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Now that Molly Holly is back as a trainer, at what point should she ask to be released again? Although I would like to see a worked shoot interview with Molly on the Diva Search and then feud with the entire competition.

...And they are now taking up time on both Raw and Smackdown...great. Any heel who continues to interrupt these segments will be my new favorite heel and will keep bitching until he is promoted to main eventer.

... Excuse me.

(screams into a pillow)

I'm sure there's a gay joke written all over that, too.

Too damn easy.


And why, why are they doing this again? It sure as hell didn't work out real great the first time.

Actually it's failed horribly 2 times now. I think they'll keep doing this and giving it more time until it actually works out for them. I guess it's no loss for them as they just fire the person after a year even when they offer to take a paycut and want to learn how to wrestle.

But teaching them to wrestle requires actual work. They just want some stick with fake tits to trot on T.V. in skimy bikinis and underwear.

I could be mistaken, but I actually think this is the fourth Diva Search. The first one was never aired, and the winner never actually appeared on TV. I know this doesn't count, but for fact there was this one other time took me by surprise. (OK, not really.)

I refuse to recognize that one since footage was only shown on Heat. It was basically a WWE bastardized "Ms. Slut" Contest, trotting about 25 women around in skimpy underwear and bikinis for the guys in the crowd to jack off to. Plus it wasn't for a contract. Just a photo spread in Raw Magazine.

OK, didn't know about that last part. I was about to say it's all the same, until you mentioned Raw Magazine.

The Diva Search is crappy filler... but, Raw needs filler, anyway.

I would prefer if they switched the SD with Raw, or at least the formula they have for that show, but whatever.

Why don't you audition for the diva search?

Because she doesn't have 10K for Breast implants?

How do we know she isn't packin already. Nothin beats Natural.

Hey! Who had "3 days" in the "how long before someone makes a sexist remark about Leena" poll?!

I know this.........even if she wasn't packin it's not the type of thing to bother me. Vince on the other hand.............that's another story.

While the thought of having sexual relations with Randall Orton, and him pooping in my bag is flattering... the rest isn't. Travelling all year with a bunch of childish assholes. Taking bumps, and stuff. And they probably have zero time to themselves... since the ladies have to constantly make sure they look their best.

I'm content with sitting on my ass and making 85% less.

Funny, that's pretty much my explanation for not being a wrestler

Especially the "no sex with Randy Orton" part.

I should add the "No soaping by JBL" clause in there as well

And the whole "having Snitsky within 100 feet" thing.

there's a funny pun

I think I'd like for Randy Orton to dookie in my bag. I mean, how many of you have the authentic feces of a former world champ?

Dude, not just a World champ either. THE YOUNGEST World champ.

You'd make a fortune on ebay.

Maybe I should just drop one in a bag and CLAIM that it is Randy Orton's. Who's gonna know?

Just so you know, I've heard his shit don't stink.

a little heads up, just in case you try

Everyone will know. You shit won't have the Heavenly Glow that Randall's does.

Hmm. You both have exellent points.

So let's say I just put some filet mignon in a bag and Claim it is Randy candy. Think I could gat by with it?

That may work

Nope. Still no heavenly glow. Unless it was a filet that Randy was going to eat. `

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