Title: Henry Signs Extenstion
Description: And Akio Is Back
prof_plague - May 8, 2006 01:39 AM (GMT)
Reportedly, Mark Henry signed a contract extenstion with WWE. Don't worry, he's not getting a million a year deal, but he was offered $300,000 a year that last through 2007 and isn't guaranteed.
Also, Akio is back. He had a match with Haas on Heat. He might do something with the new ECW show.
And Charlie Haas and Jackie Gayda are having a baby in December.
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 8, 2006 01:49 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (prof_plague @ May 7 2006, 09:39 PM) |
Reportedly, Mark Henry signed a contract extenstion with WWE. Don't worry, he's not getting a million a year deal, but he was offered $300,000 a year that last through 2007 and isn't guaranteed.
Also, Akio is back. He had a match with Haas on Heat. He might do something with the new ECW show.
And Charlie Haas and Jackie Gayda are having a baby in December. |
Some of you are going to disagree with me, but this isn't great news to me.
Scrooge McSuck - May 8, 2006 11:12 PM (GMT)
(throws life-sized Mark Henry doll at Choate)
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 8, 2006 11:25 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 8 2006, 07:12 PM) |
| (throws life-sized Mark Henry doll at Choate) |
Wash that before you start throwing it around.
Scrooge McSuck - May 8, 2006 11:26 PM (GMT)
Are you saying Mark Henry doesn't know how to clean himself?
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 8, 2006 11:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 8 2006, 07:26 PM) |
| Are you saying Mark Henry doesn't know how to clean himself? |
I'm saying you don't know how to clean him.
Scrooge McSuck - May 8, 2006 11:43 PM (GMT)
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 8, 2006 11:45 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 8 2006, 07:43 PM) |
| ... I'm not following. |
After you explore his Sexual Chocolate persona.
Scrooge McSuck - May 8, 2006 11:46 PM (GMT)
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 8, 2006 11:47 PM (GMT)
After you have sex with the life size Mark Henry doll, it needs to be cleaned. Way to take the wind out of my sails, Captain Jackass.
Scrooge McSuck - May 8, 2006 11:49 PM (GMT)
Are you accusing me of having sex with an inflatable Mark Henry doll?
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 8, 2006 11:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 8 2006, 07:49 PM) |
| Are you accusing me of having sex with an inflatable Mark Henry doll? |
Yes.
Scrooge McSuck - May 8, 2006 11:51 PM (GMT)
Why didn't you just say so to begin with?
TheGreatWhiteChoate - May 8, 2006 11:53 PM (GMT)
I thought I'd be clever/ stupid. I also wanted to make a joke about how much Henry sucks, but now I'm afraid it'll take ten posts.
Scrooge McSuck - May 9, 2006 12:01 AM (GMT)
So what? We could use the posts. :D
dynamite kido - May 9, 2006 12:03 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ May 8 2006, 06:01 PM) |
| So what? We could use the posts. :D |
YOU sure can.....
Scrooge McSuck - May 9, 2006 12:09 AM (GMT)
Are you acussing me of having a low post count?
Scrooge McSuck - May 9, 2006 12:09 AM (GMT)
Big F'N Swigg - May 9, 2006 01:14 AM (GMT)