Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaturday night.

Well, I'm far too tired to write a full show tonight and I don't think I'll be online again until Monday, so I'm going to just do the quick results tonight. I have an early Best Buy meeting tomorrow too, so I'm kind of stressing it. Hope no one minds :)

NEW Saturday Night
July 1st 2006

The show opened with a pretaped Chris Jericho segment, where he boasted that winning the NEW Championship last Sunday has made it impossible for him to be ever trapped under a glass ceiling again. Sonny Siaki interrupted, wanting to brag about "driving the Undertaker away from NEW" and Jericho got pissed off and told him to not act too big for his britches.

America's Most Wanted beat Tajiri and D'Lo Brown to retain the NEW Tag Team Championship at 6:45 when AMW hit the Death Sentence on Tajiri. Brown was unable to make the save because earlier James Storm had handcuffed him to the ropes. After the match, Team 3D tried to attack AMW, but AMW ran away too quickly. Team 3D then challenged AMW to a match for the titles at 32 Flavors of Pain, which AMW then accepted. (82/73/91)

JBL came out to the ring with a microphone. JBL boasts that he is going to beat the hell out of Samoa Joe at the Great American Bash. JBL says he will show his superiority over NWA:CSW not only by beating Joe, but by beating Johnny Devine, who just signed a contract after leaving CSW.

JBL beat Johnny Devine with the clothesline from Hell at 4:03. Devine made a good attempt at a comeback, but JBL overpowered him. After the match, JBL celebrated the victory as if he had just won the World title. (73/74/71)

Backstage, Iron Troy Cumings interviewed Edge. Edge said that even though he lost to Christian Cage at River Rumble, Edge feels more motivated than ever to hurt his brother. Edge is happy that his match against Christian at the Great American Bash is "Loser leaves NEW" because this is his final chance to be rid of Christian once and for all.

Ron Killings beat Rene Dupree with a roll-up at 5:11. This was Killing's debut match up, and it was a clean little match. Killings was decently over with the crowd, even managing to get a "what's up" chant. (79/74/84)

In an in-ring segment, Spartacus makes his debut. He has a shaved head, an earring, and a toga. Spartacus looks PISSED. He takes a microphone and claims that the Wrestlecrap match at River Rumble was the most embarassing moment of his career and he wants to make Mick Foley pay. He challenges Foley to a submission match at 32 Flavors of Pain, since he knows that Foley is a "glorified stuntman" and does not know any actual wrestling moves. Foley comes out, wearing Mr. Socko, and promises that the mandible claw will beat out the figure four. Foley then goes for the obvious cheap joke by saying "I'm Spartacus, no I'm spartacus, silence you fool, I AM SPARTACUS!"

Chris Jericho and Sonny Siaki come out to the ring and Jericho takes a microphone and claims that The Rock has no friends and has found no tag partner. The Rock comes out and says otherwise. Tonight he will face Siaki and Jericho, with his partner.... the BIG SHOW!

Chris Jericho and Sonny Siaki beat The Rock and Big Show by disqualification at 9:10. Chris Jericho took a chair and tried to bust Big Show open with it, but Big Show ripped the chair out of Jericho's hands and cracked him over the head with it. The referee saw it and ended the match. Rock and Big Show were able to unload Siaki and Jericho from the ring. This brought out GM Eric Bischoff, who then announced that at 32 Flavors of Pain, Chris Jericho would be making his first title defense against.... Big Show! Jericho throws a temper tantrum to end the show. (86/88/84)

Good show. I love that you're getting 32 Flavors nice and set up early on to give yourself time to build.

AMW v 3D had to happen, so it is cool.

The spartacus stuff is fun, and continuing it with Foley is the way to go.

Big Show v Jericho? I just don't feel Big show, but if you have no one else to run with on top, then so be it.

Good show, especially for a short results version.

NWA Central States Wrestling presents....
CSW Cyclone Saturday Night



July 1, 2006
Announcers: Joey Styles & Tazz
KC Uptown Theatre. Kansas City, KS


Cyclone Spotlight Match: Brent Albright v Low-Ki.
The announcers put over the fact that Brent Albright’s team lost last night to Mike Sanders team in the mystery partner match. Albright actually comes out to the ring with his partner from last night, Ken Shamrock. Shamrock gets on commentary and talks about how he has taken Albright under his wing. He says that Albright has all the tools to be a major player, but just needs to find that aggression that can take him to the next level. The announcers say that this could be Albright’s toughest test to date in the Spotlight, as he takes on Low-Ki. Pretty great match, only held back by the lack of crowd reaction. Low-Ki controlled alot of the match with his strikes, and looked like he would pick up the win. The Finish: Low-Ki went for the Ki Krusher, but Albright rolled through and pinned Low-Ki in the middle of the ring.

Brent Albright defeats Low Ki by pinfall in 6:04. (77/64/91)
Post-Match: The announcers talk about Low-Ki’s losing streak continuing, and Low-Ki leaves the ring, obviously upset. As he goes through the curtain, Mike Sanders music hits. Sanders comes out with a microphone in hand.

Sanders: Congratulations once again Brent. You seem to have no problem winning here in front of all these losers, yet you can’t get the job done on the big stage. Well I’m here to challenge you to the big one. Next week, I want another shot at the Cyclone Spotlight. And this time, I’m ready for you. I’ve beat you on the last two supershows, so I think I’ve more than earned it. What do you say Albright? You think you can step up and finally win the big one against me? Do you accept?

Albright grabs a microphone from the ring announcer at ringside. Before he can say anything, Ken Shamrock’s voice is heard booming through the arena:

Shamrock: He accepts Sanders! And he’ll make your ass tap out next week!

Albright looks down at Shamrock, and Shamrock just nods his head and rolls into the ring, talking to Albright. Sanders cracks a cocky smile, and heads back through the entranceway.

Styles: So next week it is on! Sanders v Albright in the Spotlight. Very impressive win for Albright tonight over Low-Ki, who can’t seem to snap out of this slump. Albright is at his best right now, so it should be a good match.


In-Ring Segment: Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
X-pac’s music hits, and he heads to the ring to a largely negative reaction from the crowd. He gets in the ring and grabs a microphone.

X-pac: You know, all I have heard all day was that I was a poor sport last night. Hey, I didn’t make the rules to the match. The point is to win 2 of the 3 falls, and who did it? Me. I may not win Sports Illustrated’s Sportsman of the Year, but I sure as hell am a winner, which is more than that punk Alex Shelley can say. I did what it takes. I’m done worrying about what people think of me. It is time to get back on the winning track, and do whatever it takes to get there. I don’t have a problem with that. And if any of you do, welll, I got two --

X-pac is cut off by Alex Shelley’s music. Shelley walks out on the entranceway, sporting a large bandage on his head and a huge shiner on his eye. The crowd is firmly behind Shelley.

Shelley: Congratulations X-pac. You won. You knocked me the hell out, may have given me a concussion, and then pinned me twice in about 20 seconds. You didn’t do “whatever it takes”. You cheated like the little bastard you are, cause you know you can’t beat me straight up. Oh, and speaking of straight up – I want you to look straight up above you right now.

X-pac looks up and the camera pans up to reveal a Steel Cage above the ring. The crowd explodes.

Shelley: For those of you that are a little slow, kind of like you X-pac, let me spell it out for you. I wasn’t too happy with the outcome of the match last night, so I went and got myself a match tonight. Steel Cage Match: Shelley v X-pac, one more time. I’ll see you in the ring tonight X-pac, you greasy little sonofabitch.

(74)

Tazz: Shelley v X-pac in a Steel Cage tonight? What a main event. I can’t think of a better place for these two to finally resolve their differences.


In-Ring Segment: New Jack’s Hardcore Challenge
New Jack comes out to the ring with a trashcan full of god knows what. He gets in the ring and grabs the microphone.

New Jack: So last week, someone got stabbed. That s*** seems to happen alot when I’m around. Nova’s ass calls me a week ago, and asks me if I want a shot at the CSW Tag Team Title. I was pretty contest sitting on my ass, getting drunk, and searching for bitches, but then it hit me: Getting some gold around my waist means more money, and more money means more drinks and more bitches. So I went for it. And that’s where Nova went and f****ed it all up. He is a screwup. He always has been. He cost me my shot at more booze and more bitches, so I had to stab his ass. Funny thing is, CSW Management then decides that THEY can make more money off me, and probably get themselves some booze and bitches in the process. So they told me to come out here, and issue a hardcore challenge to anyone in the back that wants to make a name for themselves. Frankly, I told them, I’m probably gonna hurt some niggas again if they send me out here. But hell, if this is what they want, I got no problem making me some money. So who wants to step up and be a man?


Danny Doring walks out as the announcers put over his time in Extreme Championship Wrestling.

Hardcore Match: New Jack v Danny Doring
New Jack looks him up and down as he stands in the ring. New Jack cracks a smile at Doring, calling him a “cracka” and then nailing him in the head with a trashcan. New Jack pulls a road sign out of his trashcan and lays it on the mat. He picks up Doring, and grabs him by the back of his head, smashing his face into the stopsign repeatedly. New Jack grabs a cheese-grater next, and rakes it over the face of Doring, drawing blood. New Jack pulls out a toaster next. Good god, does he have a whole dinette set in there too? New Jack bounces off the ropes, and levels Doring with the toaster. He pins him. 1...2....3.

New Jack defeats Danny Doring by pinfall in 5:43

Styles: So now New Jack has a “hardcore challenge”? This guy is pretty much a psycopath, and Cyclone might get interesting in the next few weeks, especially if the cops have to show up. What’s the over-under on someone dying on Cyclone in the next few weeks Tazz?


Backstage Segment: Seek and Destroy
A running camera shot catches up to Brock Lesnar, who is stalking his way through the backstage area. Lesnar gets to his target, a door that reads PRESIDENT BRET HART. Lesnar is about to knock, when the sound of an outside door slams shut. Voices suddenly fill the backstage area.

Voice: The champ is here baby!

Voice: Oh you didn’t know? Well your ass BETTER call somebody, cause there is a new CSW Champ, and he is in the house tonight.

CSW Champion Triple H and the New Age Outlaws walk into the picture. Lesnar turns and looks at them, as the Outlaws continue bantering up until they spot Lesnar.

Triple H: Shh, shh. Hold on guys

Triple H hushes the Outlaws, and stands face to face with Lesnar, not saying a word. Lesnar looks down at the CSW Championship over his shoulder. Triple H holds it a little tighter, and Lesnar smiles, almost laughing, and walks away down the hallway. Triple H isn’t happy at the simple lack of respect.

Triple H: Punk ass. Let’s go guys

Triple H and The Outlaws walk down the hallway.

(84)


Video Segment: We’re coming...hard

A video rolls on the big screen in the arena, with a simple shot of one man standing in front of a camera talking. It’s former ECW talent, Joel Gertner:

Gertner: Yes ladies....and gentlemen. It is I, the Quintessential Studmuffin himself, Joel “I’m coming to CSW soon, so ladies of Kansas City, please prepare that Poon”.... Gertner. And believe it or not, I’m not coming alone. For years I was the mastermind behind one of the greatest tag teams in professional wrestling’s history. And now, I’m gonna do it all over again. Because when my team and I show up in CSW – we’re headed straight for the top...or bottom, whichever one you prefer. So to all the tag teams in CSW: Raise your game, because soon they’ll be some new players in town.

(61)

Styles: Oh boy. Joel Gertner is coming to Cyclone. I can’t wait.


KC Border Championship Match: Petey Williams © w/Trish Stratus v Shelton Benjamin
Petey & Trish make a big deal of their entrance with the KC Border Title in hand. Petey has a pretty decent bruise above his right eye. Shelton Benjamin makes his entrance to a loud reaction from the crowd. A good back and forth match with plenty of good action, including Shelton nailing a no hands plancha to the outside on Petey. The Finish: Shelton is in control for the final minutes, nailing a bulldog off the middle rope for a near fall. Shelton goes for a superkick, but Petey catches his leg, and almost on cue, Trish jumps on the ring apron to distract the official. Petey takes a cheap shot, nailing Shelton right in the nuts. Shelton doubles over, and Petey grabs him for the Canadian Destroyer, and nails it for the victory!

Petey Williams defeats Shelton Benjamin by pinfall in 9:10 to retain the KC Border Title. (75/70/81)
Post-Match: Trish helps roll Benjamin out of the ring, and grabs a microphone.

Trish: Your winner, and STILL Undefeated KC Border Champion: the man who was supposed to get a special celebration from me last night, but couldn’t because of a head injury, leaving this poor girl damn near in heat....oh, but don’t worry, he took care of it this morning, before you losers get too excited....Petey Williams!!!

Petey: Thanks babe. And it was 3 times this morning, remember? But back to last night. My KC Border Title win was ruined. And by who? Some idiot from NWA: Japan. Seriously, you guys just can’t get enough of me. I know most of you love muscular beautiful guys from Canada, but this is getting just ridiculous. Anyway KENTA, you called yourself the best in the world? Well we’re gonna find out tomorrow, cause I know you’ll be in Boston, and I’ll be there. NWA’s Great American Bash. I’ll prove to you not only who is the dominant nationality, but that I am the better champion as well.

Petey and Trish engage in a long kiss, and Trish kisses the bruise on Petey’s head as they walk down the entranceway.

Styles: Well, CSW will be well represented tomorrow night. Petey Williams v KENTA. Samoa Joe v JBL. And Jeff Jarrett heads into the NWA World Title match, hoping to emerge with some new gold after he lost his last night. We understand Jarrett is already in Boston, preparing for the match.


Backstage Segment: Natural Born Champions
A backstage shot shows Charlie Haas walking up to Billy Kidman, who is just kicking it, sitting backstage.

Haas: Hey Kidman, did you see Shelton come back through here yet?

Kidman: Nah man, I didn’t even see him come through yet

Haas: Well if you do, tell him that I really need to –

Haas is cut off by two voices. The CSW Tag Team Champion Natural Born Thrillers walk into the picture, with their title belts over their shoulders.

Jindrak: Well what do we have here. Is this the “loser’s circle” or something? First we have Charlie Haas. Nice work last night Charlie, getting beat a frickin Canadian for the KC Border Title. I’m not sure if you guys saw it or not, but we WON our match, AND retained our titles.

O’Haire: And Kidman....dude, are you here to park the cars or what? You boys need to get with the program. CSW Tag Team Champions coming through. You gonna eat that?

O’Haire snags a protein bar out of Kidman’s hand and takes a bite, before throwing it down and walking away with Jindrak. They turn the corner, to reveal Masato Tanaka sitting on a chair on a cellphone. Jindrak & O’Haire look at each other, already knowing what the other is thinking.

O’Haire: Oh, and it just keeps getting worse. Who do we have here. The man who got pounded into oblivion with a steel chair last night. Masato Tanaka!! What happened last night old man? Roaring Elbow wasn’t doing it for you?

Tanaka snaps his cellphone shut and raises out of his chair. He gets right in O’Haire’s face.

Tanaka: You’re a PUNK! No RESPECT!

Jindrak rears back with his title belt, and levels Tanaka in the face.

Jindrak: Respect this, bitch!

Jindrak & O’Haire put the boots to Tanaka, and Jindrak holds Tanaka in face, as O’Haire backs up, looking for the Shining Wizard. As he is ready to take a run at Tanaka, he is leveled from the side and goes flying into the wall. It’s SAMOA JOE! Jindrak runs at Joe, and Joe snaps off a powerslam on the concrete floor. Joe stands in front of Tanaka and begs for the Thrillers to come after them. The Thrillers bail, and Joe looks down at Tanaka and pulls him up off of the floor.

(70)


Main Event: Steel Cage Match: Alex Shelley v X-pac
The announcers tell us that CSW Steel Cage rules are to win by submission, pinfall, or escape. Shelley & X-pac make their entrances and stand in the ring as the cage slowly lowers, trapping them in the structure. The minute it locks into place, Shelley rushes X-pac and pins him up against the cage, pummeling him with rights and lefts. Shelley stays in control, until he tries to rush at X-pac, and X-pac moves, sending Shelley into the mesh. X-pac rips the bandage from Shelley’s head, exposing the gash he gave him last night, and slams his head into the cage. X-pac steps back, and does a standing dropkick to Shelley, smashing his face into the cage. Shelley is busted open, as X-pac rakes his face on the cage wall. X-pac tries to climb out, but Shelley grabs him by the leg. Shelley climbs up to the top rope to keep X-pac from escaping. With both men standing on the top rope, Shelley grabs X-pac for the Shellshock. But X-pac elbow Shelley, and throws him to the mat. X-pac jumps down with an elbow drop, and tries a pin. Only a 2 count. X-pac sets Shelley up for the bronco buster, but Shelley gets his foot up, nailing X-pac right in the balls. Shelley goes back on the offense, now slamming X-pac into the cage wall. Shelley nails a brainbuster, and is gonna try to climb out. He goes to the corner, but X-pac gets on his tail pretty quickly. X-pac climbs up behind him, and slams his face into the cage from behind. X-pac hits a back suplex from the top rope, sending both men crashing to the mat. The Finish: X-pac nails a kick to the stomach, and goes for the X-factor, but Shelley counters with a hard slap to the face. Shelley grabs him and nails the Shellshock out of nowhere, but is too tired to pin him. He finally crawls over him. 1...2...NO! X-pac kicks out. Shelley goes to climb out, heading for the corner. X-pac again follows him up. This time, Shelley braces himself on the corner of the cage, and puts both feet firmly in X-pac’s face, sending him crashing down. Shelley climbs to the very top of the cage, holding on to the cable at the top. He looks down at X-pac, still laying in the ring and looks to the crowd, which booms with response for the idea. Shelley almost slips, but regains himself. X-pac climbs to his feet as Shelley shrugs his shoulders and goes for it. He launches himself off of the top of the cage, nailing a crossbody block on X-pac. But X-pac rolls through! But wait, the momentum carried them through one more time, with Shelley back on top. 1......2......3!!!! Shelley pinned X-pac!

Alex Shelley defeats X-pac by pinfall in 18:32. (79/75/84)
Post-Match: Alex Shelley climbs to his feet and scales the cage wall, playing to the crowd. Music suddenly fills the arena.

BREAK IT DOWN!!!

Shelley looks to entranceway, and sees Triple H, Billy Gunn, and Road Dogg heading down to the ring. He quickly puts the pieces together, and decides to climb over the cage, but X-pac is back up, and has him by the foot. Shelley knows he is in trouble, but can’t get away. Road Dogg & Billy Gunn climb the cage, right in front of Shelley, and pound him with lefts and rights until he falls into the cage. Triple H goes through the door, and locks it behind him. They all take turns pounding on Shelley’s head, and then feed him to X-pac for the X-factor at the end. Shelley is out cold right in the center of the ring. Triple H, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, and X-pac all climb to different corners of the cage and throw up an X with their hands.

Styles: Shelley got the big win against X-pac, but he just paid for it. Degeneration X is in CSW, and it doesn’t look good. They’re older, more experienced, and apparently more ruthless than ever. Next week: Albright v Sanders in the Spotlight, and I’m sure we’ll hear from DX!

Overall: 73%

Attendance: 3506

TV Rating: 1.97

Styles: Welcome folks to another edition of NWA Saturday Night. Tonight is your lucha fix for the week. In our main event Juventud Guerrera and Cibernetico will take on El Hijo Del Santo and Latin Lover. Tonight we also have 4 first round matches from the World Trios Tournament. So let's head to ringside...

Paul London ©, Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens vs. Olimpico ©, Averno and Mephisto

First Fall: The Naturals clear the ring and hit the Natural Disaster on Olimpico followed by a 450 splash from London for the pin.

Second Fall: Douglas and Averno start. Douglas hits a quick knee followed by a cover for two. Averno ducks a charge and Mephisto hits Douglas in the back. Averno hits an armdrag followed by a kick. Mephisto comes in and they hit a double suplex. Mephisto tosses Douglas to the outside and Stevens charges in. Averno ducks a clothesline but Mephisto gets nailed. Averno hits a dropkick on Stevens and Olimpico hits a frog splash for the pin. London comes in but gets triple teamed. A triple powerbomb finishes him off.

Third Fall: Douglas and Stevens get tossed to the outside. Olimpico pummels London in the corner and gets him ready for another triple powerbomb. London fights Averno and Mephisto off and rolls Olimpico up for the three. **1/2 63/49/77

WINNERS: Paul London, Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens

::Juventud Guerrera comes to ringside::

Guerrera: This is a challenge to the Latin Lover. You failed to take my hair. So here's the deal at the upcoming super show how about it's you vs. me. If you win you get my hair. I don't need to put anything on the line. It'll be enough just to defeat and humiliate you.

Brian Kendrick ©, Jerrelle Clark and Sonjay Dutt vs. Rey Bucanero ©, Tarzan Boy and Ultimo Guerrero

First Fall: Kendrick and company get an early advantage with dives to the outside. Kendrick quickly hits the Sliced Bread #2 for the pin.

Second Fall: Dutt nails Bucanero with a dropkick and then hits Tarzan Boy with an enziguri. Guerrero blocks a dropkick and submits Dutt with a crossface. Clark comes in and ducks a clothesline from Guerrero and hits a super kick. Clark tosses Bucanero to the outside and hits a dive. Back into the ring and Clark hits a springboard legdrop for two. Tarzan Boy blindsides him and quickly hits a DVD for the three.

Third Fall: Kendrick ducks a clothesline from Guerrero and hits a crossbody block. Tarzan Boy distracts the ref and Bucanero hits a low blow before rolling Kendrick up for the pin. *** 67/51/84

WINNERS: Rey Bucanero, Tarzan Boy and Ultimo Guerrero

Perro Aguayo Jr. ©, Damian 666 and Halloween vs. Hector Garza ©, Histeria II and Psicosis

First Fall: Aguayo's team dominates and Damian submits Psicosis with a Boston Crab while Halloween pins Histeria II after a spear.

Second Fall: Garza brawls with Aguayo. Aguayo ducks a clothesline and quickly hits a neckbreaker for the pin. **1/2 62/48/77

WINNERS: Perro Aguayo Jr., Damian 666 and Halloween

El Zorro hyped himself up backstage.

Due to Electro Shock's stay in rehab he'll be replaced by Groon XXX in the tournament.

L.A. Par-K, La Parka II and Virus vs. Charly Manson ©, Cuervo and Groon XXX

First Fall: Groon enters the ring and cleans house on Par-K's team. Virus gets a chokeslam, Parka gets a powerbomb and Par-K gets a spinebuster and pinned.

Second Fall: Groon levels Parka and Virus with clotheslines. Groon refuses to tag in. Groon chokes Par-K on the ropes and then hits Virus with a clothesline. Par-K and Parka clips Groon's knees and they all pile on for the pin. Cuervo comes in and Virus catches him with an armbar for the submission.

Third Fall: Par-K hits Manson with a DDT for the pin. **3/4 63/50/77

WINNERS: L.A. Par-K, La Parka II and Virus

::Aguayo comes to ringside::

Aguayo: Why have you been avoiding me Guerrero. Come out here right now and face me.

::Ultimo Guerrero comes out and they get in each other's face. Guerrero slaps Aguayo and the brawl is on. Security comes out and pulls them apart.::

El Hijo Del Santo and Latin Lover vs. Juventud Guerrera and Cibernetico

First Fall: Juventud hits the Juvy Driver on Lover for the pin while Cibernetico submits Santo with an armbar.

Second Fall: Lover starts off quick with a knee on Juvy. Lover hits a bulldog and covers for the pin.. Santo gets a roll up on Cibernetico for three.

Third Fall: Santo gets a quick submission on Cibernetico with a Boston Crab and the brawl to the outside. Juvy hits a DDT on Lover and heads to the top rope. Juvy misses the 450 splash and Lover quickly climbs to the top rope and hits a moonsault for the pin. *** 77/73/81

Styles: Thank you for joining us tonight folks. Next week join us for the second half of the first round of the World Trios Tournament. Don't forget that our second super card will be next Sunday. See you then.

Overall: 68%

We got a 2.14 rating for 'NWA Saturday Night'!
The attendance level was 2503 people.
We made $75090 from ticket sales.

July 1, 2006
NWA: Mid-Atlantic's Saturday Night Flood
Commentary by Jim Ross and Commissioner Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

2 Skinny Black Guys (The Human Tornado and El Generico) are in the ring:

Tornado: My fellow pimp and pimpettes, tonight is going to be a special night here in NWA: Mid-Atlantic. With the recent retirings of “Dick Dick Slater”, who lost that “I Quit match last night to Chris Daniels, and also with Kamala’s retirement from the Mid-Atlantic, that now leaves two spots open on the roster. So, without too many more words, we, 2 Skinny Black Guys, would like to make this tag team a trio.

Generico: And what better for me, I get to be black like me with The Human Tornado, but I also get to be Mexican with my generic luchadore style!

Trnado: That’s right my little pimp buddy, we want to introduce you all to our friend to make this tag a trio… Piloto Suicida!

Generico: Ole!

Suicida: I don’t want to break you guys apart. You two can still be 2 Skinny Black Guys, but together our high flying skills make us Solución Suicida!
41

Solución Suicida def. Trent Acid, Johnny Kashmere, and Jimmy Rave at 6:48 when El Generico gave Jimmy Rave into the BRAINBUUUSTAAAHHH!!!!!! from the corner.
*
61/43/80

Ultimate Warrior def. Chris Masters at 7:13 with a Gorilla Press.
**
71/75/65

Jay Lethal def. Dan Severn via Disqualification at 8:02 when Severn refused to release
the Beast Choker.
**
69/53/86

The Heart Throbs come out to the ring:

Romeo: Hey Antonio, I’ve got a secret.

Antonio: You do? Oh, shut up! Boy, you’ve got to tell me what’s going!

Romeo: You already know silly, but these people here don’t know what the Mid-Atlantic Tag Team champions know!

Antonio: Romeo, I can’t keep a secret.

Romeo: Oh, neither can I, Antonio. Let’s tell ‘em!

Antonio: Let’s!

Heart Throbs: Ladies and gentlemen, there’s a new manager in NWA: Mid-Altantic, our manager, Paul E. Dangerously!
87

Dangerously: Outsiders, times are changing. Nobody wants to see you old boys wrestle anymore, it’s about the younger guys who are going to go far in the business. I’m talking guys like Romeo and Antonio here. The came in and took the tag titles right away. No – we’re not stopping there. These two are going to keep going and more of the boys in back are going to join us because they want the titles, they want the money! Outsiders, you’re only getting older, Heart Throbs are only getting better, and my cell phones are only going to get smaller! Outsiders, watch your backs!
85

Rey Mysterio def. Hulk Hogan , Goldberg , and John Cena at 12:56 when Mysterio did the West Coast Pop and hurricanrana on Cena.
***
81/87/69

Val Venis, Christopher Daniels, and Randy Orton def. Steven Richards, Sting, and AJ Styles at 16:19 when Venis pulled off a top ring pad, Daniels head-butted him onto the exposed turnbuckle, and Orton hit the RKO and got the pin on Richards.
***
80/79/81

72 overall

Two more shows to go, and I'll have Great American Bash posted. Gotta get through Saturday before Sunday, yknow.

I'll try and get mine up tonight

7/1/06

Those wankers don't deserve our belts!
The British Invasion is backstage, and they're complaining. They're complaining because they have to put their belts on the line against such tossers as The Chair Swinging Freaks.

Burchill: They're nasty Wally's with verruca's the size of a lime!
McGuinness: They're wango dingo. I bet they even like vegemite!-both men shudder at the thought.

They want DESERVING opponents. (50!)

Terry Funk vs. Bobby Roode
The match starts off well, but gets ugly quick. The more Roode gets upset, the sloppier he gets. The sloppier he gets, the more Funk rips on him. Funk picks up the win via DQ, though, after Roode goes apeshit on him.
WINNER: Terry Funk (66/66/67)

Nothing Personal....
Raven grabs a cameraman backstage. He drags him into a locker room, which happens to be the one that Jimmy Jacobs is in. Jacobs tries to take off, but Raven catches him. Raven grabs him by his emo shirt collar and throws him against a locker. Raven demands to know why Jimmy was attacking him. Jimmy tells him it wasn't anything personal. Raven chews him out. It's VERY personal, as it's messing with Raven earning a living. Jimmy apologizes, and tells Raven he just wanted to impress someone. Raven asks who. A girl? His mom? His old man? Raven demands that Jimmy make it good. Jimmy says it was Punk. PUNK???? Raven throws Jacobs down and shoves the camera man out of the way. (84)

William Regal vs. Delirious
Regal comes out before the match and announces that he's going to use this match to prepare for his match against Batista at Great American Bash. So he's got a wrestler he thinks is SPOT ON for Dave Batista. And it's Delirious. It's basically a squash. But more like a zucchini, really....
WINNER: William Regal (66/57/75)

Stylin' and profilin'!
Chad Collyer is talking to Roddy Piper backstage... We here them talking about something. The word "rage" is heard before Matt Striker interrupts. He asks Piper if he can have his match yet. Piper looks at him strangely. We then see why, as Matt Striker looks like a cross between a biker and Cher. Piper asks "What kinda bet did YOU lose?" Striker reminds Piper that Piper told him to be more memorable. Last week he had the sunglasses, this week he got a gimmicky outfit. Piper said that he sure did. Piper says that next week, Striker will get a match, as long as he goes back to being himself. Piper looks at Collyer and says "I hope the clothes don't make that man" (59)

Jerry Lynn vs. Austin Lee
Lynn's son is at ringside. Styles explains that Lynn has his son for this weekend, and wanted his son to see him doing what he loves. For his son, Lynn owns this match and kicks Lee around like a rabid monkey. And no, I don't know what that means.
WINNER: Jerry Lynn

Afterwards, Onyx and Homicide slide in the ring. Lynn tries to fight them off, but gets overwhelmed. They hold Lynn in the direction of his son as they slap him in the face. They handcuff Lynn to the ropes. Onyx stomps Lynn as Homicide goes outside the ring. Homicide grabs Lynn's son by his mullet. (Like Father like son...) Homicide throws the kid into the stairs, and then rolls him in the ring. Onyx has a lead pipe and hands it to Homicide. Homicide kisses it then hits Lynn's kid in the stomach. Onyx holds the kid up, and Homicide puts him in the Cop Killa. It's about this time that the security team gets in the ring. Lynn is bawling as he tries to free himself. His kid is lying still in the middle of the ring. Homicide and Onyx are proud of what they did. The Bastards. (56/44/69)

NWA World Champion of Mass Destruction
James Mitchell: Last week, this chain wielding monster beat the Rabid Wolverine one on one. And in that victory, an amazing feat by itself, Abyss secured a shot for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship at Great American Bash.
Abyss: HWAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Jim Mitchell: So this Sunday, it doesn't matter if you're from Japan, Mexico, the North, South, East or West. This weekend you will find out the real meaning of DOOMSDAY!!!! (76)

Chris Benoit vs. Ken Kennedy
Last week, Benoit lost a shot at the world title. Kennedy got punched in the face by Terry Funk. Neither are very happy. Kennedy, though, can't pass up the chance to put on a headset and make fun of "Old Man Funk" for getting beaten up by Bobby Roode. Benoit and Kennedy tear into each other. Kennedy is at a disadvantage until Sabu throws a chair at Benoit when Benoit is running into the ropes. Kennedy gets the win.
WINNER: Kennedy (77/76/78)

Overall: 67

Raven cornering Jacobs and Jacobs telling him that Punk put him up to it is awesome, and puts the heat back where I hoped it was initially.

Also, the Striker stuff is entertaining, even if it reeks of Sean Stasiak during the Alliance.

And Homicide & Onyx are officially dickheads.

Striker is basically so I can put some comedy into the show. I've been feeling like they were a bit too serious. Also, putting it before the Homicide/Onyx stuff really made that a bit stronger.

And yeah, I'm just getting started with Raven/Punk/Jacobs.