Title: Most Useless Wrestler Ever!!!
Description: AKA the Paul Roma Award
Mad Dog - January 18, 2005 01:49 AM (GMT)
Ok, you can't use Paul Roma as a choice. We all know how delightfully terrible he is.
I'll start things off with Bunkhouse Buck. I've never liked him and I used to laugh at him on Saturday Night for how stupid looking he was. I've seen several of his matches but can't even describe a thing about them because his moveset is so generic.
Mad Dog - January 18, 2005 01:50 AM (GMT)
I'll also throw Tom Zenk the singles wrestler on the list as well.
Scrooge McSuck - January 18, 2005 01:52 AM (GMT)
Most Useless Ever? If we are only going by the "old school" rule, I would have to go with The Renegade. Ultimate Warrior knockoff that couldn't get over at a Jobber level, was jobbed out like a bitch, and got so depressed he killed himself.
EVER? Sylvain Grenier. Rob Conway can perform their only double team move with the ropes.
Mad Dog - January 18, 2005 01:55 AM (GMT)
It's not all old school. I just figured 90% of the mentions would be old school.
I'll chuck Ranger Ross on here as well.
Scrooge McSuck - January 18, 2005 01:58 AM (GMT)
Raul Poma. He looks and acts exactly like Paul Roma, and sucks just as much.
Peter North - January 18, 2005 03:51 AM (GMT)
flip a coin, Knobbs or Sags.
dynamite kido - January 18, 2005 05:49 AM (GMT)
Most useless.....
Giant Gonzales/ El Gigante
whitemilesdavis - January 18, 2005 03:25 PM (GMT)
Zenk and Ranger Ross could both work. I'll go with Nathan Jones.
Big F'N Swigg - January 18, 2005 03:36 PM (GMT)
Zenk? I used to go nuts for his matches when he teamed with Pillman in WCW.
Peter North - January 18, 2005 03:52 PM (GMT)
Yeah, Zenk was carryable, but then you have to realize his bigger matches were with guys like Eaton and Arn, who could carry anybody. On this subject, there was apparently a match in Puerto Rico years ago, between Abdullah the Butcher and Zeus! If you were looking to do an "Anti-Dream Match" thread, that might be a good place to start.
Mad Dog - January 18, 2005 04:08 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (BigSwiggy @ Jan 18 2005, 10:36 AM) |
| Zenk? I used to go nuts for his matches when he teamed with Pillman in WCW. |
I think Zenk was a very capable tag worker but I think he was next to useless as a singles wrestler
Scrooge McSuck - January 18, 2005 05:22 PM (GMT)
I forgot Giant Gonzalez... blech. Worst. Wrestler. Ever. I named a special award after him for Worst Wrestle of the Year: The Jorge Gonzalez/s award.
Abdullah The Butcher vs. Zeus couldn't have happend! The world would explode with that combination.
TehDoct0r - January 18, 2005 09:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Peter North @ Jan 17 2005, 09:51 PM) |
| flip a coin, Knobbs or Sags. |
Foley has dragged at leas two AWESOME brawls outta them.
Peter North - January 21, 2005 12:02 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TehDoct0r @ Jan 18 2005, 03:35 PM) |
| QUOTE (Peter North @ Jan 17 2005, 09:51 PM) | | flip a coin, Knobbs or Sags. |
Foley has dragged at leas two AWESOME brawls outta them.
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So did the Steiners, for that matter. If you give a monkey a typewriter, eventually he'll type a masterpiece. Other than that handful of matches, everythin they did sucked.
And Bobcat, I haven't seen the Abby/Zeus match, but I've heard it mentioned as having happened in Puerto Rico, if you have any desire to hunt it down.