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Title: Kane Returns!


Scrooge McSuck - January 4, 2005 03:26 AM (GMT)
Excuse me while I mark the fuck out. Too bad I couldn't tape it in time :( Anyone can hook me up with a free copy of RAW? lol

KAAAAAAAAAAANE!

Edit: Wooo! Someone recorded it for me. (dances)

The Shadow - January 4, 2005 04:26 AM (GMT)
Did you lose it the other 100 times Kane was knocked out of action and came back???

Scrooge McSuck - January 4, 2005 04:27 AM (GMT)
Yes... I also made 4 6-hour tapes of Kane. Time to insult me!

Real F'n Show - January 4, 2005 09:21 PM (GMT)
I bet those Best of Kane comps would sell really well if you put them on the 'net ;)

CBF: Buying NYR for Kane/Snitsky instead of the Chamber.

Scrooge McSuck - January 4, 2005 09:23 PM (GMT)
DUH! (donkey picture here)

PedigreeMC - January 5, 2005 06:43 PM (GMT)
I was really hoping Kane would get a smooch from Lita Monday night but she disappointed me. She should come around though hehe.

Heres to Kane getting some offense in on Snitsky at the PPV since he got crushed at Taboo Tuesday.

JD Storm - January 6, 2005 07:45 AM (GMT)
it'll be great when Kane faces Snitsky at NYR.....i'm actually enjoying the build-up, a little. if only Lita's acting in this was better.

Scrooge McSuck - March 28, 2006 12:00 AM (GMT)
...Cough. OK, no more bumping.

Real F'n Show - March 28, 2006 12:14 AM (GMT)
Ah, PedigreeMC and JD Storm, we barely knew thee. But seriously, what the fuck is up with all these old topics being revived?

Scrooge McSuck - March 28, 2006 12:22 AM (GMT)
It was Rowe's idea, see. He forced me to do it or he'd invade me south of the border.

SamoaRowe - March 28, 2006 12:32 AM (GMT)
Actually I was going to force Scrooge to wear a harness and pull me around on a sled, but you get the idea...

Scrooge McSuck - March 28, 2006 12:33 AM (GMT)
What do you think I am, a reindeer?

SamoaRowe - March 28, 2006 12:35 AM (GMT)
Actually, I had a sick mule in mind :P


I keed, I keed.

Scrooge McSuck - March 28, 2006 12:44 AM (GMT)
That was very fun Rowe. It ranks up there with WMD's diarrhea finger remark.

SamoaRowe - March 28, 2006 12:50 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Mar 27 2006, 06:44 PM)
That was very fun Rowe. It ranks up there with WMD's diarrhea finger remark.

I must've missed that one.

Now mush! ::cracks whip, forcing Scrooge to pull me on my sleigh::

Scrooge McSuck - March 28, 2006 12:51 AM (GMT)
Fine, but we switch off every 1500 yards. (runs while Rowe dangles a Kane DVD in front of me)

SamoaRowe - March 28, 2006 12:52 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Mar 27 2006, 06:51 PM)
Fine, but we switch off every 1500 yards. (runs while Rowe dangles a Kane DVD in front of me)

If you run the entire way, I'll buy you See No Evil when it comes out on dvd :P I mean, it'll only be 5.50 so it won't be much of a burden on me.

Scrooge McSuck - March 28, 2006 12:53 AM (GMT)
Shut up, See No Evil will be the highest grossing movie of all time... in Scrooge McSuck's bedroom.

SamoaRowe - March 28, 2006 12:54 AM (GMT)
I expect it will only come 600 million dollars short of breaking the U.S. box office gross of Titanic.

Scrooge McSuck - March 28, 2006 12:55 AM (GMT)
Titanic sucked dick. Overhyped trash with shit acting. Kane > Leonardo DiCrapio... in bed.

SamoaRowe - March 28, 2006 12:57 AM (GMT)
Just for that, I demand you make a photoshop Titanic poster with Kane's face plastered over Leonardo Dicaprio's (ala Chokeslam Mountain).

Scrooge McSuck - March 28, 2006 12:58 AM (GMT)
That was ES' doing, not mine... and don't you dare put a Scrooge McDuck picture over what's her name who showed her tits.

SamoaRowe - March 28, 2006 04:30 AM (GMT)
Kate Winslet is one fine actress. We should do a "would you hit it" thread for her.

prof_plague - March 28, 2006 04:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scrooge McSuck @ Mar 27 2006, 06:55 PM)
Titanic sucked dick. Overhyped trash with shit acting. Kane > Leonardo DiCrapio... in bed.

Good point. Kane should have been in it. I should have been Kane drawing Kate Winslet!




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