Since Jamie is out of town, I'll do the honors of making the thread this week.

Post away!

CSW Cyclone Saturday Night has been pre-empted this week due to a special replay of "So You Think You Can Dance". The show has been rescheduled for airing either late Sunday night, or Monday.

I'll try and post both my show and Welcome to the Jungle this weekend. Though my internet is spotty, so I can't guarantee anything.

I'm a bit overwhelmed at this moment (I have to write 32 Flavors of Pain soon and I need to play ahead three weeks since I'm going to be going camping soon). So here are the spoiler results :D

NEW Saturday Night
July 22nd 2006

-Ernie Rowe is still not on commentary this week, after the attack he suffered at the hands of Edge last week. Iron Troy Cumings and Professor Plague are on commentary.

-The show opened with Chris Jericho cutting an in-ring promo, with Sonny Siaki tagging along. Jericho said he has been training harder than ever before to make sure he is ready to face Big Show at 32 Flavors of Pain. Jericho says that Big Show has a serious reputation for choking in big match situations and that Jericho has proven he is capable of winning them. Siaki asks Jericho if he can be in his corner at 32 Flavors of Pain. Siaki reminds us all that he drove The Undertaker out of NEW. Jericho says it's alright... as long as he can soften up Big Show for him!

-Big Show beat Sonny Siaki by disqualification at 3:45 when Chris Jericho entered the ring and hit Show in the head with the NEW Championship belt. Jericho and Siaki then began a double team, which ended when Show got back to his feet and chased both of them from the ring. Jericho dropped the NEW title in the process, which Show lifted up and posed with it to send a message. (77/89/82)

-Backstage, Rhino cut a promo stating that he has come to NEW to dominate. He laughs at Sonny Siaki's claim that he drove The Undertaker out of NEW and promises to expose Siaki for the fraud that he really is.

-Eric Bischoff announces that the following eight man tag match will determine who goes on to 32 Flavors of Pain to battle for a shot at the NEW Tag Team Championship. Whichever four man team who wins will face each other for a title shot at the big event.

-D'Lo Brown, Tajiri, Brian Kendrick, and Jerrelle Clark beat Chris Sabin, Johnny Devine, Doug Basham, and Andrew Martin at 5:55, in what was a very lively and spot-filled tag match. Kendrick hit the Sliced Bread #2 on Basham for the pinfall victory. The winners were celebrating the victory until Kendrick and Clark both made cheap shots on Tajiri and Brown, turning heel in the process. Clark and Kendrick layed out their upcoming opponents and soaked in the crowd's boos. (62/56/83)

-John Bradshaw Layfield beat Shelton Benjamin at 6:00. Benjamin had hit a T-Bone suplex on JBL and had the match won, except Trevor Murdoch hopped up on the apron and distracted the referee. Benjamin went to knock Murdoch down, but then got caught in the clothesline from hell from JBL, giving JBL a cheap victory. After the match, JBL took a microphone and promised that the same thing would happen to NWA:M-A's John Cena at 32 Flavors of Pain.

-Backstage, Team 3D cut a promo reminding everyone that they have held tag title belts in every federation they ever competed in... except the NWA. They are going to take the NEW Tag Team Championship from America's Most Wanted at 32 Flavors of Pain and make it look easy. AMW then butted in and reminded Team 3D that they never could take the NWA Tag Team Championship titles from them in TNA and history would repeat itself. This sparked a brawl, which a group of referees had to break up.

Tommy Dreamer and Spartacus beat Mick Foley and James Gibson at 4:59. Dreamer used his kendo stick on Foley while the referee was distracted by Spartacus choking Gibson on the ropes. Dreamer ended up pinning Foley in a huge upset. After the match, Spartacus put Foley in the figure four leglock until Foley passed out, giving him a huge rush of momentum heading into their submission match at 32 Flavors of Pain. (74/87/77)

-The Rock came to the ring for an interview. The Rock said he thought it was terrible what Edge did to President Rowe last week. The Rock said that President Rowe is "the best boss The Rock has ever had" and that Edge should "learn his role and shut his mouth." This brought out Edge, with Eric Bischoff, and Edge said that his time has come. He said that Rowe stood in Bischoff's path of making NEW the greatest wrestling promotion since WCW. The Rock says that "WCW sucked" which sparked Bischoff sending Edge to the ring to brawl with The Rock. Rock seemingly had the brawl in his favor until Edge hit a sudden spear and The Rock hit the mat hard. Edge then took the NWA Championship and wrapped it around his waist. Edge then takes the mic and tells the crowd he will pose for those with the "benefit of flash photography." Edge does the cocky pin on The Rock as his pose to close the show.

So all in all it was the hard sell for 32 Flavors of Pain episode. It was a good time, though the crowd was upset at how all the heels got the final say in almost every situation. On the plus side, 32 Flavors of Pain should be an awesome show, with lots of opportunities for the good guys to get pay back!

NWA: Pushing The Limits Presents...

Saturday Night Killing Spree

The pyro starts flying as we hear the voices of Jim Bob McGraw and Doink the Clown welcoming us back to another edition of Saturday Night Killing Spree.

Doink: First, we want to apologize for our not being on the air last week, but somethings are beyond our control. Trust me when I say that the matter has been taken care of.

Jim Bob: Well, with that bit of housekeeping out of the way, let's get to our first match.


Match One: Tag
The Spot Monkeys vs. The Stampede Bulldogs

Matt Sydal and Jack Evans come out wearing the monkey suits that they debuted two weeks ago on Saturday Night Killing Spree. They trudge to the ring, looking rather ashamed. They get in the ring and begin to really showcase their highflying offense when TJ Wilson turns the tide by grabbing Evans tail on his monkey suit as he jumps off the top attempting some high risk move. Evans hits hard on his head and Wilson covers him for the three as his partner keeps Sydal busy on the outside of the ring.

Winner: The Stampede Bulldogs

Doink: An impressive showing by the young...

Doink is cut off by the beginning, unmistakable strains of music associated with "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. HBK comes marching out towards the ring with a look of determination on his face and a microphone in hand.

HBK: Cut my damn music. (motioning towards Evans) Is this what you people want to see? Talented young workers forced to wear monkey suits and prance around here for your amusement? What the hell kind of entertainment is this? I've been in this business a long time and I've never worked with such a fly by night operation as this. Hell, they can't even keep their show on the air for two weeks in a row. The "situation" that Dink referred to earlier that kept PTL off the air last week? Backlund's crazy ass forgot to book the arena for the show. I showed up ready to wrestle and what did I find? A friggin dog show, that's what.

Sydal and Evans have regained their feet and are looking at HBK with rapt attention. He turns and notices them, shaking his head.

HBK: Take that crap off. Now, get those dumbass suits off.

Sydal and Evans take off their monkey suits, revealing their more familiar ring gear underneath.

HBK: That's more like it. Don't you boys feel better in this?

They both nod.

HBK: I've seen you boys work. You don't need stupid costumes and gimmicks to get over with these fans. Hell, Jack, I've seen you do things in the ring that I didn't know the human body was capable of. And Matt, that moonsault belly to belly thing you do? It makes me hurt just watching a guy get rammed down with that. But, boys, you're never going to be able to reach your full potential in a company that's ran half-assed by some lunatic who still thinks he's running for president. Hell no. We need to end this, and we need to end it now.

Sydal and Evans both nod in agreement, obviously drinking the Kool-Aid being offered to them by HBK.

HBK: (turning his attention back to the crowd) And that's why I propose this. Backlund, you get your 5 best wrestlers that you can find, because I've already got myself two more in the back, and if I'm not mistaken, these boys are ready to join up, right, guys?

Sydal and Evans: (in unison) Yes, Sir!

HBK smiles.

HBK: So, Backlund. You get your 5. I'll have my 5. And next week, right here on Saturday Night, we have a survivor style 10 man tag. Winner takes all. All, in this case, meaning that if we win, we get our freedom and you shut this place down. If your team wins, we stay here and don't complain about it. We'll dress up like monkeys, clowns, porn stars, lunatics, you name it. You got the balls?

HBK drops the mic in the middle of the ring and walks out with Sydal and Evans close behind. The crowd is silent, not knowing what to make of what they just witnessed.

Doink: What a bombshell challenge by HBK here tonight! I'm being told that we'll have a response from Mr. Backlund before we go off the air.

Second Match: Tag
The Hardy Boyz vs. The Bloodbath(Vampiro and Gangrel)
The Hardy Boyz dominate this match from the opening bell. Matt Hardy hits the Twist of Fate on Gangrel as Jeff hits the Swanton Bomb on Vampiro and both cover for the double pin within 3 minutes of the match starting.

Winner: The Hardy Boyz

Matt Hardy grabs a microphone before the announcers can even begin talking about the victory.

Matt Hardy: Shawn! You want to come out here and run down this company? A company that has finally let Jeff and I be ourselves? A company that has let us team up again, after all this time? Well, we'll be damned if you're going to take this company away from us! Mr. Backlund, we've got your back!

Matt and Jeff embrace in the ring as they celebrate their PTL solidarity.

Doink: Well, hot damn, somebody is going to stand up to that bully Shawn Michaels and who better than a team that often gets compared to his old team of The Rockers?

As Matt and Jeff turn to leave, Joey Mercury and Johnny Nitro(MNM) slide into the ring from the crowd. They jump the Hardyz from behind and start just laying the boots to them. They're really taking it to the PTL loyal team.

Jim Bob: Oh, Christ, Doink. I guess we know who the other two that HBK was talking about are. It looks like MNM is firmly in the Anti-PTL camp. Jesus, they're going to kill these boys!

From the entryway, Chris Hero comes on a dead sprint for the ring, but MNM see him coming and easily retreat into the crowd. Hero stands over the fallen bodies of the Hardyz and reaches for a mic.

Chris Hero: You sons of bitches have done it now! You wanted to have the best in PTL take you on? Well, you've got it, because now you've got the best tag team in PTL, The Hardyz, and me, a bonafide superhero, Chris Hero!

Hero drops the mic and tries to get MNM to come back and face him. They slowly walk out through the crowd.

Doink: I can't believe this, Jim Bob! This company is tearing itself apart!

Match Four: Singles
Kurt Angle vs. "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson

This match has classic written all over it from the opening bell. Angle gets the upper hand with some shoot wrestling to only have the momentum taken back from him by Danielson pulling off an amazing reversal of a basic takedown into the Cattle Mutilation. Angle reaches the ropes, but he was very close to having to submit there. The two men stare at each other in the middle of the ring with slight smiles playing at their faces. The respect these men have for each other is obvious to anybody watching. The lock up again and are jockeying for position when HBK's Anti-PTL faction comes storming the ring from all sides. Jack Evans flips into the ring only to be met by a quick lariat by Angle, but soon the numbers overwhelm the duo and it seems that HBK's crew has the upperhand.
Winner: Draw

The Anti-PTL crew continues pounding away on Angle and Danielson. However, here comes the cavalry. Hero and the Hardyz come running down the ramp, followed closely by PTL owner Bob Backlund. Seeing the odds evening up, HBK and his crew quickly exit the ring and hightail it into the crowd, getting minimum safe distance from the extremely hyped up threesome that have just charged the ring. Backlund reaches out and grabs himself a microphone.

Backlund: You think I'm crazy, HBK?!? You think I'm crazy, huh?!? Well, fine, I'll show you crazy! You have your match, with your stipulations! Next week, in this ring I'm standing in, it will be HBK, MNM, Jack Evans, and Matt Sydal vs. Kurt Angle, Bryan Danielson, Chris Hero, and The Hardy Boyz. And don't think I won't take you up on your offer to do ANY gimmick I want when you lose!

Kurt Angle pulls himself up by the ropes, obviously the worse for wear after the beating he just took. He reaches out and takes the microphone from Bob Backlund.

Angle: You sorry son of a bitch, Shawn! We had the chance to build this company, from the ground up. But no! You couldn't swallow your pride for a few months while we outlived the dumbass gimmicks, the monkey suits, the Jotnar. You couldn't wait to get your precious "Show Stopping" ass to someplace more "suited" for your unique gifts. Well, I've got news for you, asshole. You're going to be playing some of the worst gimmicks in your life after I break your goddamn ankle next week. You've just pissed off the Olympic hero. You've just crossed the wrong mother(beep)!

Angle throws the microphone to the outside of the ring and stands surrounded by his team for next week, shouting out at the retreating Anti-PTL faction who do have worried looks on their faces.

Doink: That's all our time for this week, folks, but I can guaran-damn-tee you that you don't want to miss next week's show!

sweeeeeeeeet. PTL! PTL! PTL!

Seriously, that was a really entertaining show. Keep it up, I look forward to reading somemore.

That was by far the best PTL episode yet. There was a real theme and the next episode should be interesting too. I loved the bit with the Spot Monkeys though, it amused me :)

Styles: Welcome to another edition of Saturday Night. We're coming at you with the best lucha libre action in the world. Tonight we'll determine the No.1 contender to El Hijo Del Santo. L.A. Par-K, Cibernetico, Juventud Guerrera and Perro Aguayo Jr. will face off in a four corners elimination match in our main event. We've also got some new faces making theis debuts tonight. So let's head to the ring...

Milano Collection AT vs. Olimpico

First Fall: AT takes Olimpico down with a couple of dropkicks and then pins him after a flying forearm.

Second Fall: Olimpico gets the submission after a crossface.

Third Fall: AT hits a couple of armdrags and then dropkicks Olimpico out of the ring. AT hits a dive and then sends it back into the ring. AT applies the Paradise Lock to get the win. **3/4 59/34/84

WINNER: Milano Collection AT

::Latin Lover is backstage for an interview::

Lover: Juvy, let's settle this fight once and for all. Next week how about you and me in a cage match. If I win I get to cut your hair. If you win how about I can't challenge for the title for a year. Does that sound good to you?

Los Barrio Boys vs. Los Vipers

First Fall: Psicosis pins Billy Boy after a guillotine leg drop and Histeria II submits Alan with a figure-four leglock.

Second Fall: Alan and Billy Boy ram Histeria II and Psicosis into each other and roll them up for the pins.

Third Fall: Los Vipers dominate and pin both the Barrio Boys after powerbombs. *** 64/38/90

WINNERS: Los Vipers

Acero Dorado ©, Fast Eddie and El Zorro vs. Abismo Negro ©, El Dandy and Pirata Morgan

First Fall: El Dandy clears the tecnicos out of the ring with punches and pins Dorado after a flying elbow drop.

Second Fall: Eddie and Zorro double team Pirata Morgan. They hit a double shoulderblock and then clothesline him out of the ring. Dandy comes in and gets a double flap jack. Negro comes in and gets pinned after a Doomsday Device.

Third Fall: Morgan nails Fast Eddie with a big boot. Morgan hits a second rope moonsault for the pin on Eddie. Negro hits a frog splash on Zorro for the win. **1/2 57/40/75

WINNERS: Abismo Negro, El Dandy and Pirata Morgan

::Juventud Guerrera is backstage for an interview::

Guerrera: I accept the Latin Lover's challenge for next week. The Juice will prove once and for all that he's the superior talent. Take a good long look at my hair because it won't be going anywhere after next week.

World Trios Tournament Quarter-Final:
Paul London ©, Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens vs. Rey Bucanero ©, Tarzan Boy and Ultimo Guerrero

First Fall: London misses a 450 splash and Tarzan Boy rolls him up for a quick pinfall.

Second Fall: Stevens hits a running knee on Guerrero and then press slams him out of the ring. Douglas comes in and they hit a double hip toss on Bucanero and finish him off with the Natural Disaster.

Third Fall: Bucanero pins Douglas after a pumphandle michinoku driver and Guerrero submits Stevens with the Gorey Special. **3/4 67/55/80

WINNERS: Rey Bucanero, Tarzan Boy and Ultimo Guerrero

A video hyping up La Parka II plays.

4 Corners Elimination Match:
L.A. Par-K vs. Cibernetico vs. Juventud Guerrera vs. Perro Aguayo Jr.

A huge brawl erupts to start. Aguayo and Guerrera fall to the outside. Par-K levels Cibernetico with a couple of clotheslines. Par-K hits a dropkick and then hits a running senton splash for two. Par-K goes for the ropes but falls to the outside when Juvy pulls them down. Juvy hits a flying shoulder block on Aguayo and hits the 450 splash for the pin.

Perro Aguayo Jr. is eliminated and becomes the No. 4 Contender

Cibernetico and Juvy double team Par-K to start. They hit a double suplex and follow it up with a double DDT. Juvy holds Par-K and Cibernetico goes for a super kick but Par-K ducks. Par-K throws Cibernetico to the outside and quickly rolls Juvy up for the pin.

Juventud Guerrera is eliminated and becomes the No. 3 Contender

Cibernetico and Par-K lock up and Par-K gets a hammerlock. Par-K levels Cibernetico with a chop and then pulls him up for a short arm clothesline. Par-K goes for the Sky Twist Press but Cibernetico moves. Cibernetico hits a spinning heel kick and then hits a northern lights suplex for the pin. *** 77/75/80

WINNER AND NO. 1 CONTENDER: Cibernetico

Styles: What a shock folks. Who would've known that a fringe player like Cibernetico could've turned it on like he did to suddenly become the No. 1 Contender? Join us next week as we have more World Trios action and Juvy/Lover in a cage.

Overall: 70%

We got a 1.99 rating for 'NWA Saturday Night'!
The attendance level was 3508 people.
We made $105240 from ticket sales.

NWA Central States Wrestling presents....
CSW Cyclone Saturday Night

July 21, 2006
Announcers: Joey Styles & Tazz


A video package opens up, catching the audience up on last week’s happenings. The shocking appearance of the Undertaker, as he chokeslammed Samoa Joe in the Tag Team Title Main Event. The ongoing saga between Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Bret Hart signing a HUGE main event for next week on the 28th, featuring pieces of the Insurgency Main Event, Triple H & Alex Shelley going one on one for the CSW Championship. Petey Williams hosting his International Incident match, which Psicosis won, earning him a KC Border Title Match at Insurgency. The package ends with the brawl between Brock Lesnar and Mr. Brown, the bodyguard of Steve Corino. A graphic pops on the screen announcing tonight’s main event: Brock Lesnar v Mr. Brown, one on one.


Cyclone Spotlight: Super Crazy v Austin Aries
Crazy makes his way out to the ring as the announcers fill us in on the rules of the Cyclone Spotlight. Winner stays, loser goes. They also announce that President Hart had recently said in a conference call that the Spotlight was one of the highest rated segments on the show, and that more and more talent would be heading into it. As the announcers tell us, Austin Aries makes his way out to a nice reaction, proving the point of their words. Aries & Crazy shake hands and have a wonderful match, back and forth the entire time, with amazing highspots. Aries sets up on the top rope, and hits a diving sunset flip for a near fall. The Finish: Aries puts Crazy on the top, and is looking for a back superplex, when X-pac comes walking down the aisle. Aries is momentarily distracted as X-pac makes his way towards the ring. Crazy nails an elbow right to Aries’ face, dropping him to the mat. As X-pac approaches, Roderick Strong comes running down and spins X-pac around, unloading on him with chops. He fights him into the backstage area. Crazy takes this opportunity to climb to his feet on the top rope, and launches off with a moonsault. Aries scrambles quickly to his feet, and nails a standing dropkick right into the chest of Crazy in midair. Aries climbs to the top rope, and nails the 450 Splash to a loud reaction. 1...2....3!!!

Austin Aries defeats Super Crazy by pinfall in 12:47. (83/66/100)

Styles: What an amazing contest! Generation Next may have finally got the numbers game figured out, as Roderick Strong was waiting in the wings to make sure Austin Aries got a fair crack at the Cyclone Spotlight. Aries will return next week to the spotlight, and with the bar being raised, who knows who will face him. Wait, we’re getting word there is a disturbance in the backstage area...


Backstage Segment: Running Late
A shaky camera shot turns the corner behind the building to reveal Alex Shelley getting out of a yellow taxi cab. Shelley is carrying a duffle bag in his hands as he quickly walks up to the back door. He pushes on it, but it doesn’t open. He tries again, and no luck. He looks at his watch, realizing he is late, and knocks hard on the door. It swings open, to reveal Triple H standing in the doorway.

Triple H: Geez Alex. You’re kinda late.

Shelley: Umm, yeah. Strangest thing, it turns out that my car rental was cancelled, so I ended up having to hunt for a cab just to get here.

Triple H: Wow. Tough luck there. Better double check those reservations next week, cause I’d hate for you to miss out on your one and only chance at my CSW Championship.

Shelley steps up to Triple H, not in a joking mood right now.

Shelley: Don’t worry. I wouldn’t miss it for the world. And if for some reason it is my only chance...so be it. Because that’s all I need, is one chance.

Triple H: Well actually, you’re gonna need a hell of alot more than a chance. You’re gonna need a miracle to even make it to the match.

Shelley looks at Triple H, and as he opens his mouth to speak, the New Age Outlaws attack, blindsiding Shelley and knocking him to the ground. The 3 of them go to work on Shelley, focusing on his right knee. The Outlaws slide Shelley into the doorway, and Triple H positions Shelley’s right knee in the door, and slams it shut. Shelley screams out in pain as DX does it not once, but two more times. All the noise of the slamming and screaming draws the attention of officials, who run onto the scene. DX scatters, as a sweat-covered Austin Aries comes running through the doorway, and tries to help Shelley to his feet. Triple H & The Outlaws back away, laughing, as officials and Aries check on Shelley’s injuries.

(83)


Hardcore Match: New Jack v Billy Kidman
New Jack continues his hardcore challenges, and makes quick work of Billy Kidman. New Jack continues to raise his level of brutality every week, this time smashing a pool cue over Kidman’s back, and then attempting to bloody his head with the broken end. The Finish: New Jack chokes Kidman out on the mat with his half pool cue, forcing Kidman to tap out.

New Jack defeats Kidman by submission in 5:01. (66/68/62)
Post-Match: The referee calls for the bell, but New Jack refuses to let go. The crowd builds to a bit of a roar as Nova suddenly comes rushing into the ring from the crowd. At first he isn’t recognizable, as he is wearing street clothes, and is wielding a fork in hand. He runs at New Jack, but NJ saw him coming, and dropped out of the ring quickly. Nova looks like a man possessed as he stands in the ring with the fork, pointing it at New Jack.

Tazz: Nova has returned. Nova brought New Jack into CSW to be his tag team partner 4 weeks ago, and how did New Jack repay him? By stabbing him in the head with a fork. One thing is for sure, this doesn’t look like the same old Nova, and he looks like he wants some revenge.


Low Ki v Charlie Haas
The announcers remind us that Shelton Benjamin is in NEW this week challenging JBL, after turning down Charlie Haas’ offer last week to reform the World’s Greatest Tag Team. We see a brief video of Low Ki, talking about his losing streak, and showing him snapping last week after another loss, and giving Jimmy Yang a double footstomp through the announce table. This match is quick and brutal action from both men, who are in need of a win very badly. The Finish: Haas attempts an Exploder suplex on Ki, but Ki floats over behind him, and picks him up for the Ki Krusher. He hits it, and heads to the top rope for incentive. He nails the double foot stomp from the top, and gets the pin!

Low Ki defeats Charlie Haas by pinfall in 8:45. (83/74/92)
Post-Match: Before Ki can even think about finally snapping his losing streak, Jimmy Yang, with his ribs bandaged up, comes running down the aisle and slides into the ring, peppering Ki with right hands. Yang tosses Ki over the top rope, and then runs off the ropes, nailing a huge plancha over the top onto Ki. They continue fighting, all the way down the ramp and into the back. As they fight by the entranceway, a man in a suitcoat emerges through the curtain. It’s Joel Gertner!

Gertner: That’s right. It is I, the Quintessential Studmuffin. Joel, “Midwest Ladies may complain about it hurtin’, but in the end I always make sure they’re squirtin’”, Gertner. Now, for a few weeks I’ve been appearing here and there, showing up on your video screens, sitting in the audience. I told you I was bringing my tag team expertise together with one of the most athletically talented teams in the country to once again revitalize, rejuvenate, and re-lubricate Tag Team Wrestling.

Gertner stops and looks in the ring, where Charlie Haas is getting to his feet from his match with Low Ki. Haas looks dejected, and has barely paid any attention to Gertner.

Gertner: Well, speaking of tag team wrestling, and the lack thereof here in Central States Wrestling, take a look in the ring. A former tag team standout, who just can’t get it done now that he is running solo. Oh, and where is your tag team partner? That’s right, he is in another part of the country because he wants nothing to do with you. Well, as sad as that brokeback story might make me, I just had a wonderful idea. What better way than to pass the torch, then by having the NEXT great tag team in professional wrestling destroy the last fragment of one of the former great tag teams in professional wrestling. Charlie Haas, its time for my boys to RUB....ONE....OUT!

The crowd groans at another Gertner attempt at a joke, and he quickly cuts them off.

Gertner: People, get your minds out of the gutter. I didn’t mean it like that. I meant ONE wrestler.

Gertner smiles, and as quickly as he can snap his fingers, two men slide into the ring behind Charlie Haas. It’s Tony Mamaluke and Little Guido! They immediately beat down the already weakened Haas, and then position him for a variation of the Hart Attack. Guido grabs Haas and holds him on the apron in the Hart Attack position. Mamaluke runs off the ropes, and leaps over the top, hitting a clothesline, dropping Haas all the way to the floor below. They stand over him and absorb the boos from the crowd.

Gertner: See, rubbed right out. Courtesty of the Full Blooded Italians!


Ken Shamrock w/Brent Albright v Mark Jindrak
The announcer put over than Ken Shamrock asked for this match, in order to continue his training regimen with Brent Albright. Albright is ringside with Shamrock, watching intently. Another good back and forth matchup, with Jindrak constantly avoiding the clutches of Shamrock’s holds. The Finish: Shamrock consistently works on the ankle, and won’t give up. Jindrak catches a break when he nails Shamrock on a blind charge, and he sets him up for the Widow’s Peak Neckbreaker. Shamrock frees himself, and slides down and snatches the ankle of Jindrak. He has the anklelock hooked on. Suddenly, Sean O’Haire comes running down the aisle, looking to break up the hold. He is intercepted out of nowhere by a hard right hand from Brent Albright. Albright takes it to O’Haire, as Jindrak is finally forced to tap out in the ring.

Ken Shamrock defeats Mark Jindrak by submission in 7:59. (74/76/71)
Post-Match: O’Haire gets away from Albright, and drags Jindrak from the ring. Jindrak limps down the entranceway with O’Haire, as they make their way to the back. Shamrock and Albright converse in the ring, with Shamrock patting Albright on the back in a congratulatory fashion.

Styles: Shamrock just pinned one half of the tag team champions, and it looks like he might be bringing some of that intensity out of Albright after all.


Backstage Segment: Swollen Comrade
We see a shot in the training room of Alex Shelley sitting on a doctor’s table. Austin Aries & Roderick Strong are in the room, as well as a physician, running some tests on Shelley’s knee. It is heavily bandaged. Shelley grimaces as the Doctor pushes and prods in different areas.

Doctor: Well, I would definitely recommend staying off of it for a week or two. You have some heavy swelling on the right side, but luckily it only looks like a deep bone bruise. We won’t really know the severity until we get you in for an MRI—

Shelley: Woah Woah Doc. 1 or 2 weeks? MRI? I don’t have time for this. What I need you to do is to wrap it up tight, give me some superglue, grab some legos, whatever you have to do, to make sure I can go out there next week and wrestle for the CSW Championship.

Doctor: Alex, I wouldn’t recommend even walking on his leg, not to mention competing in the ring next wee—

Shelley: I don’t care what you recommend. I’ll be damned if we’re gonna let those assholes get the best of us again. I’m wrestling next week. And if my leg falls off, well, I’ll just beat Triple H’s ass with it if I have to.

Aries & Strong root on Shelley as the Doctor begrudgingly walks from the room. Suddenly, a cell phone rings.

Shelley: Grab that for me, it’s in my bag there.

Strong produces a cell phone, as the ringtone blares out Kid Rock’s “Cowboy”. Strong tosses it to Shelley.

Shelley: Love this song

Shelley flips open the phone, and scoots off the table, keeping all his weight on his left leg.

Shelley: J-Man.....Yeah?......If you say so.......No, no, I know.....and I trust you. We’ll see you then.

Shelley closes the phone and looks at Aries & Strong.

Shelley: It’s a go. Next week.

Strong and Aries look at each other and can’t help but smile, as Shelley tests out his knee and grimaces.


Psicosis v Elix Skipper
Psicosis and Skipper are about to lock up, when Petey Williams & Trish Stratus wander out of the entranceway. They stand and whisper to each other, and Petey has a clipboard in hand throughout the entire match. Another great match here on Cyclone, with Skipper and Psicosis going back and forth with highspots throughout. Skipper crotched Psicosis as he went for a springboard maneuver, and then walked the ropes and nailed a huracanrana into the ring for a near fall. The Finish: Psicosis occasionally distracted himself, watching Petey, who intently scribbled notes down as he and Trish talked amongst themselves. In the end, Skipper went for a top rope dropkick, but Psicosis sidestepped him, grabbed an arm, and rolled him up in the Magistral Cradle for the pin.

Psicosis defeats Elix Skipper by pinfall in 9:01. (87/78/97)
Post-Match: Psicosis walks towards the entrance way, taking a look at Petey on his way. Psicosis stops and motions around his waist that he wants the belt, and Petey grips it a little tighter as he walks by. Trish restrains Petey as Psicosis walks to the back to cheers.


In-Ring Segment: The Explanation
The crowd explodes with a huge initial pop as The Undertaker walks out to the ring. The pop is mixed with both boos and cheers as Taker gets into the ring. He doesn’t ride a motorcycle, but isn’t the deadman either. He looks as normal as he has in years, wearing blue jeans, a t-shirt, and sunglasses. He gets into the ring and is immediately greeted by a loud “Joe’s gonna Kill You” chant.

Taker: Really? I don’t know how they do things out here in the midwest, but up in the northeast, there’s been one guy doing all the killing for the last 15 years, and thats me.

The crowd now boos the Undertaker, and he looks disgusted, almost not caring to be there.

Taker: Quiet down, and listen up. Few things in this world get me riled up enough to care about returning to active competition, but one of those things is the lack of respect by the new generation of “superstars”. I did what I did last week for one reason, to teach Samoa Joe a lesson. He wants to talk down to people like Me, Kane, The Dudleyz, Big Show? He wants to talk about Hosses, and guys who can’t wrestle? I’ve got news for you boy. You have a way to make money, doing what you call “wrestling”, because of the guys like me that paved the way. Nobody wants to see 6 foot tall fat samoan choking people out.

The crowd disagrees with Taker’s sentiments.

Taker: Anyway, all the buzz lately backstage is that Samoa Joe wants a piece of me. That he wants me one on one at Insurgency, because I punked him out last week. It isn’t that easy Joe. You don’t get to just step into the ring with a legend like me for no reason. You want the rub Joe? You want me to make you famous, just like I did all the others along the way? Well, you’re gonna have to earn it. I’ll be glad to bury you at Insurgency, but on my terms. Next week, you come play in my yard. One on one, Samoa Joe v The Undertaker. Seeing as how I laid you out in a matter of about 10 seconds last week, I’ll give you a little more time. 3 minutes. If you can last 3 minutes in the ring with me, I’ll give you your match at Insurgency. And I’ll make your ass famous.

Taker gets ready to drop the mic, but Samoa Joe’s music hits, and Joe walks to the ring with a purpose. He snatches the mic out of Taker’s hand.

Joe: You keep playin in the yard old man, cause next week, you step into MY ring.

With that, Joe slams the microphone into Taker’s chest, turns, and walks away to a huge reaction from the crowd. Taker v Joe next week!

(80)


Main Event: Brock Lesnar v Mr. Brown
Lesnar comes out first, to a massive pop from the crowd. As he waits in the ring, Mr. Brown walks onto the entranceway, and holds the curtain open. Steve Corino steps through, and stand behind Mr. Brown, whispering instructions into his ear. Corino is well outside of his 100 foot limit, as shown last week with his tape measure demonstration. Corino waves at Lesnar, and walks back through the curtain as Brown makes his way to the ring. Mr. Brown still wears his suit and dark sunglasses, but takes his jacket off as he gets to the ring. He hangs it on the ringpost, and goes to the middle of the ring where he and Lesnar stare down. Mr. Brown slaps Lesnar, and Lesnar smiles back. He unloads on Brown with a hard right hand, slapping his sunglasses off of his face. The ref calls for the bell, and the two monsters go right at each other with brutal power attacks. The crowd is solidly behind Lesnar, but Brown holds his own, fighting back each attack. Mr. Brown hits a fallaway slam from the middle rope for a near fall. The Finish: Brown signals for the end, and sets up for a powerbomb on Lesnar. He tries, but Lesnar doesn’t budge. Again, and no luck. Lesnar now lifts Brown up onto his shoulders, and then powers him down the Alabama Slam. Lesnar picks up Brown, and takes him up on his shoulders, nailing the F5 for the pin!

Brock Lesnar defeats Mr. Brown by pinfall in 9:32. (78/80/75)

Lesnar jumps up from the mat and explodes with adrenalin as the crowd does the same. Before he can even leave the ring, he is attacked from behind by a masked man. The man beats him down to the mat, helping up Mr. Brown, who joins in the assault.

Styles: Wait a minute. That’s Monster C, from the HUSTLE organization. Tazz, do you know who that is? I hate to speculate, but I’m pretty sure he is about 99 feet too close to Brock Lesnar.

Tazz: Well Joey, technically HE isn’t out there. Monster C is. And I’ll be damned if they aren’t doin a number on Lesnar.

Monster C and Mr. Brown continue their attack, with Brown holding Lesnar was Monster C grabs a chair from ringside. They measure him up, and Monster C waffles him in the head with the chair. Mr. Brown and the masked man embrace, as Lesnar falls to his knees, now bleeding from his forehead. Lesnar rises, and looks maniacally at his attackers. The blood has turned Lesnar into a monster. It runs down his nose and into his mouth as he grabs Mr. Brown and hurls him over the top rope. Monster C tries to run, but Lesnar grabs him by the head. He’s trying to pull that mask off. He bites at the strings in the back of the mask, and gets it free. As he does, Mr. Brown jumps into the ring, grabs his jacket off the ringpost, and heads for Monster C. Lesnar pulls the mask off, revealing a tuft of bleach blonde hair, but Mr. Brown quickly covers the formerly masked man’s head with his suit jacket, and they quickly flee. They back down the entranceway as Lesnar stands in the ring with the yellow mask in his hand. He wipes it on his face, soaking it red with blood, and holds it out towards the two men as the show goes off the air.


Overall: 79%

Attendance: 4013

TV Rating: 2.01

OK, now that kay fabe is out of the way, long story short, I've been sick this week, and have felt like hell. I have been forced to relocate at an undisclosed location, where EWR and writing shows is less than likely. You'll get to read my results soon enough, full of all the antics of Orton/Sting, Daniels/Styles, 2 Live kewl, Paul E. Dangerously, Comissioner Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and the rest.

Thanks for having the courtesty to give us a heads up at least. So, two episodes of Flood this weekend?

It's looking like a back-to-back show, rather than a two-hour super special.

Still missing Midwest, but I'm opening a new thread for this week.

7-22-06

Homicide vs. "Marvelous" Matt Striker
Homicide is proudly wearing his X Division belt. Get this, he's actually wearing it around his waist! Styles informs us that Matt Striker has asked to be called "Marvelous" Matt Striker. Ironically, he's dressed a lot like "Marvelous" Marc Mero. Will he start showing up with Sable soon? The match isn't a squash, but Homicide shows why he's wearing a belt.
WINNER: Homicide (56/57/70)

We like bloody chairs!
The British Invasion come out dressed as Axl Rotten & Balls Mahoney. (Nigel is Rotten, Burchill is Mahoney) They're carrying the chairs they stole from the Chair Swinging Freaks, and they're wearing torn t-shirts and jeans. They make fun of the face that the Freaks dress like homeless people, with Burchill commenting that they must not make that much money. Nigel says that they do, but they blow it on drugs and hospital bills. Burchill adds "And women. We spend it on women because otherwise they wouldn't touch us." Nigel then adds "Not even his mum would touch my Balls!" (meaning Mahoney. But I'm sure you knew that.) They make fun of the fact that the Freaks are too dumb to know how to properly use chairs, as instead of sitting on them, they use them to hit people. Nigel, as Axl, says "The only place I know where to sit is in a jail cell!" Burchill, as Balls, adds "I know where to sit at the homeless shelter!" By this time the Chair Swinging Freaks are out and angry, while the Brits are off and running. (60)

Eye for an eye....
James Mitchell is backstage with a shirtless Abyss. You can see that Abyss has an enormous amount of tackholes in his back. Mitchell says that he's counted them all. 132. Some of them bled, some of them didn't. But it doesn't matter. What matters is that Sunday night Abyss was given 132 battle wounds. Some may even leave scars. And it's all Batista's fault. But that's ok, says Mitchell. There will be many more opportunities to return the favor. Many more chances to make even with Batista. And Abyss will take advantage of every... single... one. Mitchell hopes that Batista knows a good Doctor. Because there are 132 "battle wounds" Abyss is ready to deliver. And they all have Batista's name on it. (67)

CM Punk vs. Sterling James Keenan
This match is a result of Punk's actions and comments Sunday night. And the fact that Keenan is aligned with Raven. Who hates Punk. Keenan taunts Punk by offering him a hit of an imaginary joint. Punk tells him to fuck off, and Keenan says "What's the matter, scared?". Punk flips him off. Already we see that Keenan is under Punk's skin. The two lock up. Keenan starts with the upper hand, and Punk earns the advantage back. He gets cocky, though, and loses the advantage to Keenan. Keenan asks Punk "Who's better than who now, bitch?" Jimmy Jacobs runs down to ringside, which causes boos, and Punk hops out of the ring. Jacobs tells Punk something. Punk looks concerned. Keenan taunts Punk. Punk looks at Keenan, then to the back. Punk tells Jacobs something, then climbs back in the ring. He and Keenan go at it, but Punk is distracted. Jacobs interferes, which pulls Raven from backstage. Punk gets the win by interference, but Raven runs Punk and Jacobs off. Punk really did look concerned about whatever Jacobs told him.
WINNER: CM Punk (58/59/72)

Number 2,615
Terry Funk comes to the ring and asks for a mic. He says that for his entire career, he's protected everyone he's ever met in a ring. He's never done anything to intentionally try and hurt anyone. But Sunday night he did just that. He intentionally made the effort to hurt Ken Kennedy. He knows Kennedy is an ass. Some people would even say that Ken Kennedy deserved it. But Terry Funk is a bigger man than that. And it's for that reason that Funk is announcing that he is retiring from NWA Midwest effective immediately.
WAIT JUST A CHEESE LOVING MINUTE!
Kennedy comes out. He can't believe it. Terry Funk is retiring because he gave Kennedy a bone bruise and a sprained ankle? Kennedy did that kind of damage giving swirlies to the Dungeons and Dragons playing, Star Wars watching geeks in high school. He can't believe that Terry Funk, the "Hardcore Icon," is afraid of hurting someone. Kennedy thinks this is a load of crap anyhow, as everyone knows Terry Funk won't retire for good. He'll come back in two weeks in some VFW hall in Texas so he can pay his utilities. He thinks the real reason Funk is retiring is because Funk is scared. Of KEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY... KENNEDY! Funk saw that Kennedy took him to his limits last Sunday, and that he had to try and hurt Kennedy to get out of getting his ass handed to him.
Funk says he's fought men that were ten times what Ken Kennedy thinks he is. He went toe to toe with Flair (WHOOOOOOO!), Race, Rhodes and Funk when they were in their primes. And Kennedy, no matter how good he'll get, will never lick their boots. Kennedy says it's funny, because Funk was licking his boots Sunday night when Kennedy laid him out on the mat. Funk looks Kennedy in the eye and says he's not scared of Kennedy. He's scared of what he'll do to Kennedy. Kennedy laughs and says "Well, now we'll never know. Go home and collect your Social Security, you geezer." To which Funk replies by kicking his ass. And applying a Spinning Toe Hold to Kennedy's bad ankle.
Guess Funk's not retiring after all..... (82)

Delirious, Konrad & Austin Lee vs. Jim E. Cornette's team
Jim E. Cornette comes out before the match and says that he wanted some mic time, and Roddy Piper gave it to him. He says he's seen a lot of wasted talent in his time, but he's made a decision that he won't let that happen in NWA Midwest. He's been in Mexico watching NWA Mexico's Trios Tournament, and he saw some talent there. He saw talent from every NWA Territory there is. He saw talent from NWA Midwest that he's barely even seen on NWA Midwest's TV show. He saw Chase Stevens, Andy Douglas & Paul London. They told him that the reason they were sent to the Trios Tournament was because they were told there "Wasn't anything for them" in NWA Midwest for the time being. He calls that a crock of Horses***. They were talented enough to get to the second round, which is more than he can say for the teams from NEW or Mid-Atlantic. He's in NWA Midwest because this is what wrestling SHOULD be. And to prove it, he's going to take The Naturals to the Tag Team Titles and Paul London as high as the high flyer can get.
Delirious, Konrad & Austin Lee vs The Naturals & Paul London
EL SQUASHO. But one that shows us that Cornette was right, these guys ARE talented.
WINNERS: The Naturals & Paul London (53/45/73)

Oh, SNAP!
Benoit is backstage. He tells Sabu that he's tired of Sabu getting in his way. Benoit wants a shot at the NWA Midwestern championship. So the next time he has to face Sabu, he won't go easy on him the way he did at Welcome to the Jungle. He'll go for the jugular. He'll break Sabu's neck AGAIN. And this time, Sabu won't be able to walk away from it. (82)

Batista vs. Bobby Roode
Batista offers Roode a handshake. Roode slaps it away. He wants NOTHING to do with Batista's friendly crap. The two start wrestling. Batista clearly has the experience edge. But Roode's temper catches Batista off guard. The two brawl for a bit, and Roode goes berserk. But Batista catches him with a Spinebuster and then a Batista Bomb to pull of the win.
WINNER: Batista (65/71/76)

Overall: 65

sorry about the lateness, my internet is spotty

NWA: Pushing The Limits presents Saturday Night Killing Spree

The show opens with no music, no video package, just a shot of Kurt Angle standing in front of his team for the 10 man tag match to decide the fate of PTL. In the background many of the PTL faithful wrestlers are looking on. The only ones fierce foursome located behind him are Bryan Danielson, Chris Hero, and The Hardy Boyz.

Angle: Last week we accepted the challenge of defending the honor of PTL for you fans. We know that there are some aspects of the new PTL under Mr. Backlund that we all find offensive, but we stand here ready to defend our home. We realize that we have the opportunity to build this territory from the ground up and become the best location for wrestling in the entire NWA. We have the talent here in PTL to put to shame places like NEW and CSW. We are the best there is in this organization. So, in a few minutes you will see us stepping into the ring against the goddamn rebels, led by Mr. Holier-than-Thou himself, Shawn Michaels. Guess what, HBK. You'll be serving out the rest of your contract under whatever gimmick we damn well feel like after we beat your asses into the ground.

Angle turns to his team standing behind him intently listening.

Angle: Let's go protect our home, boys!

The camera immediately cuts to an image of Shawn Michaels watching Angle and his team head off towards the ring on a monitor in his locker room. Standing next to him are his team, consisting of MNM, Jack Evans, and Matt Sydal.

Michaels: So, they think they can trap us here in this hellhole longer by beating us today? What do you boys say about that?

Evans: That (audio edit) is not happening. I'm not putting on that goddamn monkey suit again, boss.

Michaels looks at the rest of his proteges, all nodding along.

Michaels: (looking directly into the camera) Damn right we're not letting that happen. We are going to destroy this organization and everything it stands for right here tonight. Next time I talk to you, it will be as a free man.

The camera cuts away and we see Doink standing at ringside ready to announce this show.

Doink: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're about to witness the most important match in PTL history! I'm standing here, alone as you may have noticed, ready to announce tonight's show. I'm alone because my usual broadcast partner had travel issues, so I'm going to have to do this one solo, folks.

As doing talks the camera cuts to a shot of the PTL defender team walking towards the ring, no music, looking determined.

Doink:Don't adjust your sets, folks. This is going to be the first match of the night. After much discussion backstage, it was determined that we should put the 10 man match for the fate of PTL on the card first, because any matches to come after would be completely pointless if somehow the unthinkable happens, and HBK's team of miscreants wins the day.

First Match: 10 Man Elimination Tag to Determin the Fate of PTL
Shawn Michaels, Jack Evans, Matt Sydal, and MNM
vs
Kurt Angle, Bryan Danielson, Chris Hero, and The Hardy Boyz

Michaels and Angle start the match in the ring. The match is quite back and forth with Angle using his shoot wrestling skills to keep the quicker Michaels down with Michaels showing a shocking amount of mat skills himself, often beating Angle at his own game. These two men spend the first 25 minutes of the match trading moves and holds without tagging in any of their teammates. Michaels whips Angle into the ropes and doesn't see Matt Hardy make the blind tag on Angle's back. Michaels superkicks Angle as he comes off the ropes and heads towards the ropes. It looks like he's going to try for the big elbow. Hardy quickly jumps up and greets Michaels on the ropes and connects with a Twist of Fate off the top rope. M. Hardy quickly covers him and gets the three count.

Shawn Michaels eliminated at 26:04

Doink: Oh My God! Matt Hardy has just eliminated the leader of the Anti-PTL team! This is a devastating blow to that team!

Jack Evans charges in and starts taking it to M. Hardy after that. With the numbers game against them, the Anti-PTL faction begin relying on the fact that they consist of two seasoned teams. They begin to use classic tag techniques to seperate M. Hardy from his partners, cutting the ring in half. They are able to keep Hardy in and on the defensive for upwards of 4 minutes, following the elimination of their leader. At the 10 minute mark, M. Hardy begins to mount a comeback and is able to break away from the Anti-PTL team and get a tag to his brother Jeff. However, in a classic move, Johnny Nitro had called the ref over and therefore the tag was not seen. While the ref goes over to push J. Hardy back out of the ring and starts jawing with the PTL team as they complain about the constant doubleteaming, Matt Sydal pops onto the apron holding the ring bell and cracks M. Hardy over the head with it. Evans covers as the Anti-PTL team yell for the ref. He counts the three before the PTL team can react.

Matt Hardy eliminated at 31:34

Doink: Those goddamn thugs have evened up the odds, but only through cheating. Those sons of bitches!

Jeff Hardy charges into the match, attacking Jack Evans like a man possessed. While he takes it to Evans, his teammates charge across the ring and Hero leaps over the ropes and takes out both MNM while Angle locks a rear naked choke on Sydal outside the ring. Danielson stands on the middle rope looking down at the chaos below him. While this all goes on, Jeff Hardy lays out Jack Evans with an implant DDT and climbs to the top. J. Hardy nails the Swanton and gets a quick three count.

Jack Evans elminated at 32:58

Doink: There may be a God after all, folks! PTL has the numbers advantage again!

Kurt Angle hears the announcement and rolls the limp body of Matt Sydal into the ring for J. Hardy to dispose of. Danielson continues standing on the ropes looking down over the carnage outside the ring as Angle moves to where MNM are mounting a small amount of offense against Hero and begins taking it to Nitro. Danielson climbs out of the ring and stands nearby waiting for his assistance to be needed. Meanwhile, in the ring, Hardy approaches the lifeless body of Sydal and begins to pick him up by the hair. Sydal suddenly shows life and grabs Hardy and rolls him up in a small package for the quick pin.

Jeff Hardy eliminated at 33:15

Doink: That dirty scoundrel was playing possum! He suckered Jeff Hardy in!

MNM have finally seperated themselves from Hero and Angle and team PTL begins to head back to their corner as Angle slides in and latches on the rear naked choke that he had just used outside the ring to incapacitate Sydal minutes earlier. MNM start to enter the ring for the save, but they are quickly intercepted by Hero and Danielson and sent back out of the ring as Sydal taps out.

Matt Sydal eliminated at 33:57

Doink: Wow! This action has become fast and furious. And now it's MNM vs. Chris Hero, Bryan Danielson, and Chris Hero. You've got to love our chances!

Johnny Nitro steps into the ring to stare down Kurt Angle. Angle has a smile on his face as his two remaining team members step into the ring behind him. He glances at each of them, a somewhat confused look, but after Danielson nods at Nitro, he smiles and turns his attention back to their opponents. As soon as Angle refocuses on Nitro, Danielson wraps his arms around him and nails a German Suplex out of nowhere. Hero then picks up Angle and nails a Hero's Welcome. Nitro then slides over and gets the quick three count.

Kurt Angle eliminated at 34:59

Doink: What the hell?!? What is going on here?

Bryan Danielson lays down on his back as Nitro covers him for the three count.

Bryan Danielson eliminated at 35:15

Doink: What the hell are these ungrateful little brats doing?!? Goddamn it!

Chris Hero quickly follows suit and lays down for Nitro to get the 3 count.

Chris Hero eliminated at 35:27

Bryan Danielson grabs a microphone, as we see the eliminated members of the Anti-PTL team returning to the ring.

Danielson: Did anybody actually believe that I would stand here and let this mockery of a sport that I love be the holder of my contract? Did you really think I'd sell my soul to PTL, the absolute worst example of "sports entertainment" to ever exist? Well, then you were all just as stupid as Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund! Chris Hero, Bryan Danielson, Jack Evans, Matt Sydal, Johnny Nitro, Joey Mercury...We are the future of professional wrestling. We don't belong in this three ring circus.

Shawn Michaels comes over and embraces his trainee, Danielson. He takes the microphone from him.

Michaels: You're right, Bryan. But you forgot something. As of this moment, PTL no longer exists.

Michaels looks directly at the camera that has climbed into the ring to get better footage.

Michaels: And this is PTL signing off!

Michaels superkicks the TV and the screen goes to static.

July 22, 2006 - Taped Date
July 28, 2006 - Air Date

NWA: Mid-Atlantic's Saturday Night Flood
Commentary by Jim Ross and Commissioner Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

Rey Mysterio def. Jay Lethal at 6:14 with the 619 when Dan Severn interfered in the match and hit a break-breaker on Lethal and went to the ropes to get up. After the match, Severn continued to attack Lethal and used Mysterio as a battering ram into Lethal. Severn grabbed a steel folding chair hitting Lethal on the chest. Severn left the ring with Lethal grabbing his chest.
**
69/49/89


2 Live Kewl def. Lacey's Angels at 5:56 when Colt hit the Colt 45 on Izzy, and Scotty 2 Hotty followed up with the Worm. As 2 Live Kewl played to the crowd, The Backseat boyz tried to ambush them. 2 Live Kewl were prepared and immediately got the upper-hand. Backseat Boyz realizing their attack didn't go so well, slid out of the an ran back to the locker room; which, left more time for 2 Live Kewl to play to the crowd and give high fives with everyone at ringside.
**1/4
73/61/86


:Paul E. Dangerously is backstage with The Heart Throbs.:

Dangerously: Antonio, Romeo, it's time to get serious. Master and Commander is only eight days away. Last month you lost your tag team straps to The Outsiders, and it's been a month too long without them; so, it's time to get those belts back. Everyone says you beat the Outsiders on a fluke. They say you won the belts because The Outsiders wrestled twice already before they took on you for the tag team titles; but no, you were just that damn good. So, let's prove to everyone that The Heart Throbs is not an underdog team. We are going to prove to everyone that you are the greatest tag team in the Mid-Atlantic today. You may have losed the tag team titles, but that was before you signed me on as your manager. Week-after-week I've been watching The Outsiders tell you exactly when to strike. The Outsiders haven't expected you once, even with me at ringside.

Dangerously: So, as for you Hall and Nash, I've been making some calls on my cell phone! I've been checking around! Everyone saw ho you won those belts at Master of the Mid-Atlantic! We saw your cheating ways and we're going to take those belts back. Outsiders, watch your backs. Come Master and Commander, those belts will be back on The Heart Throbs!
82


The Boogey Man and Ultimate Warrior def. Abdullah The Butcher and Chris Masters at 8:51 when Ultimate Warrior pinned Masters with the Ultimate Bomber Pin.
**1/4
73/72/75


Val Venis def. Chavo Guerrero via Disqualification at 5:43 when Steven Richards casually walked in the ring with a chair and hit Venis across the face. Chavo stared at Richards with a bewildered look. Richards then hit Chavo across the face with the chair. Venis stumbled getting up, but noticed Richards had his back turned looking at the chair-struck Chavo Guerrero. Venis turned Richards around and gave big boot to Richards while he had the chair-up.
**3/4
78/75/81


:Christian Cage comes out to the ring.:

Cage: Hey Cena, where you at? You in the NEW again this week? Hey Cena, where you at? By JBL you got beat. Cena, where you at? Cena, I know you back there - so get out here!

:Out comes mini-Cena, a Cena midget look-alike.:

Cage: I knew you were here Cena.

Mini-Cena: Yo'! Yo'! Yo'! West Newbury, represent! I love the NEW! NEW, where wrestlers are thrown in vats of ice cream and we find it humorous! NEW, where every outsider is fed to JBL for our fine delicacy. NEW, where I'll never win a match.

Cage: Yes Cena, that is a right. You're going to lose every night. Cena, you're gonna make me the most fella! I have an Unprettier about to follow.

Mini-Cena: WHAT?!

:Christian Cage puts Mini-Cena in the Unprettier.:

Cage: Cena, Master and Commander is next week, this is my throw-down: Cena and Cage one-on-one until one is beat; I'm taking you to town. Go get Master and Commander tickets to see this NEW wannabe and me where-ever tickets are sold, this is Christian Cage and this is my Unprettier :points to Mini John Cena: because that's how I roll.
97

Kane def. Goldberg at with the Choke Slam at 13:17. After the match Hogan jumped Kane and started Hulking-up. When Hogan went to go for a Big Boot on Kane, Kane caught his leg and pulled him into a Chokeslam and laid him out.
****
91/92/90

Randy Orton and Christopher Daniels def. Sting and AJ Styles at 9:09 when Daniels hit Styles with the Angel's Wing when Sting was holding Daniels down so Styles could hit the moonsault on Daniels. Instead, Styles kicked Sting in the back of the head, knocking him down and out of the ring, leaving Styles alone in the ring.
***3/4
86/88/83

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