Let er rip.

6-17-06

British Invasion vs. Delirious & Pawluk
Squash. Obnoxious Brits. Afterwards, they flaunt their belts.
WINNER: The British Invasion(59/39/80)

Black Hole Champ...
James Mitchell explains that Abyss will beat whoever he has to face next week, and become the 6'8" World Champion of Mass Destruction. (72)

Jerry Lynn vs. Onyx
The two fight, and Lynn wins. Homicide claims Lynn cheated. Lynn shoves him. Piper comes out. He's talked to everyone in the X Divison. They all agree. It should be Lynn vs. Homicide to decide the first X Divison champion. And it's gonna happen. At Welcome to the Jungle.~!!!
WINNER: Jerry Lynn(69/55/83)

I'll walk all over you...at WTTJ!
Terry Funk rips Kennedy a new one for walking down to the ring in a walker. Then he challenges him to a singles match at Welcome to the Jungle.(72)

Lords of the Ring vs. The Briscoes
Good Match. Lords of the Ring get the win after Conway distracts Jay Briscoe
WINNERS: Lords of the Ring(69/54/84)

Strike One...
After a commercial break, we see Matt Striker walk up to Roddy Piper. He asks Piper if he can have a match. Piper asks why he should get a match. He says "Because I'm Matt Striker!" Piper tells him to make himself a bit more memorable, and THEN Piper will consider it.(63)

Benoit vs. Regal vs. Raven
The winner faces Abyss for a chance to be the NWA World Heavyweight Champion. The three put on a good match. Benoit and Regal bring the stiff technicality, and Raven brings the brawl. The match looks pretty good until the masked dude comes down and attacks Raven. Raven chases him up the walkway. Benoit and Regal go at it. Benoit picks up the win with the Flying Headbutt.
WINNER: Chris Benoit(81/82/82)

OH MY GOD!!!
The cameraman is running as fast as he can to keep up with Raven. Raven catches the masked attacker after he makes a wrong turn. The attacker fights, but Raven gets the mask off and it's.....


JIMMY JACOBS!?!?!?!?!


Raven shakes his head, confused, and walks away.
(69)


Overall-69
We got a 2.03 rating for 'NWA Midwest Sat. Nig'!
The attendance level was 1755 people.
We made $52650 from ticket sales.

Man, that was confusing. Jimmy Jacobs?

It'll make sense after my next few shows

Styles: Welcome to another issue of NWA Saturday Night. Tonight are the semi-finals of the Mexican National Title Tournament. So let's head to ringside.

Paul London ©, Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens vs. Charly Manson ©, Cuervo and Pirata Morgan

First Fall: London and the Naturals clear the ring and the Naturals pin Manson after the Natural Disaster.

Second Fall: Cuervo catches Paul London with a low blow and rolls him up quickly.

Third Fall: The rudos take turns working over London in their corner. Manson goes for the moonsault press but gets caught with a knee. London hits an enziguri and dropkicks Cuervo off the apron. He tags Douglas in who catches Morgan with a knee lift. Cuervo charges but gets a reverse DDT and pinned. Stevens hits a brainbuster on Cuervo for the win. **1/2 62/47/77

WINNER: Paul London, Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens

Latin Lover: He's back and ready to get revenge on Juventud Guerrera.

Brian Kendrick ©, Jerrelle Clark and Sonjay Dutt vs. Averno ©, Mephisto and Olimpico

First Fall: Kendrick quickly hits the Sliced Bread #2 on Averno and gets the pin.

Second Fall: Kendrick gets a victory roll on Averno for the pin. **3/4 62/44/80

WINNER: Brian Kendrick, Jerrelle Clark and Sonjay Dutt

Perro Aguayo Jr. ©, Damian 666 and Halloween vs. Abismo Negro ©, Cibernetico and Mr. Aguila

First Fall: The rudos attack to start the match. Cibernetico pins Damian 666 after splash mountain and Mr. Aguila hits the moonsault on Halloween for the pin.

Second Fall: Damian dropkicks Negro into a rollup from Aguayo for the pin.

Third Fall: Damian and Halloween hit a double suplex on Aguila. Cibernetico enters the ring and gets pinned after a Doomsday Device. Damian hits a running sento on Aguila for the pin. **3/4 68/58/78

WINNERS: Perro Aguayo Jr., Damian 666 and Halloween

Acero Dorado is overheard making fun of Charly Manson backstage.

Dr. Wagner Jr. vs. Ultimo Guerrero
Mexican National Title Tournament Semi-Final

Lockup and Guerrero gets a wristlock. Wagner gets a headlock takedown. Wagner works the headlock a bit and then stomps on Guerrero. He throws Guerrero into the ropes and hits a press slam. Wagner goes for an elbow drop but Guerrero moves. Guerrero hits a series of dropkicks but Wagner suddenly blocks one into a boston crab for the submission. **3/4 62/43/82

WINNER: Dr. Wagner Jr.

A video recap of the L.A. Par-K/Dr. Wagner Jr. feud is played. Will they meet in the finals for the title?

El Hijo Del Santo vs. L.A. Par-K
Mexican National Title Tournament Semi-Final

L.A. Par-K starts off with a dance and eats a dropkick from Santo. Santo clotheslines Par-K to the outside and hits a dive. Brawling on the outside as Par-K nails Santo with a chair. Back into the ring as Par-K hits a vertical suplex for two. Par-K sends Santo into the ropes and hits a backslide for two. Santo ducks a clothesline and hits a neckbreaker for two. Santo hits a running senton and climbs to the top rope. He hits Par-K with a flying shoulder block for two. Santo heads back to the top but Par-K throws him off. Par-K hits a hurricanrana and then hits a DDT for two. Par-K nails a spinebuster and then hits a knee drop for two. Par-K goes for a moonsault but gets caught with a knee. Santo quickly rolls him up for the pin. ****1/2 87/77/98

WINNER: El Hijo Del Santo

Styles: The finals are set. Join us next week as El Hijo Del Santo takes on Dr. Wagner Jr. for the Mexican National Title.

Overall: 68%

We got a 2.03 rating for 'NWA Saturday Night'!
The attendance level was 2008 people.
We made $60240 from ticket sales.

June 17, 2006
NWA: Mid-Atlantic’s Saturday Night Flood
Commentary by Jim Ross and Commissioner Bobby “The Brain” Heenan

Kamala def. Abdullah The Butcher at 3:58 with the Big Splash when Ultimate Warrior went to hit Kamala with a chair, but got confused to why he went to the ring in the first place, and hit Abdullah instead.
*1/4
62/60/64

Christopher Daniels def. Dick Slater at 11:21 when Daniels low-blowed Slater and pinned him in s small package. Afterwards, Daniels ran back to the lockerroom and began mocking Slater.
*
61/58/64


The Heart Throbs def. 2 Skinny Black Guys at 6:37 with the Blockbuster. After the match, The Outsiders came down to the ring. Kevin Nash jackknifed Antonio and Scott Hall put the Outsider’s Edge on Romeo. 2 Skinny Black guys were cheering on The Outsiders. Feeling mocked, Nash jackknifed El Generico and Hall put the Outsider’s Edge on The Human Tornado.
*
61/47/76

Master of the Mid-Atlantic Tournament - Round Quarter Finals: Rhyno def. The Boogey Man via Disqualification when Rhyno went to punch The Boogeyman with brass kuckles but noticed the referee was about to turn around and tossed the brass knuckles to The Boogeyman. Rhyno pointed at The Boogeyman and was disqualified. Rhyno then Gored The Boogeyman and the referee.
***1\4
79/74/85


Ultimate Warrior comes back out to the ring.

Warrior: I have ascertained to why I was out here in the ring earlier this evening. I have gathered I was here to execute a stunning blow with the metallic symbol of hope and metaphor; and frankly, a place to sit to rest, and I realized when I came to me when I thought I hath bequeathed the most important object; therefore, I hit Abdullah the Butcher to try to help him out and give him the guiding spirit of the chair. However, unbeknownst to myself, I unconsciously and consciously did not know my own power and strength and laid out Abdullah instead. Abdullah, I apologize. But remember me you this Kamala, that chair when I realized I had knocked-out Abdullah cold meant the chair use for you. Keep that in mind Kamala. And don’t forget these words I am saying right now.
72

Master of the Mid-Atlantic Tournament - Round Quarter Finals: Scotty 2 Hotty def. Randy Orton with the Worm at 12:41 after Sting interfered and hit the Stinger Splash when the referee was distracted checking on Scotty 2 Hotty. After the match, Sting went to put the Scorpion Deathlock on Orton when Orton played possum and hit the RKO on Sting.
***
81/80/82


Christopher Daniels is with Commissioner Bobby “The Brain” Heenan backstage.

Daniels tell Heenan that he wants Slater one-on-one in an “I Quit” match at the “Master of the Mid-Atlantic” supershow. If Slater wins, he wins the Mid-Atlantic title; but if Daniels wins, Slater has to quit the wrestling business.
77

Master of the Mid-Atlantic Tournament - Round Quarter Finals: AJ Styles def. Chavo Guerrero with the Styles Clash at 17:02.
****3/4
91/82/100

74 overall

You're saying that as if NEW is more enjoyable than the Red Sox

Certainly it would be less enjoyable than a Cardinals game, but most likely not a Soz game. :P (I kid, I kid.) NEW is the same standard a the Red Sox; or rather, the Red Sox are the same standard as NEW.

:Ducks various objects Swigg is about to try to kill my with. (Hey, at least I didn't say Yankees. Yankees suck.):

As long as the Yankees Suck, I'm happy

It doesn't matter if you're a Sox fan or not, everyone still hates the Yankees (except Scrooge).

So, Rowe isn't posting this week. Are he and Scrooge off on a fucking gay cruise ship together or what?

NWA Central States Wrestling presents....
CSW Cyclone Saturday Night



June 17, 2006
Announcers: Joey Styles & Tazz
Wyandotte County Fairgrounds. Kansas City, KS

A quick promo video opens the show, highlighting tonight's two huge main event matches. A recap is shown from the very first Cyclone, on May 6, when Triple H defeated Charlie Haas in the main event to advance in the CSW Title Tournament. Afterwards, Triple H viciously attacked Haas, destroying his knee on the ringpost and locking in a Figure 4 around the post. Haas' return to action and victory last week in his Battlebowl match is shown as well. The video then flashes the faces of 8 men: Maven, Austin Aries, Billy Kidman, Petey Williams, Psicosis, Steve Corino, Brock Lesnar, and NWA: Japan star CIMA. All 8 men will enter the ring tonight for a chance to advance to Redemption and get a shot at the Kansas City Border Championship. Who will be the last man standing tonight? Cyclone is NOW!

Cyclone Spotlight: Brent Albright v ????????

Brent Albright makes his way down first as the announcers put over his impressive winning streak. 6 weeks in a row, Brent Albright has successfully defended his spot in the Cyclone Spotlight. Albright looks very focuses, and stares intently at the entryway, when Mike Sanders' music hits and he walks out.

Sanders: Hellllo Kansas City! Welcome to Cyclone, I'm your gracious and wonderful host Mike Sanders. Ladies and Gentlemen, you are lucky to be in attendance tonight. Lucky that you could get off your tractors, put the cattle away, hitch a ride in your momma's pick-up truck to come down here to this lovely....facility tonight. Because tonight, you're gonna witness history. Brent Albright. Quite a little winning streak you have there, huh "shooter"? Well it all ends tonight, and you finally take a step out of MY spotlight. Your opponent this week is a former WCW Cruiserweight champion. He is a multiple time WCW Television Champion. And by god, he is one HELL of a good dancer! You may know him as Glenn Gilbretti, but to me, he has always been the Disco Inferno!!!

Disco dances his way out and mugs to the camera. He is met by a much deserved round of boos from the crowd. He and Sanders embrace, and Disco runs to the ring, getting the matchup underway. Albright immediately goes to his focus, working over the right arm of Disco. He gets him into a hammerlock and just refuses to let go. Albright slams him, suplexes him, and runs him into the corner with the hammerlock still applied. Disco finally gets a break thanks to Sanders distracting Albright on the outside by hooking his leg as he hit the ropes. Disco takes control for a bit, showing some impressive in ring talent and little ring rust. The Finish: Disco stays on the attack, and nails a middle rope superplex on Albright for a very near fall. Disco then measures him up for the Ace Crusher. Albright turns, and Disco foolishly tries the Crusher with the bad arm. Albright falls straight down on it into the Crowbar, but Sanders grabs Disco's foot and drapes it over the rope for the break. Disco is trying to keep the arm from Albright, who is unmercifully going after it. Disco is concentrating so hard on keeping Albright from the arm, that as Albright reaches behind him for it, Disco lets himself get hooked into a Northern Lights suplex, for the 3 Count!

Brent Albright defeats Disco Inferno by pinfall in 7:21. (74/57/91)
Post-Match: Disco immediately jumps up, surprised at how quick Albright snapped it off. He runs at Albright, but Albright drops him in the Crowbar again. Disco is now tapping out as Sanders jumps into the ring and puts the boots to Albright. Sanders nails him twice in the head with the microphone, and then speaks into it as he attacks Albright. "It'll be just like this next week in the main event, when I throw your ass over the top rope!", and with that, he hurls Albright over the top and to the floor. Disco and Sanders raise their hands in the ring, as Ken Shamrock walks out into the entryway. Albright gets to his knees on the outside, and looks over to Shamrock. Shamrock is statue-esque, not making a move, but Albright nods and slides back into the ring, clotheslining Sanders to the mat. Before Albright can turn to Disco, he is jumped from behind by Disco. Sanders gets to his feet, and they put the boots to him again, this time ending in a Lungblower by Sanders. Sanders and Disco clear the ring as Shamrock remains standing in the entryway. Sanders and Disco pass by him, and Shamrock remains focuses on Albright, just shaking his head as Albright crawls to his feet. As Albright gets out of the ring, Shamrock turns and walks into the back.

Styles: Brent Albright again picks up the victory, but pays for it dearly after the match. I don't know how many more of these Sanders beat downs, Brent Albright can take. And what is with this relationship between Shamrock and Albright? We haven't seen them even speak to each other. They were randomly paired in Battlebowl, and since then Albright keeps ending up on his back.

The Tag Champs Hold the Power
The Natural Born Thrillers, Mark Jindrak & Sean O'Haire, step out of the curtain and on to the entranceway. They step to the side and O'Haire grabs the mic, clearing his throat and adjusting the CSW Tag Team Title on his shoulder.

O'Haire: Ya know, sometimes it is really hard being a champion. You have a constant bull’s eye on your chest. Everyone is gunning for you. Like last week. We're defending our CSW Tag Team Titles against Austin Aries & Roderick Strong. Sure, we had the match in control, and were well on our way to yet another successful title defense. But then, the New Age Outlaws get involved. And then, The Mexicools get involved. And before you know it, the match is over, the fans are unhappy, and we didn't get the 1, 2, 3. But as always, we are still YOUR CSW Tag Team Champions.

O'Haire hands the mic to Mark Jindrak, who first buffs his title belt with his hand.

Jindrak: But then, there are times when it is just GREAT to be the champion. Like tonight for instance. We arrive at the arena, and have a brief pow-wow with CSW President Bret Hart. Him being the understanding man that he is, he can see how last week we were wronged in our title match, and we need some kind of a resolution to this whole mess. So he puts the ball in our court, seeing as how we ARE the Champs and all. So we've made it quite simple, and it is even easy for you idiot Kansans to understand. The 3 Tag Teams that got involved with us last week have been put on alert to be ready to perform at any given time tonight. Well boys, the time is now. Right now, a Triple Threat match, first fall wins. It is gonna be Super Crazy of the Mexicools (loud cheer), Billy Gunn of the New Age Outlaws (cheers), and Roderick Strong (mixed reaction, mostly boos) going one on one....on one. And the man that scores the pinfall of submission in this matchup, well, his team will go on to face us for the CSW Tag Team Titles at Redemption! Let the games begin!

(60)

With that, Jindrak and O'Haire stay standing as the music of Super Crazy fills the arena. Crazy comes out, a bit tentative of the Tag Champs standing next to the entryway, and heads to the ring.

Triple Threat Match: Roderick Strong v Super Crazy v Billy Gunn
Winner's team gets CSW Tag Title shot at Redemption

Roderick Strong is out next, and he eyes the Tag Champs as he passes by them. He is quickly followed by Billy Gunn, who also acknowledges the Champs, and makes the motion of the belt around his waist. Gunn and Crazy double team Strong to begin the match, and work on alienating him on the outside. Eventually, Gunn turns on Crazy and drops his with a Sleeper Hold Slam for a near fall. Strong gets back in a nails a dropkick on Billy Gunn, and then hits a powerbomb into a backbreaker on Super Crazy for a near fall. The Natural Born Thrillers slowly walk down to the ringside from their position in the entranceway. They stand right next to the apron as the action continues, and hook then leg of Super Crazy as he bounces off the ropes. Crazy turns to look at them, but Strong rolls him up for another nearfall. The Finish: O'Haire & Jindrak continue to stick their nose into the match. Strong has Gunn up in a fireman's carry, setting him up for a move, but Jindrak pulls Gunn off of Strong's shoulders. Super Crazy bounces of the ropes and is heading right towards Gunn and Strong, but he dives right over the top of both of them, and crashes down onto the Natural Born Thrillers at ringside. They double team Crazy after getting up, and throw him in the ring. As they do, they pull out both Gunn and Strong, and start pounding on them. Suddenly, running through the curtain is Austin Aries, Psicosis, and Road Dogg. They all ambush the Thrillers from behind and each take turns beating on the champions. The referee has thrown the match out, and calls for the bell. The Thrillers retreat to the back, showing the 3 contending teams that they still have the belts. All 3 teams then engage in an intense staredown with each other.

No Contest in 7:45. (72/64/81)

Tazz: I think the Thrillers had this planned out all along, but I'm pretty sure they weren't planning on getting the beatdown of their life at the hands of 3 hungry tag teams! We understand a cameraman has caught up with Triple H in the back -- lets take you there now!

Backstage Segment: It's all Under Control
A shaky camera shot hurries around a corner and almost gets knocked over by Triple H, who quickly walks by, almost looking like he is trying to get away from somebody. He looks annoyed and calm at the same time. Suddenly, we see Steve Corino walk into the picture as well, trailing behind Triple H and in mid-sentence:

Corino: ...and then that was so awesome at the Press Conference. You were all up in Jarrett's face like "I don't think so", and he was all standing in your face like "C'mon, you want some of this?", and I was all like "Yo, I got your back", and it was just a great moment in wres---

Triple H stops and turns around.

Triple H: Excuse me. But who in the hell are you?

Corino looks astonished that he would be asked such a question.

Corino: Well I'm Steve Corino, the "King of Old School"!

Triple H: Well that's just great Stan, but I'm Triple H. The Game. The King of Kings, and the next CSW Champion come Redemption. And I'm the guy that wants you to leave him the hell alone.

Triple H turns to walk away, but Corino quickly speaks, keeping him engaged.

Corino: It's STEVE Corino. The "King of Old School", and the next KC Border Champion come Redemption!

Triple H: What the hell is that, a Barbeque Sauce or something?

Corino: What? No. Its a prestigious title representing both the K--

Triple H: Yeah whatever, nevermind. Listen, I have a busy night tonight. I have to go deal with a pest control problem and help Charlie Haas dot the I's and cross the T's on his suicide note that he signed last week. So if you don't mind, I guess I'll be seeing you later.

Corino against talks before Triple H can leave. Triple H is obviously getting annoyed.

Corino: Yeah, well, I'd wish you good luck, but I know your track record, and you don't really need luck when you always have a master plan. Surely you have a plan right?

Triple H now seems interested in where this conversation could be going.

Triple H: A plan for what? Charlie Haas? Yeah, I PLAN to squash his ass like a bug and take his knee home as a souvenir. I hardly need a plan for somebody like Charlie Haas.

Corino: No no no. Not for Haas. I was talking about Redemption, when you meet Jeff Jarrett for the CSW Championship.

Triple H: Listen, I don't know what you're trying to do, but I'm hardly going to divulge my gameplan to someone like --

Corino: So you don't have a plan??! Well I have a plan for myself for tonight.

Corino was obviously leading Triple H into asking him what the plan is, but instead, Triple H just stares at Corino. After about 7 seconds of awkward silence, Triple H begrudgingly gives in.

Triple: Oh, gee, what’s your plan?

Corino: Thanks for asking. Surely you've seen the little tag team partner I dug up to ensure I'm the last man standing tonight in the Battle Royal. I'm talking about Brock Lesnar. He and I have a deal. We toss all the garbage out of the ring, and then we go at it mano-ee-mano and the winner goes on to Redemption to win the KC Border Title.

Triple H smiles, and takes in the fact that he gets to take the "King of Old School" to school.

Triple H: Wow. Great plan you have there. First of all, how are you gonna trust someone like Brock Lesnar. This is a guy who is an admitted selfish son of a bitch. This is a guy who walked out on his company, when he was on the top, in a time when they needed him most. You think that’s the kind of guy you want being your ally in an "every man for themself" situation? He is gonna dump your ass the minute he gets the chance, cause he wants that BBQ sauce title even more than you do. And even if your little deal does work out, and you two are left in the ring....you really wanna face Brock Lesnar? The guy is a machine. A Monster. I could empty the cliché book on that guy, cause he is just that damn good. But hey, glad you have it covered. Nice plan, Stan.

Triple H turns and walks down the hall, leaving Corino speechless finally. Corino mutters to himself for a minute, and then looks up, long after Triple H has left.

Corino: It's STEVE!

(91)

Masato Tanaka v Kid Kash
This match was prompted when Kash had been bragging throughout the week to CSW.com about his win over the likes of both Samoa Joe and Masato Tanaka last week in the Battlebowl match. Tanaka is out first to a great reaction from the crowd, and Kid Kash makes his way down next, getting booed loudly the whole way. Kash uses his speed to try to get the advantage over Tanaka, but Tanaka is very focused and floors Kash with a hard elbow to the face. The Finish: Tanaka controls most of the match, and nails a series of elbows, backing Kash into the corner. Kash nails a kick and puts Tanaka into the corner, but Tanaka hits a Roaring Elbow out of nowhere, stunning Kash. Tanaka hops up to the middle rope, grabs Kash by the head, and nails a Tornado DDT for the win.

Masato Tanaka defeats Kid Kash by pinfall in 5:54. (79/72/87)
Post-Match: Tanaka celebrates in the ring with the crowd solidly behind him when Samoa Joe comes running down the aisle and slides into the ring. Tanaka puts his hands up, and Joe stops in his tracks. Tanaka says to Joe, "The Match is signed. Enough is enough. We'll settle this at Redemption". Tanaka walks right by Joe, but Joe spins him around by the arm, and slaps him in the face. Tanaka looks down to the mat, and then looks up and speaks again to Joe. "You will learn respect, one way or the other." Joe again slaps Tanaka hard in the face. Tanaka just stares a hole into Joe and exits the ring. Joe looks dumbstruck, standing in the ring, wanting Tanaka to fight him.

Styles: Tanaka & Joe will meet one on one at Redemption, with Chairs being a legal weapon in the match. This thing will probably get brutal, and I think Tanaka is just angering Joe more by not fighting him now.

Triple H v Charlie Haas
Triple H makes his way out first, climbing the ropes and making the belt motion around his waist. The crowd gives him everything they can, booing him unmercifully. He gladly soaks up all of the jeers. Charlie Haas makes his way out next, to a loud reaction from the crowd. They're really behind him tonight, and want to see him rebound well from his injury. The ref rings the bell, and as the two men prepare to lock up Jeff Jarrett's music hits. The CSW Champion walks down to ringside and walks right by the ring and over to the announcers' table where he joins Joey Styles & Tazz. Triple H is very upset, and immediately begins jawing with Jarrett. Charlie Haas schoolboys Triple H. 1.....2.....almost. Triple H gets up and immediately floors Haas with a hard right hand. They exchange blows in a back and forth matchup that is pretty even until Triple H sees his opening and takes it. Haas goes up to the top rope as Triple H is stunned on the canvas. Triple H quickly hurries to his feet, and runs right at Haas, giving him a lariat right around the knee. Haas falls from the top to the outside, clipping his leg on the apron on the way down. Triple H drags him in the ring, running through his catalog of work on the knee until Haas can barely stand. Haas gets trapped in the figure four and damn near passes out, but won't submit. He reaches the ropes, and Triple H releases, and starts kicking Haas in the head, telling him to give it up. Triple H drags Haas to the corner and towards the same ringpost where he did him in more than a month ago. Jarrett is yelling now from the announcers' table. "Hunter, just pin his ass. This is enough". Triple H jaws back to Jarrett. "Take a good look Jeff. 14 days, and this is you." Jarrett stand up from the announcers' table and Triple H leans over the top, begging him to come get in the ring. Haas slowly pulls himself away from the corner as Jarrett moves towards the apron. Triple H takes a step back and once again makes the motion of the CSW Title belt around his waist. Jarrett says "I don’t think so", and before Triple H can respond, he finds him self on his back for the 1, 2, 3!! Charlie Haas schoolboyed Triple H, and got the win.

Charlie Haas defeats Triple H by pinfall in 10:03. (71/72/69)
Post-Match: Triple H sits in the ring, down right pisses off about what just happened. Haas limps to the entryway before Triple H can retaliate, and is met by the embrace of Shelton Benjamin. Benjamin and Haas celebrate with the crowd, as Triple H remains emotionless sitting in the ring. Jarrett walks around the ring and up the steps, getting into the ring. Triple H turns and starts to crawl to his knees. Jarrett takes off his shirt and throws it down at ringside. He removes his sunglasses and tosses them into the crowd. He lays the title down in the center of the ring, and gets in a fighting stance telling Triple H "I know you're pissed off. Lets do it". Triple H's nostrils begin flaring as he climbs to one knee. Jarrett is perspiring, waiting. When Triple H suddenly rolls under the bottom rope and grabs his back. He grimaces as he walks up the ramp saying "14 days".

Tazz: What a matchup! Charlie Haas scores the win over Triple H, and just when it looks like we're going to get a huge encounter between Triple H and Jarrett, Triple H is out of here with a back injury? I can't wait for Redemption!

In-Ring Segment: Bad Blood: Boiling Over
Joey Styles is standing in the ring with microphone.

Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen. Please help me welcome at this time, the man who will compete in a Best 2 out of 3 Falls match at Redemption.....X-pac!

X-pac comes down to the ring to a mainly positive reaction from the crowd. He seems to be getting a few boos, but nothing major. He slides into the ring and gives a crotch chop to the crowd that responds in kind.

Styles: And his opponent in that same match at Redemption.....Alex Shelley!

Alex Shelley comes walking out, looking like a superstar. He slides into the ring and pats Joey Styles on the back before looking out to the crowd, which responds with a half-and-half reaction for Shelley.

Styles: Gentlemen, thank you for electing to join me in the ring tonight for this "non-physical" one on one encounter before your match at Redemption. Many of the fans are asking, and most want to know where this bad blood came from between you two? X-pac?

X-pac: For me its so simple Joey. Way back on May 6th, when this whole crazy thing known as Central States Wrestling got started, I faced Alex Shelley in a first round matchup in the CSW Title Tournament. Basically, this little bitch just couldn't handle it when I beat him 1, 2, 3. So after the match, he attacks me. And then in my next matchup, trying to advance in the tournament, the little prick comes out and attacks me again, eliminating me from the tournament. Now you know I'm not the kind of guy to just take a bitchslap like that and not dish out a receipt, so I did what I had to do.

Styles: Understandable. Thing get heated sometimes in the CSW ring, and I think we all understand that ---

Shelley: Hold on there Joseph Styles. I don't think X-pac was quite finished yet. Go ahead, ask him what happened after he "gave me a receipt"...

Styles holds the mic to X-pac who just glares at Alex Shelley. Shelley pulls the mic back towards himself.

Shelley: Okay then, let me help you out with that. We went one on one for the second time, this time at CSW Blaze of Glory, and I pinned Mr. Pac right in the middle of the ring, 1..2..3.....kid!

X-pac: Listen bitch, the only reason you pinned anything that night is because you got lucky, and you cheated, grabbing the ropes to pin me. You and I both know there is no chance you can beat me in a legitimate match.

Shelley: Au Contrere. I think what both you and I know is that I AM better than you, and I CAN pin you one on one when it counts. I did it at Blaze of Glory, middle rope or not, and I'll do it at Redemption. The beautiful thing about a 2 out of 3 falls match X-pac, is that you won't have anything left for excuses after I've defeated you twice in one night.

X-pac: Fat chance kid. I will personally guarantee victory in that match, and there isn't a chance in hell you will beat me. What do you think about that?

Shelley: What do I think? I think you're becoming a desperate shell of your former self. I think you know that the revolution is coming, and the young up and comers are gonna knock you and all these other fossils from the ranks sooner rather than later. I think you know that at 23 years old, I'm twice the wrestler you were even in your prime. And I think deep down you know that when we meet in the ring at Redemption, guarantee or not, you aren't gonna be the one with your hand held high after that match. You'll gaze across the ring, and the realization will hit you like a ton of bricks, that you just became another victim in Alex Shelley's rise to the top, baby!

With that, Shelley turns around and stretches his arms out to the crowd. The respond, almost more cheers than boos at this point. Shelley definitely has the Kansas City crowd on his side. Before Shelley can turn back around, X-pac grabs the microphone out of Styles hands, and ambushes Shelley from behind. He nails him in the back of the head with the microphone, letting out a loud THUMP each time. He continues pounding him down to the mat, and then wraps the microphone chord around his neck. He hurls him over the top rope, dangling him by the microphone cable in his hands. Officials and referees run to the ring, prying X-pac away, who simply lets go and sends Shelley falling to the floor below. X-pac leaves the ring, now receiving a very even mix of cheers and boos from different sections of the crowd.

(68)

Main Event: BattleBowl 8 Man Battle Royal:
Austin Aries v CIMA v Brock Lesnar v Psicosis v Steve Corino v Petey Williams v Maven v Billy Kidman

All 8 men make their separate entrances to the ring. It appears that people will hold true, at least a bit to their original teamings. Lesnar & Corino are in a corner, and shake hands, their alliance apparently as strong as ever. Psicosis & CIMA huddle in another, and talk briefly with one another. Austin Aries & Maven are in another corner, with Maven attempting to talk strategy, but Aries mostly blowing him off. Petey Williams is gawking at ringside with his new manager Trish Stratus, and his former Battlebowl partner Billy Kidman is trying to get his attention. Trish is leaving the ringside area, and Petey turns and smacks Kidman with a hard right hand as the referee rings the bell. Back and forth action all over the place to start off, with most everyone just brawling and working on eliminations as quick as possible. Corino & Lesnar are staying together, and seem to have targeted Maven. Petey & Kidman continue to go at it, with CIMA and Psicosis taking it to Austin Aries. Corino and Lesnar hit a double clothesline on Maven, and they pick him up and easily hurl him over the top rope.

ELIMINATED - Maven (via Corino & Lesnar at 2:34)

As the other superstars see this happening, they huddle on one side of the ring, leaving Corino & Lesnar on the other. Petey Williams, Kidman, Psicosis, CIMA, and Austin Aries all gather together and have a quick discussion. They bum rush Corino & Lesnar, dropping them both with a flurry. Psicosis & Aries drag Corino to one corner and beat on him, while Kidman, CIMA, and Petey take care of Brock Lesnar in the other. Aries charges into Corino in the corner but eats boot, sending him to the mat. Corino climbs to the middle rope for an elbow, but Psicosis hits a dropkick on Corino, sending him falling over the top rope. Corino hooks him foot on the top rope, leaving him dangling in a tree of woe on the outside of the ring. Psicosis desperately tries to pry his foot from the rope. Meanwhile, Lesnar picks both CIMA & Kidman up over his head and slams them down with a double spinebuster. He runs Petey over with the clothesline and makes a mad dash towards Psicosis. With one hard shoulder tackle, he propels Psicosis over the top rope and down to the floor.

ELIMINATED - Psicosis (via Lesnar at 5:02)

Lesnar reaches over and pulls Corino up by his neck, setting him safely down in the ring. The crowd isn't happy that he saves Corino, but before he can voice his displeasure, the two comrades are again ran over by a gang attack. Aries & Kidman target Lesnar, and Petey Williams and CIMA drag Corino to the opposite corner. Petey almost has Corino out, but Corino hits a hard boot to the face and frees himself. He battles with both CIMA and Petey, dropping Petey with a DDT. Aries & Kidman nail a double suplex on Lesnar, and then Aries hits a powerbomb on Lesnar with the assist from Kidman. They back Lesnar into the ropes and attempt to lift his legs and dump him over, right in front of the entryway. CIMA tries a high kick on Corino, but Corino ducks, and nails a hard neckbreaker on CIMA. Corino spots Lesnar in trouble. He looks out to the crowd that cheers him to make the save. The corner of his mouth slowly turns up into a sly smile, and in one quick movement, he rushes towards the mass of bodies against the ropes.

ELIMINATED - Austin Aries (via Corino at 9:43)

ELIMINATED - Billy Kidman (via Corino at 9:43)

ELIMINATED - Brock Lesnar (via Corino at 9:43)

Corino just dumped all 3 MEN! He did what everyone in this arena knew he would do. He turned on Brock Lesnar. Corino turns away and walks towards the fallen CIMA & Petey Williams. The crowd suddenly begins roaring as Brock Lesnar has gotten to his feet. He slams Aries & Kidman down at his sides. Corino hears the roar and turns around to see Lesnar practically foaming at the mouth at ringside. Corino's eyes grow huge as you can read his lips..."Oh Shit...". Lesnar darts under the bottom rope and runs right at Corino, who jumps over the top rope and runs through the crowd.

ELIMINATED - Steve Corino (via himself at 10:02)

Lesnar gives chase through the crowd, running over a security guard in the process. The crowd is going crazy as Corino literally runs out the front door as the camera man gives up on the chase. Lesnar follows him out the front, as the action turns back to the ring. Petey Williams and NWA: Japan's CIMA have both gotten to their feet, and look at each other, knowing they each stand in the other's way of being the first man going to Redemption. CIMA offers his hand in the center of the ring, and Petey nails a standing dropkick, flooring the Japanese superstar. Petey goes to whip CIMA off the ropes, but CIMA reverses, whipping Petey, who then goes for a headscissors, but stops himself midway, and nails a side Russian legsweep on CIMA. The Finish: Petey heads to the top rope, an unconventional move in a Battle Royal. As Petey perches on the top rope, CIMA gets to his feet and runs into the ropes, crotching Petey on the top. CIMA climbs to the middle rope and unloads with punches and kicks to Petey, attempting to push him off of the top turnbuckle. Petey has a firm grip with two hands on the support. Petey takes the barrage of kicks and slowly lets go with his left hand. It looks like he is slipping as CIMA climbs all the way to the top. Petey takes his free hand and nails a hard uppercut right to the nuts of CIMA. Petey hooks his legs in between the ropes, and pulls the dazed CIMA off the top, sending him flying to the floor below as Petey dangles by his hooked foot on the turnbuckle.

ELIMINATED - CIMA (via Petey Williams at 13:54)

Petey Williams wins the Battlebowl Battle Royal in 13:54 and advances to Redemption for a shot at the Kansas City Border Championship (66/69/61)
Post-Match: Trish Stratus runs to the ring and jumps into Petey's arms, who raises his hand in victory as the Kansas City crowd showers him in boos.

Styles: Petey Williams is heading to Redemption for a shot at the KC Border Title. Who will be the man to meet him? Find out next week on Cyclone. Also, did Brock Lesnar kill Steve Corino, and will the hottest feuds in CSW be able to be contained for one more week before they explode at Redemption? We're out of time. We'll see you next week!

Overall: 71%

Attendance: 3005

TV Rating: 2.06

Edited for Accuracy

Yeah, it does seem pretty bad that Scrooge and I would stop posting at the same time. My excuse is that I don't have the internet at my house, I'm only on right now because I took a special trip to my school just so I could post my show.

NEW Saturday Night
June 17th 2006

The show opens with a recap of last week’s Undertaker vs. Rock match. This includes the set up for Rock and Undertaker vs. Jericho and Siaki… which will take place right away!

Ernie Rowe and Professor Plague welcome us to another wonderful edition of NEW Saturday Night. They hype up tonight’s big main event, which will be a hardcore match between Mick Foley and Tommy Dreamer.

Match One: Undertaker and Rock vs Chris Jericho and Sonny Siaki

The Rock is eager to tangle up with Jericho, but Siaki insists on starting off on his side. This seems like a foolish move, since Rock overpowers Siaki in the early going, knocking him off his feet several times. Siaki makes a tag to Jericho, who immediately gets a blind low blow in on Rock, giving him the advantage. The next several minutes are devoted to Siaki and Jericho taking turns holding Rock still while the other one beats the tar out of him. Finally, Rock ducks, causing Siaki to inadvertently hit Jericho. This pisses Jericho off, who slaps Siaki. The distraction lets Rock tag in Undertaker, who cleans house on both men. Undertaker isolates Siaki, and hits the Last Ride for the win at 7:45!

Winners: The Rock and Undertaker, ***1/4 (78/90/82)

Rowe: This match makes me wonder why Siaki constantly tries to buddy up to Jericho.

Plague: Its because Jericho is great, and Siaki understands that.

Rowe: Either way, Siaki has been humbled once again… wait a minute!

Rowe is alarmed due to Chris Jericho taking a bat and cracking it over the skull of The Rock. Jericho takes Undertaker down as well. Siaki gets to his feet and hits the Siakalypse on Rock Meanwhile, Jericho uses the chair to bash the Undertaker’s skull in. Siaki tries to celebrate with Jericho, but Jericho threatens to hit him with the chair, so Siaki leaves the ring. Jericho stands over The Rock and can be heard saying “Good luck with your tournament match next week, you pathetic son of a bitch!”

In-ring segment: Foley and Flair’s contract signing.

NEW General Manager, Eric Bischoff, is in the ring. There is a desk set up with a contract on it. Foley and Flair make their entrances, and stand on opposite sides of the desk. Bischoff takes the microphone.

Bischoff: Gentlemen, I am well aware that both of you hate my guts, and to be honest, the feeling is mutual. But we have business to conduct, so I expect both of you to behave in a way becoming of an NEW superstar. This contract states the terms and conditions of your upcoming Wrestlecrap match on June 25th, at River Rumble. The current stipulations state that should Mr. Flair win the match, Mick Foley must be Mason the Mutilator for one month, and he has to at least pretend to be enjoying it. Likewise, if Mr. Foley wins, Ric Flair must be Spartacus for one month, and he must act as if he is enjoying it as well (Flair grimaces). But that is not all, in addition to the match stipulations, there will be a couple of additions to the match itself. (Flair is mouthing “please let me have Dreamer in my corner). First off, this match, being the first ever Wrestlecrap match, will take place in…. the DOG KENNEL OF HELL! That’s right, you will be battling in a cage surrounded by ferocious Doberman dogs! And finally, this match will also be a DOG POO MATCH! That’s right, I believe Mr. Foley has already competed in one of these classic matches. There will be no pin-falls, submissions, or count-outs, the winner will be whoever throws his opponent in the Doberman’s crap first!

Flair: You…have…got… to… JOKING! I’m a sixteen time world champion! I’m the most respected wrestler in the entire world! You cannot expect me to agree to this!

Foley: C’mon, Flair, sounds like fun to me. (Foley signs the contract).

Bischoff: Tell you what, Flair, I can understand why you wouldn’t want to wrestle in this match. But you know what else? You have been a pain in the ass since New England Wrestling started and if you do not sign this contract, I’ll fire your ass so quickly you’ll be begging to play Spartacus.

Flair glares at Bischoff for several seconds, but then signs the contract. Flair then takes the contract and blasts Bischoff in the head with it. Foley jumps Flair but gets hit as well. Foley goes down. Flair takes the microphone again.

Flair: On second thought, Foley, this match will be a shining moment in my career. I’ll expose you for the piece of crap that you are by throwing you into a fresh pile of it. I’ll see you at River Rumble, “Mason.”

Rowe: Oh, the audacity of Ric Flair! I hope Foley teaches him a lesson at River Rumble, I think spending a month as Spartacus could really humble Flair.

Plague: Give me a break, Rowe, how can you stand for the ill treatment of a legend like Flair!

91%

Match Two: The Basham Brothers vs. Kane and Big Show

Big Show and Kane do not like one another, giving the Bashams an edge in this match. Kane and Big Show’s power and size manages to overcome the Bashams for several minutes. This lasts until Doug Basham targets the famously weak knees of the Big Show and the Bashams take turns tagging in and out to violate Big Show’s knee. Kane stands by, but decides he has had enough. He storms the ring, chokeslams both Bashams and his partner as well! Kane storms off, leaving Big Show victim to a double team from the Bashams. Doug pins Big Show at 5:45.

Winners: The Basham Brothers, **1/2 (70/80/76)

Rowe: The Bashams pick up a big victory on their way to the three way tag at River Rumble. They could very well become the first ever NEW Tag Team Champions!

Plague: Kane once again showed that he is too good to hang with the Big Show.

In-ring segment: JBL is on a quest.

John Bradshaw Layfield makes his to the ring. He takes a microphone.

JBL: You know, ever since Steve Corino abandoned New England Wrestling for NWA: Central States Wrestling, I have wondered why he would want to. I mean, New England as a place to live is horrible and the locals’ teeth are greener than the grass on my lawn, but NEW has quickly established itself as being where the big boys play. Let’s face it, this promotion rocks (this actually pops the crowd a bit). I think Steve Corino is a very foolish individual for leaving these green pastures to go to the stink house that is CSW, but there is a man who is his stark opposite. This man decided that CSW wasn’t for him and that NEW was the place to be. But not only did he realize that CSW had an inferior show and inferior fans, but upon arriving here he realized how horrible the CSW locker-room is. So right now I am demanding that Chris Sabin come out here and tell us all about the shady CSW locker-room.

Chris Sabin comes out to the ring. He looks to be ready for a fight if need be.

JBL: Okay, Chris, this may be hard for you to deal with the emotional trauma of having worked at CSW, but I need you to be strong. Tell me about how the politics backstage are killing CSW. Tell me about how the stars need to do sexual favors for advancement. Tell me about how corrupt the management is, particularly President Jamie Geist. Speak up, man!

Sabin: Actually, JBL, I have no idea what makes you think I had any horror stories to tell you. The truth is that CSW is a perfectly fine place to wrestle, I just thought NEW suited my needs more. I wouldn’t knock them, they are doing their own thing and we’re doing our own thing.

JBL: That is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard! You were forced out weren’t you and you are just trying to suck up to President Geist! You know you were on your way to the top there but realized you actually have to work for your spot here. Isn’t that the truth!

Sabin: Chill out, man, go have a glass of water or something. Why are you so out to make CSW into something that its not? I think you’re just pissed that Steve Corino beat your sorry ass and then decided to switch territories before you could find a way to embarrass him so now you’re attacking his new employers. I wasn’t at CSW very long, JBL, but I was there long enough to know that you wouldn’t do any better there than you are here!

JBL: IS THAT SO?!? Well in THAT CASE I have a promise. I don’t have a match for River Rumble. Why don’t you call your little friends over at CSW and tell them THIS! If any one of them has the BALLS to step into the ring with the wrestling god, then all they need to do is simply show up and I’ll beat the HELL out of whoever it is. I will embarrass CSW the way Corino embarrassed me! In fact, I damn well hope Corino shows his sorry face here again so I clothesline him straight to HELL!

Rowe: JBL has issued an open challenge to anyone from NWA:CSW!

Plague: Do you think anyone from CSW would dare step up against JBL?

Rowe: I don’t know, that would only encourage JBL.

83%

Match Three: Christian Cage and Shark Boy vs. Edge and Gregory Helms

The Christian/Edge feud continues with this match, where each man chose a tag team partner. It turns into a fun spot match, as both teams make quick tags, keeping the action fast paced and fresh. Shark Boy gets some fun offense in on Edge, which infuriates him. Edge removes the turnbuckle padding and tries to drop Shark Boy’s head on the exposed steel. Shark Boy counters, causing Edge is be slightly busted open. Edge tags in Helms, who hits a shining wizard on Shark Boy. Christian makes the blind tag and hits the Unprettier on Helms for the win at 6:00.

Winners: Christian Cage and Shark Boy, **3/4 (68/73/80)

Rowe: Christian Cage continues to impress. Next week Christian will be in the fight of his life when he meets Chris Jericho in the semifinals of the NEW Championship tournament!

Backstage Interview with The Rock

Iron Troy Cumings is backstage with The Rock. He asks The Rock how he feels about what Chris Jericho did to him and the Undertaker earlier. The Rock says that regardless of circumstances, he wants to wrestle Chris Jericho at River Rumble. He says it may happen courtesy of the tournament, but if one or both of them lose their semifinal matches next week, he wants the match to happen anyway. The Rock feels that it has been too long since Chris Jericho had a good sized boot lodged up his ass and he needs to remember what it feels like.

100%

Match Four: Mick Foley vs. Tommy Dreamer (hardcore match)

Dreamer and Foley each bring weapons to the ring. Dreamer has his signature kendo stick, while Foley has his baseball bat wrapped up with barbed wire. Foley swings at Dreamer, who ducks and cracks the kendo stick across Foley’s gut. Dreamer cracks it again over Foley’s back and goes for the cover. Foley kicks out and mounts a comeback against Dreamer. Foley hits his signature over the ropes clothesline, and they hit the ringside area hard. They brawl over to the announce table, where Foley takes a monitor and nails Dreamer in the head. Foley sets Dreamer up on the table for a piledrive, but Dreamer counters and hits the Dreamer Driver! The table is destroyed! Dreamer goes for the cover, but Foley kicks out. Dreamer sets Foley up for a piledriver on the ring steps, but Foley counters it and drops Dreamer on the steps back first. Dreamer crawls back into the ring for a safer environment, but Foley takes the opportunity to grab “Barbie.” Foley hits Dreamer with the evil weapon several times before putting Mr. Socko on and taking Dreamer out with the mandible claw. Dreamer submits at 13:13!

Winner: Mick Foley, ***3/4 (74/84/83)

After the match, Flair tries running in, but thinks twice when he sees Foley wielding “Barbie.” The show ends with Foley posing over a bloodied Tommy Dreamer.

Rowe: That was a horrific match we just witnessed!

Plague: That was a sickening reminder of why Foley is the hardcore legend and why Dreamer is the “Innovator of Violence!”

Rowe: It’s been a wild ride folks, but don’t forget to tune in next week! The NEW Championship semifinal matches will take place as Christian Cage will battle Chris Jericho and The Rock faces Kane!

Plague: It will set up the main event for River Rumble, you won’t want to miss it!

Overall: 79

We got a 2.14 rating for 'NEW Saturday Night!'!
The attendance level was 2509 people.
We made $75270 from ticket sales.

Awesome, that was a great show. I thought you were being pre-empted this week, but am glad to see you got a show up.

The opener was really good, and puts Jericho over as a ruthless son of a bitch. I like it. I really have no clue who is going to advance in your tournament, as it is all pretty open at this point. With Rock's challenge to Jericho, I'm cringing at a Taker-Kane finale. We'll see.

I LOVE the wrestlecrap stuff. It couldn't possibly be worse than a Dog Poo match inside a Kennel from Hell. That is just fuckin horrible, and I love Bischoff making the match and Foley & Flair just being outraged. Great usage of the older generation.

Love the JBL-Sabin bit. I wonder if anyone from CSW will nut up and try to shut him up?

I like the hardcore match in the finale, but it kind of places the emphasis off of the NEW Title and more towards the Foley-Flair stuff. I kind of felt like Christian, Edge, and Kane (just random tag team stuff) were kind of an afterthought this week.

Oh NWA Japan...............