supposed to sleep knowing there are copies of "Don't Pull The Drawers" out there and I haven't seen it yet?



Fuck.

Really?

I thought we were going for the commemorative "Somas, cocaine, and painkillers or how I learned to stop worrying about Fritz and love the career of Kerry Von Erich"?

Funny, Scrooge told me he was working on "Dentists, Diesel, and a Dead Baby: The complete WWE career of Glen Jacobs"

But what about "Tobacco and Gator claws, the triumpant story of Skinner"?