Title: Smackdown Spoilers
Description: For 5/12
prof_plague - May 12, 2006 07:37 AM (GMT)
There person who wrote this up sucked overall and made a bunch of typos, but I left it as is.
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From gamefaqs.com
"I just got back from Smackdown. Forgive me if I dont remember everthing that happened.
Velocity
Funaki def. Sylvan
Gunner Scott def. Orlando Jordan
Matt Hardy def. Simon Dean via Super Twist of Fate
Benoit def. Regal (Great match! I suggest you check it out once they put up the next Velocity)
Smackdown
Triple Threat for #1 contendership for the CW title
Super Crazy def. Ninzio and Kid Kash
Mark Henry def. Burchill (Debut of Henry's new music)
Gymini def. Team Jobber
London, Kendrick, and Jillian pants MNM
KotR Semifinals
Lashley def. Finley
The Great Khali (TV doesn't do the man justice. He is freakin' HUGE.) def. Mysterio (squash match)
Dark Match
Triple Threat for WH title
Mysterio def. JBL and Mark Henry
Overall and average show |
dynamite kido - May 12, 2006 12:41 PM (GMT)
WOW..............they let Khali squash Mysterio........and they won't understand why Rey's title reign won't work.
Funny how Rey's the champion, yet he's jobbed on TV 2 weeks in a row. When was the last time a champion did that?
Scrooge McSuck - May 12, 2006 01:29 PM (GMT)
(thinks)
Under any condition? Never. I miss the days when the World Champ not only rarely wrestled on TV to begin with, but no way in hell was doing any sort of job.
The Last Free Voice - May 12, 2006 03:21 PM (GMT)
Good to know I'm not missing anything by not watching Smackdown.
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 12, 2006 04:08 PM (GMT)
Goddamnit! This isn't fair to Rey at all. I hope he drops the title now, just so I don't have to get pissed off about this anymore.
Scrooge McSuck - May 12, 2006 04:17 PM (GMT)
WWE probably did this intentionally to soften the blow for when JBL wins it at Judgment Day. After all, what's a third kick to the balls after the first 2?
The Last Free Voice - May 12, 2006 04:28 PM (GMT)
A kick in the balls is still a kick in the balls.
Scrooge McSuck - May 12, 2006 04:30 PM (GMT)
The pain can't get any worse with a 3rd in a row, though... unless the kick was with a shoe that had a blade at the end of it.
prof_plague - May 12, 2006 05:11 PM (GMT)
I read somewhere that JBL is supposed to do an angle where he pay-off somewhere because he needed the money and then fought Mysterio. So I thought I would have been Chavo or Batista, or any other face turning heel.
SamoaRowe - May 12, 2006 07:29 PM (GMT)
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from pwtorch;
"The Great Khali is considered to be so bad in the ring that he's been labeled as a danger to his opponents and a risk to himself as well. His upcoming match with The Undertaker at Judgment Day just may be his only high-profile WWE match before he gets cut loose because he's said to be that inept.
Khali's recent involvement at WWE shows has been limited to run-ins for the most part because management isn't too keen on him having actual matches" |
Scrooge McSuck - May 12, 2006 07:34 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ May 12 2006, 03:29 PM) |
| QUOTE | from pwtorch;
"The Great Khali is considered to be so bad in the ring that he's been labeled as a danger to his opponents and a risk to himself as well. His upcoming match with The Undertaker at Judgment Day just may be his only high-profile WWE match before he gets cut loose because he's said to be that inept.
Khali's recent involvement at WWE shows has been limited to run-ins for the most part because management isn't too keen on him having actual matches" |
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And here I thought him killing a guy in the ring with several botched moves was just a freak accident. :P
And They JOBBED REY TO HIM!
Big F'N Swigg - May 12, 2006 07:37 PM (GMT)
Shit, I could have told them that. Saved them tons of money.
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 12, 2006 07:39 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TheBigSwigg @ May 12 2006, 03:37 PM) |
| Shit, I could have told them that. Saved them tons of money. |
Vince and Co. have a hoss fascination. They see the guy's size and it doesn't matter if he's a baby murdering coke addict, they'll pick him up.
Big F'N Swigg - May 12, 2006 07:47 PM (GMT)
**Waits for Snitsky joke**
prof_plague - May 12, 2006 07:47 PM (GMT)
If they wanted a big guy, they should have just rehired The Acadian Giant, at leat he can work for a big guy.
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 12, 2006 07:48 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TheBigSwigg @ May 12 2006, 03:47 PM) |
| **Waits for Snitsky joke** |
And there's no hoss that murders babies and snorts crack quite like Gene Snitsky.
P.S. He has bacne.
SamoaRowe - May 13, 2006 12:32 AM (GMT)
I still have my fingers crossed that somehow the spoilers were all wrong and that Khali will not beat Mysterio.
prof_plague - May 13, 2006 06:42 AM (GMT)
I still missed SD tonight.
whitemilesdavis - May 13, 2006 12:21 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ May 12 2006, 08:32 PM) |
| I still have my fingers crossed that somehow the spoilers were all wrong and that Khali will not beat Mysterio. |
How did that work out for ya?
SamoaRowe - May 13, 2006 03:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ May 13 2006, 06:21 AM) |
| QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ May 12 2006, 08:32 PM) | | I still have my fingers crossed that somehow the spoilers were all wrong and that Khali will not beat Mysterio. |
How did that work out for ya?
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Terribly :(
I was hoping there was a chance since one set of spoilers I'd read said that Gymini were wrestling London and Kendrick.