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dynamite kido - March 8, 2006 02:27 PM (GMT)
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Velocity/Dark Matches

Match 1

Matt Hardy vs. Chuck Palumbo

Nothing special here, Hardy hits the leg drop, wins with the twist of fate.

Winner: Matt Hardy

After the match Animal ran out and jumped Hardy.

Match 2

Simon Dean vs. Super Crazy

Dean got on the mic and said he couldn’t believe Super Crazy was so lazy he had to
ride a lawnmower to the ring. This was a great match, I miss Nova. Lot of cool chain
wrestling. I can’t remember the exact finish, but Crazy won.

Winner: Super Crazy

Match 3

Scotty 2 Hotty and Funaki vs. Jamie Noble and Kid Kash

This was a pretty good match, for a Scotty 2 Hotty match. I love Noble and Kash,
Jamie was the man in ROH. Lot of cool double team maneuvers from Jamie and Kash. The
end came when Scotty was going for the worm and Noble hit him from behind and nailed
him with the tiger driver.

Winners: Kash and Noble

Match 4

Tatanka Vs Jobber

See ten years ago.

Winner: Tatanka.

Match 5

WWE Tag Team Championship

MNM vs. Paul London and Brian Kendrick

This was an excellent match, everyone needs to watch Velocity this week. London hit
a drop-sault on Nitro and landed on Mercury for the cover, it was cool. London had
the match won twice but Kendrick or Melina distracted both times the ref. Melina
pushed Paul off the top rope when he went for the London Star Press. MNM went for
the snap shot but Kendrick hit a super kick on Mercury, and London DDTed Nitro! I
really thought they had it there but MNM threw Kendrick out and hit the snap shot on
London. 1-2-3

Winners and still champs: MNM

SMACKDOWN

Mark Henry comes down with Daivari and said he was overlooked. Batista overlooked
him and he hurt him so bad he had to give up the title. Then Angle overlooked him,
Teddy Long overlooked him and Undertaker overlooked him for a title shot, he called
Angle out. Angle told Henry he was a wrestling machine and hit the ring, they
brawled, Orton ran down and jumped Angle. Double team time till Rey makes the save,
he ended up getting smashed by Henry. Theodore Long came out and made the main event
match up, Henry and Orton vs. Mysterio and Angle.

Match 1

Money in the Bank Qualifier

Finlay vs. Lashley

This one didn’t even make it to the ring, Finlay nailed lashley with the shalalee
and they brawled all the way back stage.

Next out was JBL. He thanked us for all of our get -well cards. He then talked about
how Stone Cold left his name out when discussing the greatest Texan wrestlers of all
time with wwe.com. He challenged Stone Cold to a beer-drinking contest at SNME.

Match 2

William Regal vs. Pirate Paul Burchill

Burchill swung out on a big rope. His entrance video is kind of funny. This was the
sleeper of the night, the crowd didn’t know who to cheer for. Burchill won with the
exploder suplex.

Winner: Pirate Paul

Booker T came out with Sharmell, he had a bag of complaint letters about the
Boogeyman, and this was some funny shit. Theodore Long told him he could take up all
his complaints with the Boogeyman at SNME. Just then red smoke came out of the bag,
and the Boogeyman came out. Booker and Sharmell took off through the crowd,
Boogeyman dumped out the bag of letters but it was full of worms, which he proceeded
to eat.

Backstage we see Gregory Helms sporting an Owen Wilson like nose job. He tells Long
his nose was broken during the overseas tour. Theodore says he feels bad and for
making Helms defend the cruiser weight title every week, and tonight he will get a
break . . . from defending the title, because tonight he will face Chris Benoit!

Match 3

Jillian Hall vs. Kristal

This was a "Diva’s Undressed" match. Jillian has a nice nice body.

Winner: Kristil

Match 4

Gregory Helms vs. Chris Benoit

This match was fun, lots of chain wrestling and rest holds. Benoit hit a nice
German, Helms hit the eye of the hurricane. Benoit locked in the sharpshooter but
Helms made it to the ropes. Helms tried to leave but Noble, London, Kendrick, and
Kash threw him back in the ring. Helms went for a shining wizard but Benoit ducked
and nailed a huge release German suplex. Top rope headbutt, and then he applied the
corssface right on Helms broken nose. Helms tapped right away.

Winner: Chris Benoit

They showed an Animal promo on the screen where he said he was the road warrior, not
hawk or

Hidenright. He’ll have a match with Hardy either next week.

Then they showed Lashley and Finlay battle outside, Lashley flipped a car over and
it nearly crushed Finlay.

Main Event

Rey Mysterio and Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton and Mark Henry

Great ovation, crowd was hot for everyone. Angle and Orton in particular have great
chemistry. Another BS finish when Orton slammed Angle into the steps and Henry
splashed the ref in the corner. Daivari got a table and set it up and it broke. He
got another table and put Rey on it and when he did the leg fell off. He got a third
table and set Rey up for a splash but Angle made the save. Angle tried to suplex
henry off the top rope through the table but he pushed him off and then splashed
Angle through the table!!!! Taker’s music hit and he said he’d face Henry at WM22 in
a CASKET MATCH.

End of Smackdown

Undertaker came out and fought Orton and Henry in a handicap match. Taker won with a
tombstone on Orton!


whitemilesdavis - March 8, 2006 03:09 PM (GMT)
May have to check out Helms vs. Benoit, other than that...ehh.

dynamite kido - March 8, 2006 03:18 PM (GMT)
I've really enjoyed SD every week for the last couple months myself, so I'll probably enjoy it this week.....

whitemilesdavis - March 8, 2006 03:25 PM (GMT)
I've been out playing every weekend lately, so I haven't even watched. I'll probably DVR this just because I'm a Helms mark.

SamoaRowe - March 8, 2006 03:30 PM (GMT)
Sounds like another good episode of Smackdown. I'd like to think this whole Helms vs cruiserweights angle leads to a WrestleMania match, though it's probably just going to end up being a SNME blow-off.

whitemilesdavis - March 8, 2006 03:56 PM (GMT)
Nah, you know they'll throw a bunch of cruisers in the WM opener.

SamoaRowe - March 8, 2006 04:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (whitemilesdavis @ Mar 8 2006, 09:56 AM)
Nah, you know they'll throw a bunch of cruisers in the WM opener.

That's fine by me. Even if it's painfully short, it would be neat to think that Paul London and Brian Kendrick made it on WrestleMania (and Jamie Noble for a second time).

Scrooge McSuck - March 8, 2006 06:50 PM (GMT)
Looks like a decent show. Hopefully I'll remember to tape this week so I can catch Regal/Pirate Guy and Helms/Benoit.

jamiegeist - March 8, 2006 09:20 PM (GMT)
Sounds like fun to me. I hope Austin shows for Main Event, cause JBL-Austin drinking beer would probably be funny. Wouldn't it violate the new anti-drug policy that you can't drink 12 hours before a show?

I'm looking forward to Helms-Benoit, and am very happy they actually found a fresh matchup on Smackdown.

Lashley-Finlay continue to brawl, and they were in the MITB qualifier? So I guess no one qualifies?

MNM v London/Kendrick should not have been on velocity. That's bullshit.

Casket Match for Henry? Sure, whatever. I suppose if you're gonna do a token Taker/Fat dude match, why not go with the Casket. Although doesn't Taker usually lose those?

Scrooge McSuck - March 8, 2006 09:28 PM (GMT)
I suspect they'll be using Non-alcoholic beer at SNME.

TheGreatWhiteChoate - March 8, 2006 09:47 PM (GMT)
Actually really interested in this card, though I'm still waiting for the day that London can get off Velocity for a while.

SamoaRowe - March 8, 2006 10:07 PM (GMT)
London had trouble getting off of Velocity even when he was Cruiserweight and Tag Team Champions.

prof_plague - March 8, 2006 11:01 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Mar 8 2006, 04:07 PM)
London had trouble getting off of Velocity even when he was Cruiserweight and Tag Team Champions.

I've already forgotten he was a tag team champion.

SamoaRowe - March 9, 2006 01:37 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (prof_plague @ Mar 8 2006, 05:01 PM)
QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Mar 8 2006, 04:07 PM)
London had trouble getting off of Velocity even when he was Cruiserweight and Tag Team Champions.

I've already forgotten he was a tag team champion.

Yeah, it was a while ago (two months in 2004) and he and Billy Kidman didn't do much as champs besides lose a lot of matches.

S.T. Strickler - March 9, 2006 02:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (jamiegeist @ Mar 8 2006, 04:20 PM)
Casket Match for Henry? Sure, whatever. I suppose if you're gonna do a token Taker/Fat dude match, why not go with the Casket. Although doesn't Taker usually lose those?

Yeah, 'Taker does usually lose casket matches.. But remember a few things:

1) It's WrestleMania

2) 'Taker don't lose at WrestleMania

3) Mark Henry sucks

4) Undertaker ain't gonna lose to a suckbag like Henry at WrestleMania.

Scrooge McSuck - March 9, 2006 02:11 AM (GMT)
I hope Mark Henry wins at WM just to hear you cry. :D

TheGreatWhiteChoate - March 9, 2006 02:14 AM (GMT)
It would be one thing if Henry looked even remotely intimidating, but he doesn't. He looks like a Klingon--a really fat one. He's just got nothing going for him.

Scrooge McSuck - March 9, 2006 02:19 AM (GMT)
Mark Henry is the World's Strongest Man! He's strong! He's big! Did I mention he's strong?!

TheGreatWhiteChoate - March 9, 2006 02:25 AM (GMT)
Ye gods, you're right. How did I miss this?!

S.T. Strickler - March 9, 2006 02:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Mar 8 2006, 09:11 PM)
I hope Mark Henry wins at WM just to hear you cry. :D

Well, now I'm hoping Kane & Big Show lose the tag belts. How about THAT, mister? :D

Scrooge McSuck - March 9, 2006 02:28 AM (GMT)
But I kinda like Carlito/Masters, so it's no skin off my dick.... and SHUT UP! I'm not listening! la-la-la-la-la-la!

dynamite kido - March 9, 2006 02:50 AM (GMT)
For once I'll actually stick up for Mark Henry. Of course he's not the greatest worker..............but I've actually enjoyed him more during this stint than at any point in his career. He doesn't beat people he shouldn't and he generally puts people over the way they need to be. Point and case Myserio before the rumble............he beat Rey, but Rey still looked like the super babyface that he should look like. It didn't hurt Rey one bit.

SamoaRowe - March 9, 2006 02:50 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Mar 8 2006, 08:11 PM)
I hope Mark Henry wins at WM just to hear you cry. :D

I won't be crying, but if there had ever been a time for Undertaker to do a WrestleMania job, it would've been last year.

Scrooge McSuck - March 9, 2006 02:52 AM (GMT)
Or WM X-8 vs. Flair.

Or WM XX vs. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEN~~!!!

Ok, not WM 20, but he dominated the Flair feud to the point you expected Flair to win.

SamoaRowe - March 9, 2006 02:54 AM (GMT)
Well, Flair didn't exactly need the rub or anything... but you're right, it went against the booking.


I wouldn't have changed the outcome of the WMXX match, but I would've booked Kane more strongly.

dynamite kido - March 9, 2006 03:00 AM (GMT)
Everyone's blatant no selling of me giving Henry props is appauling.

bitches.

Scrooge McSuck - March 9, 2006 03:15 AM (GMT)
Fine... HOLY CRAP?! DK LIKES MARK HENRY?!?!?

What next, me becoming Shawn Michaels' biggest fan?

S.T. Strickler - March 9, 2006 03:19 AM (GMT)
I'll also agree with DK here. Henry's current run has been better than his previous pushes, and that includes "Sexual Chocolate".

jamiegeist - March 9, 2006 06:44 AM (GMT)
But still. They essentially called someone up that virtually nobody even knows existed. It isn't like they're talking about his past, or how long he has been around.

They could have called up any of their muscleheads to job to Taker. And it would be rediculous that one of them would be getting a Mania high profile match.

As I type this, I'm remembering Nathan Jones or something got on Wrestlemania with Taker, so fuck it all.

I guess the point I'm (not) making is that I prefer Mark Henry over some guy we've never heard of.

Goddam. I shouldn't have had beer, cause I just contradicted myself like 14 times in 4 sentences.

Scrooge McSuck - March 9, 2006 06:55 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
I just contradicted myself like 14 times in 4 sentences.


We call that the Scrooge Effect. :D

dynamite kido - March 9, 2006 02:50 PM (GMT)
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I guess the point I'm (not) making is that I prefer Mark Henry over some guy we've never heard of.


EXACTLY, that's the way I feel too 100%.

TheGreatWhiteChoate - March 9, 2006 04:28 PM (GMT)
I'm just not sure you can expect even a bad match out of the two of them, much less anything to get excited about.

dynamite kido - March 9, 2006 05:18 PM (GMT)
Well when Taker is motivated, he can make a guy look damn good..........especially when he's not injured.........that Mania match might be better than expected.

TheGreatWhiteChoate - March 9, 2006 05:18 PM (GMT)
I'll have to see. I'll probably only be convinced if I see it happen.

SamoaRowe - March 9, 2006 06:01 PM (GMT)
The Taker/Henry match from a few weeks ago was pretty good, so I think the WrestleMania one will have some promise.

prof_plague - March 10, 2006 02:19 AM (GMT)
May be around ** to **1/2 would be my prediction.

SamoaRowe - March 10, 2006 02:20 AM (GMT)
Undertaker in a **1/2 match at WrestleMania would be above his usual WM rating anyhow, so good for him

prof_plague - March 10, 2006 02:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Mar 9 2006, 08:20 PM)
Undertaker in a **1/2 match at WrestleMania would be above his usual WM rating anyhow, so good for him

:lol: Well, his match against Orton last year was really good though.

jamiegeist - March 10, 2006 05:13 AM (GMT)
I totally agree. Loved the match. And I really thought Orton had a good shot at getting the win.

SamoaRowe - March 10, 2006 07:04 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (prof_plague @ Mar 9 2006, 08:32 PM)
QUOTE (SamoaRowe @ Mar 9 2006, 08:20 PM)
Undertaker in a **1/2 match at WrestleMania would be above his usual WM rating anyhow, so good for him

:lol: Well, his match against Orton last year was really good though.

Yeah, last year was arguably Undertaker's greatest WM match ever. I'd say at least ***1/2.

Which is still about *** higher than usual :P




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