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Title: Impact Spoilers
Description: Two weeks worth


jamiegeist - May 16, 2006 05:40 AM (GMT)
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First hour (airing on Thursday)

Christian came out with the title belt and cut a promo. Before long, eight guys, Monty Brown, Rhino, Ron Killings, Raven, Sting, Abyss, Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner all came out wanting a title shot. Larry Zbyszko ruled that over the next four weeks, there would be singles matches. No matches would be announced ahead of time so you don't know who will wrestle until he announces it 30 seconds before the match is to start. The four winners join Christian in a King of the Mountain match on 6/18's PPV.

Chris Sabin b Petey Williams to win the X Cup. Members of both teams were kicked out of ringside. Sabin won clean with the cradle shock. Kevin Nash then broke the trophy over Sabin and laid him out, saying he's the best guy in the entire X tournament and Nash had no trouble with him.

Scott Steiner was threatening Don West, when Samoa Joe came out. There was a staredown, and Steiner left.

Joe b Chase Stevens with a choke. He wouldn't release the choke and Andy Douglas ran in for the save. People wanted Joe to kill Douglas, but he backed off.

Team 3-D wanted a rematch under any rules with the James Gang for what happened at the PPV

In the KOM qualifier, Abyss b Rhino when both Bobby Roode and Scott D'Amore interfered.


Hour two(air date 5/25)

Sen She won a four-way over Jay Lethal, Alex Shelley and Shark Boy with a double foot stop off the top rope on Lethal. After the match, Nash destroyed Sen She and left with Shelley.

Elix Skipper & David Young b Styles & Daniels when AMW interfered and used the night stick gimmick

Sting said that in the end, either he or Jarrett were going to be out of the sport.

James Gang dressed up in drag. Well, Kip did dress like a black man. B.G. dressed like a fat man. They pretended to be the Dudleys and did a promo about how the James Gang were international stars and the Dudleys were Philadelphia tag team champions.

Bobby Roode b Andy Douglas clean with the Northern lariat. Roode kept on him until Stevens made the save. Team Canada then all attacked The Naturals. Rhino, who got the biggest pop thus far in the show, cleaned house for the save, and challenged Roode & D'Amore to a handicap match. Shane Douglas also came out. It appears Douglas may manage The Naturals.

Ron Killings b Monty Brown with a roll-up to advance to the KOM

Scrooge McSuck - May 16, 2006 05:49 AM (GMT)
Okay, the Kevin Nash angle is now shit.

dynamite kido - May 16, 2006 12:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 15 2006, 11:49 PM)
Okay, the Kevin Nash angle is now shit.

Yep. Just like I was thinking.

Big F'N Swigg - May 16, 2006 02:32 PM (GMT)
Someone can't spell Senshi.

Which is why it's a bad name

EDIT: And off all the people for Nash to kill, Senshi? He's a fucking martial arts machine. He should kick the shit out of Nash. Then curb stomp him in the balls

whitemilesdavis - May 16, 2006 03:32 PM (GMT)
Of course, he weighs about 150.

Scrooge McSuck - May 16, 2006 05:15 PM (GMT)
And Nash's legs combined weigh 10 pounds and have an age of 178.

The Last Free Voice - May 16, 2006 05:22 PM (GMT)
How disappointing.

jamiegeist - May 16, 2006 05:51 PM (GMT)
I still like the Nash angle, and this is working well. At least he isn't squashing people in a match. He is beating people up after they're prone following a hard match.

Everyone's reaction = predictable. I knew shit would hit the fan when Senshi got beat down.

The Last Free Voice - May 16, 2006 05:57 PM (GMT)
Yeah. If it was anyone but Senshi, I don't think I'd be so down on it. But he's supposedly the hot new guy coming back, and they let Nash turn him to bug squash? As much as I'd like to see Sabin elevated by this thing, I'd much rather see Ki back on top of the X-Divison.

eStragand - May 16, 2006 06:15 PM (GMT)
3-D are being booked as the biggest bozos this side of Jekko and Blinky the Juggling Clowns (and their Amazing Stunt Dogs). Remember, they supposedly came to TNA to win the NWA tag team belts. But in the 7 or 8 months they've been there, they've been more focussed on Team Canada and the James Gang. Next month: watchout Diamonds in the Rough! Table for three! yuk yuk..get it? Table!? For three?!! Get me sum butta', I'm on a roll!

At least the Nash angle now has an active participant and a guy who can do X division stuff--- I'm assuming he's hooking up with Shelley. Some Nash/Shelley films might be fun.

Scrooge McSuck - May 16, 2006 06:37 PM (GMT)
The X Cup Finals is completely over-shadowed by Kevin Nash. Then he squashes Low Ki (the fuck if I'm calling him "Sen Shi") the next week, who is just coming back!

TNA = Ran by morons. How many times does Kevin Nash have to fake heart attacks and injuries to get out of jobbing before people learn not to use him?

Mad Dog - May 26, 2006 08:23 PM (GMT)
I'd like to call these spoilers out for incorrectly saying who Nash attacked on the last episode. He went out of his way to avoid Low Ki.

jamiegeist - May 26, 2006 08:30 PM (GMT)
Yeah, it definintely makes a difference in the angle. Him attacking Ki would have been so idiotic after they ran all these video packages.

I'm still on board with the Nash angle.




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