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Title: God, I love wrestling.
Description: Seriously.


dynamite kido - November 22, 2006 03:20 PM (GMT)
I read this and thought it was fucking priceless.

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WWE Raw Superstars, Cryme Tyme (Real names Shad Gaspard and Jayson Paul), were arrested at an autograph signing in Boston after staying in character and stealing wallets from people waiting in line.

They were apprehended by police officers after one of the victims made the call at approximately 4pm. After a lengthy discussion with the two superstars, police were able to give the wallets back to their owners. At this point, Cryme Tyme tried to leave the scene, believing it all to be a big misunderstanding. The first two police officers on the scene called for backup when Gaspard and Paul resisted arrest.

One eyewitness is reported to have said 'The man was straight trippin' if he thought Cryme Tyme was goin' downtown like that, playa'.

Other recent examples of superstars being told to remain in character in public are Eugene and Kane, who even kept kayfabe at the premiere of his movie 'See No Evil'.

It remains to be seen if WWE will review their policy on keeping kayfabe in public.

Credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

Big F'N Swigg - November 22, 2006 03:59 PM (GMT)
That's awesome.

SamoaRowe - November 22, 2006 05:28 PM (GMT)
Yay, kayfabe lives!


Though it would be sadly typical if Cryme Tyme is released over this.

Real F'n Show - November 23, 2006 12:15 AM (GMT)
Too bad someone like Lita can't stay in character and blow me for a couple bucks. Or would she do it for free if she was her real self?

SamoaRowe - November 23, 2006 12:54 AM (GMT)
She'd do it for free, but Edge would get to watch.

Real F'n Show - November 23, 2006 01:03 AM (GMT)
He'd be too busy getting RKblOwed.

*high-five*

Anyone?

dynamite kido - November 23, 2006 02:33 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Real F'n Show @ Nov 22 2006, 06:15 PM)
Too bad someone like Lita can't stay in character and blow me for a couple bucks. Or would she do it for free if she was her real self?

Hey, she wouldn't blow you for a couple of bucks.........














































.....unless it's for wrestling training......






















and you were El Dandy.

prof_plague - November 23, 2006 08:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Nov 22 2006, 01:28 PM)
Yay, kayfabe lives!


Though it would be sadly typical if Cryme Tyme is released over this.

Released? No, they should get a huge push.

prof_plague - November 23, 2006 08:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Real F'n Show @ Nov 22 2006, 08:15 PM)
Too bad someone like Lita can't stay in character and blow me for a couple bucks. Or would she do it for free if she was her real self?

Just tell her you once wrestled from Omega.

SamoaRowe - November 23, 2006 08:57 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (prof_plague @ Nov 23 2006, 02:41 PM)
QUOTE (Real F'n Show @ Nov 22 2006, 08:15 PM)
Too bad someone like Lita can't stay in character and blow me for a couple bucks. Or would she do it for free if she was her real self?

Just tell her you once wrestled from Omega.

She'd find him out though when she doesn't find herpes all over his manhood.

Real F'n Show - November 24, 2006 04:15 AM (GMT)
And then me and my pal Danny Doring piss on her fucking face.

Scrooge McSuck - November 25, 2006 02:06 PM (GMT)
Well that's.... unusual.

SamoaRowe - November 25, 2006 04:48 PM (GMT)
No, it's actually fairly typical.

Real F'n Show - November 26, 2006 01:37 AM (GMT)
It doesn't get unusual until Roadkill shows up and wants in.

Tempest - December 1, 2006 09:18 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Real F'n Show @ Nov 25 2006, 07:37 PM)
It doesn't get unusual until Roadkill shows up and wants in.


And he wants to use the CHICCKKEEENNNNN.......

SamoaRowe - December 1, 2006 10:02 PM (GMT)
Hey, Tempest finally posted. Strangely enough, I just had some chicken.




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