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Goat - January 12, 2005 12:04 AM (GMT)
With the recent rating decline in the World Wrestling Entertainment, Vince has been search everywhere to find a good booker. In August 2004 he found that man. Shane Day Shane has been in control of WWE since August 2004, and has been a fan friendly booker. However thigs have been chaging. With big stars morale low he has to pull out some new talent. It doesn't help that rating are decling, can he pull the WWE out?

Heel
Face
Tweeners


Aj Styles
Al Snow
Batista
Billy Kidman
Bradshaw
Brock Lesnar
Bubba Ray Dudley
Charlie Haas
Chris Benoit
Chris Jericho
Christian
Chuck Plumbo
Doug Basham
Danny Basham
D-Von Dudley
Edge
Eddie Gurrero
Eric Bischoff
Funaki
Garrison Cade
Goldust
Jamie Noble
John Cena
Kane
Kurt Angle
Lance Storm
Matt Hardy
Nunzio
Paul Heyman
Paul London
Randy Orton
Raven
Rene Dupree
Rey Mysterio
Rhyno
Ric Flair
Rico
RVD
Sean O'Haire
Shannon Moore
Shawn Michaels
Shelton Bejamin
Spike Dudley
Spanky
Sylvan Greiner
Tajiri
Tazz
The Rock
Tommy Dreamer
Triple H
Ultimo Dragon
William Regal

Stables- Evolution- Triple H, Ric Flair, Bastista, Temporary Leader-Christian

Tag Teams
-Bashman Brothers
-Dudley Boyz
-Human Hi-Lite Reels (Rey and RVD)
-La Resistance
-Mattitude
-God's Team
-The Phenominals (Eddie and Aj)
-TWGTT

Injuries
Triple H- Torn Calf- Duration- 9 months
Rob Van Dam- Neck- Duration- 4 Months
Ric Flair- Torn Bicep- 9 Months
Bubba Ray Dudley- Broken Leg- Duration- 6 Months
Tommy Dreamer- Torn Calf- Duration- 9 Months



Champions

World Heavyweight Champion- Chris Jericho
United States Champion- Randy Orton
Intercotinetal Champion- Aj Styles
WWE Tag Team Champions- Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit

Feuds and History
World Heavyweight Champion
Aj Styles vs. Chris Jericho (Champion)
History- Chris Jericho has been champion since November 2004, after he won it from Triple H. With key feud wins against The Rock, Kane and Kurt Angle a new lion steps up to the plate. Aj Styles the reiging Intercontiental Champion is ready to main event and he gets the biggest show of the year to do it at.

The Rock vs. HBK
History- No real history here, The Rock came off a feud lost against a heel Randy Orton, and in time he turned heel to win a feud over another main eventer (John Cena) Rock has suffered a loss to Jerihco. HBK hasn't been featured on programming since his Armageddon lost to Triple H so his morale is pretty low.

Charlie Haas vs. Matt Hardy
History- This Feud began as just a thrown together Raw match, with Matt winning by cheating. The fans loved it and are now getting more of it. Charlie Haas has been really getting under the skin of Matt, most recently causing him to lose the Criuserweight title to Juvi Gurrera.

Rhyno vs. Randy Orton
History- Randy Orton defending US Champion. With one big loss on his record and that's from his last feud with Triple H. Rhyno hasn't been used much, but hes due for a push

Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin and Brock Lesnar
History- Feud bulit off pure skill, with Charlie Haas competiing in singles matches, Shelton has went out a recruited an old friend former Minnesota teammate Brock Lesnar. Can The Streching Crew defeat God's Team

Goat - January 12, 2005 12:34 AM (GMT)

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Smackdown Preview

Aj Styles vs. Shelton Bejamin for the IC Title.
Matt Hardy vs. Juvi Gurrera for the Cruiserweight Title
Eddie Gurrero vs. Randy Orton for the Us Title.
Main Event- The Rock vs. Kurt Angle- # 1 Contendors match.

Also...the temporary Evloution leader, Christian promises some big changes in the stable.  Next chapter in Charlie Haas and Matt Hardy feud. And the contract signing for HBK Shawn Michaels vs. The Rock at Wrestlemnia



QUOTE
WWE Press Release

Former WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar was released earlier today. This comes as a surprise to most people as Brock appered to be happy. WWE wishes him the best of luck.

Credit- Wrestlingexposed.com


Event- WWE Smackdown
Date- Febuary 18, 2005
Location- Portland, Oregon

Juvi Guerrera vs Matt Hardy Version 1.0.

Match Background: This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title. Juvi Guerrera has been WWE Cruiserweight champion since 10 February 2005.

The Match: Bad case of WWE trying to boost their Cruiserweight divison with the trouble maker Juvi. Matt Hardy took control of the match and never looked back. Juvi was released shortly after the match. Haas and Hardy brawled after the match.

My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get.

Rating- 83

*Commercial*

Matt Hardy is backstage furious about what just happened.

Matt Hardy: This has to end. Smackdown two weeks from tonight I want you Haas, in a falls count anywhere match. Wanna screw with me during my matches? You get your chance two weeks from tonight.

Rating- 82

Shelton Benjamin is seen roaming the hallways, and he gets approached by one half of the tag team champions, Chris Benoit. Benoit and Shelton beging to brawl uncontrollbly with Benoit using a steel chair on Benjamin's ankle. Benjamin was rushed to the hospitial.

Thoughts: I smell a No Way Out match.

Rating- 76

*Commercial*

We return to see Eric Bischoff in his office.

Eric Bischoff- Since Shelton has been take to a local hospital, and since the fans were promised a IC title match they are going to get one. Chris Benoit vs. AJ Styles, and it's next.

Rating- 74

AJ Styles vs Chris Benoit.

Match Background: This match is for the WWE Intercontinetal title. AJ Styles has been WWE Intercontinetal champion since 06 January 2005.

The Match: Great, great match. Back and forth action all over the place. Match came to an end when Benoit was caught using the Brass Knucks. A furious Benoit attacked the ref after the match.

My Opinion: A **** rating is well deserved for the competitors in this match.

Rating- 90

Chris Jericho is seen backstage. He delivers a strong promo.

Chris Jericho- Aj Styles. Last month you debut here in the WWE claming you were going to do great things. You have been marvelous, but Y2J doesn't consider you big time untill you win a world title. And incase you are blind or in denial look around my waist. Yeah thats right junior, THE World Heavyweight Champion. And if you are so good here's an open chanllenge, next week on Raw, IC Champ vs World Champ, Aj Styles vs Chris Jericho. Think about it daddio.

Eric Bischoff comes running up.

Eric Bischoff- You can have your match Chris, but under one condition, you and AJ can't have any physical interaction, if so you will be stripped and he will suspened.

Rating- 91

Christian is backstage.

Christian- I promised big think for Evolution and here it goes. Since Triple H is out with a torn calf he has given me control of Evolution. First thing is first. Ric Flair...your're old, nasty and useless to young studs like us. So don't bother coming back when you get off the injury line old man. And of course we need a replacement for Ric Flair, and that's when I look to the man I came here with, my brother Edge! *A repackage Edge comes out in a suit and short blonde hair, Christian, Edge, and Bastista embrace as a commerical comes*

Rating- 84

*Commercial*

Eddie Guerrero vs Randy Orton.

Match Background: This match is for the WWE United States title. Randy Orton has been WWE United States champion since 10 October 2004.

The Match: Not a bad match for Orton and Eddie. Pretty even throughout untill Rhyno hit the ring causing mass destruction. Ended in a double DQ. Rhyno vs Eddie vs Orton anyone?

Rating- 82

My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2.

John Cena is backstage. He's got a few word for Kurt Angle.

John Cena- YO YO YO YO! I've got a message for Kurt Angle. I know you attacked me last week, because I posed a threat to you and Benoit, but next week here on SMACKDOWN, you and Benoit will defend those strap against me and a suprise partner. WORD MOTHERFREAKIN LIFE!

Rating- 82

*Commercial*

Kurt Angle vs The Rock.
Match Background: None.

The Match: Heel vs Heel match here. Good match from these two as always. Ending came with Angle making the Rock submit to the Ankle Lock after HBK interference.

My Opinion: I really shouldn't drink when I'm reviewing matches. Especially with Scotsman, I can't drink nearly as much, so I try too hard. It was either ** or ****, but I guess I'll have to compromise and say ***. Makes Angle look strong for Cena next week.

Rating- 85

SamoaRowe - January 12, 2005 07:08 PM (GMT)
My only really big suggestion is to be careful with how you book the main eventers on your television shows. Orton/Guerrero, Rock/Angle, and Styles/Benoit would all be good main events for pay-per-views. Keep up the good work and keep the updates coming B)

Goat - January 13, 2005 10:08 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
WWE RAW Preview

After winning the a numbers contendors match, by beating The Rock with a little help from HBK, Kurt Angle faces Chris Jericho for the World Heavyweight Title, and just to add a little fuel to the fire, Aj Styles is the guest referee, will Aj be able to keep his hands of Y2J?

Also.. a HUGE six-man tag match is taken place here tonight. The Rock, Rhyno, and Chris Benoit vs. Randy Orton, John Cena, and Eddie Gurrero.

Plus much, much more.

Spike TV 8/9 Central.


Superstar Arrival

A limo pulls up outside, and out steps The Rock. He looks around, then heads for the locker rooms.

Aj Styles vs. Christian

Match Background: This match is for the WWE Intercontinetal title. AJ Styles has been WWE Intercontinetal champion since 06 January 2005.

The Match: Aj Styles wins cleanly after a Styles Clash. A bitter Christian attacked Aj after the match and had to be restrained. Average match

Winner- Aj Styles

My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4.

Overall- 71%

Stable full of surprises.

Evloution is seen backstage

Christian- Look, I'm going to make this short and sweet. Aj just beat me, and I want everyone to know that it isn't going to be like this. On Smackdown, I will debut a new memeber of Evolution that will surely make Triple H proud.

Matt Hardy Version 1.0 vs Shelton Benjamin.

Match Background: Matt Hardy Version 1.0 is the reigning WWE Cruiserweight champion, and has been since 17 February 2005. Haas and Matt Hardy are feuding

The Match: Great match, but not as good as the Haas vs Hardy series. Haas came down and attemped to distract Hardy (aren't they suppose to be faces!) But the plan backfired. V1 won with a roll up

Winner- Matt Hardy

My Opinion: They definitely need to hook up again, I don't care what anyone says. ***1\2

Rocky Talking Some Trash

The Rock is backstage.

The Rock- Finally The Rock has come back to Calirfornia.... And The Rock just found out this week that at Wrestlemania 21, The Rock will go face to face with HBK for the first time. Now The Rock is definately looking forward to Wrestlemania, but right now The Rock has a big match, excuse me Jabroni.

The Rock, Chris Benoit, and Rhyno vs John Cena, Randy Orton, and Eddie Guerrero.

Match Background: Randy Orton is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 10 October 2004.

The Match: Randy Orton and Rhyno worked well in the macth when in the ring with each other. Ending came when HBK once again stuck his nose in Rock's business connecting the SCM as Earl Hebner was distracted by Cena. Eddie hit the frogsplash for the win.

My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get.

Winners- Randy Orton, John Cena, and Eddie Gurrero.

Eric Bischoff in his office.

Eric Bischoff: I told Chris Jericho that he could have Aj one on one, but after Kurt's win over The Rock on Smackdown he is inline for a shot at the title. So next we will see Kurt Angle vs Chris Jericho with Aj Styles as the GUEST REFEREE!

Kurt Angle vs Chris Jericho.

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. AJ Styles will be the referee for this match. This match is for the World Heavyweight title. Chris Jericho has been World Heavyweight champion since 07 November 2004. Aj is inline for a title shot.

Match: Great match. Impartial officating for the most part by Aj Styles.Typical match from these two. Ending came when Kurt Angle missed a top rope moonsault, and he and Jericho were both knocked out. In a move that suprised people Styles pulled Jericho on top of Angle and made the 3 count. Styles was put in the ankle lock as the show went of the air, as Jericho grabbed his title and left. Weird...

My Opinion: Great match, it deserves every snowflake its getting. ****1\4

Winner- Y2J Chris Jericho

Goat - January 13, 2005 10:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
Smackdown Preview

Rhyno, has been making a huge impact here to try to get a shot at US Champion Randy Orton, well he finally has it. Randy Orton vs. Rhyno the US Title this Thursday.

Also, Eric Bischoff feels that Aj Styles needs a warm up match, so this week he defends against his IC TItle against up and commer Bastista.

Plus HBK vs. Rock, contract signing for Wrestlemania 21.

UPN 7/8 Central

Goat - January 15, 2005 12:05 AM (GMT)
WWE Smackdown
Dallas Texas
Febuary 25, 2005

AJ Styles vs Batista.

Match Background: Warm up Wrestlemania match. This match is for the WWE Intercontinetal title. AJ Styles has been WWE Intercontinetal champion since 06 January 2005.

The Match: I guess this guy thought that since Aj vs Abyss was good, that Batista vs Aj automatically = good. WRONG! Not a horrible match. Started out with Batista dominating and Aj doing the typical come from behind win. A spot that stood out to me what Aj reversing the Batista Bomb into a DDT. Styles wins cleanly (did I just say that in WWE programming) with a Styles Clash. The bitter Evolution leader, Christian, ran down and he and Batista beat on the Phenominal one

Winner- Aj Styles via. Styles Clash

My Opinion: **1/4 rating for this one. Scott Keith may say that it's 'Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling', but not for me, buddy. Got to work harder to impress me.

So Many Questions So Little Time.

Christian and Batista walk into the Evolution lockerroom.

Edge- So bro, whose the new Edgeolution member?

Batista- Yeah you've keep it for long enough, shed some light on it.

Christian- Chill..I got it under control I'm actually meeting him later tonight. H, is going to love it.

Edge- Sweet, Christian you're the grea...

Batista- Wait a minute. Trips apporoves of this?

Christian- Of course, okay I'll tell you who he is.

::Christian whispers in Batista and Edge's ear::

Batista- You've got to be [Explecitive] me....


Eric Bischoff Makes Wrestlemaina Annoucement

Eric Bischoff- With Mania being two weeks away I think I need to shed a little light on the card. At Wrestlemania, your Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle will pull double duty. Not only will he defend the tag titles with Chris Benoit, BUT he will also meet the Doctor of Thugonomics himself, John Cena!

Kurt Angle backstage talking with Chris Benoit

Kurt- What in the hell is wrong with Bishcoff? Bad enough I have to face hoodlums at the biggest show EVER, and now we defend our titles!

Chris Benoit- Relax, Kurt we held on to these titles for 6 months without losing them, what's one night?

Kurt Angle- You're right I got ahead of myself...Whooo okay....I'm cool. Im going to break Cena's ankle in the match tonight. Wait I have an idea, next week one of us will meet Cena, and I pick you. Chris Benoit vs. John Cena on Raw, yea don't thank me right now Chris.

::Angle walks out::

Chris Benoit- American idoit...


My Thoughts: Since when do wrestlers make matches?

Raven vs Eddie Guerrero.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Good match for both men who are passed their prime. Trademark moves from both in a pretty even match. This match was under Raven's Rules™ so it got a little garabitchy (is that a word) good non the less. Win came when Eddie hit the three amigos and the Frogsplash for a CLEAN win.

Winner- Eddie Guerrero via. Frog Splash

My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better, and another clean win on WWE tv. ***

Olympic Sized Words for an Olympian

[i]John Cena- WHATSUP CHAIN GANG!!! The Champ is HERE! Well I see Bisch than signed a match for me vs. baldy. That's exactly what I want to hear. When I get him the ring one on one it going to be a helluva a beating for the Olympic Crybaby. Yo, the match is next I'm out!

Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, and The Rock vs John Cena, Shelton Benjamin, and Charlie Haas.

Match Background: The Rock and Kurt had a #1 contendors match last week, forced to work together this week. Angle and Cena have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. God's Team are the reigning WWE Tag Team champions, and have been since 17 January 2005. TWGTT is trying to make a claim to the tag titles.

The Match: Match of the night so far. Whenever Angle, Benoit, Shelton, and Haas it's guranteed to be good. Cena and Rocky didn't do so bad either. It helped put over the Angle and Cena feud, and it showed us a POSSIBLE preview for the TWGTT vs God's Team match. That pesky Matt Hardy came down and ended the clean match streak hitting Haas with a chair. Benoit climbed the top, and hit the diving headbutt for the three on Haas. I enjoyed the hell out of this match but I'm a little confused as to why Hardy was around the main event talent like Rock, Benoit, and Angle. He hasn't hit that level yet.

Winners- Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, and The Rock.

My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get.

Rhyno vs Randy Orton.

Match Background: Rhyno and Orton are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE United States title. Randy Orton has been WWE United States champion since 10 October 2004.

The Match: Another above average match. Orton and Rhyno did pretty damn good. Rhyno nailed the GORE! early in the match crowd thought it was over, but Orton got a foot on the rope. Later in the match Randy nailed the R.K.O. but Rhyno responded with his foot on the rope. Ending came when Eddie G, much like Rhyno last week attacked both partcipants. Seemed as if it's set in stone for Orton vs Eddie vs Rhyno.

No Contest

My Opinion: I really shouldn't drink when I'm reviewing matches. Especially with Scotsman, I can't drink nearly as much, so I try too hard. It was either ** or ****, but I guess I'll have to compromise and say ***.

Christian's Motive?

Christian is seen walking into the World Champ's Chris Jerichos lockerrom.

Contract Signing

The Rock and HBK have the contract singing. The Rock as usual was gold in this. He and HBK are delivering some of the best promos in a long time. Ended like all comtract signings. Rock signed first as HBK was about to sign the Rock gave HBK a Rock Bottom to hell (Thanks J.R) as payback for HBK's weeks of getting under The Rock's skin.

End Show

Goat - January 15, 2005 12:15 AM (GMT)
I was just wondering if anyone is reading this? Feedback would be appreciated.

Mad Dog - January 15, 2005 01:41 AM (GMT)
I'm checking it out. Just need more shows to really see where you're headed with things.

Goat - January 15, 2005 06:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
WWE RAW

Raw originates live from Salt Lake City, Utah this week. After shocking actions by Chrisitan, going into Jericho's lockerrom has led fans to think that he may be the 4th Evolution member. Has Y2J sold out? Also the Shawn Michaels and Rock feud reached an all time high. With Rock giving a little payback to HBK. Find out what happens this Monday!

Schedule Matches: Aj Styles vs. Rhyno and Chris Benoit vs John Cena.


QUOTE
WWE Press Release.

Glen Jacobs has been released from his contract. After constant problems the WWE finally gave him a release. We wish him the best.


QUOTE
WWE Royal Rumble Out On DVD

WWE has set a release date for Royal Rumble 2005. The card featured...

30 Man Royal Rumble
World Heavyweight Title Match: Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho©
WWE United States Championship: Randy Orton© vs. Batista
WWE Cruiserweight Championship- Rey Mysterio© vs. Paul London
Eddie Gurrero vs. Chris Benoit
The World's Greatest Tag Team vs. Mattitude

Extras Include:

Exclusive interview with the Rumble winner: Aj Styles
Post Match Comments: Mattitude, Randy Orton, Batista, D-Von Dudley, Spike Dudley, John Cena, Hurricane, Nunzio, Edge and Chris Jericho
Bonus Match: WWF Championship: Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels© Royal Rumble 1998

Goat - January 16, 2005 11:14 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
Rock Only Working 3 Dates in 2005?

With The Rock's movie career heating up he has warned the WWE that he will only be able to work the "big" shows. I take it that he means Wrestlemania, Summerslam, and Survivor Series. When at these shows expect him to put over a younger star"

Credit: www.wrestlingexposed.com



I should have RAW up in a few hours...

Goat - January 19, 2005 01:12 AM (GMT)
WWE RAW
Date- N/A
Location- Salt Lake City, Utah


Opening RAW pyro goes off, as fans take their seat waiting for action packed Raw.

Hurricane vs Matt Hardy Version 1.0.

Match Background: This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 has been WWE Cruiserweight champion since 17 February 2005.

Matt “the savior or the Cruiserweight division” Hardy vs. “The most under utilized wrestler in the WWE, Hurricane. Whenever you have those to in the ring it’s bound to be good, and it was simply beautiful. Hurricane got a ton of offense in, but Hardy took control of the match at the end. He wins cleanly with a Twist Of Fate. Nice to see Hardy getting some clean win in preparation for his meeting with Haas coming up.

Winner: Matt Hardy

My Opinion: A ****3/4 rating for a great match. Close, but not 5 stars.

Evolution Shows Austin Whose Boss

Steve Austin is in the ring, schedule to make an announcement regarding retirement, when Evolution run down and hit the ring. On the command of Christian, they attack and do a beat-down. When Christian is satisfied with the beating, they back off and Christian grabs the mic.

Christian: WHOA, whoa. That’s enough ‘Tista. I said that’s enough. Toughest sonuvabitch huh? Well he looks like Evolution’s bitch. Now that the, has been has been removed, let’s focus on our newest Evolution member, CHRIS JERICHO!

(Chris Jericho comes to the ring, storming mad with chair in hand. Jericho swings the chair aiming for anything that moves. Evolution scatters as Jericho grabs a mic.

Chris Jericho: You wanna play games, huh, Captain Charisma? Christian you know damn well I wasn’t in my locker room when you went in there. I was with Eric Bischoff, asking for a special stipulation my match with Aj Styles. I would like to call, Eric out right now to clear that up…

(Eric Bischoff comes to the ring, and stands on the ramp with Evolution)

Erich Bischoff: Jericho WAS with me Christian, but he left a little bit before you entered his dressing room. Jericho, I’m not going to accuse you of being Evolution, but I want you to prove your loyalty. Tonight, Christian and the Evolution member he chooses will take on, you and a partner of your choosing, in the main event.

(Eric Bischoff leaves as Evolution smile at the top of the ramp. Evolution eventually walks backstage followed by Jericho.)

Chris Benoit vs John Cena.

Match Background: Order by Eric Bischoff as a request from Kurt Angle.

The Match: Even the godly, Benoit can’t get *** from Cena. Not a HORRIBLE match, but it could have been better. Cena got his typical offense in, Five Knuckle Shuffle, and several other ridiculous moves, but Benoit dominated for the most part. Ending came when Kurt Angle came down to the ring and distracted John Cena, Benoit hit a low blow and a German Suplex with a bridge for the 3.

Winner: Chris Benoit

My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2.

Angry Beast

Rhyno, is seen pacing back and forth in his dressing room.

Rhyno: AHHH, ORTON…Pretty, boy… I envy you. You have what I want. I’m jealous, not because of the women, clothes and the good looks…it’s because of that [Expletive] tile. I want the US title, and I’m going to GORE everyone until I get my way.

Tricks Up The Sleeve

We join the cameraman in Evolution’s locker room.

Christian: Come on guys; get your head in the game. Tonight we got Jericho and a mystery partner…

Batista: Is there a reason you lied to us last week? You said you had Jericho in your back pocket…well to be honest I’m sort of glad, he isn’t Evolution. He just isn’t Evolution material…

Edge: Rather you like him or not he would be an asset to us…

Christian: I didn’t lie to anyone, me and Jericho did in fact have dinner, and I did throw around the idea about him being in Evolution, but now’s not the time. We got him in a match...but I have a strange feeling that Jericho knows what’s best. Come on Tista, let’s get ready for the match.



Eric makes a Wrestlemania Annoucment

Eric Bishcoff comes out from behind the curtain with no entrance music, and a very irate look on his face. He gets in the ring, and grabs a microphone.

Eric Bischoff- With Wrestlemania on the horizon, only 3 matches have been signed, Chris Jericho vs. Aj Styles, The Rock vs. HBK Shawn Michaels, and John Cena vs. Kurt Angle. I think it’s time to shed some light on the card… Much like Eddie Guerrero, Rhyno, states a good case for the United States title. In 13 days from now, Randy Orton will defend the US Title against, Rhyno and Eddie Guerrero. Also a major announcement I received, The Game, Triple H will be at Wrestlemania. I have one more major announcement, The World’s Greatest Tag Team finally gets a shot at the WWE Tag Team titles, as we have the first ever Tag Team Submission match.

Rhyno vs AJ Styles.

Match Background: This match is for the WWE Intercontinetal title. AJ Styles has been WWE Intercontinetal champion since 06 January 2005.

The Match: I’ll give anything **** after the lack of wrestling on this show. Another above average match by Aj Styles, this seems to be a trend when Aj is in the ring. Rhyno is ready to set up in the WWE and should be pushed a little. He played a total bad ass heel, and gave Aj a run for his money. That darn Eddie G. ruined this match (never thought I’d day that) as he came to scout out Rhyno. Rhyno as everyone knows as a short tempered and was side tracked by Eddie. This allows Aj to hit the Styles Clash for the 3. Knocked off * for Eddie presence.

Winner: Aj Styles.

My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4

In Need Of A Friend

Chris Jericho is walking through the corridor is search of a tag team partner.

Chris Jericho: How’s everything Rey?

Rey Mysterio: Good, and yourself man?

Chris Jericho: Great…well I’m sure you know why I’m here.

Rey Mysterio: Yea, about you and me teaming against Evolution…I just don’t know if I can do it…

Chris Jericho: Is there a problem?

Rey Mysterio: Well to be honest Chris, right now you aren’t the most trustworthy person here.

Chris Jericho: So now you turn your back on me?! I don’t need you anyway, I have what I need around my waist!


(Chris Jericho walks a little further down...he runs into Randy Orton)

Chris Jericho: Hey Randy, how’s life treating you?

Randy Orton: I’m not doing it Chris…I’ve got bigger fish to fry. In case you haven’t noticed, you got something I want back, that World Title. I have no time to worry about being double crossed by you.

Chris Jericho: You are just like the rest of them, Randy. Young, cocky and there heads shoved up their….


(Rhyno comes flying into the screen and Gores Randy Orton. Orton rolls around in pain as Rhyno breathes heavily over him)

Chris Jericho: ASSES!

Rock Hits Rock Bottom

The Rock is in the ring. Shawn Michaels comes out, and attacks. Shawn Michaels gets the upper hand. The Rock is in trouble. Rock Bottom!!! That shook the ring. Shawn Michaels stole the finisher of The Rock and used it on him!

HBK Shawn Michaels: 2 years ago, I told another young lion this when I was going to face him at Wrestlemania XIX, get ready Rocky, because I'm coming for a FIGHT

Evolution (Christian and Batista) vs. Chris Jericho and N/A

(Aj Styles down the ramp climbs into the ring and grabs a mic.)

Aj Styles: Jericho, I hate you with a passion, but there are only three people I hate more, Christian, Edge and Batista. I hear by declare MYSELF as your partner, whether you like it or not. Bring out those Evolution punks!

Match Background: Controversy galore surrounds this match. Let me break it down to you. Christian falsely (or did he) accused Chris Jericho of talking with Evolution. Jericho who denies it takes exception to this and challenges Evolution to a match. Christian and Batista will represent Evolution, while Jericho is teaming with Aj Styles. Okay it gets real confusing from here. Aj will challenge Jericho for the World Title at Wrestlemania. A few weeks back Aj had a one on one match with Christian where he won, but Batista and Edge ran down, and along with Christian issued a beat down.

Match: Aj starts out the match with Christian. As they go back and forth for awhile. Christian then tags Batista, Batista then tags Christian, Christian tags Batista, Batista tag Christian…you get my point. Aj Styles worked the ENTIRE match. The crowd got behind him as he is SUPER over. Aj carried Batista and Christian to a *** match after he wrestled Rhyno. At one point in the match, Aj nailed Batista AND Christian with a Styles Clash, and cue the Edge run it…Edge runs in and brawls with Aj, as Jericho remains a spectator. The referee calls for a dis qualification. Edge and Batitsa make their way to their feet, and begins the beat down. Jericho finally enters the ring as the crowd ERUPTS. Evolution scatters as Jericho is standing the ring alone with Aj Styles. Jericho then does something shocking as he TURNS on Aj Styles. Jericho kicks Styles in the gut, as the rest of Evolution come into the ring. They begin a 4 on 1 beat down on a helpless Aj. Jericho grabs the World Title, and nails Styles with it. The show goes of the air as the “New” Evolution stands on the ramp with their hands up, getting showered with BOOS.

Winner(s): No Contest

My Opinion: Nothing much to say about this one- *** Glad this wasn’t Rey Rey. Well great turn in my opinion…no doubt helped Aj get even more over.

SamoaRowe - January 19, 2005 03:50 AM (GMT)
You are heading in a good direction with Styles/Jericho. I also dug your backstage segments with Evolution and Jericho looking for a partner, it all worked very well and was realistic. This was a very enjoyable read and it built forward your Wrestlemania show the way it should, so keep up the good work, dude.

Scrooge McSuck - January 19, 2005 04:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (TheManErnieRowe @ Jan 18 2005, 10:50 PM)
You are heading in a good direction with Styles/Jericho. I also dug your backstage segments with Evolution and Jericho looking for a partner, it all worked very well and was realistic. This was a very enjoyable read and it built forward your Wrestlemania show the way it should, so keep up the good work, dude.

Ditto what this chump stain just said (joking, please don't ban me from FB!), but can't you get a more credible source for news besides wrestlingexposed? All they do is steal other news (Meltzers... and Meltzers)

Oh, by the way... I SAY FUCK TO YOUR FIRING OF KANE! (cries) Why!?!?!?!

SamoaRowe - January 19, 2005 04:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Charlotte Bobcat @ Jan 18 2005, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE (TheManErnieRowe @ Jan 18 2005, 10:50 PM)
You are heading in a good direction with Styles/Jericho. I also dug your backstage segments with Evolution and Jericho looking for a partner, it all worked very well and was realistic. This was a very enjoyable read and it built forward your Wrestlemania show the way it should, so keep up the good work, dude.

Ditto what this chump stain just said (joking, please don't ban me from FB!), but can't you get a more credible source for news besides wrestlingexposed? All they do is steal other news (Meltzers... and Meltzers)

Oh, by the way... I SAY FUCK TO YOUR FIRING OF KANE! (cries) Why!?!?!?!

Dude, it would take a lot more than that for a banning :lol: Besides, then we wouldn't have your Velocity reviews anymore and I enjoy them.

Goat - January 19, 2005 04:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Charlotte Bobcat @ Jan 18 2005, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE (TheManErnieRowe @ Jan 18 2005, 10:50 PM)
You are heading in a good direction with Styles/Jericho. I also dug your backstage segments with Evolution and Jericho looking for a partner, it all worked very well and was realistic. This was a very enjoyable read and it built forward your Wrestlemania show the way it should, so keep up the good work, dude.

Ditto what this chump stain just said (joking, please don't ban me from FB!), but can't you get a more credible source for news besides wrestlingexposed? All they do is steal other news (Meltzers... and Meltzers)

Oh, by the way... I SAY FUCK TO YOUR FIRING OF KANE! (cries) Why!?!?!?!

Yeah I know, www.wrestlingexposed.com steals from the sites that give out info first, but I find myself using that instead of WO.com or other credible sites, not any particular reason though. As for Kane getting the boot, I had nothing to for him to do plus he morale was shit...I'm glad he's gone. Anyway I'm glad you are enjoying Styles vs. Jericho.

Scrooge McSuck - January 19, 2005 04:50 AM (GMT)
(grr...) Am I the only person on earth that pushes Kane in anything?

D.A.V.E. - January 19, 2005 03:30 PM (GMT)
Probably, yeah

Goat - January 20, 2005 03:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
WWE Smackdown Preview
1-01-05

Headed rivals come to a head this Thursday night.  Matt Hardy and Charlie Haas have been going a each other throats for quite some time now, and it all explodes Thursday in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Charlie Haas is well rested, but will he look forward to the Tag Team Title shot at Mania, and look past Hardy?

Evolution added a big piece of hardware to the collection, the WWE World Heavyweight Title, Chris Jericho has turned his back on the fans to join with Evolution. After being dismantled by Evolution, Aj Styles will definitely out for revenge, as he prepares for his Wrestlemania match on the 11th. Styles has demanded a match with Edge, and he will receive it this Monday.

On Raw, this past Monday, both Randy Orton and referee, Nick Patrick felt Rhyno’s anger. Rhyno stated that he will gore “anyone” to get his way to the top. With those words being spoken, Eric has signed an exclusive Wrestlemania preview match this Thursday, Rhyno vs. Eddie Guerrero.

Only on UPN
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WWE Headlines and News

-The next batch of OVW students looks very promising. CM Punk, Trent Acid, Austin Lee, Austin Aries, Julio Dinero, Abyss, Monty Brown, and Raven are definitely showing potential. None are ready to be called up yet, but the future looks promising.

-Apparently the WWE appears to be high on Tajiri recent work, it is not known whether or not he has a push inline but keep your eye out for it.

-WWE No Way Out 2005 will be released this Tuesday, the card featured….

World Heavyweight Championship: Kane vs. Chris Jericho©
WWE Intercontinental Championship: Aj Styles vs. Edge
WWE United States Championship: Randy Orton vs. Christian
WWE Tag Team Championship: God’s Team vs. Eddie and Rey
Tag Team Grudge Match: TWGTT vs. Mattitude (2/3 Falls Match)
The Rock vs. John Cena

-Triple H has been working out and is actually expected to compete at Wresrtlemania. His opponents are limited right now, but I’m sure they’ll find something. Also Ric Flair is ready to come back to action.


Credit: www.wrestlingobserver.com

Scrooge McSuck - January 20, 2005 03:16 AM (GMT)
Excuse me... (Creams pants in excitement) Go Kane and other stuff. Charlie Haas vs. Matt Hardy should be good.

SamoaRowe - January 20, 2005 04:17 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Charlotte Bobcat @ Jan 19 2005, 09:16 PM)
Excuse me... (Creams pants in excitement) Go Kane and other stuff. Charlie Haas vs. Matt Hardy should be good.

I found Kane in my EWR game. He's only 70 over now and has a 66 brawl and 80 charisma. With stats like that, he'd be jobbing to Alex Arion :D

Scrooge McSuck - January 20, 2005 04:29 AM (GMT)
Well you depushed him you sonofabitch bastard!

SamoaRowe - January 20, 2005 04:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Charlotte Bobcat @ Jan 19 2005, 10:29 PM)
Well you depushed him you sonofabitch bastard!

LoL, no, I just out-right fired him :lol: Other feds depushed him.

Scrooge McSuck - January 20, 2005 04:34 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (TheManErnieRowe @ Jan 19 2005, 11:32 PM)
QUOTE (Charlotte Bobcat @ Jan 19 2005, 10:29 PM)
Well you depushed him you sonofabitch bastard!

LoL, no, I just out-right fired him :lol: Other feds depushed him.

Who's Your Favorite Wrestler in your Fantasy Booking? And how dare you out-right fire him.

SamoaRowe - January 20, 2005 11:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Charlotte Bobcat @ Jan 19 2005, 10:34 PM)
QUOTE (TheManErnieRowe @ Jan 19 2005, 11:32 PM)
QUOTE (Charlotte Bobcat @ Jan 19 2005, 10:29 PM)
Well you depushed him you sonofabitch bastard!

LoL, no, I just out-right fired him :lol: Other feds depushed him.

Who's Your Favorite Wrestler in your Fantasy Booking? And how dare you out-right fire him.

My favorites are Rhyno, CM Punk, Chad Collyer, Adam Hastey, and Austin Lee.

And actually I fired Kane twice. I bought out a smaller fed that he was in, so I had the honor of releasing him on two seperate occasions :lol:

It was far sweeter the second time, after I jobbed him to Johnny Jeter.

Scrooge McSuck - January 20, 2005 11:44 PM (GMT)
(creates CM Punk and Chad Collyer in a game; has Kane squash them both 500 times in 20 seconds)

SamoaRowe - January 20, 2005 11:53 PM (GMT)
Hehe, maybe I'll have to hire Kane back and write him into the show every week now... Blue Meanie and Alex Arion could use some wins.

Scrooge McSuck - January 20, 2005 11:54 PM (GMT)
Don't try and battl me in bad booking, Rowe. I thought 1993 was a great year, and have sat through the entire years of 1995 and 1996.

SamoaRowe - January 21, 2005 12:01 AM (GMT)

Goat - January 21, 2005 12:30 AM (GMT)
WWE Smackdown
Date: March 1, 2005
Location: Nassau Coliseum, Long Island New York

Smackdown pyro explodes as Smackdown announcers, Michael Cole and Tazz welcome us to the show.

Michael Cole: Hello ladies and gentlemen we are schedule for an amazing event. Aj Styles will meet Evolution’s Edge. Rhyno will have at Wrestlemania preview match against one of his opponents, Eddie Guerrero and Coach is in Greenwich Connecticut, to have a live interview with The Game, Triple H

Tazz: Yeah, Cole, it’s going to be a rocket buster. Should be interesting to see what Triple H says tonight. Also…

Michael Cole: Wait a second Tazz I’m getting word that we are going to head to the backstage area…

1 Down, 3 To Go

(We join the camera man backstage, as he is with Evolution’s enforcer, Batista on a cell phone)

Batista: Yeah man, it’s getting crazy. I guess he figures he’s the permanent leader…

(Aj Styles sneaks up on Batista, and lays him out with a lead pipe to the back off the head. Batista and the cell phone fall gracefully. Aj Styles then grabs the cell phone)

Aj Styles: Hello, I think I’m going to have Batista call you back, he’s feeling a little under the weather. When he wakes up I’ll tell him to call you. Bye.

(Aj throws the phone, and drags Batista out of the locker room)

Tazz: Whoa, Cole, I don’t know what to make of that. Let’s get down to out first match.

Paul London vs. Rey Mysterio

Match Background: #1 Contender for Cruiserweight Title at Wrestlemania.

Match: Some genius gave this match a 10 minute time limit, and it went the full 10. I thought I was watching Impact. Pretty good, not as good as a normal 10 minute Impact X Division match, but good none the less. Paul London gave Mysterio a damn good fight, but time ran out.

Star Rating: ***3/4, I was begging for a little more time.

Winner: Draw

Wisdom Words From Rock

(We head backstage where Josh Matthews is with The Rock)

Josh Matthews: Rock, I know you don’t like interviews so here’s the mic, do your own.

The Rock: Damn, where did they find this Jabroni? He’s actually intelligent. Anyway The Rock has now time for games tonight. HBK you think you are a legend, you think you are a legend, because you gave The Rock a dose of his own medicine? Well The Rock has news for you HBK, The Rock wipes a monkey’s ass about what you think. HBK you can get all the brownie points right now, you can beat my ass all over Long Island, but what matters the most is when I get to Los Angles and I step foot in that ring and I proceed to lay the Smackdown on you. When you signed that contracted you signed your candy ass life away. I’m going to beat your crippled ass all over the Staples Center….IF YA SME……

(Rock throws the mic down and heads for the back)

Michael Cole: Well as always The Rock is very confident. Well folks I’m sure you saw the actions of one Chris Jericho last week, we have been asked to replay the footage so here it goes…

(Edge runs down into the ring, as he begins to pummel Aj Styles along with Batista and Christian. Chris Jericho enters the ring while Evolution runs scarred. Jericho then turns the tides on Aj as he attacks him revealing the plan)

Michael Cole: Those events have led to our next match, Randy Orton vs. Christian.

Randy Orton vs. Christian

Match Background: Chris Jericho asked Randy Orton to be his partner last week. Orton refused and got under Evolution’s skin. Eric Bischoff has granted this match for Randy Orton.

Match: Christian comes to the ring looking behind himself, looking for Batista. Apparently he doesn’t know what happened earlier. Randy Orton come out to a loud pop he seems to be getting over nicely as a face (finally) Randy Orton controlled a large part of the match. Christian seemed worried about Batista absence, and wasn’t very aggressive. After about six minutes, and a RKO later, Christian is history. Afterwards he gets on the mic.

Winner: Randy Orton via RKO

Star Rating: ***. I gave it *** for the match and the segment that followed it. Christian is managing to get over big without winning every match.

Restart Game

Christian: Damnit, Batista! Where are you? Our plan was suppose to come together; I was suppose to be US CHAMPION! Batista I’ve had enough of you. Consider your ass, no longer apart of the biggest stable in pro history, Evolution. It’s OVER Batista!

(Triple H has been connected via a satellite feed)

Triple H: Christian, what in the hell have you done to my creation? I gave you an opportunity to be something, and you stab me in the back? You make Chris Jericho Evolution? You kick Batista out? What in the hell are you thinking….

Christian: In case you haven’t noticed this MY Evolution now. I’m running things now. So don’t bother coming back Hunter. Stay in Connecticut rehabbing your knee.

Triple H: Well you must don’t pay to much attention, last week Eric Bischoff said I will be at Wrestlemania, and he’s right I will be. He sent Coach up here, but he didn’t send him alone. He also sent a contract for me to have a match, yea that’s right a match, at Wrestlemania. He also told me to name an opponent who I think will be suitable for me. My first instinct, go for the World Title, buy now that I think about it…I’ll fill in YOUR name. At Wrestlemania, Christian I’m taking back over what’s mine.

Christian: What! You can’t do this, this is a crime…

2 Down, 2 To Go

(Aj Styles sneaks into the ring from under the apron, this time steel chair in hand)

Christian: Eric Bischoff, I’m not going to tolerate this…

(Aj Styles hits Christian in the back with the steel chair. Christian falls to his knees, but Aj picks him up a delivers a Styles Clash. Aj grabs Christian hoists him onto his shoulders and walks through the crowd)

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rhyno

Match Background: These two will be involved in a triple threat match for the US Championship at Wrestlemania, along with Randy Orton. Wrestlemania warm up for both of them.

Match: Well I must say I expected more from these two. I hope they are holding it all back for Wrestlemania. Above average still for these two. Eddie played the big man little man match to a tee. Rhyno, over powered Eddie, as Eddie out smarted Rhyno. Prime example: Rhyno sets up for the GORE, as Eddie plays possum in the corner, an angry Rhyno charges Eddie, Eddie leaps over and gets Rhyno into a sunset flip for the 3 count with his feet on the ropes. Rhyno loses again because he was over aggressive. I feel bad for Brian Hebner since he refed the match. An angry Rhyno once again took his aggression out on a referee. Another fine coming up for him.

Star Rating: ***1/4

Winner: Eddie Guerrero via Roll Up w/ feet on the ropes

Odd Couple

(We join God’s Team in the back shining up there Tag Team Titles)

Kurt Angle: Chris, I should start a petition stating I should not wrestle TWICE at Wrestlemania. It’s so not fair. Then we put our tag titles on the line again tonight. John Cena and Shelton Benjamin, Chris, sign my petition.

Chris Benoit: I’m not signing the petiton Kurt. We need to prepare for our match tonight.

Kurt Angle: Prepare for what Chris?

(Chris walks out)

Kurt Angle: Chris….?

Paranoia Running Wild

(A paranoid Chris Jericho is seen pacing back and forth in Evolution’s locker room with Edge)

Chris Jericho: What am I going to do? Edge, where are they?

Edge: Calm down Chris we’ll find them. Man you are the Heavyweight Champion, it will be settled.

Chris Jericho: You are right, Aj doesn’t scare me. But is he after me next?

Edge: Of course not Chris, I’m here to protect you. Everything is under control. Look I’m going to go get taped up. I’ll be back in a few, don’t go anywhere.

(Edge leaves the room)

Chris Jericho: Edge…EDGE!

John Cena and Shelton Benjamin vs. God’s Team

Match Background: The bout is for the WWE Tag Team Titles. Angle and Benoit have been tag team champions for 6 months. Kurt Angle and John Cena have been feuding for awhile now, as Cena is playing substitute for Charlie Haas. God’s Team will face Shelton Benjamin and his original partner, in 13 days at Wrestlemania.

Match: One of Cena’s best matches that I have seen. At first I was a little skeptical about the Wrestlemania match, but after watching this I have very little doubts. I was pretty sure that God’s Team was going to win, but I was wrong. Shelton and Cena defeated God’s Team via DQ. Benoit has been heeling it up lately, it really hit the forefront tonight when he had Shelton Benjamin in the Crossface a refused to let go causing the DQ.

Winner(s): John Cena and Shelton Bejaim via DQ

Star Rating: ***3/4 Great match gave it good time and it was superb.

4 Up, 4 Down

(Chris Jericho is still in Evolution’s locker room alone)

Chris Jericho: Damnit where did Edge go?

(Chris Jericho sneaks outside of the dressing room, he begins to get cocky as he doesn’t see Aj Styles. Jericho walks past a room where he hears Christian, with muffling screams)

Chris Jericho: Christian? Christian is that you? I’m coming for you…

(Jericho tries to bust the door open unsuccessfully, after several failed attempts he gets it opened. Not only doe he see Christian, he also seed Batista, Edge and Aj Styles. Christian, Edge and Batista are all tied up. Aj Styles attacks Jericho with rights and lefts. Jericho, looking for somewhere to hide goes into the closet with Christian, Edge, and Batista. Styles continue his attack as he and Aj brawl all over the dim lit closet. Styles grabs a broom stick and smashes it over Jericho’s back. Jericho falls as Styles walks out of the closet and shuts the door behind him)

Aj Styles: Now we’re even. Aj-1 Evolution-1

(Back At Broacasting Location)

Tazz: Evolution has been out smarted by Aj Styles.

Michael Cole: I guess he figured he couldn’t handle the numbers game so he played smart. Well I expected Aj Styles vs. Edge but doesn’t look like that’s going to happened. Well folks with Wrestlemania in 13 days the card is shaping up nicely.

WWE World Tag Team Titles- The World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. God’s Team©
Michael Cole: These two teams have been at each other throats ever since they competed six months ago. This in going to be a classic tag battle, the first to gain a Submission victory will win. Things reached a whole new level tonight, when Benoit wouldn’t let the crossface go.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship- Rey Mysterio vs. Paul London vs. Matt Hardy©
Tazz: Due to the time limit draw earlier tonight. Eric Bischoff has decided to make it a triple threat match at Mania. This one is going to be good.

Grudge Match- John Cena vs. Kurt Angle
Michael Cole: Total clash of personality here. John Cena is young and hip and Angle is old fashioned and drinks milk with his dinner. Angle has been taking offense to Cena lately and he will finally get him in the ring one on one.

WWE United States Championship- Rhyno vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Randy Orton©
Tazz: Recently Rhyno has became the Rhyno of old. Destroying men, women, and children who stand in his way. Rhyno hasn’t whined or complained about title shot, but he has earned it by destroying everyone in his path. Can he continue his run against two crowd favorites in Eddie and Randy Orton?

Legend vs. Legend Match- The Rock vs. “HBK” Shawn Michales
Michael Cole: A match this phenomenal doesn’t need promotion. It’s HBK, it’s The Rock, it’s Wrestlemania. Shawn has been getting under Rocky’s skin a little bit, and The Rock is itching to get back at him.

Evolution War- Christian vs. Triple H
Michael Cole: Apparently Triple H is all healed ready to go. He’s fighting for his pride and Christian’s ass in the Wrestlemania match.

World Heavyweight Championship- Aj Styles vs. Chris Jericho©
Tazz: Well Cole here it is, the main event. Aj Styles vs. Chris Jericho. This match has so many storylines and controversy around it, I will be here all day trying to explain it. Jericho is definitely a marked champion, and a paranoid one at that. That’s why he needed Evolution, him and Aj will go one on one in a LADDER MATCH! Just announced by Bischoff. It’s going to be off the hook.

Michael Cole: Well partner it’s been a wild night and it’s time for the main event.

Charlie Haas vs. Matt Hardy V.1

Match Background: Last chapter in a long running feud for these two. Started when TWGTT defeated Mattitude for the WWE Tag Team Titles. Haas and Hardy spun off from the match and have been battling back and forth every since.

Match: Unlike most Falls Count Anywhere matches the majority of this stayed in the ring, with occasionally battling outside. Brilliant match. The crowd was into it, the wrestlers gave it their all, and it got a decent amount of time. Even match with Haas kicking out of the Twist of Fate three times, and Matt Hardy countering the Haas of Pain numerous times. These two have been in the ring countless of times and they showed it by countering and recountering each others moves. The ending came when Hardy went for his 3rd Twist Of Fate, and Haas countered it, and applied the Haas of Pain, smack dab in the middle of the ring for the clean submission victory. The two stood up at the end, and gave each other respect as Smackdown went off the air….

Winner: Charlie Haas via Haas of Pain.

Star Rating: ****1/4 Great Match!

SamoaRowe - January 21, 2005 12:44 AM (GMT)
I'm really digging your Triple H/Christian feud. I also like how you've been using italics for your speaking parts, don't be surprised if I start doing something similar...

That Rock interview was great and made me nostalgic for the good old days where the Rock would always deliver gold on the mic.

Scrooge McSuck - January 21, 2005 01:19 AM (GMT)
TMER: Hasn't come up with his own ideas since 1999 when he pushed the Godfather. Me mad London/Mysterio only got 10 minutes. Makes me want to grind mud on someones couch.

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SamoaRowe - January 21, 2005 02:12 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Charlotte Bobcat @ Jan 20 2005, 07:19 PM)
TMER: Hasn't come up with his own ideas since 1999 when he pushed the Godfather. Me mad London/Mysterio only got 10 minutes. Makes me want to grind mud on someones couch.

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Maybe you'll be happier when London and Styles gets 25 minutes at an upcoming ppv in my diary... ;)

Goat - January 23, 2005 05:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
Raw Preview

This Monday night will be the last before Wrestlemania XXI, and emotion is running wild. Evolution got one upped by The Phenomenal One, Aj Styles last week. Chris Jericho, Edge, and Christian will look to settle the score with Aj Styles. Triple H is returning at Wrestlemania to take on the man who dismantled his Evolution, Christian. We know Christian is furious, so what does he have under his sleeve this Monday? Also with the unsuspected kick out of Batista from Evolution, will the monster be in attendance? Chris Benoit made a lasting impression on Shelton Benjamin last Thursday by refusing to let go of the Crippler Crossface, while Haas was in preparation for his match with Matt Hardy. God's Team have their game intact does TWGTT? With all these question needing answers Eric Bischoff has signed one of Raw's biggest matches ever. A 8 man tag featuring Chris Jericho, Christian, Chris Benoit, and Kurt Angle vs. Aj Styles, John Cena, and TWGTT. Plus the second half of Wrestlemania’s main event, The Rock vs. HBK Shawn Michaels, both will be in attendance looking to get a piece of each other. Rhyno lost again last week due to over aggression, to Eddie Guerrero. Randy Orton, however wasn’t in attendance due to injuries from Rhyno’s GORE the previous week. Orton is back in action and he has called Rhyno out for a confrontation, but not in the ring he wants it in the Parking Lot!

Schedule Matches:

8 Man Tag: Chris Jericho, Christian, Kurt Angle, and Chris Benoit vs. Aj Styles, John Cena, Charlie Haas, and Shelton Benjamin
Parking Lot Confrontation: Rhyno and Randy Orton
Mattitude vs. Paul London and Rey Mysterio

Credit: www.wwe.com


Definitely a stacked Raw coming up so it might take a few days to write, but it will be up soon then later. As for the detailed Raw preview, I made so people who haven't been reading decided to start they know what's going on.

Goat - January 26, 2005 01:55 AM (GMT)
WWE RAW
Location: Raleigh North Carolina, RBC Center
Date: March 5th, 2005

Raw opens tonight, not with the usual pyro, but with The Rock in the ring (with wrestling gear) with the microphone getting read to acknowledge, Shawn Michaels.

Rock Laying Smackdown on RAW

The Rock: Shawn Michaels, the time is slowly approaching, the time for me to whip your monkey ass all throughout LA, is on its way. HBK, you’ve gotten under The Rock’s skin more than any other opponent in recent memory. For god’s sake you’ve even Rock Bottomed me. But is the great one going to take it lying down? Hell no, that’s why is demanding you to bring your Rock fearing, yankee doodle, you get on your knees before your entrance, to suck The Rock’s strudle! Ass out here.

(The Heart Break Kid music hits as he come out on the ramp way to a huge pop)

Shawn Michaels: Rocky, Mr. Joke Man I see. Well Rocky, this Sunday, me and you’ll can go at it all night, but tonight, it can’t happen, but since you are ready for a fight, I’ve got the perfect opponent, a man you have never beaten…

The Rock: That’s impossible The Rock as beaten every candy ass in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

Shawn Michaels: Everyone except….THE HURRICANE!

(Hurricane, comes out from the back and charges the ring)

The Rock vs. Hurricane

Match Background: Hurricane was hand selected by HBK to face The Rock.

Match: Unlike their match a few years ago, The Rock was totally dominate, squashing Hurricane while on the mic, playing to the crowd. Rock gave us tons of priceless quotes during this one.

After 2nd Rock Bottom to Hurricane: “The first one was for you, HBK, this one if for your bitch at home”
Hurricane falls to his knees in front of Rock’s “strudle”:"Get away from The Rock’s strudle, that’s HBK’s job, you sick freak."

Rock wins cleanly via Rock Bottom.

Star Rating: * for and entertaining squash.

Evolution Pissed

(We join Christian, Edge, and Chris Jericho in the Evolution locker room venting frustrations)

Chris Jericho: How did we let Aj Styles out smart us? Christian? Edge? Oh so neither of you don’t have answers?

Christian: I get bigger fish to fry, incase you didn’t know Chris I face Triple H at Wrestlemania. Aj Styles is not my problem.

Edge: Don’t worry about it bro, I got your back…

Chris Jericho: What about my back? You left me here alone while you went doing your own thing.

Edge: Left you alone, Chris? Aj attacked me just like he did Christian, I wasn’t able to come back, and besides you are the World Champ, can’t you defend yourself?

Chris Jericho: The way you’re talking it makes it seem like you want a piece of me…

Christian: Enough you two. Everything is under control, we got Aj in the ring tonight…

(God’s Team enter the room)

Kurt Angle: I just thought it would be nice if we met up with our teammates before the big match.

Chris Jericho: Why are you here, Angle? You know damn well you have no right to be in here.

Kurt Angle: As one half of your tag partners tonight we definitely have the right, buddy. But hey if you want us to leave, then we’re going, come on Benoit.
(Chris Benoit doesn’t budge)

Christian: Benoit will catch up with you later, Kurt.

Kurt Angle: Benoit?

Chris Benoit: Go ahead Kurt…

(Back at the broadcasting position)

JR: Definitely a strange turn of events, King. The Tag Champions seem to be on a different page.

Team Mattitude vs. Rey Mysterio and Paul London

Match Background: 3 out of the 4 competitors will battle for the Cruiserweight Championship at Wrestlemania.

Match: What a good cruiserweight bout, maybe they should add Shannon Moore into the match. Non stop action for twelve mintues, Matt Hardy bumped for London and Mysterio all over the place. Of course Hardy pulled out the win regardless, finished came when Mysterio and Moore were taken out of the match by a Springboard Plancha. Hardy rolled up London in the ring with his feet on the ropes.

Winner(s): Team Mattitude

Star Rating: ***1/4

Return of THE Legend

(The famous “Whooooo” is heard of the loud speaker as the crowd goes WILD. The Nature Boy, Ric Flair walks to the ring grabs a microphone and begins to speak)

Ric Flair: Raleigh WHOOO North Carolina. The Nature Boy is in the building. Whenever ever The Nature Boy is in town it’s always a party WHOO! Tonight is no different, besides the party that’s going on; The Nature Boy has an announcement. This Sunday, at Wrestle by gawd Mania, Ric Flair is going to walk the aisle, he’s going to style and profile, and he’s going to have some women with him! But as you can see, I’m in know shape to wrestle, so this Sunday I’m going to walk the greatest champion ever down the aisle one last time, I’m walking The Game, Triple H down the aisle. Me and Triple H were the Evolution originators, we have seen our creation killed, and dismantled. And come Wrestlemania, we won’t take it anymore If Edge is in Christian corner, you can bet your bottom dollar that Naitch is going to be in Triple H’s corner! One more thing before I go, Big Dave, Batista, you know we need you. I know you aren’t here tonight, but I’m asking you to come to Smackdown Thursday, I’m asking you to let me know where you stand, I want to know if you are still Evolution material. Show me what you made up Dave, but that’s Thursday, tonight I’m going to party, WHOOOO!

Thug-O-Nomics At An All New Level

(John Cena is seen sitting in the middle of the CHAIN GANG, with mic in hand)

John Cena: YO! YO! YO! Whatsup, NORTH CAROLINA! Ya boy John Cena is in the house. I know yall expecting me to do my rappin’ thing, but now ain’t the time. Right now I’m on a whole new level, a more focused one. You see after this parking lot brawl thing is over with, I finally get the Olympic Jackass in the ring one on one. Kurt I can’t wait to shove my size elevens up that sorry ass of yours, and for the other three, don’t think I won’t keep my eye out on yall. Especially, you Jericho, you got what I want the most. So not only is tonight about shoving gold medals up Angle’s ass, but it’s about making my claim for World Heavyweight Championship. Word motherfreakin’ life!

Parking Lot Confrontation: Randy Orton vs. Rhyno

Match Background: Randy Orton and Rhyno have been going at it the past few months, but Rhyno has came up on the losing side more than once. This Sunday they will compete for the US Championship along with Eddie Guerrero.

Match: They are outside in the RBC Center parking lot. Brawl to start out, with Randy Orton hitting Rhyno, with trash can lids, broom sticks, and slamming him into cars. Rhyno got offense in, and at one point attempted a pile driver on top of a car, but was back body dropped onto the hood. This left a HUGE dent and both men went down. This allowed EDDIE GUERRERO, to come from the back seat of a car, and pin Randy Orton, the ref made the three count, and ughhh Eddie is your winner, I guess.

Winner: Eddie Guerrero

Star Rating: ** for a garbage brawl, we want wrestling damnit.

(Back at broadcasting position)

(King and JR run down Wrestlemania XXI)

WWE World Tag Team Titles- The World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. God’s Team©Jim Ross: These two teams have been at each other throats ever since they competed six months ago. This in going to be a classic tag battle, the first to gain a Submission victory will win. Things reached a whole new level tonight, when Benoit wouldn’t let the crossface go.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship- Rey Mysterio vs. Paul London vs. Matt Hardy©
King: Due to the time limit draw last Thursday. Eric Bischoff has decided to make it a triple threat match at Mania. This one is going to be good. They showed you a glimpse of what they could do tonight

Grudge Match- John Cena vs. Kurt Angle
Jim Ross: Total clash of personality here. John Cena is young and hip and Angle is old fashioned and drinks milk with his dinner. Angle has been taking offense to Cena lately and he will finally get him in the ring one on one.

WWE United States Championship- Rhyno vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Randy Orton©King: After those strange events we just saw, no one has an advantage. Going into this match there is no clear cut favorite

Legend vs. Legend Match- The Rock vs. “HBK” Shawn Michales
Jim Ross: A match this phenomenal doesn’t need promotion. It’s HBK, it’s The Rock, it’s Wrestlemania. Shawn has been getting under Rocky’s skin a little bit, and The Rock is itching to get back at him. The Rock tried to prove a point against the Hurricane, but I can guarantee it isn’t affecting HBK

Evolution War- Christian w/ Edge vs. Triple H w/ Ric Flair
King: Apparently Triple H is all healed ready to go. He’s fighting for his pride and Christian’s ass in the Wrestlemania match. A major announcement, Ric Flair will be in Triple H’s corner for this bout.

World Heavyweight Championship| Ladder Match- Aj Styles vs. Chris Jericho©Jim Ross: King, the main event, Chris Jericho vs. Aj Styles in a ladder match for the World Heavyweight Championship. This has poteintial to be the greatest Wrestlemania main event ever. Speaking of main event it’s time for ours.

Chris Jericho, Christian, Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs. John Cena, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, and Aj Styles.

Match Background: Kurt Angle will face John Cena at Wrestlemania. God’s Team will face TWGTT at Wrestlemania. In the Wrestlemania main event Chris Jericho will face Aj Styles.

Match: Superb match, it was given about 20 mintues and all four guys worked their asses off. Aj Styles and Jericho worked smoothly with each during the match as did John Cena and Kurt Angle. Angle and Benoit showed no signs of breaking up so everything looks good in camp God’s Team. Finish came after the brawl escaladed to the back with only Aj Styles (the crowd LOVES Aj) and Chris Jericho. Jericho and Styles worked for about 3 more mintues solo. Ending came when Jericho rammed Styles head into the exposed turnbuckle and rolled him up with a hand full of tights for the 3. After the match, Styles brought out a ladder from the ring, as he backed Y2J in a corner. Edge came to Jericho’s rescue as Raw went off the air.

Winner(s) Evolution and God’s Team

Star Rating: ****, great match with a good amount of time. The cheap finish knocks off some though.

RAW Ends.



Very lackluster Raw, as I didn't enjoy writing it to much, I guess that tells me something. Feedback is appreciated.

SamoaRowe - January 26, 2005 02:44 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Goat @ Jan 25 2005, 07:55 PM)


Very lackluster Raw, as I didn't enjoy writing it to much, I guess that tells me something. Feedback is appreciated.

Don't worry, it was actually a pretty solid show (I liked the mental image of Rock beating up the Hurricane while hanging on to the mic).

I've been feeling the same way about my diary lately. I started a new Raw for the other board and I've been picking away at it for a couple of days now.

Goat - January 26, 2005 03:55 AM (GMT)
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WWE News and Notes

With the rapid improvement of the WWE's cruiserweight division, the WWE is looking a several top cruiserweights. Petey Williams has been the focal point of these discussion. Expect WWE to attemp to sign him, when his TNA contract expires.

Apparently the WWE had plans to go a Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Christian match at Wrestlemania, but that idea was scratched for Triple H vs. Christian

WWE Wrestlemania DVD has a set release date of April 3, 2005. Also don't expect the traditional Wrestlemania outcome, with the faces going over. Sources claim that the WWE wants to carry out alot of their feuds longer than Wrestlemania.

We have no word on Batista's status with his contract. Batista was kept off TV due to his contract coming to a close. WWE doesn't want to get him heavily involved until they know for sure he's resigning.

Goat - January 27, 2005 01:43 AM (GMT)
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Sunday Night Heat Spoilers

Edge defeated Spike Dudley via. Edgecution-Typical squash match.
Star Rating: DUD

Tajiri defeated Nunzio via. Stiff Kick
-Great cruiserweight action from these two.
Star Rating: ***

-Wrestlemania Rewind: Lawrence Taylor defeating Bam Bam Bigelow

Paul London and Rey Mysterio defeated The Bashman Brothers via. 619.-Afterwards, Matt Hardy and MFer can down and beat down on London and Hardy. Setting up the match you saw on RAW.
Star Rating: **



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WWE Smackdown Preview

One Last Stop Before Wrestlemania.

The last WWE event before the biggest Pay Per View ever, Wrestlemania XXI will originate from the American West Arena in Phoenix Arizona. Several big names have been giving the night off including, Chris Jericho, Aj Styles, Kurt Angle, and The Rock. The fans are in for a special treat this Thursday when “Crippler” Chris Benoit with Kurt Angle faces Charlie Haas with Shelton Benjamin. Also, many believe that Randy Orton and John Cena are the future of the wrestling business; they will get to prove that this week against Rhyno and Eddie Guerrero, partners who despise each other. This match is liable to explode at any second. Also Christian is schedule to meet an unnamed opponent in preparation for Triple H. This is a can’t miss episode, as things for Mania get intense. Tune in to UPN!

Don’t miss SmackDown! (8/7 CT) on UPN for all of the big developments.

Credit: www.wwe.com

Goat - January 27, 2005 11:27 PM (GMT)
Just trying to keep updates going without, trying writing a full show yet. Expect Smackdown tomorow or maybe tonight, if I'm bored.

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WWE PPV Schedule Announced!


-WWE Taboo Tuesday| Manchester, New Hampshire | Tuesday, April 5, 2005
-WWE Backlash| Detroit Michigan | Sunday, April 242005
-WWE Judgment Day| St. Louis Missouri | Sunday, May 22, 2005
-WWE Bad Blood| Cleveland Ohio | Sunday, June 26, 2005
-WWE Great American Bash | Atlanta Georgia | Sunday. July 31, 2005
-WWE Summerslam| London England | Sunday, August 28, 2005
-WWE Unforgiven| Dallas Texas | Sunday, September 25, 2005
-WWE TBD| Las Vegas Nevada | Monday, October 31, 2005
-WWE Survivor Series| New York City | Sunday, November 28, 2005
-WWE Armageddon| Chicago Illinois| Sunday, December 18, 2005

Goat - January 29, 2005 01:56 AM (GMT)
Hey, this isn't going to be a full show since I'm so anxious to get Wrestlemania out so I will have a quick update show. Sorry if anyone was actually looking forward to Smackdown.

Christian d. Hurricane via. Imprettier. Ric Flair ran down to get a piece of Christian. This caused Edge to come down. Edge and Christian busted Flair opened while fans waited for Batista. Batista never showed leaving Flair bloody.

Rey Mysterio d. Matt Hardy via 619. Shannon Moore tried to interfer, but London stopped it causing Rey to pick up the win in the non title match.

Randy Orton and John Cena d. Rhyno and Eddie Guerrero via RKO. Eddie Guerrero walked out on the man beast leaving Rhyno to fend for himself. Cena got on the mic for a awhile and played to the crowd. Kurt came to rhe ring and applied the Ankle Lock. He had to be pulled off by several officals

Eric Bischoff annouced the United States title will be a "No DQ" match.

Rock busted HBK with a steel chair, while HBK was doing th "Hi-Light Reel"

Charlie Haas w/ Shelton Benjamin d. Chris Benoit w/ Kurt Angle via Reverse Decision. Chris Benoit had the Crossface own in the middle of the ring, as Haas tapped. Benoit wouldn't let go causing reverse decision. God's Team doubled teamed Shelton Benjamin.

Chris Jericho and Aj Styles had their final stare down berfore Wrestlemania. Aj Styles brought a ladder to the ring and dared Jericho to get in. Jericho watched from the ramp while Aj climbed the ladder. Jericho stayed at the ramp pointing to his title while Aj watched from the ladder.

End of Show

SamoaRowe - February 2, 2005 04:00 PM (GMT)
Hooray for Taboo Tuesday coming to my home arena!! The card had better rock ;)




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