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Mad Dog - August 28, 2006 09:33 AM (GMT)
Wow... 3 60 minute draws over the course of a month. 2 in the same weekend.

Big F'N Swigg - August 28, 2006 02:20 PM (GMT)
That is a bit of overkill

The Last Free Voice - August 28, 2006 02:42 PM (GMT)
Yeah. Overkill for sure. When Punk and Joe did it, it was something special. When Punk and Daniels did it, still cool, but now? Overplayed. Totally overplayed.

Mad Dog - August 28, 2006 03:20 PM (GMT)
It's going to be fun when they train their crowds to not pop until about 20 minutes into a match like All Japan did.

The Last Free Voice - August 28, 2006 03:51 PM (GMT)
That'll never happen on the indy scene. Too many "oohhh, the skinny guy just did a flippy!" or "OH! HE DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD!" moments.

prof_plague - August 28, 2006 04:02 PM (GMT)
60 minute broadways happened all the time in territory days. But unlike territory era NWA, everything is taped and spread all over the internet. So instead of being for one hometown crowd see the match, now everyone knows about it.

D.A.V.E. - August 28, 2006 07:44 PM (GMT)
Forgivemy relative ROH-lack of knowledge, since the stuff I watch is on the Wrestling Channell and anything between 3/6 months out of date - but isn't this whole thing part of Danielsen's gimmick?

Real F'n Show - August 28, 2006 08:16 PM (GMT)
I justed watched a ROH recap vid on YouTube from when they were in England recently. During a Danielson/Nigel match Nigel gets his head fucked up on the ringpost and it swells to the size of a damn softball. Sick.

jamiegeist - August 28, 2006 08:52 PM (GMT)
I happen to really enjoy the 60 minute time limit draws. Seems kind of baseless to bitch about it. Danielson is getting closer and closer to losing, it seems to me, kayfabe wise.

Reportedly Danielson seperated his shoulder 10 minutes into his match on Saturday night, and still worked it all the way to the 60 minute draw. No mention yet how much time he could miss.

dynamite kido - August 28, 2006 09:32 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (jamiegeist @ Aug 28 2006, 02:52 PM)
I happen to really enjoy the 60 minute time limit draws. Seems kind of baseless to bitch about it. Danielson is getting closer and closer to losing, it seems to me, kayfabe wise.

Reportedly Danielson seperated his shoulder 10 minutes into his match on Saturday night, and still worked it all the way to the 60 minute draw. No mention yet how much time he could miss.

There IS a reason to bitch about it. It's lazy fucking booking.

I dug it when Joe/Punk were doing it, but now it's too much. They aren't the old school territories and they ain't All Japan. PERIOD.

SamoaRowe - August 29, 2006 12:10 AM (GMT)
I don't see why this is worth getting upset about either. From the reports I've heard, the matches are dramatic, and long matches are a part of Danielson's act. Besides, it helps put over his opponents, making them look on his level. Lack of star power has been a major bitching point of ROH's fans as of late, so this works towards establishing main eventers besides just Danielson.

I can't believe reportedly tremendous 60 minute matches are what the big complaint is this week.

The Last Free Voice - August 29, 2006 01:40 AM (GMT)
I haven't seen any of the matches, or really any ROH at all lately, so whatever. It just seems to me like doing constant 60 minute draws, regardless of match quality, makes them less important. If ANYONE can take him to a draw, then he can't be that dominant. Plus it's like "Oh, another draw. Whatever. Call me when he loses the belt."

At least to me.

SamoaRowe - August 29, 2006 01:46 AM (GMT)
I see what you're saying, but I think the whole purpose of this is to make it seem like Danielson is on the verge of losing the title. After a year or so, it can get to a point where "Why bother watching, Danielson is just going to retain" but now there's a real feeling that his reign could be winding down. And even if it doesn't, and he holds onto the belt for another six months, then at least we had the memories :P

jamiegeist - August 29, 2006 02:53 AM (GMT)
I just personally love it. That's just my style. I like draws, and especially 60 minute draws.

On Saturday Night in Lawrence, KS, I saw AJ Styles and Dingo (local worker) go to a 20 minute draw, and get a massive "5 More Minutes" chant. It was awesome, and the place came unglued when Dingo pinned Styles after about 6 Flair-Steamboat pinfall reversals.

I enjoy draws, and while they did it two nights in a row, it tells a consistent story, in both Danielson's ability and conditioning, the fact that he is getting close to losing, and to me, it is a hell of a selling point as well. I would love to see a Danielson 60 minute draw. I'd pay for the ticket, were it anywhere near my area. So there ya go.

Big F'N Swigg - August 29, 2006 08:32 PM (GMT)
I really love the fact that they're giving the fans their money's worth. I just think doing it two nights in a row is a bit of overkill.

As for the idea that this may be helping people, It could help, but that depends on who he's going sixty minutes with. It could actually hurt his overness if it's with the wrong person.

Mad Dog - August 30, 2006 05:00 PM (GMT)
It lessens the importance of those matches and it comes off as a big ego stroke fest when you do it 3 times over the course of a month.

dynamite kido - August 30, 2006 05:10 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Aug 30 2006, 11:00 AM)
It lessens the importance of those matches and it comes off as a big ego stroke fest when you do it 3 times over the course of a month.

I agree 100% on that. Plus, if you need to do hour draws to feel that is the best way to give fans their money's worth......you need to rethink your entire booking strategy.

prof_plague - August 30, 2006 06:45 PM (GMT)
On a side note to Rowe, although a 60 minute matches does make the matches dramatic, we'll be slaughtered by the girlfriends if we get a 60 minute broadway when we go in November.

dynamite kido - August 30, 2006 07:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (prof_plague @ Aug 30 2006, 12:45 PM)
On a side note to Rowe, although a 60 minute matches does make the matches dramatic, we'll be slaughtered by the girlfriends if we get a 60 minute broadway when we go in November.

Looks like there won't be any "60 minute broadways" for you two then.

SamoaRowe - August 30, 2006 07:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Aug 30 2006, 01:06 PM)
QUOTE (prof_plague @ Aug 30 2006, 12:45 PM)
On a side note to Rowe, although a 60 minute matches does make the matches dramatic, we'll be slaughtered by the girlfriends if we get a 60 minute broadway when we go in November.

Looks like there won't be any "60 minute broadways" for you two then.

Bah! My girlfriend is a very good sport, my only concern is if ROH decides to do a street fight/bunkhouse. I don't think she'd enjoy the gore.

prof_plague - August 31, 2006 02:39 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Aug 30 2006, 03:46 PM)
QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Aug 30 2006, 01:06 PM)
QUOTE (prof_plague @ Aug 30 2006, 12:45 PM)
On a side note to Rowe, although a 60 minute matches does make the matches dramatic, we'll be slaughtered by the girlfriends if we get a 60 minute broadway when we go in November.

Looks like there won't be any "60 minute broadways" for you two then.

Bah! My girlfriend is a very good sport, my only concern is if ROH decides to do a street fight/bunkhouse. I don't think she'd enjoy the gore.

Although my girlfriend would. That's the only reason why she goes to wrestle shows. We both know she only goes in hopes that someone is going to get busted open.

dynamite kido - August 31, 2006 06:21 AM (GMT)
Apparently you guys both missed my attempt at subtle humor. By 60 minute broadway I was referring to getting some ass.

prof_plague - August 31, 2006 06:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Aug 31 2006, 02:21 AM)
Apparently you guys both missed my attempt at subtle humor. By 60 minute broadway I was referring to getting some ass.

Thank Ted, that was the joke.

SamoaRowe - August 31, 2006 01:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (prof_plague @ Aug 31 2006, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Aug 31 2006, 02:21 AM)
Apparently you guys both missed my attempt at subtle humor.  By 60 minute broadway I was referring to getting some ass.

Thank Ted, that was the joke.

Yeah, I got it too, I was just saying that my girlfriend wouldn't probably be too upset with a 60 minute match to the point where there wouldn't be any "sixty minute broadways" in my immediate future, I just didn't outright say that because that's the type of thing she'd be likely to say "why are you talking about that at a wrestling message board with a group of people who are strangers to me."

whitemilesdavis - August 31, 2006 01:32 PM (GMT)
To which you'd obviously respond, "Mind your business woman. Now get back in the kitchen and finish my biscuits."....Right?

prof_plague - August 31, 2006 03:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Aug 31 2006, 09:02 AM)
QUOTE (prof_plague @ Aug 31 2006, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (dynamite kido @ Aug 31 2006, 02:21 AM)
Apparently you guys both missed my attempt at subtle humor.  By 60 minute broadway I was referring to getting some ass.

Thank Ted, that was the joke.

Yeah, I got it too, I was just saying that my girlfriend wouldn't probably be too upset with a 60 minute match to the point where there wouldn't be any "sixty minute broadways" in my immediate future, I just didn't outright say that because that's the type of thing she'd be likely to say "why are you talking about that at a wrestling message board with a group of people who are strangers to me."

I can see her saying that.

QUOTE
To which you'd obviously respond, "Mind your business woman. Now get back in the kitchen and finish my biscuits."....Right


To which she'd obviously reply, "Why are you talking about that at a wrestling message board with a group of people who are strangers to me? Mind your business Ernie. Now get back in the kitchen and finish my biscuits!" Then she'd throw an NES cartridge at his head and belittle him until he cried and made her some biscuits.

SamoaRowe - August 31, 2006 07:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (whitewahoomcdaniel @ Aug 31 2006, 07:32 AM)
To which you'd obviously respond, "Mind your business woman. Now get back in the kitchen and finish my biscuits."....Right?

Haha, yeah, that would go over real well...

Big F'N Swigg - August 31, 2006 10:04 PM (GMT)
What? You mean your women don't stay in the kitchen and fix biscuits? Crazy Northerners

SamoaRowe - August 31, 2006 10:08 PM (GMT)
Yeah, we have some crazy beliefs about love and relationships. Hell, she isn't even my cousin.

Big F'N Swigg - August 31, 2006 10:15 PM (GMT)
Only people in Kentucky marry their cousins. Well, there and Arkansas.

We southern men know where women belong, though. And we know how to make sure they know their place, too

SamoaRowe - August 31, 2006 10:27 PM (GMT)
Ah, The Embassy would enjoy performing in front of Southern audiences.

::Gives Swiggy an Alabama Man toy for xmas::

dynamite kido - August 31, 2006 10:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (TheBigSwigg @ Aug 31 2006, 04:04 PM)
What? You mean your women don't stay in the kitchen and fix biscuits? Crazy Northerners

No their usually too busy blowing us.

Fuck the South bitch. The North won the civil war too.

North - 2

South - 0

Mad Dog - August 31, 2006 10:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (TheBigSwigg @ Aug 31 2006, 06:15 PM)
Only people in Kentucky marry their cousins. Well, there and Arkansas.

We southern men know where women belong, though. And we know how to make sure they know their place, too

You forgot West Virginia.

Big F'N Swigg - August 31, 2006 10:56 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Aug 31 2006, 04:47 PM)
QUOTE (TheBigSwigg @ Aug 31 2006, 06:15 PM)
Only people in Kentucky marry their cousins.  Well, there and Arkansas. 

We southern men know where women belong, though.  And we know how to make sure they know their place, too

You forgot West Virginia.

My grandpa is from West Virginia. I didn't forget, I just ignored.

And DK, you know what they say. The North may have won, but like Zombies, the SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!

SamoaRowe - August 31, 2006 11:16 PM (GMT)
This is from Housekeeping Monthly from 1955. It's "How to be a Good Wife."

QUOTE
One: Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Two: Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

Three: Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Four: Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

Five: Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.

Six: Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by.

Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Seven: Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Eight: Be happy to see him.

Nine: Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Ten: Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Eleven: Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Twelve: Your goal: try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Thirteen: Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.

Fourteen: Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

Fifteen: Make him comfortable. Make him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Sixteen: Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Seventeen: Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

Eighteen: A good wife always knows her place.


So... this thread is terribly off track. Shall an admin transfer this to the Flame Wars or what?

Big F'N Swigg - August 31, 2006 11:23 PM (GMT)
That's what I'm talking about.

And yes, I think it would be incredibly smart of ROH to move south. At least the fans would appreciate 60 minute matches without "this is awesome" chants every 5 minutes

Mad Dog - September 1, 2006 12:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (TheBigSwigg @ Aug 31 2006, 07:23 PM)
That's what I'm talking about.

And yes, I think it would be incredibly smart of ROH to move south. At least the fans would appreciate 60 minute matches without "this is awesome" chants every 5 minutes

Southern fans would shit all over the style of match worked in RoH.

dynamite kido - September 1, 2006 02:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mad Dog @ Aug 31 2006, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE (TheBigSwigg @ Aug 31 2006, 07:23 PM)
That's what I'm talking about.

And yes, I think it would be incredibly smart of ROH to move south.  At least the fans would appreciate 60 minute matches without "this is awesome" chants every 5 minutes

Southern fans would shit all over the style of match worked in RoH.

Exactly. Because they couldn't put voodoo curses on people, hate them because of their race, or because they are queer.

whitemilesdavis - September 1, 2006 11:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Aug 31 2006, 07:16 PM)
This is from Housekeeping Monthly from 1955. It's "How to be a Good Wife."

QUOTE
One: Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Two: Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

Three: Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Four: Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

Five: Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.

Six: Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by.

Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Seven: Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Eight: Be happy to see him.

Nine: Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Ten: Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Eleven: Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Twelve: Your goal: try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Thirteen: Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.

Fourteen: Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

Fifteen: Make him comfortable. Make him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Sixteen: Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Seventeen: Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

Eighteen: A good wife always knows her place.


So... this thread is terribly off track. Shall an admin transfer this to the Flame Wars or what?

I actually hung that on my fridge a couple of years back. Didn't go over with the wife nearly as good as you'd think.


ROH would have some trouble getting over in the South. I don't think the match length woud be a problem. It's just that the south appreciates kayfabe, and ROH is pretty much the opposite of that.

Mad Dog - September 1, 2006 12:13 PM (GMT)
I think the style would be a problem too. It's too ego stroking and Southern fans would see right through that. Kayfabe as mentioned before is a very weak point for RoH. It's just too fake and contrived across the board.



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