May 28, 2006

May Day – in Rio de Janeiro, Virginia

Before the event started there was a fan festival held outside of the arena. Rhyno Gored Scrooge McSuck through a table and there was much rejoicing.


Survivor Match:
Winning team faces each other for the NWA: Mid-Atlantic Tag Team titles.

The Outsiders and The Heart Throbs def. The Backseat Boyz and Lacey’s Angels

The Match:
First Fall : Trent Acid def. Antonio with Yakuza Kick at 3:12.

Second Fall : Deranged def. Romeo The Blue Print at 5:38.

Third Fall : Kevin Nash def. Izzy with a Jackknife Powerbomb at 6:37.

Fourth Fall : Scott Hall def. Deranged with the Outsiders Edge at 8:49.

Fifth Fall : Scott Hall def. Johnny Kashmere with the Outsiders Edge at 11:01.

Sixth Fall : Kevin Nash def. Trent Acid with the Jackknife Powerbomb at 13:59.

*3/4
68/64/73


Quarter-Finals: Christopher Daniels def. Goldberg at 9:52 when Daniels low-blowed Goldberg and put him in the Angel Wings.
***1/4
82/83/82


Quarter Finals: Sting def. Ultimate Warrior via submission at 12:15 when the Ultimate Warrior laid-out Sting with the Warrior Press. While the ref was checking on Sting, Warrior went for the Warrior Splash by was hit with a chair by Randy Orton. Sting Irish-whipped Warrior into the corner and hit the Stinger Splash. Sting then cinched on the Scorpion Deathlock. Sting then saw Orton at ringside and chasing after him at ringside. Orton ran away from Sting by going into the room where he was greeted by the Ultimate Warrior with the Warrior Press. Sting put Orton into the Scropion Deathlock as Warrior did the Warrior Splash on Orton.
*3/4
67/72/57


Quarter-Finals: AJ Styles def. John Cena at 8:27 with the Spiral Tap. After the match, the two shook hands.
***3/4
84/86/82


Quarter-Finals: Hulk Hogan def. Randy Orton at 6:43 with a Big Boot when Sting distracted Orton at ringside by pointing the black baseball bat at him.
***1/2
85/95/64


Commissioner Bobby Heenan is in the ring.
Heenan: You know as Commissioner I can do whatever I want. So, as Commissioner, I decided to create a new title – the Virginia State title! (The Virginia crowd goes wild.) To decide this Virginia State title, there is going to be a 20 Man Battle Royal right here right now. The remaining two people will fight later on tonight here at may Day to decide a champion. So, if I saw you early tonight and told you’d be wrestling, I was lying. If I didn’t tell you that you were wrestling a match tonight, then you’re part of this Battle Royal. So get down here and let’s get started!
:The ring immediately fills with 19 wrestlers:
Heenan: Wait, why the hell is there only 19 here in the ring? I specifically requested 20 for this match! Wait…I didn’t know I was supposed to wrestle tonight! Oh damn! I make 20!
:Bobby Heenan jumps over the top rope:


20 Man Battle Royal – the final two wrestlers will wrestle later-on tonight to decide a champion for the Virginia State title.

Eliminations:
1. Bobby Heenan by himself when he realizes he’s in a Battle Royal at 0:02.
2. Chris Masters by The Boogeyman at 3:03.
3. El Generico by himself when he dove at Chris Masters and pushed out by Boogeyman 3:05.
4. Mikey Whipwreck by Kevin Nash at 5:16.
5. Air Paris by Jimmy Rave when he went to eliminate Kevin Nash at 6:03.
6. Jimmy Rave by Kevin Nash and Scott Hall at 6:07.
7. Jay Lethal by Kevin Nash at 6:47.
9. The Human Tornado by Scott Hall and Kevin Nash at 7:00.
10. Chris Kanyon by Rhyno at 8:23.
11. Abdullah the Butcher by Chavo Guerrero at 8:58.
12. Rhyno by Rey Mysterio 9:57.
13. The Boogeyman by Scotty 2 Hotty at 10:17.
14. Scott Hall by Val Venis at 13:54.
15. Kevin Nash by Steven Richards at 15:24.
16. Scotty 2 Hotty by Rey Mysterio at 17:18.
17. Rey Mysterio by Chavo Guerrero at 18:34.
18. Chavo Guerrero by Val Venis at 19:47.
19. Val Venis by Steven Richards with a Stevie Kick over the top rope at 20:21.

Winner at 20:21: Steven Richards
**1/2
75/76/75


Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Title Match:

The Heart Throbs def. The Outsiders at 9:40 with the Blockbuster. After the match, the Kevin Nash Jackknifed Romeo through a table and Scott Hall did the Outsiders Edge on Antonio over the top rope.

Winner at 9:40 and NEW NWA: Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Champions: The Heart Throbs
**1\2
76/76/77


Virginia State Title:
Val Venis def. Steven Richards at 12:48 when Richards went for a superplex, but Venis head-butted Richards into the ring post. As Richards fell to the mat, Venis jumped off the top turnbuckle and hit the Money Shot.

Winner at 12:48 and NEW Virginia State Champion: Val Venis
**1/2
75/76/75


NWA: Mid-Atlantic title: 60 Iron Man Match: Christopher Daniels vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Sting vs. AJ Styles.

(For the purpose of this match, the scores 0-0-0-0 in that order will respectively represent Christopher Daniels, Hulk Hogan, Sting, and AJ Styles.)


Styles hit an early Styles Clash on Daniels at 8:56: 0-0-0-1

Hogan pins Styles after hitting a big boot at 16:18: 0-1-0-1

Daniels pins Styles after hitting the Angel’s Wings at 22:56: 1-1-0-1

Sting does the Sting Splash on Hogan and gets the pin at 30:18: 1-1-1-1

Styles pins Hogan after landing a moonsault at 35:37: 1-1-1-2

Sting gets a point via submission when Hogan tapped out to the Scorpion Death Lock at 40:12: 1-1-2-2

Daniels pins Sting with the Best Moonsault Ever at 42:29: 2-1-2-2

Styles suplexes Hogan into a double-pin at 44:45: 2-2-2-3

Daniels pins Styles and Hogan with the Best Moonsault Ever at 49:31 4-2-2-3

Sting receives a point via disqualification when Orton interferes in the match and does the RKO on Sting at 51:49: 4-2-3-3

Daniels pins Sting after Orton’s RKO at 51:54: 5-2-3-3

Styles pins Daniels with the Styles Clash at 52:16: 5-2-3-4

Sting pins Daniels with a big splash at 52:36: 5-2-4-4

Hogan pins Sting after hitting a big boot at 54:14: 5-3-4-4

Styles gets a point via submission when Sting tapped-out to a Boston Crab at 54:30: 5-3-4-5

Hogan pin Styles after hitting a Big Boot at 54:45: 5-4-4-5

Sting gets a point via submission when Styles tapped out to the Scorpion Deathlock at 55:06: 5-4-5-5

Hogan pins Sting after hitting an Atomic Drop at 58:19: 5-5-5-5

Daniels hit the Last Rites on Hogan and pins him at 59:28: 6-5-5-5

The match ends at the 60 minute mark when Hogan received a two count after hitting the Legdrop of Doom on Daniels. 6-5-5-5

Winner at 60:00 and NEEEEWWW NWA: Mid-Atlantic Champion: “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels
***1\2 rating
84/89/75

79 Overall

That was.....interesting. I just wish we had at least a little bit of hype for your supershow, which featured matches that no one had a clue would even be happening.

And your Ironman match seemed to get a little silly near the end.

I can't say I'm surprised that Daniels won B) Now its time for him to reign for two years.

I liked the way you recapped your iron man too.

I just can't write long winded shows anymore and I figured that'd be the best way to do it for now.

Ideally, all four of them noticed the Iron Man match was almost over with less than 10 minutes left and was trying to score a pin anyway possible, and since all of them wrestled earlier and had been 50 minutes already, they were winded and could easily be pinned.

Plus do you think Hulk Hogan (and even Sting) should be in a 60 minute Iron Man match - even with Daniels and Styles in it?

It all revolved around the Fisticuffs Tournament, actually. So everything was dependent on the tournamnet standings.

I just meant the lack of mention for the way the finals were going to be conducted, the sudden appearance of a battle royal, and all that jazz.

I booked it WCW in 2000 style.

You should call your June show the "June Bug."

I hate your life.

How about "Benny and JUNE"

How about "Swigg gets anally raped by a Pimp Named Slickback." Damn, I forgot "June" in there. How about "Swigg gets anally raped by a Pimp Named Slickback in June". There we go. Problem solved.

Give me a minute, I'm trying to make a Scrooge joke out of that....











Nah, it won't work.

You could name it "June o What?

How about "June Swoon"? Or, "June Roxxors Your Soxxors?"

sweet....

I like "June.... WITH BALLOONS!"

"June Poon"

We could go the route of "Carousel" and go with "June's Bustin' Out All Over".

June Tang

JuneTang wins for sure.

I might go with one of those. What else does everyone have?

Hmmm...I can sense a poll coming up.

In all honesty, I would name it something not gay and stupid.

I guess "jamiegeist in June" is out.

That was really good actually.

NWA Mid-Atlantic presents "Something Not Gay and Stupid"

(puts Mid-Atlantic on the Scrooge Sheet Shit List)