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Harry Smith d. Arik Cannon-It was a good opener, but Smith was obviously winning (68/42/94)
Bill Alfonso comes out with Sabu. They surprised the world last Sunday night at Starrcade. Sabu made it known that he is World Champion material. And since the jackass that used to run Midwest couldn't appreciate that, Sabu never got to showcase his talent. But now, since there's no one to hold down the Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal Maniac, they're going to make a statement. No longer will Sabu wait for the NWA Midwestern Heavyweight Championship. He's better than that. Alfonso brings out the Extreme World Championship. He'll defend it against anyone, under any circumstances. ESPECIALLY that coward James Gibson. Sabu issues an open challenge to the NEW Boston Harbor Champion. Whenever you want, Wherever you want. In Midwest, in NEW -IT DOESN'T MATTER. Sabu is just that Extreme. (70)
Balls Mahoney vs. Nick Dinsmore-They were accompanied to the ring by their tag partners. Balls put his guts into the match, but Dinsmore is a bit more conditioned, and slapped Balls around for the win. (65/61/69)
CM Punk makes his way out. He got Claudio Castagnoli off of his coat tails, and he's taking his chance. He's challenging Sabu. Sabu wants any and all challengers, well Punk will be the first. And after he wins, he'll then do what any wrestler worth his salt would do and challenge the
REAL champion. (70)
Raven vs. Delirious-Before the match, Raven announces that he wants to face someone on Saturn's "Mental level" before their match at MCM this Sunday. Of course, Delirious loses. Saturn comes on screen afterwards and tells Raven to remember that Detroit is one of the most dangerous cities in the world. (71/70/72)
Benoit is backstage in a pre-recorded message holding his belt over his shoulder. He holds out his hand. He counts the eliminations in order. Kurt Angle, then William Regal, then Chad Collyer. Three guys who had claimed they were the greatest in NWA Midwest. And Benoit has silenced them all. He's the champ, and he's the champ for a reason. He's the best. And Sunday night at Massacre, he'll prove it in a Last Man Standing match against Kurt Angle. And maybe after that Kurt will shut up once and for all. (79)
Axl Rotten vs. Rob ConwayThey're wrestling just as their partners did earlier tonight. Conway wins after Ken Kennedy interferes. This brings out
The Sandman, who tells Kennedy & LOTR that Sunday night He'll be waiting in the ring with the Chair Swinging Freaks. It'll be
Canes & Chairs versus Kennedy & LOTR. (65/58/73)
Matt Striker is backstage. He tells the fans he won't let them down Sunday night. He's going to go the distance and walk away the NWA Midwest X Division Champion.(78)
William Regal vs. Jerry LynnRegal nearly loses, but regains control and then uses the knucks to gain a victory.(71/62/80)
The Brits tear into The Naturals for losing to the Hardy Boyz of all people. They beat AMW, but couldn't take the Hardy Boyz? They can't even spell, much less wrestle. It's good for the Brits, though, as they got the chance to create a strategy to beat the Naturals this Sunday at Motor City Massacre (65)
CM Punk vs. Sabu Extreme World Championship Match (unsanctioned)Two heels in the match, but Punk is playing face. He had the balls to challenge Sabu, will he be able to take him on? The two lock up. The crowd loves it, as they've been wanting to cheer Punk. The match goes well until Benoit runs in. He steps on the apron and holds up his belt. Both Punk and Sabu stop the match to see what Benoit's going to do. Benoit declares Sabu a coward. He says Angle is gutless no-show as usual. Punk asks "What about me?" Benoit tells Punk he better check his trunks, because he seems to be getting a bit big for them. Punk takes a minute to shake his head, and before Benoit can say what he wants to Sabu, Punk attacks. The crowd goes banana! Sabu stands back. He then goes after Punk. The crowd boos. Benoit & Sabu oddly double team Punk before Angle comes down for the save. The match is thrown out. (72/62/82)