http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48399I particularly enjoyed the sidebar, just because I go to Portland Sea Dogs games occasionally and they're the home town Double AA team. Good stuff.

Awesome... and funny article.
Ha! I could definitely see Clemens beaning his son.
Makes me wonder: when Kirk Gibson retired in 1995, he said he was being "traded to his family". So what did the Tigers get for him? The Gibson family needs to pay up
The least funny of all of them is the Yankee one, although it's true.
In order of funny...
1. Rangers
2. Sea Dogs
3. Astros
4. Padres
5. Red Sox
6. Yankees