My brother found this old picture from my high school graduation. Why should you give a shit? Not only do I look like Jim Cornette, Jr, but I'm holding up the "graduation present" big bro got me-- two boxes of WWF Superstars cereal.

I'll give big bro credit. He made sure he got me BOTH boxes-- the LOD box and the Hogan/Warrior box.
This was 1992. Dig my skinny tie. I didn't realize those were out of style until 1995 or so.