Where to begin here... Jesus. I know people knock the Phantom Menace and the Attack of the Clones, but damn it, those two movies look like they were part of the original trilogy compared to this piece of crap.

It's not bad enough most of the scenes are from a B-movie or recycled (and badly) from the original movie, but damn the new characters sucked.

Mala, Lumpy, and Itchy are all annoying, and considering the first 9 minutes of the movie is NOTHING but wookie talk, that just gets really annoying.

BEA F'N ARTHUR has a lengthy scene where she no only is hit on by the transvestite cook, but also sings the absolute worst song imaginable to the Cantina Theme.

The one and ONLY appearence of Darth Vader is taken from the movie where he actually mutters the word HOUSEHOLD in a Star Wars movie.

The two musical performances (Diahann Caroll (the WOW) and Jefferson Starship) aren't too bad, but the circumstances for the first and unintelligable lyrics from time to time for the second are just too horrible to ignore.

The only GOOD portion is the 10 minute animated episode where we are introduced to BOBA F'N FETT, and find out even more that Luke Skywalker is an idiot.

Actually I also didn't mind Art Carney's character, although I have a sneaky feeling that the Empirial Trooper's lines were dubbed in, considering the guy looks like a queer and the voice is DEEP AND MENACING.

Speaking of queer, what was up with that homo-circus Lumpy watches?! Oy vey...