Get on it muhfuckas!

Bold prediction: SNME > Wrestlemania 22.

Bold prediction: 3/3/06 Smackdown > SNME > WM 22

WrestleMania 22 > WrestleMania XV

Dude Heroes of Wrestling PPV maybe > Wrestlemania XV...........at least for comedy reasons.

I hear that. WM XV is an exercise in masochism. Heroes of Wrestling is good for a laugh at a bunch of washed up has-beens and never-were's making asses of themselves on PPV.

Seriously the only thing that I can recollect that's worth watching is Rock/Austin (which by the way I think was their worst matchup).

Rowe: "And Animal turns heel by attacking the camera man."

Ew... I knew you guys fucked each other while watching greasy men in their underpants wrestled!

That was lame, Scrooge. You can do better than that.




So was anyone else annoyed to see the Angle/Taker match go for 20 minutes and end up a DQ on interference from, as Rowe put it, "THe World's Fattest Man?"

Big Show/Cena tonight? Are they just trying to get Cena booed out of his mind now, or what?

They are no longer worried about Cena being a wishy washy face.

Big Show vs. Cena? I hope there's something better being hyped tonight, because that doesn't interest me a bit. We've seen it enough to begin with during their feud from January-March '04.

USA today reports (and I quote) : "The aftermath of Shane McMahon forcing HBK to kiss his father's behind."

USA fucking Today? Shit, I like wrestling and all but they had nothing better to report than that?

It's from their TV schedule. I would assume it comes straight from WWE. They probably paraphrased "behind".

Tonight's Raw is gonna suck. Guess who Triple H gets to squash to make him look "good" for WM.

Hint: K _ N E~~~~~~~~~~!!!

And Cena is going to beat Big Show. I don't think Kane/HHH will be a complete squashed. Kane's been looking good recently.

But Triple H has a vendetta against Kane it seems.

Whether this is true or not, how do you figure?

Are Kane and Big Show going to actually do anything at Mania?

They should toss out an open challenge at SNME for the Tag Titles. Which of course, is answered by MNM. Insta-feud.

Kane was being pushed to the moon during his return in 2002, but Trips pulled a power play. Why should the WORLD CHAMPION beat the IC Champion? It doesn't help HHH and hurts Kane. And lets not forget the summer of 2003. HHH, injured, hogged the spotlight, while Kane, the hottest heel in the company, was made a fool by HHH's soon-to-be-brother-in-law.

Triple H is the great Satan. I get tired of hearing about him abusing his clout.

In the "who cares" files, Nunzio and former Diva Contestant Leyla were on Deal or no Deal. Nunzio was there supporting his brother and Leyla was one of the bimbos opening briefcases.

This is really fucking lame... and thank God, Kane/Show vs. Masters/Carlito at RassleMania 22.



Edit: Triple H did 2 moves all match and still won. (claps in sarcastic manner)

Hooray for the Inter-Promotional Money in the Bank match! I wondered last year why it wasn't.

Because...uh...wait, there weren't inter-promotional matches last year?

Money in the Bank?

Nope. Edge, Benjamin, Kane, Jericho, Christian, and Benoit were all Raw Superstars.

Scrooge, that's I said in other words.

Who does everyone have in mind to represent SD in MitB?

I have to go with Lashley, and possibly Finlay and Booker T. I would have said Benoit, but it looks like WWE is sticking with Benoit/JBL at WM. I also would like to say Hardy, but they might be building to some sort of Hardy/Animal match; and that's why I wonder about Booker T and Boogeyman.

I would like to say Batista and Kennedy, but far as I know, they're still out on injury.

Definitely Hardy.
Finlay and Lashley aren't really big enough to warrant their own Mania match, so they might go with them. I for one would love to see MNM in there if they could pull it off.

Highlights for me:

Spirit Squad is awesome.
Sensational Sherri in the Hall rules.
'This Week in Wrestling' with NFL-Films guy and music was the shit, and they should do it every week.
Carlito and Masters attacking Kane was probably my high point. They play their role well, and should play up the "young, hungry guys" thing with them. They're good at it.

I can't remember who it was, but I think it was Styles who said last night, "John Cena has just superplexed The Big Show! No one has ever been able to do that!"

Not to sounds like a pretentious internet mark, but didn't Brock Lesnar superplex The Big Show on a episode on SD? Because that was the move that made the ring collapse.

Yeah, and a "real" superplex, as opposed to Cena just standing on the mat and doing it. And I've always thought they needed a different name for a Middle Rope Superplex, and a top rope superplex. That instantly adds something to the match when the guy pauses and then steps up to the top rope.

Just random opinion:

I give more credit to Show for doing the spot than the guy on the other end. Think about it... it's a 500+ pound giant taking a bump off the top rope.

Also Brock doing it is a hell of a lot more impressive for a visual, because the guy was a fucking beast.

How fair is this? Alexis Laree engaged to someone younger than most members of this board? Perhaps I was wrong to think I was too young for her back in 2003, when I was 19 :P

She's like the rat of the WWE. She been linked to several members of the roster, so I doubt this will work out....

True... didn't I hear about her being engaged to Doug Basham at one point (or was that someone else)?

And she dated Joey Mercury for a long time too.

And I wouldn't call her the "rat of WWE" when Lita is still around :P

She's not the "official" rat..............Lita has her beaten by a long shot.