WWE.com posted that they have broken all professional ties with Marty Jannetty. Or something like that. Very straightforward and direct. Either its a stupid work, or he fucked up. How do you fuck up so quick?

Just saw this posted in the general wrestling as well. Fix please.

And why the hell is it in general?

I think DK is right... work. Remember, Vince said if he didn't kiss ass (or eventually break the Masterlock), he wouldn't get a contract. This is a way to keep the rubes going. Jannetty will interfere at SNME because of the "Street Fight" rules.


And TURN ON SHAWN GOD DAMMIT! He deserves it! Throw him through a glass window, call the marines to kick his ass again, and resurrect the Undertaker's casket to break his back.

They should bring in Beefcake for one night only just to set up the barber shop. Although if that isn't obvious, I'm not sure what is.

Shit, they would have the crowd on their knees if they just set it up. Everytime Shawn turns around and isn't looking, the crowd would just be waiting, waiting, waiting.


Wait. Nevermind. Most of these people know nothing of the Barbershop, or the Rockers, or the turn. Fuck!

Marty Jannetty was scheduled to appear again on Raw on Monday in Birmingham, AL, to continue as part of an angle. He was legitimately dropped from the show and the rest of the angle as of this morning due to screwing up at the wrong time. He is not expected back.


Fucking Meltzer's credible ass...

Whaa? Any word on what he screwed up?

Only vague "he was in deep trouble" crap. Maybe Meltzer is working us too? Please? :D

Force of habit.

From 411, and hopefully it's really Marty and not some fake guy.

[QUOTE]Marty Janetty posted the following on his MySpace site today.

"...Due to travel restrictions I have as part of a probation agreement, I was denied travel this week to Birmingham, Alabama for Monday Night Raw. As you could or should imagine, this is a disaster for WWE as they now have to go back and rewrite a major portion of their show in which I was to be included in, and with less than 3 days notice. The fact that this could happen again at a

...Is that all it says?

Fucking post fucked up...


Marty Janetty posted the following on his MySpace site today.

"...Due to travel restrictions I have as part of a probation agreement, I was denied travel this week to Birmingham, Alabama for Monday Night Raw. As you could or should imagine, this is a disaster for WWE as they now have to go back and rewrite a major portion of their show in which I was to be included in, and with less than 3 days notice. The fact that this could happen again at any given time my [parole officer] decides against me traveling, is good reason for WWE to be concerned in another major disaster especially with Wrestlemania coming up. Could you imagine that 2 days before that show I'm told I can NOT go to Chicago. Please understand WWE's position, and believe in them as they have not closed the window of opportunity yet. We are working hard right now on getting all travel restrictions lifted. It is a good possibility that it will happen. If you really care and are concerned, believe me when I say, prayer works and is greatly needed and appreciated right now. I'm getting tons of e-mails from friends and fans hating Vince and the WWE right now. They are not at fault!!! And, they are supporting me on this, so no more hating on them, ok?? I thank all of you for your support , cares and concerns. I love you all!!! I do have a strong gut feeling everything is going to be fine!!!"

It sounds logical, but it's hard to tell from a Myspace account whether it's real or not.

I buy it, but also take it with a grain of salt. I can only say Marty probably does a lot of talking... er, typing on MySpace, so it's more believable than, say, The Rock.

Of course, the Rock would never have this kind of problem. If I was Janetty, I probably would have just fled the scene after I was forced to look at McMahon's ass for that long.

He did the next best thing... he was laughing his ass off and doing a poor attempt at hiding it for a good 3-4 minutes.

Yeah, I have to give him props for that. But I do have to admit I'm kind of tired of the "look, we're bringing back people who used to wrestle for us! Look! Look! Love us?"

I love it. It's kind of like what WCW did on Nitro for a while. They'd have their "current stars" and use old has-beens as well to put them over.

Wait... scratch that. Reverse. [/Willy Wonka]

There are some cases (Hogan) where it's great, but I'm not sure I need to see Kamala and his giant man breasts ever again.

I'll agree with the Kamala hate. Has anyone here ever liked the guy? I think I've come across 1 Kamala fan ever on message boards. :lol:

I really detest Tatanka and Animal being even near Smackdown. One of the guys I'm going to Smackdown in KC with is kind of a casual fan. Used to be HUGE, but died down probably around WM20. I don't know, maybe before.

But he was browsing the Smackdown webpage. I felt fuckin silly trying to explain and justify shit to him.

"Did that girl with JBL only have a job so she could have that thing bitten off her face by the Boogeyman".

Umm, I don't know. I hear she can wrestle a bit.

"Animal turned heel on Matt Hardy? That doesn't even make sense"

Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

"Fit Finlay is a wrestler again?"

I guess.

"Tatanka? As in the indian?"

Shit. Ah shit.

If anyone ever makes fun of Fit Finlay becoming active again.............feel free to thrust them in the throat just for me. Finlay is fucking awesome.

I liked Kamala....







But I also like midgets...

There's the one.






... Billy Gunn.

Marty comments on this on his myspace....

Here's Da Meltz explaination

Jannetty might not be the best person to look up to, but he fucking owned Meltzer. :lol:

How, by NOT explaining what happened?

All Meltzer does is report news, and in this case, paints a bad picture of someone with false news. Jannetty has a right to be pissed off. I'm sure if I had the right connections, I or anyone else could do Meltzer's job.

Well, I would beg to differ. Meltzer has been a wrestling writer for at least 25 years. You haven't even been alive that long.

Meltzer is that old? Damn... someone send him a cane and false teeth. :D