OK, not really "Back", but free and COMING back... to a topic near you!!

... no it wasn't kiddie porn you sick weirdos!

What was it? You can't just leave for months on end with no explanation.

I'm believing it's a mod screwing with us. Since when does Scrooge make two posts and leave?

Scrooge is a tease

Maybe he was the fake Kane...

What?! Scrooge hath returned? The prophecy foretold it.

I call bullshit.

I already got fucked with once in the moved topic in the WWE folder, and I can't get my heart broken twice in one day.

Well, if this is a mod, it sure as fuck isn't me.

Well, that leaves RFS and Es. This is definitely not Scrooge.

Naw, not me... but I'll be optimistic and say that it's Scrooge.


Wait...he said he's "FREE"? Must have been a 2 month sentence. I'll bet he has a new appreciation for the value of cigarettes.... and he probably DID have a "girlfriend". Named Leon.

RFS it is. The real Scrooge would have had 76 posts by now.

The Conspiracy Theorist in me thinks: if this is one of those WV/Roy/RamFAN clowns sneaking into Scroogey's account, I'm FEDEX'ing 32 lbs. of dog shit to them.

...and if ya' think about it, if those dweebs were creative, they would've registered as "Huey McSuck", "Dewey McSuck" or "Louie McSuck". Even "Launchpad McSuck". Bit of a stretch, but kinda' cool. Then the "McSucks" would be our version of the Dudleyz.

It's not me, which is fucking strange. We need some sort of test...

Why not just check the IP address of that post with other Scrooge posts?

I just did, they didn't match up. Either it's someone else or it's AOL.

Same thing happened today over at Gstorm. Obviously, someone is having a little fun or something.

Or maybe he just actually returned.

Although him dipping in for one post and then vanishing is kind of weird. I thought we had established Scrooge was an AOLer, so I don't think that part will eliminate anything.

My question -- why wouldn't he be on AOL Messenger.

Alright, I'm believing it was Scrooge. Finally had a couple minutes to get to a computer and decided to let everyone know he would be back soon, but didn't have time to do much posting. Seems that an imposter would have tried to have more fun than that. So yeah, I'm going with Scrooge and the fact that he will be back in the near future, but is not fully ready to be back yet.

Yes, it's the real Scrooge here. I don't have much time to type so I just dipped in real quick to let my presence be felt.

P.S. Samoa Joe is still a fat piece of garbage, and LFV is an emo fag.,

Hey A-hole, give us a one sentence explanation of why you dissappeared.

Because I'm bizarre?

Come on man. Brothas gots to know.

1. I briefly lost my AOL account, as previously mentioned in Page 2 or 3.

2. I needed time away from arguing over petty shit like which side of a wrestling ring smells the worst.

3. I don't have a #3.

I'm not buying it. Ah, whatever. Welcome back. Start whoring again. Breath some life into this God forsaken place.

I don't know... a lot of me can only do suck much.

Times up for today... I'll be here tomorrow, same Scrooge time, same Scrooge network.


KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!~!

See, this is why I'm not buying your explanation. Their is obviously some reason you can only be on for an hour at a time.


Hmmm.

Allowed internet time while he is in Juvi? And no, not the mexican superstar. Juvenile Hall. For kiddie porn.

I'm suspect of his authenticity, as he is overusing the KANE love. I'm not sure what to believe.

Looks like I'm going to make a conformation call in the next day or so to end this retarded fucking mystery.

Now if he had said "Because I'm BIZAAAAAAARRE!" then I would buy it.

It's a bit strange. The rapid posting is very Scrooge, though the posts themselves just don't say "Scrooge" to me.

Actually, this should be easy to figure out.

Scrooge, if it's you, you should be able to answer this simple question.

We set up a trade a while ago. What did you tape for me last year and why didn't I get it from someone else on the board?

The Chris Candido Memorial Tag Tournament, since Impact was Internet only, and I got Xplosion on Sun-Sports.

Well, for all intensive purposes, I'd say that IS Scrooge. Welcome back fucker!

What's keeping you from posting?

I'm thinking someone cut off all of his fingers except for his index fingers. Thanks to whoever did that by the way.

(flashback to 2 months ago)

Me: They're gonna take my thumbs!

(2 months later)

How'd you know?

Who the fuck do you think sent them?

Must be hard to rub one out, with no thumbs.

Right now, "New Scrooge" is kinda' like "New Coke". But he probably has some "post rust". He'll be in midseason form in a few weeks.

Jesus Christ, it's Scrooge!


Welcome back, guy who's in our banner.

Now E has to come up with something clever to put in there...